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Thor's Jaimie Alexander Says Female Superheroes Are Embarrassing | The Mary Sue
Black Milk Gets Mathematical With New Adventure Time Fashion Line
firehoseis adventure time officially no longer a kids' show?
Sex on synaesthesia
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"Synaesthesia and sexuality: the influence of synaesthetic perceptions on sexual experience" (via Mind Hacks)![]()
Lionsgate in Talks for Hunger Games Theme Park, the Hungriest Place on Earth
Notch eating chocolate and talking games on The Late Late Show
firehosefuck fallon, Ferguson is the lord nerd of late night
Markus "Notch" Persson, the creator of Minecraft and all-around high-profile indie game developer, guest starred on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson last night. The two gents talked about the games Notch plays - apparently he's into everything, but he really enjoys Grand Theft Auto - and the "games" Ferguson plays, such as Mario Kart. According to Notch, that one deserves the air quotes.
Ferguson said he looked up Notch online and discovered one of the industry's darkest secrets - the gaming world is catty.
"It seems like there's quite a lot of bitchiness in your world," he said. "Quite a lot of people are like, 'I hate him, he created Minecraft! How dare he not be me.'" Notch agreed, but said he too was irrationally protective of the games he plays. C'est la vie.
If you missed Notch on The Late Late Show, don't worry - he was easy to miss because he pointedly wasn't wearing a fedora - there's a full clip of the interview here.
Notch eating chocolate and talking games on The Late Late Show originally appeared on Joystiq on Fri, 08 Nov 2013 12:30:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.
"Don’t talk to yourself in such a way that if you did so to a friend, it would end your..."
If you had a friend dealing with the same things, you wouldn’t berate that person, say, ‘You’re not working hard enough,’ ‘You suck,’ or ‘You’re not as good as [whomever].’ You’d offer your friend encouragement, you’d try to point out all the things your friend did right, and how much progress your friend had made.
You should do no less for yourself.
Be very careful how you talk to yourself. Because you are listening.”- Pat Cadigan, author (via ellenkushner)
Police arrest 54 people in protest at LA Walmart - Argus Press
firehose"Organizers say those arrested included Walmart employees.
The store that opened in September has spurred protests since the planning stages, mostly from labor groups criticizing the company's employment practices.
Wal-Mart spokesman Kory Lundberg says the Walmart employees participating amounts to virtually none of the company's 13,000 employees in LA County. He says those employees know that the company gives them opportunities for career growth and economic security."
Washington Post |
Police arrest 54 people in protest at LA Walmart Argus Press A protester chants her slogans as she is taken into custody after participating in a protest outside the new Chinatown Walmart store on Thursday, Nov. 7, 2013, in Los Angeles. Los Angeles police have arrested more than 50 people in the protest of more than ... Police arrest 54 people in protest at Los Angeles WalmartNDTV all 34 news articles » |
The Return of Ishtar (Namco - arcade - 1986) sequel to Tower of...

The Return of Ishtar (Namco - arcade - 1986)
sequel to Tower of Druaga
Ted Cruz Slams Obamacare, Gay Marriage on Tonight Show with Jay Leno - TIME
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TheWrap |
Ted Cruz Slams Obamacare, Gay Marriage on Tonight Show with Jay Leno TIME Senator Ted Cruz emerges from the Senate Chamber after his overnight crusade railing against the nation's new health care law at the Capitol in Washington, Sept. 25, 2013. Email · Print; Share. Facebook · Twitter · Tumblr · LinkedIn · StumbleUpon · Reddit ... Cruz takes talking points to Leno's couchMSNBC Sen. Ted Cruz offers softer profile on the 'Tonight Show'UPI.com Jay Leno Calls Out Ted Cruz On Shutdown: 'You Looked Like A Big Fan From ...Huffington Post CNN (blog) -Examiner.com -NBCNews.com all 30 news articles » |
Xbox One pre-order arrives early, user reportedly banned
firehosegreat response, Microsoft: ban a guy, even temporarily, for a retailer fuckup, for opening a system that _doesn't even fucking work_ until the patch comes out

By Megan Farokhmanesh on Nov 09, 2013 at 12:00p
Twitter user Moonlightswami received an Xbox One ahead of its Nov. 22 launch date and has since posted several images of the system and its dashboard online.
According to Moonlightswami, the system takes "about 15-20 seconds" to boot up, and the Twitter user was able to download the system's required day-one patch. Although systems like Netflix and Hulu were unavailable, Moolightswami claimed to be able to download "all games but Killer Instinct." NBA 2K14 is apparently a 43GB download, while Call of Duty: Ghosts is a 39GB download. FIFA is only 8GB, while Madden is 12GB. According to Moonlightswami, games are playable after the download is about halfway finished.
Moonlightswami posted an unboxing video on YouTube, which was removed by Microsoft shortly after. The Twitter user also claims to have been console banned. According to a tweet from Microsoft's Major Nelson, the ban "will not be permanent. I can say that with 100 percent certainty." We have reached out to Microsoft and Moonlightswami and will update accordingly.
At least three pre-orders have apparently been delivered early, with one console briefly turning up on eBay.
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Child-Proofing 'Harry Potter' - NYTimes.com
firehose'The second Professor McGonagall pulls Oliver Wood from his charms class, I realize I’m in “Pinkalicious” territory again. In a flash, the entire sequence from “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” comes back to me: Madam Hooch orders the class not to fly; Harry hops on his broomstick; McGonagall catches him and introduces him to Wood, the captain of the Gryffindor quidditch team, as its new seeker.
Accepting the consequences of one’s actions is a theme in our house, so I hastily add a line in which McGonagall gives Harry a paper to write on the importance of following instructions. Then I underscore the responsibility of being on a team, so that getting to be seeker doesn’t seem entirely like a reward for bad behavior.
I do this sort of on-the-fly editing all the time when reading to my 5-year-old.'
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I do this sort of on-the-fly editing all the time when reading to my 5-year-old. I call it “pinkwashing” after the scene in “Pinkalicious” in which the poor, discolored child must stomach horrible green vegetables as a cure for her unfortunate pinkness. She chokes down artichokes, gags on grapes and burps up brussels sprouts. The passage serves important narrative and stylistic functions, of course, but Emmett loves artichokes, grapes and brussels sprouts. He never complains about eating them, so rather than hint at a generation-long struggle against the tyranny of green veggies, I replace the negative verbs with positive ones. Pinkwashing.
Family seeks to reopen 1944 murder case - New York Daily News
New York Daily News |
Family seeks to reopen 1944 murder case New York Daily News COLUMBIA, S.C. — Supporters of a 14-year-old South Carolina boy put to death in the electric chair in 1944 for killing two girls are asking a judge to grant him a new trial. The family of George Stinney hopes the court hearing will show he is innocent. New trial sought for SC boy, 14, executed in 1944Indianapolis Star all 30 news articles » |
bartender dynamite - Wild Guns (Natsume - SNES - 1994)
firehosegarnish challenge

bartender dynamite - Wild Guns (Natsume - SNES - 1994)
Sleeping Like a Log Pillows By ThinkGeek
firehosesaucie, you wanted pillows for the couch?
ThnkGeek has given new meaning to the term “sleeping like a log” with these log shaped pillows that are available in realistic sycamore, oak and birch designs.
images by ThinkGeek
Dolphins considered releasing Richie Incognito before season, per report
firehose"The Dolphins were reportedly concerned with several off-the-field incidents involving Incognito during the offseason, nearly all involving the apparent abuse of alcohol. The team debated cutting the guard prior to the season and almost certainly weren't bringing Incognito back in 2014, with his contract set to expire after this season."

The Miami Dolphins were considering releasing offensive guard Richie Incognito prior to the 2013 season and before the issues with Jonathan Martin went public, according to a report from Adam Beasley of the Miami Herald.
The Dolphins were reportedly concerned with several off-the-field incidents involving Incognito during the offseason, nearly all involving the apparent abuse of alcohol. The team debated cutting the guard prior to the season and almost certainly weren't bringing Incognito back in 2014, with his contract set to expire after this season.
With the Dolphins thin on the offensive line and no good options in place to take Incognito's spot, Miami stuck with the veteran and now find the organization embroiled in an investigation into alleged hazing and bullying in the locker room.
Incognito's various issues off the field include a run in with a bouncer at a nightclub, a TMZ video that shows an impaired Incognito using a racial slur and a report that he harrassed a female employee at a golf tournament. The guard has been suspended indefinitely for the alleged hazing and abuse of teammate Jonathan Martin.
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lovesthesmarty: emilyyaksitout: I have been giggling about...
firehosetrains~

I have been giggling about this twitter exchange for at least an hour now
And now I’m going to giggle about it for the rest of the day.
So I Opened A 529 Account For A Kid Who Doesn't Exist
firehoseSome... strange advice in here. While most of it is technically true, I can only spend money from my Louisiana 529 _that I put into it_ in any state. Any _interest or matching funds_ has to be spent in Louisiana.
Seattle PD Mum On Tracking By Its New Wi-Fi Mesh Network
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Batman has experienced cuts to his calling card budget.

Batman has experienced cuts to his calling card budget.
Man breaches security at Seattle airport, runs on plane - CNN
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KING5.com |
Man breaches security at Seattle airport, runs on plane CNN (CNN) -- A man breached security Wednesday night at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport, bolted through a checkpoint and onto a plane, an airport spokesman said. The man was chased by police and TSA officers, and was captured on a plane, said Perry ... Sea-Tac Airport: Man Arrested on Unoccupied PlaneABC News Man breaks through security breach at Sea-Tac Airport, runs onto planeKING5.com all 13 news articles » |
kramer
firehosejohn keough beat
What Jerry mistook for Kramer’s bold new way of coming and going was revealed before long to be the preamble to a series of increasingly esoteric spells. Jagged, irregular steps and tuneless humming accompanied a breathy, rehearsed muttering that sounded very much like “I’m your apartment Jerry.”
Prodded to explain, Kramer cited Jerry’s monopoly over the supernatural. “Jerry casts all the spells. I want to cast spells. Conclaviomancy, baby! A correspondence course. Kramer’s going back to school and he’s going to become your apartment.” Jerry laughed a laughter ghost-noted with unease, and Kramer’s face was serene and distant. Weeks passed.
Kramer’s Kramer-ness having long since metempsychosized into the brick and plaster of Jerry’s walls, his physical body became a disjunction, unrecognizable even to his eighteen wives, all of whom soon died.
Existing at the scale and pace of mortar and metal, Kramer grew less effusive over the years, but on occasion would reorganize the ambiances of the room and city to communicate. “HEY JERRY IT’S ME YOUR FRIEND KRAMER,” the refrigerator would hum at intervals that had nothing in common with Jerry’s comfort.

mamajules1975: thecakebar: Oreo Cookie Butter...
firehosewhat the ungodly shit



Wtf…
What are you doing. What are you doing. What have you done.
Lock Stock & Barrel
firehosevia saucie
not sure what "big bad hero brand" means or when the rye whiskey sector got "humble"
Stranger & Stranger gave the humble rye whiskey sector a big bad hero brand, Lock Stock & Barrel. We love the beautiful typography Stranger...
Listen As Patrick Stewart Gives You The Best Twitter Advice You’ll Ever Hear
firehose"Never tweet when you've been drinking"
The Polo Collar and DB Suit Crowd. Dashiell Hammett.
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all-time ballers club

The Polo Collar and DB Suit Crowd.
Dashiell Hammett.
Yep, Being a Young, American Adult Is a Financial Nightmare
firehosevia saucie
Poverty is an astonishingly common experience here in the world's richest country. As I wrote yesterday, almost 40 percent of American adults experience it for at least a year by age 60.
But you know who poverty is especially common among? Young adults.
Based on data given to me by Washington University in St. Louis professor Mark Rank, I've pulled together a few more graphs that I think illustrate the difficulty of making ends meet in your twenties and early thirties (particularly if you're not lucky enough to, say, have a college degree). Exhibit a) between the ages of 25 and 34, 41.3 percent percent of Americans will spend at least a year earning less than 150 percent of the poverty line, which is a technical way of saying "being pretty broke." By age 35, a little more than a quarter will have lived under the actual poverty line, which is the technical way of saying, "really truly broke."

Why are young adults so poverty prone? Partly because, by definition, they tend to lack work experience and earn less than later in life. But as a group, we're also prone to getting fired and laid off. Almost half of young adult households face a period of unemployment at some point.

Perhaps surprisingly, they're only slightly more likely than 35 to 44-year-olds to take advantage of the safety net. But that still means almost a third of young adults end up using a program like food stamps or Medicaid to get by for a while.

Mind you, these numbers aren't just a snapshot of today's economy, which has been notoriously dreadful for Millennials. Rather, they're drawn from an analysis of the Panel Study of Income Dynamics data collected between 1968 and 2009. So in a sense, they're a longterm assessment poverty through the American lifecycle. What they tell us, then, is that twenty and early thirty-somethings have lived financially wobbly lives in the U.S. for a very long time. Every generation has its horror stories about being young and poor.
This story originally appeared on The Atlantic.


















