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04 Oct 01:13

Occupy Portland Earns Right to Jury Trials, Now Will They Get Them?

by Nathan Gilles

It’s been nearly two years since cops unceremoniously broke up Occupy Portland's downtown camps in the name of safety, hygiene, and the health of the city’s grass. It’s also been well over a year and a half since the will-they-won’t-they question of whether Occupy Portland defendants will get jury trials started as a fight between the Multnomah County District Attorney’s office and the ousted Occupiers’ defense lawyers.

Now, the judicial decision we’ve all been waiting for is finally in.

The Oregon Supreme Court ruled today that Occupy defendants who were arrested on misdemeanor charges that were later reduced to violations by the DA are entitled to jury trials.

Now hold on, the story from here on gets a little tangled.

The court made its ruling in the State of Oregon v. Laurie Ann Benoit. Benoit was arrested, handcuffed, and booked on October 11, 2011 along with 49 other Occupiers when the cops “evicted” them from their encampments.

She was then charged with second-degree criminal trespass, a class C misdemeanor. This would have entitled her to a jury trial; only at her arraignment prosecutors opted to lower the charge to a violation. The majority of Occupy cases were handled in this way.

Lowering charges is a common practice for the DA. But Occupy lawyers weren’t having it, and, in early 2012, they filed a motion claiming this downgrading of charges denied the defendants of their constitutional right to a jury trial.

In February 2012, Multnomah County Circuit Judge Cheryl Albrecht agreed with Occupy’s defense, to a point.

At that time, she issued a ruling saying Occupiers who had been booked with A and B misdemeanors—things like “resisting arrest”—but whose cases were later reduced to violations were entitled to jury trials. Left out were Class C misdemeanors that were now violations.

No slouch, the DA’s office noted this, and responded by dropping all former A and B charges, leaving only the former C misdemeanor charges.

Enter the case of Tawanna Fuller, an accused shoplifter.

The 44-year-old Fuller had been booked on third-degree theft, a C misdemeanor, as well as a class A misdemeanor for attempted first-degree theft. However, Fuller’s charges were lowered at arraignment so, like the Occupiers, she was not eligible for a jury trial. But, like Occupy’s lawyers, Fuller’s defense argued she had the right to a jury trial, and eventually the Oregon Court of Appeals agreed.

The court ruling in Fuller’s case came out in fall 2012. At the time, Occupy defendants who had been arrested in Chapman and Lownsdale squares had already gone to their now-juryless trials.

However, Judge Albrecht had not ruled on these downgraded misdemeanor cases, choosing instead to wait to make a decision on all the Occupy cases under purview—which added up to about 60 defendants. When the Fuller decision hit, it sent Occupy lawyers scrambling to, again, stake their clients’ claims to jury trials.

They filed their motion shortly after the Fuller decision and, relying on the precedent set by Fuller, Albrecht ruled those former C misdemeanor Occupiers had the right to jury trials.

And that looked like the end of it, only it wasn’t.

At this point, pretty much everyone was convinced the DA was going to just give up and dismiss the Occupy cases; but noooooooooooooo!

Not one to turn away from a fight, the DA filed a writ of mandamus, which is the legal equivalent of getting your mom to resolve a fight between you and your sister “that you damn kids can’t solve yourselves.” Only in this case, your mom is the Oregon Supreme Court. Which brings us back to today’s ruling.

In the State of Oregon v. Laurie Ann Benoit, the Oregon Supreme Court finally ruled on the DA’s writ of mandamus. Justice David Brewer wrote the unanimous decision, stating that the downgrading of Benoit’s charge from a class C misdemeanor to a violation deprived the defendant of her right to a jury trial. The previous week, the court had also ruled again in the Fuller case, agreeing with the appeal’s court decision. And there you have it: Occupy defendants (and Tawanna Fuller) have the legal right to jury trials.

The decision is expected to apply to as many as 50 Occupiers, although the actual number could be smaller at this point.

Now, again, the question becomes: Will the DA choose to take Occupy Portland to a jury trial? Or, will prosecutors instead finally realize this sparring with Occupy could be construed as a colossal waste of taxpayer money? (Just planting seeds).

In any event, taking the Occupy cases to trial probably means retrying both the Lownsdale and Chapman Square cases again—which we can only assume will be challenged in some way—not to mention trying for the first time defendants from Jamison Square and Shemanski Park, and anyone else I might be forgetting originally booked on class C misdemeanors charges when the cops cleaned house in 2011.

For now, at least, Occupy’s lawyers are calling this is a victory.

“We all feel so very vindicated,” says defense attorney for Occupy Pete Castleberry. “This is justice. I think they [Oregon Supreme Court Justices] hit the nail on the head.”

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04 Oct 01:13

Classless Boston radio hosts to Rick Pitino: ‘You stink. You ruined the Celtics.’ | The Dagger: College Basketball Blog - Yahoo Sports

by gguillotte
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Toucher: We are joined by Rick Pitino, former coach of the Celtics, current coach of the Louisville Cardinals who won the national championship. Rick Pitino, hello! Pitino: Morning, guys. Toucher: You stink. You ruined the Celtics. Then the station hung up on Pitino, the interview was over and the hosts proceeded to congratulate one-another over how "awesome" the segment had been. The entire cringe-worthy segment can be heard here for anyone who wants to relive it. In a sad but predictable twist, response to the stunt from Boston fans has been mostly positive.
04 Oct 01:12

London School of Economics MPP Policy Brief 9: Copyright and Creation

by gguillotte
Targeting individual internet users is not likely to reverse the trend toward an online sharing culture, and there is an urgent need for independent verification of claims of harm to the creative industries as a result of individual copyright. ... Broader ‘fair use/fair dealing’ provisions, proposals for private copying exceptions and aiming copyright enforcement and prosecution at infringing businesses instead of at citizens who share online is likely to have the desired effect of balancing the interests of the creative industries and citizens. When both can exploit the full potential of the internet, this will maximise innovative content creation for the benefit of all stakeholders. Evidence-based legislation on copyright enforcement is needed that independently assesses the claims of the dominant creative industry firms and the impacts on users in the light of today’s digital culture.
04 Oct 01:12

Twitter didn’t disclose its average revenue per user, but we’ve calculated it for you, anyway

by Ritchie King

Ahead of Twitter’s IPO filing, the key figure anticipated by investors was the company’s average revenue per user. But when the time came, Twitter didn’t disclose it. Instead, Twitter revealed data about how often users view their timeline, or stream of tweets, and how much Twitter earns for every 1,000 timeline views. Those unusual metrics make it difficult to compare Twitter to other publicly traded social networks, like Facebook.

But it turns out we can calculate Twitter’s average advertising revenue per user using the other data it disclosed. See below for the full explanation and math, but it comes to $0.55 in the quarter that ended in June. That compares to Facebook’s $1.41 of average advertising revenue per user over the same period.

Revenue-per-user-math

In its filing, Twitter also noted that it earns substantially more revenue from its American users ($2.17 per thousand timeline views) than those outside the United States ($0.30).

Advertising accounts for 85% of Twitter’s revenue. The other 15% comes from data licensing. Because of that, its total average revenue per user would be slightly greater than 55 cents. Similarly, Facebook earns additional money from payments, so its total average revenue per user was $1.60 in the quarter that ended in June.


04 Oct 01:11

Guillermo del Toro's Simpsons couch gag is the best thing ever

by Charlie Jane Anders
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reference humor (including, uh, lots of Pan's Labyrinth reference humor) is completely redeemed by about 1.5 seconds of hypnotoad

Can you name all the classic horror movies in this amazing title sequence that Guillermo del Toro directed for this Sunday's Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode? There is just so much greatness in this three-minute clip. Can't stop watching.

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04 Oct 01:07

Major storms are forming, and America’s meteorologists are stuck at home

by Eric Holthaus
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"furloughed NOAA employee Amy Fritz—who normally works to develop storm surge flooding models"
ha ha, great

Tropical Storm Karen NOAA

As squabbles in the US capital drag on, a powerful weather pattern will scatter a phalanx of threats across the country. And the combination of hobbled government and natural disaster is increasing the risk to Americans.

Here’s exactly why Friday will be a big weather day in America:

  • Tropical Storm Karen is expected to strengthen into a hurricane while threatening landfall on the Gulf Coast. Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal has issued a state of emergency, and the US Corps of Engineers have closed a massive storm-surge barrier designed to protect the city of New Orleans and built after Hurricane Katrina.
  • An early season winter storm appears poised to produce more than two feet of snow across Wyoming and South Dakota, and flakes may reach as far east as Fargo. Rapid City, SD is under a blizzard warning, nearly three weeks earlier than its first snowfall last year.
  • A severe weather outbreak—featuring the possibility of strong tornadoes— is predicted from Oklahoma to Wisconsin. The threat was given an upgrade on Thursday across much of Iowa, where the Storm Prediction Center says more than a million people are at risk.
  • A forecast for Santa Ana winds may spark potentially dangerous wildfires near Los Angeles. The LA County Fire Department will be staffing additional firefighters as a precaution.

These events comprise a crowded weather map that is actually the manifestation of a single continent-scale choreography of weather: high pressure out west is helping to steer and strengthen an intense low pressure system over the upper midwest that in turn is pulling the tropical storm northward towards the coast. It’s a perfect picture of the physics of the atmosphere, working seamlessly together.

Contrast that with what’s happening on Capitol Hill.

As potential natural disasters loom, the American government is shut down because of a budget dispute. As part of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s mission to “protect life and property,” critical civil servants such as weather forecasters must remain at work—without pay —while support staff and other “non-essential” personnel are being sent home.

Although essential personnel are still on the job (and others have been recalled in face of the impending weather disruptions), it’s impossible to think that the fragmentation of bureaucracy won’t have an impact in the context of a rapidly changing natural disaster. As one very visible example, Ready.gov, the government’s natural disaster preparedness portal, included a disclaimer saying it was not being maintained during the shutdown. Many other NOAA-hosted websites are also down or not being maintained, and the organic person-to-person connections that foster coordination between offices are obviously not available if employees are stuck at home. The Congressional Research Service is essentially not functioning. In some cases, agencies themselves don’t even know what they’re allowed to do.

Basically, the chains of accessing and passing along information between local, state, and federal officials that typify disaster preparation, response, and recovery are broken.

And, while weather forecasters are accustomed to putting personal distractions aside—forecasters have to be dispassionate when issuing a tornado warning for their hometown, for example —the additional pressure of lost wages will surely be on the minds of those working without pay.

To protest the shutdown, senator Barbara Mikulski invited furloughed NOAA employee Amy Fritz—who normally works to develop storm surge flooding models—to tell her story:

Another furloughed meteorologist, Brad Barrett, is a professor at the US Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland. He spoke of the shutdown’s impact on his academic institution:

It’s frustrating, for sure. As a civilian employee of the US Navy, I am on leave without pay. I am not allowed to work. On Monday, I sent out an email to my 60 students with homework in advance for the next two weeks. Beyond the next two weeks, I told them: ‘If nothing changes, you have the syllabus; you may have to teach yourselves.’ Starting next week, my institution is considering taking drastic measures: possibly either suspending all classes until the end of the shutdown, or hold lecture classes only for freshmen. We may need to delay graduation.

From a research perspective, the impact is even more severe, according to Barrett:

From the standpoint of teaching, it’s a very significant disruption. From a research standpoint, it’s disastrous. For example, I have to pause my own research into short-term climate variability and can’t meet with the students I am advising. For others, it is worse: I have a colleague conducting a long-term study on the health of oysters in the Chesapeake Bay. The oysters are going to keep growing—and she won’t be there to measure them. Much of this critical time-sensitive data will be lost.

But what about when something as obviously “mission critical” as a landfalling hurricane happens during the shutdown, as is forecasted on Friday? Barrett was more candid:

I have no doubt that the National Weather Service will carry the torch forward and issue the watches and warnings necessary to prepare for these storms. The Air Force Hurricane Hunters are flying, they’re all there. The bigger question mark in my mind is on the response end. What will the federal response to disasters look like during a government shutdown? What percentage of FEMA is considered essential? Certainly not all aspects that should be considered so. We’ve learned a lot as a country during the last 10 years from the responses to natural disasters like Katrina and Sandy. Resources and people have to come quickly in the aftermath. If there is a place where problems will arise, it’s there, not in the forecasting. Can you imagine Congress coming together and passing an emergency spending bill during the shutdown? Can a natural disaster be a shock to the system? Maybe, maybe not. Maybe we’ll have to wait until debt limit is reached in the next few weeks.

04 Oct 01:05

snoopdogg420: david bowie thats so rud e

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04 Oct 00:20

Just watching the Met’s latest production of Siegfried,...





















Just watching the Met’s latest production of Siegfried, with the wonderful and infinitely variable / mobile stage set, and the brilliant projected water effects… and suddenly flashed on how very much the staging of this sequence reminded me of the scene between Bilbo and Gollum in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

And then what do the Wanderer and Mime start doing but playing the Riddle Game… and discussing a mighty Ring that gives its wearer power to rule the world, and the Dragon who sleeps guarding an incredible hoard of treasure…

Of course Tolkien was familiar with both the Nibelungenlied and what Wagner did to / with it. Doesn’t make this kind of confluence / synergy any less cool.

(shivers)

(goes back to watching the Old Wise Guy with Something that Looks Like A Staff dump a broken sword in poor Mime’s lap and tell him to hurry up and get it reforged…)

04 Oct 00:17

Can Wendy Davis win the Texas governor's race? - CBS News

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04 Oct 00:14

Banksy Restoration Society

04 Oct 00:14

The world’s largest winemaker is now selling America’s most imported beer

by Lily Kuo
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"Cheap, watery beer—once a mainstay for US drinkers—is being replaced by craft or imported beers, like Corona"

yo u fuked up ur sentence bro

The saying, after all, is 'beer after wine and you'll feel fine.'

The US beer industry has long been dominated by just two players: Anheuser-Busch InBev, maker of the Budweiser brand, and MillersCoors of Miller beer. A third player has now entered the scene: a lesser-known New York wine company that recently bought exclusive rights to distribute Corona Extra, America’s top imported beer.

That company, Constellation Brands, today reported a 109% increase in sales to $1.46 billion for the second quarter. The jump is largely because of its June acquisition of Crown imports, a joint venture it had been part of to distribute Corona and other beers made by Mexico’s Grupo Modelo in the US. Today was the company’s first earnings report since the $4.75 billion purchase of the entire operation.

The deal and Constellation’s recent sales boost reflects America’s changing booze scene. Cheap, watery beer—once a mainstay for US drinkers—is being replaced by craft or imported beers, like Corona and other Modelo beers. That’s because, as we’ve written, Americans between the ages of 20 and 30 are trading up and drinking more premium beer, wine and liquor. According to its latest earnings, Constellation’s net beer sales were up 3.4% to $815 million.

Constellation’s acquisition of Modelo’s US operation is also part of a recent effort by US officials and smaller breweries to curtail the dominance of a few companies in the US beer market. Constellation gained control of the entire Crown venture because authorities required Grupo Modelo and Anheuser-Busch InBev, which purchased Modelo in June, to divest the operation. Otherwise, AB InBev and Grupo Modelo would have too much freedom to raise prices, US authorities said. Small craft breweries are also chipping away at the beer giants’ standing. Sales of craft beers were up 12% last year, faster than the overall beer industry, which grew only 0.9%.

Constellation, already the world’s largest maker of branded wine, is now the third largest beer distributor in the US. It also bought Grupo Modelo’s giant brewery in Piedras Negras, Texas.


04 Oct 00:13

Don’t be misled by this chart Twitter used in its IPO filing

by David Yanofsky

Twitter included in its IPO filing a chart of monthly active users—MAUs as it calls them. These numbers are significant for investors trying to assess how fast Twitter will grow in the future—and it’s clearly in the company’s interest to make the growth rate look as impressive as possible. Twitter’s chart looks like this:

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If you were just looking at the bars you might make the assumption that from March 2012 to June 2013 monthly active users tripled—the June 2013 bar is three times the size of the March 2012 bar. But if you look carefully you’ll see that the chart’s y axis starts at 100 million, and if you look at the numbers on top of the bars you’ll see that over this time period user growth was only 58%.

Here’s a more accurate chart of the same data, with the y axis set at zero:

Twitter-monthly-active-users-mau_chartbuilder (1)

The flawed Twitter chart appears at the beginning of the filing. But in fairness, Twitter does provide bar charts of its user growth with y-axes that start at zero later in the document. See page 61.


04 Oct 00:13

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04 Oct 00:13

On the physics of mosh pits.

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Are humans that different from gas particles? Not according to these physicists. They carefully studied online videos of mosh pits at heavy metal concerts, measured the motions of each participant, and then determined how well their data fit simplified models of particle physics. Amazingly, the best fit for mosh pits was to the Maxwell–Boltzmann distribution, which "describes particle speeds in gases, where the particles move freely without interacting with one another, except for very brief
04 Oct 00:12

"America is now wholly given over to a damned mob of scribbling women, and I should have no chance of..."

“America is now wholly given over to a damned mob of scribbling women, and I should have no chance of success while the public taste is occupied with their trash—and should be ashamed of myself if I did succeed.”

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nathaniel hawthorne whining and pissing himself in eighteen fifty five over the fact that women were writing better and more popular stories than his shit shit shit trash shit piece of shit awful didactic shit novels (via sashayed)

this again bc //selfie culture// in 1855

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That narrative was already old in 1855, actually — in Britain people were shitting all over literature that was coded as female and foreign (like the Gothic) in the 1790s. In fact pretty sure most academics of most historically-defined literary periods in the West could observe this trend.

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04 Oct 00:12

LitHop PDX Post-Mortem

by Alison Hallett
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"The literary community needs to talk to the performance community. Because you know what the performance community knows how to do that the literary community, by and large, does not? Talk into a microphone. Speak comfortably in front of a room full of people. Emcee an event in an entertaining way. Produce an event—yeah, I'm talking about lights and sightlines again. Talk to each other. Talk to each other. You all live here. You're all making shit. Talk to each other."


Last night was the inaugral LitHop PDX, a literary pub-crawl that stacked a whole bunch of East Hawthorne venues with novelists, poets, and essayists. I had a great night that began at BOG, meandered through Sewick's and Angelo's, and ended in a blaze of regrettably stiff whiskey drinks at the Eagles Lodge. (Sometimes bartenders think they are being nice but they are not being nice.)

It was the first of what's projected to be a twice-yearly event, and I'd call it a qualified success. Here are some thoughts, and some unsolicited ideas for next time:

• The weather was rainy and not particularly conducive to wandering the streets, but attendance was really strong. Every venue I stopped into was reasonably full; some were packed. There's clearly an audience for an event like this.

• Some venues accommodated readings better than others, and some were downright bad. You can't beat the Eagles Lodge—for anything—but Sewick's just kinda plopped a microphone in the middle of a room, lighting and sightlines be damned. BOG was probably great if you had a seat, but it was too crowded to even see when I walked in.

• Everything stayed on schedule. People read where they were supposed to, when they said they were going to read. It sounds basic, but plenty of events can't pull it off. I was impressed.

• The literary community needs to talk to the performance community. Because you know what the performance community knows how to do that the literary community, by and large, does not? Talk into a microphone. Speak comfortably in front of a room full of people. Emcee an event in an entertaining way. Produce an event—yeah, I'm talking about lights and sightlines again. Talk to each other. Talk to each other. You all live here. You're all making shit. Talk to each other.

• I like books. I don't like readings. In general, I am pretty much not interested in hearing someone read me a chunk of a novel that I could just as easily read myself. Poetry—particularly funny poetry—went over great last night, because listening to poetry is actually a great way to experience poetry. It is not a great way to experience most novels. I loved Martha Grover's reading at Sewick's—she read the entirety of an essay about having a brief fling with a man that she wasn't attracted to, in order to make herself feel better about being rejected by her ex. It was funny, personal, weird, and honest. It was great. And because it was an essay designed to be consumed in one gulp, it was completely satisfying. You don't get that when someone reads from a novel; you get "...and I'll stop here." I go to readings fairly often, even though I don't like them, because books are incredibly important to me, and I want to participate in the literary culture of my city. There were a few moments last night when the readings didn't feel like an obligation, like paying my literacy tax; there were a few moments where they did. I'd like to see the festival explore more ways of celebrating literary culture—and involving authors—beyond just straightforward readings, whether that be with trivia, storytelling, themed venues, or whatever other ideas smarter and more creative people than myself can come up with.

I also asked Merc freelancers Jacob Schraer and Thomas Ross to weigh in wtih their thoughts on the event:

JACOB:

Fun experience over all. Some of the venues were more hospitable then others, in terms of layout and general atmosphere, but that was my only complaint. Fun readings, good crowds, schedules stuck to.

THOMAS:
The Tin House reading was good, but Bar of the Gods was loud. For whatever reason, people quieted down better for prose than poetry, which seems weird. Veselka especially had the whole bar pretty silent.
The Eagles lodge was awesome, terrible pickled eggs, 50¢ popcorn and all.
Here are two awesome lines from the James Gendron reading. He read a long new piece about witches:
"On top of the mountain, the air is so thin all the blood is blue. The blood is so blue it is invited into the sky."
"Satan runs a hand through his hair. All Satan's hair is pubic."

It's okay if you missed LitHop PDX, because it'll be back in the spring—and there are plenty of other great Wordstock events this week.

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04 Oct 00:10

This Minute in Corporate Fashion, with Your Portland Trail Blazers and the Moda Center!

by Bobby Roberts
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'So, the roundy thing on the left is a rose, which is plum-colored, as opposed to, uh, rose-colored. Although I guess roses can be purplish, although typically in media, roses are red, which is one of the colors used by the Blazers, who play in the building this plumrose will be glued to!

The lettering is sort of reminiscent of the Blazers original logo, the one that has always, and will always look about 15x better than the current one, which began life as a word .doc with italics turned on.'

relevant image not in the RSS feed: http://www.portlandmercury.com/binary/90a7/1380839921-blaze_wallpaperlarge.jpg

See that up there? That is headline news on NBA.com, and when I say headline, I mean all-caps 16pt Helvetica HEADLINE

This a big deal! It's nice that they paid the city a tribute after paying the Blazers to put their name on the building. And they put some thought into it too! Take it away, Mehdi Tabrizi, Managing Director at Ziba, Portland-based experience design and innovation firm!

"Our challenge was to design a new logo and identity that was true to the history and spirit of the arena, authentic to the moda health brand, and meaningful to the Portland community at large."

Okay, sure! So, the roundy thing on the left is a rose, which is plum-colored, as opposed to, uh, rose-colored. Although I guess roses can be purplish, although typically in media, roses are red, which is one of the colors used by the Blazers, who play in the building this plumrose will be glued to!

The lettering is sort of reminiscent of the Blazers original logo, the one that has always, and will always look about 15x better than the current one, which began life as a word .doc with italics turned on.

Although the one on the right has little pointy parts sticking off it now, as if to say "Watch out, basketball players. We're sharp and fast! Like our mascot, Blaze the Trail Cat! Rawr!"

Intimidation. That's the key.

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04 Oct 00:09

Adobe source code and customer data stolen in sustained network hack

by Dan Goodin
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"Customer passwords will be reset"
CC is going to be fun to use for a whlie

Adobe said it suffered a sustained compromise of its corporate network, allowing hackers to illegally access source code for several of its widely used software applications as well as password data and other sensitive information belonging to almost three million customers.

Adobe dropped the bombshell revelation shortly after Krebs on Security's Brian Krebs reported that the hack began sometime in mid-August and was carried out by the same criminals who breached LexisNexis and other major US data brokers. In the course of investigating the earlier intrusions, Krebs said he happened upon a 40 gigabyte trove of source code, much of it belonging to Adobe. Adobe confirmed its ColdFusion Web application software and its Acrobat document program were among those that were stolen.

A new generation of exploits

The Acrobat software family, which is intimately linked to the nearly ubiquitous Reader application, has long been a favorite target of malware developers looking for ways to sneak their malicious wares onto people's computers. The specter of hackers having full access to the raw source code of those applications is troubling, because it could make it easier to identify bugs that can be surreptitiously exploited in drive-by website attacks.

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04 Oct 00:07

American Voices: Putin Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize

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no less spurious than Obama's

Saying that he stopped western nations from launching an air strike on Syria, a Russian advocacy group known as The International Academy of Spiritual Unity and Cooperation of Peoples of the World has nominated Vladimir Putin for the Nobel Peace Prize.
    






04 Oct 00:07

BREAKING: Daniel Throwing His Life Away, You Should Call Him, He Dropped Out Of Wharton—Wharton, For God’s Sake

POTOMAC, MD—According to sources close to the situation, it would be really great if you could give Daniel a call because he’s going completely off the rails—dropped out of Wharton, Wharton, for God’s sake—and maybe yo...
    






04 Oct 00:06

Woman identified as Miriam Carey, 34, killed after incident with car at White House barricade

by Xeni Jardin
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TW: video includes gunfire

"Carey was not armed and did not fire any shots. D.C. Police Chief Cathy Lanier said Capitol Police and Secret Service fired their weapons.

Carey was shot and killed at the scene.

News4 confirmed an 18-month-old infant was in Carey's car at the time, and is expected to be okay."


Video courtesy of Alhurra Television, a US government funded TV network.

A woman carrying a small child in her car is said to have rammed a White House security barricade Thursday, then led Capitol police and Secret Service agents on a high-speed car chase to the U.S. Capitol. She was shot and killed outside Hart Senate Office Building, where the offices of many senators are located.

She has been identified "pending confirmation" by various law enforcement agencies as Miriam Carey, 34, a dental hygienist based in Stamford, Connecticut, who previously lived in Brooklyn, New York.

Here is video of the deceased suspect's black Infiniti in an apparent confrontation with Capitol police.

From the Stamford Advocate:

Miriam Carey, 34, of 114 Woodside Green, drove her black Infiniti coupe onto a driveway leading to the White House, and over a set of lowered barricades. When Carey couldn't get through a second barrier, she spun the car in the opposite direction, flipping a Secret Service officer over the hood of the car as she sped away, said B.J. Campbell, a tourist from Portland, Ore.
She is said to have had a history of mental illness and traumatic brain injury. NBC News reports that she did not have a gun, or any other weapon in her vehicle. A law enforcement source is quoted as saying she "was using her car as a weapon."

She did not carry identification. News organizations are pointing to this Facebook profile for a "Miriam Carey" as possibly belonging to the deceased suspect.

“This appears to be an isolated singular matter with no nexus to terrorism,” said Capitol Police Chief Kim Dine said at an evening news conference, while police and FBI agents searched the building where the woman is understood to have lived in Stamford.

The NY Post reports that the woman identified as the suspect "formerly lived in Brooklyn, was licensed to practice in New York and Connecticut and had a permit to work as a hygienist in Connecticut prisons."

Washington Post reporters were among the first to speak with people who knew Carey. None say they are aware of past behavior that suggests she would attempt to harm anyone, nor are they aware of any connection to Washington, DC or a political motivation.

From the New York Times:

Dr. Brian L. Evans, a periodontist in Hamden, Conn., for whom Ms. Carey had worked until about a year ago, said that he believed that she had suffered a significant head injury sometime during the year she was employed by him. He described Ms. Carey as having “a bit of a temper,” but “nothing unusual, nothing that would ever lead us to think she would ever do anything like this.”
The child in her black Infiniti, identified as likely being her one-year-old daughter, was retrieved uninjured.


Still from WABC7-TV: A toddler riding with the suspect throughout the Capitol Hill shooting incident.

A Capitol police officer and Secret Service division officer were injured, but expected to survive.

The Capitol building was locked down briefly, and all on site were told to shelter in place.

"Close, lock and stay away from external doors and windows. Take annunciators, emergency supply kits and escape hoods; and move to your office's assigned shelter in place location or the innermost part of the office away from external doors or windows," Congressional staffers were told by Capitol Police in an email.

No word yet on what "annunciators" refers to, in this context.


Photo: Kevin Lamarque, Reuters

From atlanticwire.com:
Many observers were quick to point out that the Capitol Police officers responding to the incident were not furloughed by the government shutdown (they're essential employees), but they are not currently being paid, along with the rest of non-furloughed government staff.

Washington DC, and the Capitol in particular, are at the center of an intense political battle that has led to an effective shutdown of much of the federal government's activities.

Below, Kate Nocera of Buzzfeed tweeted this photo, with: "Literally was dragged in by cop as he heard shots fired come over the radio."


    






03 Oct 23:56

Obamacare's hidden parentage

by K.N.C., R.L.W. and G.D.
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Big data reveals Republican policies in America's healthcare law

ON THE surface, it looks totally partisan. Not a single Republican voted for the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, aka "Obamacare". But the law is filled with concessions to them. A new computer analysis counts the GOP policy ideas that overlap with other bills that made it into the law: 3% from the House and 8% from the Senate. In fact, when "mark-up" bills are excluded—basically, amendments and legislative re-writes—11% and 28% of policy ideas from Congressional and Senate Republicans, respectively, align. John Wilkerson of the University of Washington and his colleagues studied the legislative history using big data. They ran the PPACA through a text-analysis system that could spot similar wording in previous legislation with a better than 90% accuracy. That let them identify the date and sponsor of earlier bills that ended up in the law, indicated as circles in the chart. Hence, proposals by Republican Senator Chuck Grassley of Iowa on nursing home transparency in March 2009 were incorporated by Democratic lawmakers in later bills, before appearing in the law. So was it really necessary to shut down the government?

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03 Oct 23:23

Heart Attack Grill Owner Proudly Displays Customer's Cremated Remains To Prove His Food Kills

Heart Attack Grill founder Jon Basso is the Las Vegas entrepreneur who pretends to be a doctor and doles out unlimited towering grease bombs to any customer who weighs in at 350 lbs or more. Today, he showed off a clear plastic bag containing a customer's cremated remains, in the name of, uh, corporate transparency or something.
03 Oct 22:58

The List…October

by Timothy Everest

My little black book of monthly recommendations…

WEAR…
Something with a little seasonal ‘character’ such as this bespoke skull lined velvet smoking jacket
Lining of jacket featuring skull print
Black single breasted jacket
Button with Skull Contact our team at Elder Street or our Bruton Place shop to see what ‘wicked’ things they can conjure up for the party season

DRIVE…
A ‘Batmobile’, this was a customised by our friends at Morgan. Amazing to have seen each bat decal hand applied
Morgan car Close up with Bat motif See Morgan at Best of Britannia between 3rd and 5th October and check out my latest tailoring collaboration…
Also quite partial to a Chevrolet Camaro

LISTEN…
To Wise Blood B.I.G E.G.O or RAT, always helpful to write songs on this kind of subject matter when one’s trained as an undertaker…

DRINK…
At the Ten Bells and pop in a quick Jack the Ripper tour as part of an evening out
Down a Crystal Head/Black Skull vodka
Vodka Bottle in shape of Skull
A spicy and raisined red such as Fanny Sabre Monthelie 2011 perfect with a pumpkin dish from Wine Chap or a drop of Valpolicella Classico Superiore Ripasso

EAT…
At Rosa’s of Spitalfields, opt for the sweet roasted pumpkin curry with coconut and sweet basil

VISIT…
The Highgate Cemetery Tour book at Event Bright or pop for a Ghost Hunt
Skull made from pattern paper
The Drowned Man at the National Theatre, dip into the forgotten world of the Temple Studios; London’s legendary film powerhouse, watch out for the audience participation part!

WATCH…
Beetlejuice
Little Shop of Horrors
39 Steps at the Criterion

03 Oct 22:35

Asian Giant Hornets Kill 42 People In China, Injure Over 1,500

by timothy
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Hugh Pickens DOT Com writes "Madison Park and Dayu Zhang report on CNN that swarms of aggressive hornets are inflicting a deadly toll in a central China killing 42 people and injuring 1,675 people in three cities in Shaanxi province since July. Government authorities say these attacks are from a particularly venomous species, the world's largest hornet, known as the Asian giant hornet or vespa mandarinia. The giant hornet extends about 3.5 to 3.9 centimeters in length, roughly the size of a human thumb and has an orange head with a black tooth used for burrowing. The Asian giant hornet is intensely predatory; it hunts medium- to large-sized insects, such as bees, other hornet species, and mantises. The pain of the Asian Giant Hornet is described as a hot nail piercing the skin and lasts about 4 hours with instant swelling. One victim told local media earlier this month that "the more you run, the more they want to chase you." Some victims described being chased about 200 meters (656 feet) by a swarm. Local authorities have deployed thousands of police officers and locals to destroy about 710 hives but ""It's very difficult to prevent the attacks because hornet nests are usually in hidden sites," says Shunichi Makino, director general of the Hokkaido Research Center for Forestry and Forest Products Research Institute. Makino, who specializes in entomology, warned that the sting from an Asian giant hornet was severe compared with those of other insects. "The venom of an Asian giant hornet is very special compared with other hornets or yellow jackets," says Makino. "The neurotoxin — especially to mammals including humans — it's a special brand of venom." Asian Giant Hornets have been spotted in the United States."

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03 Oct 22:33

Every First-Edition Ian Fleming James Bond Book Cover

by John Gruber
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via Russian Sledges

They’re all great, but Dr. No and Moonraker are my favorites of the bunch.

03 Oct 22:30

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03 Oct 22:28

First Gamers4Christ Tour event to be held Oct. 12 in Texas

by Dave Tach
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By Dave Tach on Oct 03, 2013 at 5:30p

The first-ever event of the Gamers4Christ Tour will be held Oct. 12 in Whitehouse, Texas, according to organizers.

Attendees will be able to play and participate in tournaments that will begin at 10 a.m. with games like Injustice: Gods Among Us, Halo 4 and Street Fighter 4. It will also offer skateboarding, BMX biking and prizes for tournament winners. Proceeds will support Better Than Gaming, a pediatric cancer outreach program that sends Xbox consoles, games and Xbox Live accounts to hospitals.

The event will kick off at 9 a.m. CT and last until dark at the Gateway Baptist Church. The admission fee is $5.

Founded in 2011, G4C organization is the brainchild of Bradley Young, who began hosting combination gaming sessions and bible studios in 2011. You can see Young's video explanation of the event and the organization in his own words above.

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03 Oct 22:26

Adobe suffers major cyber attack, says data on 2.9 million customers was compromised

by Chris Welch
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Adobe has made the cloud an essential part of its business strategy, but today it's been dealt a major blow thanks to cyber attackers. The company has revealed that an intrusion led to "certain information" about 2.9 million customers falling into the hands of hackers. "Our investigation currently indicates that the attackers accessed Adobe customer IDs and encrypted passwords on our systems," writes chief security officer Brad Arkin. Adobe says customer names, encrypted credit / debit card numbers, and expiration dates were among the data that was compromised.

Arkin says that Adobe doesn't believe attackers made off with any decrypted financial information. Nonetheless, the company will be notifying the many customers whose credit or debit card information was involved. They'll also be eligible to receive one year of complimentary credit monitoring "where available." Banks have also been notified to be on alert, and Adobe says it's actively working with federal law enforcement

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03 Oct 22:26

Assessor Evil, Part Two: Ultraman's Indestructible Anus ['Forever Evil' Spoilers]

by J. Caleb Mozzocco
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Last month was a pretty rough one for the heroes of the DC Universe. The Justice Leagues—all three of ‘em—apparently fell before the onslaught of the Earth-3′s Crime Syndicate, somewhere between the end of Trinity War and the first issue of Forever Evil #1The Syndicate then proceeded to take over the world, opening all of the super-prisons, assembling all the super-villains into an army, destroying all communications for some annoying “This World Is Ours” spam and a brief infotainment segment where they revealed Nightwing’s secret identity as Richard Grayson on television. Also they pushed the moon between Earth and the sun, plunging the world into darkness.

To add insult to injury, the villains booted the heroes off all of their comic books in September, writing their own names over the heroes’ logos and starring in the books themselves!

Well, it’s a new month and there’s a new issue of Forever Evil, so we can find out if there’s any hope at all for our heroes. Or at the very least, which of those Villains Month issues we really needed to read.

Forever Evil #2 cover DC Comics

Forever Evil #2
Written by Geoff Johns
Penciled by David Finch
Inked by Richard Friend
Colored by Sonia Oback

The second issue of the big crossover series opens with the death of a rat in Lex Luthor’s basement: It approaches a blob of cheese on a large mousetrap, only to have its neck snapped. Don’t feel too bad, though; I’ve read enough of these DC comics to know that anyone who dies will be pretty quickly resurrected. In fact, by the time this series ends, DC might have already announced a new series featuring that rat, wearing a new costume with a Nehru collar.

Anyway, Luthor is thinking about rats and traps while walking through the basement with his flashlight, and narrates that “No one’s ever invented a better rattrap because there’s no need to,” which is difficult to believe, and not just because Luthor says “rattrap” instead of “mousetrap” (surely a super-smart guy like him knows the expression about building a better mousetrap). No mini-death rays? No tiny Boom Tubes to teleport rats into the heart of the sun? No attempts to weaponize dead rats into Kryptonite-powered anti-Superman cyborgs? Come on, Luthor, you’re giving mad science a bad name here.

Forever Evil #2 Otis

There are two more characters in the sub-level 13 of Lexcorp Headquarters. One is Otis, a dim, chatty security guard that shares the same name as Luthor’s dim, chatty henchman played by Ned Beatty in the Christopher Reeve Superman movies. The other is “Subject B-0,” pronounced “B-Zero,” a Superman clone that Luthor’s been cooking for a few years now, but won’t be perfect for another five years (You’d know more about Luthor’s attempts to make a Superman clone and determine how long it takes to get one just right if you read Superman #23.1, “The Bizarro #1″ Villains Month issue).

Forever Evil 2 B-zero

Do note that if you say “B-Zero” out loud, it sounds an awful lot like “Bizarro,” which is apparently how this imperfect clone of Superman gets his name in the New 52 continuity. Interestingly, the New 52 version of Metallo got his name from a verbal corruption of his science lab designation, “Metal 0.” I look forward to the inevitable reintroduction of Superman’s old giant ape foe Titano, a chimpanzee pumped full of the super-drug Titan and designated “Subject Titan 0.”

From underground Metropolis we jump to San Francisco and a group of characters I’ve been trying very hard not to think about since the New 52 began: the Teen Titans. There’s Robin, Superboy, Kid Flash, an unnamed buxom naked lady covered in some black substance with glowing eyes and who seems to be emitting steam, Wonder Girl, and a woman who stands 25 to 50 feet away from the “camera” of the panel and is apparently Raven because they refer to her as “Raven.”

Forever Evil 2 Teen Titans

“Everyone get suited up,” Robin tells his comrades, all of whom seem to be already pretty suited-up (unless they’re going to add more belts, pouches, armor plates and extraneous lines and glowing parts to their costumes). Robin proposes they launch an assault on the Crime Syndicate in an attempt to save the hostage Nightwing, since “If the world knows that Richard Grayson is Nightwing…It’s only a matter of time until someone figures out the rest of us.”

Forever Evil 2 Crime Syndicate meeting

Speaking of the Crime Syndicate, what are they up to, exactly? Well, they’re holed up in the former Justice League Watchtower satellite, which has crash-landed in Happy Harbor, Rhode Island (On Earth-3, it’s probably Unhappy Harbor). There’s some disagreement about what to do with Earth now that they pretty much run the joint, with Owlman wanting to maintain infrastructure and Johnny Quick (Earth-3 Flash) wanting to run around breaking things. This leads to a line of dialogue I never expected to read in a comic book, addressed to Ultraman (Earth-3 Superman):

“So unclench that indestructible anus and get that coal-turned-diamond out of your ass!”

Here Geoff Johns introduces various sub-plots involving the Syndicaters:

Something’s up with Power Ring (Earth-3 Green Lantern) — his ring seems to be killing him, but after a quick examination the skull-faced Deathstorm (Earth-3 Firestorm) doesn’t seem overly concerned. I know there’s a lot of controversy about healthcare in US politics these days, but I think one thing everyone can agree on: never take medical advice from someone with  the “Deathstorm.”

Owlman (Earth-3 Batman), Ultraman, Superwoman (Earth-3 Wonder Woman) and Evil Alfred all voice opinions on how to deal with their two hostages, Nightwing, whom Owlman insists on keeping alive over the objections of Ultraman and Evil Alfred; and the mysterious hooded figure the Syndicate brought with them from Earth 3, who Ultraman insists keeping alive over the strong objections of the others.

Forever Evil 2 crime syndicate

Grid, who consists of the robot parts of Cyborg gone bad and is now functioning as the Crime Syndicate’s secretary, reports that there’s a situation in Khandaq requiring Ultraman’s attention (What situation? Didn’t you read Justice League of America #7.4/”Black Adam #1″…? Black Adam got really mad when he saw an iPad that said “This World Is Ours” and shot it with chest-lightning, shouting “This world belongs to no one!“). Grid also reports that the Rogues aren’t down with the “raze their hometown plan,” and will soon have to face Deathstorm and Power Ring (See Flash #23.3/”Rogues #1″ to see what that’s all about, not to mention the forthcoming Forever Evil: Rogues Rebellion #1).

Then comes the moment that, were there no talk of Ultrman’s indestructible anus, would undoubtedly be the most important dialogue in the issue. Once left alone, Superwoman grabs Owlman’s hand and places it on her stomach, saying “I want this world, Thomas. For our child.”

Forever Evil 2 Superman Owlman baby

This issue reaches its climax, with three big moments:

First, it’s the Teen Titans vs. the Crime Syndicate! Robin, the kid who got the gig of being Batman’s partner by virtue of being so smart he figured out his one-time mentor’s secret identity, has come up with a brilliant strategy for rescuing a captive from base full of evil versions of the most powerful superheroes in the world: punching them!

Enjoy this image of Robin jumping directly into Superboy’s heat-vision:

Forever Evil 2 Teen Titans

They scuffle for a page or so before Johnny grabs Kid Flash by the throat and vibrates him until the poor boy stretches out and rolls up like a window shade, opening a tornado that sucks the Titans into a tie-in story arc in their own comic book.

Forever Evil B-Zero backwards costume

Meanwhile, Lex Luthor awakens “B-Zero” and commands him to kill poor Otis, which he refuses to do until Otis actually turns a gun on his bald boss. It remains to be seen how “backwards” B-Zero actually is; I was kinda hoping he wouldn’t kill Otis until Luthor said something like “Okay, fine, don’t kill him.” When Luthor hands Bizarro a Superman costume, he puts it on inside out, thus providing a plausible explanation for his iconic backwards “S” shield.

Forever Evil 2 Batman and Catwoman and Cyborg

But wait! Over at S.T.A.R. Labs, a bruised and broken Batman and Catwoman arrive to hand Dr. Silas Stone the even more beat-up-looking torso of his son Victor — aka Cyborg — who’s still alive.

So that’s two of the twenty or so missing heroes on the three Justice Leagues that have been accounted for. “Where are the rest of the Justice League?” Batman only replies, “They.. .didn’t make it.”

That doesn’t sound very promising, but there are still five issues to go. Plenty of time to reveal the heroes’ fates and comfort readers with the knowledge that their favorite may yet be alive and kicking… kicking Crime Syndicate ass! Even if some of that ass is clenched and indestructible.