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02 Jul 08:54

LaMarcus Aldridge reportedly turned down the Lakers because they didn't talk enough about basketball

by Ricky O'Donnell

The big man won't be signing with LA.

LaMarcus Aldridge will not be signing with the Los Angeles Lakersaccording to Mike Bresnahan. Aldridge reportedly didn't like the basketball fit in Los Angeles, and "didn't quite gel" with star Kobe Bryantaccording to Bresnahan. The Lakers were Aldridge's first meeting in free agency.

Kobe spoke for about three minutes in the presentation, said he envisioned LaMarcus Aldridge working with him the same way Pau Gasol did.

— Mike Bresnahan (@Mike_Bresnahan) July 1, 2015

Aldridge's agency, Wasserman Media Group, denied the report that Aldridge has ruled any team out.

.@aldridge_12 has not made any decisions yet. All reports to the contrary are false & he looks forward to sharing his plans soon.

— Wasserman Media Grp (@Wasserman) July 1, 2015

The Lakers' presentation reportedly focused too much on "outside opportunities" and not enough on basketball, according to Adrian Wojnarwoski of Yahoo! Sports. The Lakers went into the meeting with the hope of shedding enough salary cap space to lure both Aldridge and DeAndre Jordan, but it would have been impossible for both players to get max deals even if they traded everyone but Kobe Bryant and young players like D'Angelo Russell and Julius Randle.

With Kevin Love re-signing in Cleveland and Aldridge reportedly favoring the San Antonio Spurs, the Lakers' big plans in free agency might be foiled for a second straight year. Has Los Angeles as a market lost its appeal to superstars, or is this simply an issue of not having enough talent on the roster to win immediately?

Aldridge was also reportedly impressed by the Rockets' presentation:

Aldridge was floored in a good way by Houston's analytics, on-court projections in their presentation. Not so with the Lakers.

— Mike Bresnahan (@Mike_Bresnahan) July 1, 2015

Wojnarowski confirms the Blazers' chances shouldn't be discounted, either.

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SB Nation presents: The time Kobe asked a 10-year-old girl for advice

02 Jul 08:54

Kobe Bryant made a bad meme about his bad meeting with LaMarcus Aldridge

by Bill Hanstock

Kobe, please crop your terrible memes appropriately.

Social Media reporting shouldn't diminish the quality of content #justsayin pic.twitter.com/bpAcJGJW9r

— Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) July 1, 2015

Kobe is clearly tired of all the false reporting going around during NBA free agency. To illustrate how tired he is of it, he sent out the most scathing form of insult: a poorly-cropped, really bad meme.

Well played, Kobe. You truly are the master of burns.

02 Jul 07:37

Giveaway: Kate Beaton’s The Princess and the Pony Prize Pack - Hark! A Contest

by Carolyn Cox

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Hark! A Vagrant author Kate Beaton’s first-ever picture book, The Princess and the Pony, was released in stores yesterday, and to celebrate, we’re giving away one “Small, Fat, and Mighty” Prize Pack!

One lucky winner will receive a copy of The Princess and the Pony, a $50 Visa gift card, a Kate Beaton-designed Pony t-shirt, and “Small Fat and Mighty” coffee mug.

Pony swag!

Pony swag provided by Scholastic

All you have to do to enter is be sure you’re following us on Twitter (so we can DM you if you win!) and tweet the following in its entirety with no alterations:

I’m entering @TheMarySue’s #PonyTime #ThePrincessandthePony giveaway because I need #PonyFarts! http://www.themarysue.com/the-princess-and-the-pony-prize-pack/

You have until Tuesday, July 7th- 10 am E.T. to get your entry in. Unfortunately, you must have a valid address in the UK, Canada, or the U.S. for us to ship the prize to you (but if you have a buddy willing to forward your package along, that works too!).

Here’s some more info about the book:

Princess Pinecone knows exactly what she wants for her birthday this year. A BIG horse. A STRONG horse. A horse fit for a WARRIOR PRINCESS! But when the day arrives, she doesn’t quite get the horse of her dreams…

From the artist behind the comic phenomenon Hark! A Vagrant, The Princess and the Pony is a laugh-out-loud story of brave warriors, big surprises, and falling in love with one unforgettable little pony.

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02 Jul 06:40

Check Out Mondo's Beautiful Posters For Flash Gordon, Ant-Man And More

by Germain Lussier

Hope you haven’t already paid your July rent—because Mondo has another batch of beautiful posters for sale, both online and as exclusives at San Diego Comic-Con. Check out Flash Gordon, The Day the Earth Stood Still and Ant-Man posters, plus Aliens and Superman: The Animated Series vinyls.

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02 Jul 06:40

“Dark Eyes”: Doctor Who Passes the Bechdel Test

by Jessica Sirkin

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If you’ve ever wondered about the secret origins of the Time War, what could be worse than Daleks, or how the Eighth Doctor got from the movie in 1996 to minisode in 2013 … then you’ll want to listen to Big Finish’s audioplay, “Dark Eyes.” During the Doctor Who dry spell from the Eighth Doctor’s movie, starring Paul McGann, to the Ninth Doctor’s first appearance, Big Finish kept Doctor Who alive with audioplay serials, including new adventures for Paul McGann’s Doctor. As the most recent Doctor, Eight moved the plot of Doctor Who forward up until Russel T. Davies brought the show back to the air with Christopher Eccleston’s Ninth Doctor.

Big Finish is still making audioplays for Doctors going all the way back to Tom Baker as the Fourth Docto, but the Eighth Doctor can no longer claim to be the flagship of the Doctor Who series. Peter Capaldi as the Twelfth Doctor currently has that honor as the star of the television show. That doesn’t mean the Eighth Doctor was forgotten. Far from it. There has been a lot of catching up to do to bring Eight’s story in line with the Time War and the rest of Davies’ vision for New Who. And that means more Big Finish audioplays.

If, like me, you don’t have the patience or spare cash to download Doctor Who audioplays every week, “Dark Eyes” is a perfect introduction to the Eighth Doctor’s story with plenty of hints about Eight’s role in the Time War. (It’s not what you think.) There are currently four “Dark Eyes” titles released, each disk contains three audioplay episodes. (You can also download them from Big Finish online.) I’ve listened to them all multiple times now while driving to and from work. Nothing is better for a commute than space battles, aliens, and the soothing sound of the sonic screw driver.

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“Dark Eyes” tells the story of the Eighth Doctor, looking for hope after the death of his previous companion, Lucy, only to find that one of his fellow Time Lords has a project for him that lets him “save the girl.” Of course, not all girls need saving. Molly O’Sullivan may be a caught in a struggle between the Time Lord High Council and The Dalek Time Controller (not to mention, later in the series, The Master and a godlike gaseous entity called the Eminence,) but she’s nobody’s pawn. She isn’t very impressed by the Doctor either. In fact, Molly and the Doctor begin their acquaintance not with him saving her, but with her saving him.

Molly is a VAD (Voluntary Aid Detachment) working as a nurse on the battlefields of World War I. When Daleks and the Doctor come and shake up her world, she’s having none of it. Molly, as the prize being fought over by various factions could have easily been reduced to a girl-shaped maguffin, but she never does. It never really becomes two sides fighting over Molly. Instead, it’s Molly and those she chooses to ally with fighting against anyone who might control her. Up until the last disk set, Molly never loses her agency. And when she does, it’s a blow to the whole story.

The Doctor’s other companion on his adventures in “Dark Eyes” is Liv Chenka, a character originally from the Seventh Doctor 2011 audioplay Robophobia. If Molly’s story is about never backing down or letting anyone else choose your fate, then Liv’s story is about making the hard choices and facing the consequences. Liv’s story is told in chronological order, but not in the order the Doctor experiences events, so the listener, along with Liv, gets to know game changing secrets the Doctor can’t hear yet. It’s a very clever play on the idea of time travel that I wish we could see more of.

Liv Chenka is a tough-as-nails Med Tech from the future who we first meet in “Dark Eyes” tending to the sick and overworked on a planet run by the Daleks. The Doctor gives her plenty of reason not to trust him when they meet for the first time in his frame of reference. As two medical professionals, Liv and Molly have plenty to talk about that isn’t the Doctor, the Master or any other man, making “Dark Eyes” one of the few Doctor Who stories to actually pass the Bechdel test.

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This isn’t a light-hearted Doctor Who story. The Doctor makes hard choices, frequently trying (and sometimes failing) to find the lesser of two evils. His compassion and strength of character are often his fatal flaws. After the events of “Dark Eyes,” the Eighth Doctor’s attitude in The Night of the Doctor makes a lot more sense. After everything he’s been through, romantic notions and opera cloaks both have to go out the window (or the Tardis door.)

That doesn’t mean “Dark Eyes” isn’t fun. Molly’s cutting wit had me laughing out loud and Paul McGann does an amazing job of balancing the deadly serious with the Doctor’s innate ridiculousness. Besides, there are few things more fun (for me anyway) than piecing together the clues in a Doctor Who episode to find out a big secret.

Jessica Sirkin is a speculative fiction writer and technology journalist living in Boston with her pet rabbit, Lenore. Her short story, “The House in Winter” was a runner-up for the “Apex Magazine Best Story of the Year 2014” and was made into a podcast. She spends of her time sitting in front of a computer and should probably get out more. Follow her on twitter @jessicasirkin or find her onLinkedIn.

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02 Jul 06:36

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TINY RAPTOR FLUFF

It’s like a furry dinosaur

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02 Jul 06:36

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02 Jul 06:35

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SHE SAID YES!!!

02 Jul 06:34

Newswire: Want to stream Prince’s music? Better get Tidal

by William Hughes

Prince is having the sort of big news day music fans would normally associate with 1993, blouses, and unpronounceable symbols; having already dropped a new track on the world this morning, it’s now been discovered that the prolific musician has functionally declared sides in the current music streaming war, pulling his albums off of every major service, save one: the Jay-Z fronted Tidal.

A long-time warrior on the front lines of the fight between musicians and the industry that supports and controls them, Prince previously threw his lot in with the artist-owned service back in May, when he announced that he’d be streaming his “Rally 4 Peace” show in Baltimore live for Tidal listeners. Now, anyone who wants to kick their party up a notch by streaming “1999” or “Purple Rain” will need to shell out $9.99 for a Tidal subscription (or $19.99 for the service ...

02 Jul 06:17

Detoxification 101: What Is It, Why It’s Useless, and How to Do If Effectively

by Erika Nicole Kendall
Courtney shared this story from A Black Girl's Guide To Weight Loss:
I love that Erica is a health blogger who is loudly anti-cleanses (and is just anti-juicing/smoothies in general even). Girl is hardcore. Really good nitty gritty bioscience to throw at people the next time they bring up "toxins".

Demystifying Detoxification

A pleasant primer about what detoxification is, what it does, why it's unnecessary, and what you need to know about your body to demystify detoxification.

The post Detoxification 101: What Is It, Why It’s Useless, and How to Do If Effectively appeared first on A Black Girl's Guide To Weight Loss.

02 Jul 03:38

Shia LaBeouf Stole Freestyle from Anomolies Rap Crew

firehose

was there ever any doubt

The actor was called out by the crew's Pri the Honey Dark for jacking lyrics during a much-talked-about "freestyle" that blew up on the Internet. 

02 Jul 03:36

California guv signs bill eliminating vaccination exemptions. Oregon's bill did not pass. Prepare for vaccine refugees in addition to drought/real estate refugees.

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great

02 Jul 03:34

attn: portland math rock fans

firehose

huh!

this sunday, july 5th the japanese math rock band, toe, are playing the doug fir! they rarely play the states so just a heads up :)

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02 Jul 03:34

Just took my first legal hit of weed. Been smoking illegal since the summer of 1973. Thanks Oregon!!

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mwip/o

How soon till we have nostalgia for the days when we had to hide our buds in our underwear?

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02 Jul 03:33

City backs off bill sent to Portland photographer for selling pictures of iconic sign

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followup

02 Jul 03:32

Killer Mike Endorses Bernie Sanders for Prez

The prolific rapper and activist says he supports Senator Sanders' presidential primary run because he defended the Voting Rights Act. 

02 Jul 03:32

Margaret

popular shared this story from xkcd.com.

Otherwise known as Margaret the Destroyer, I will bring pain to the the Great One. Then again, maybe I won't.
02 Jul 03:16

sashayed: ps: in case u guys didn’t know, this is Jim...

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via ThePrettiestOne



sashayed:

ps: in case u guys didn’t know, this is Jim Obergefell, the named plaintiff in the case that just made gay marriage LEGAL for EVERYBODY IN AMERICA. His husband and partner of 21 years, John Arthur, died of complications from ALS while they were fighting for their home state of Ohio to recognize the validity of their marriage (which took place in Maryland). The Obergefell case centers on Jim’s right to be recognized on his terminally-ill husband’s death certificate. That’s John in the photo. Jim is still carrying it on CNN right now. 

02 Jul 03:15

Mesquite, are you EVEN TRYING???image | twitter | facebook

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Mesquite, are you EVEN TRYING???

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02 Jul 03:14

Lobster Truck Hits Bridge, Catches Fire, Delays Trains

by russiansledges
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via Russian Sledges

Hoban said as of 8 a.m. they didn’t know what the final destination of the truck was, because “the truck driver refused to tell officers where he was going with the 7,000 pounds of lobster.”
02 Jul 03:12

it8bit: Mad Max: Fury Road - Pixel VehiclesCreated by Misha...

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it8bit:

Mad Max: Fury Road - Pixel Vehicles

Created by Misha Petrick &  Evgeniy Yudin

02 Jul 03:11

&:conf (AndConf) code retreat and unconference

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skeptical of a Sonoma County retreat for "intersectional feminist programmers" that doesn't list the ticket price and admits that its scholarships aren't funded yet

&:conf, pronounced "and conf," is a code retreat and an unconference for intersectional feminist programmers, August 14-17, 2015 in the woods of western Sonoma County, CA. Saturday’s code retreat will be a day of pair programming on one kata where each hour we throw our code away and work with a new person. Sunday’s unconference will have two tracks: yak and hack, where we'll talk about technologies, programming, careers, and culture.
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01 Jul 20:02

asylum-art-2: arAmerican Standard splashes out DXV line of 3D...

Courtney shared this story from Super Opinionated.



















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arAmerican Standard  splashes out DXV line of 3D Printed metal faucets

via: designboom

north american plumbing and building product manufacturer american standard, revealed a ‘DXV‘ line of metal 3D printed faucets that revamp the way water cascades into the sink. the process opens new creative possibilities for the design and function of faucets, permitting original ways to present water with a entirely different user experience. the faucets were made using a method of 3D printing called laser sintering. the way the procedure works, is a computer guided laser beam fuses powdered metal into the shape with high heat and pressure. a solid metal block arises out of the powder, with the unique waterways embodied inside.  

01 Jul 19:13

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01 Jul 19:13

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Sister!

01 Jul 19:12

crisiswire: Pentagon Just Legalized Killing ‘Belligerent’...



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Pentagon Just Legalized Killing ‘Belligerent’ Journalists As Part of ‘Law of War’

The Pentagon just changed the rules of war to include legitimizing the killing of any journalists they deem “belligerent.”

This means that embedded journalists, who are officially sanctioned by the military and attached to a unit, will be favored by an even greater degree than before. “It gives them license to attack or even murder journalists that they don’t particularly like but aren’t on the other side,” Chambers said.

01 Jul 18:47

First Photo of Taye Diggs as 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch' Lead

The new image of the actor's Broadway return will dazzle you. 

01 Jul 18:38

Re: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Society Scenario #6–22: Out of Anarchy (PFRPG) PDF

by Chris Lambertz (Community & Digital Content Director)
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hey it's me

Now available!

01 Jul 18:37

peristeronic, adj.

OED Word of the Day: peristeronic, adj. Relating to or concerned with pigeons; suggestive of pigeons
01 Jul 18:36

White Americans Think Protesting Improves Nation—Unless Black Folks Are Involved

A new study reveals that white people think protesting makes the United States a better place. Unless the people doing it are black.