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The Captain Kirk Problem: How Doctor Who Betrayed Matt Smith - Atlantic Mobile
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firehosemy people, my people; this fucking guy
Why Matt Smith's Doctor "Deserved Better"
firehose'So, he’s a swaggering bully—who also withholds vital information from the people about whom he supposedly cares the most. During the first season, when Rory dies and gets swallowed up by the Crack in the Universe, thus ceasing ever to have existed, the Doctor remembers Rory, but Amy, Rory’s fiancé, doesn’t. Does the Doctor say, “Amy, listen to me, I know you don’t remember, but you had this fiancé, and you’d actually decided to go through with the wedding after that time you sexually assaulted me, but he got drawn into the Crack in your wall—and I know that it’s got something to do with me. Look, here’s a piece of the TARDIS I pulled out of the Crack! With your help, we’re going to fix this, I promise. And we definitely will not start off two of the next three episodes by going to museums. Come along, Pond!”
No, he doesn’t, and they do start off two of the next three episodes by going to museums. And then they find Rory again for no good reason, other than that Arthur Darvill is incredible (watch Broadchurch ASAP) and every show on TV needs more Arthur Darvill in it.
The entirety of Season Six is when Moffat’s fascination for plot twists and open-ended mysteries (in our house, we describe this unfortunate tendency as “plotty-wotty”) took over the show, and the whole product suffered. As for the Doctor himself, in Season Six he: didn’t tell Amy or Rory about the anomalous readings he was getting about her pregnancy (and why was he pregnancy-testing her, anyway?); hypnotized humanity into becoming a race of killers (but the Silence are creepy, so screw them, right?); and invited all of his “loved ones” to stand unwitting and unwilling witness to his own faked death.
Smith and his fellow cast members, along with the stirring score, were doing their damnedest to convince us that this was all very moving. But even their best performances couldn’t paper over the hollowness of the characters and their relationships.
The first half of Season Seven was worse, with Smith whipsawing back and forth between his most manic, slapsticky tics—especially in “Dinosaurs on a Spaceship” and “The Power of Three”—and Tennant-esque brooding, and it all felt somewhat desperate. The second half of the season, with new companion Clara Oswald, was similarly soulless, with the Doctor up to his old tricks of withholding key information from his fellow traveler, and with the pretty, plucky sidekick turning out to be a walking, talking plot device who sacrifices herself to save the Doctor because … the Doctor is Awesome. As The Atlantic’s Christopher Orr said of Peter Jackson’s indulgent, boring Hobbit movies, it’s like watching big-budget, poorly written fanfic.'
Full atmosphere-ocean model of a rotationally locked exoplanet
firehose"the new model suggests the habitable zone of watery planets near M dwarfs is a bit more narrow than previous studies had suggested. That's the bad news for life. The good news is that, in this model, the ice never got very thick on the dayside of the planet."

The most common stars in our galaxy are dwarfs—smaller, reddish stars that emit far less light than our Sun. Because of this reduced output, the habitable zones of these stars are quite close-in. This means that any planets in the habitable zone will be close enough to become tidally locked, only showing a single face to the star, just as the Moon keeps just one side pointed at the Earth.
This led to the proposal that any watery worlds in the vicinity could form what's called an "Eyeball Earth." Directly under the local star, the light would be intense enough to melt a circular patch of water, while the rest of the planet would remain locked in a deep freeze.
Exoplanet climates go 3D
Now, a full model of the ocean and climate of a tidally locked planet suggests that the ice and oceans of these planets would be dynamic, distorting the dark pupil of the eyeball into something resembling a lobster. There's also good news and bad news for life on these watery planets. Although the analysis suggests a narrower habitable zone, more of the planet's surface would have the potential to support life.
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Ibragim Todashev’s Father Writes Open Letter To Obama, Releases Photos Surrounding Son’s Death
A Quick Guide To Some New Laws Taking Effect On Wednesday
firehose'Transgender students in California will finally be able to decide which bathroom they feel most comfortable in and whether they should play for the boy's or girl's sports team. Which could lead to some truly epic upsets in lady's football, all things considered.'
North Dakota Train Derailment Explosion Caught On Tape
francavillarts: BEST (& GROOVIEST) COMICBOOK OF 2013? (that...
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BEST (& GROOVIEST) COMICBOOK OF 2013? (that didn’t happen)
BATMAN 1972
Concept/story/art by Francesco FrancavillaReblog this if you agree :)
Cheers,
FF
"Every first draft is perfect, because all a first draft has to do is exist."
firehosesaid no editor, ever
- Jane Smiley (via inspired-to-write)
Nathan Fillion Poses Sexily With His PS4 Like a Big Ol’ Fake Geek Boy
Dear PS4,
Last night was dope.
http://t.co/f9IrqBSrPQ
— Nathan Fillion (@NathanFillion) December 21, 2013
DISCLAIMER: Calling Nathan Fillion a "fake geek boy" is a joke. It is impossible to be a fake nerd. As with the Fake Nerd Boys tumblr, the headline of this post is a satirical swipe at the way women in nerd/geek spaces are disproportionately judged based on their physical appearance compared to men. See: The "Fake Geek Girl" myth.
Get it? Got it? Good. If I catch any flak for calling someone a fake nerd, I swear to the Force....
(via: Geeks Are Sexy)
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Kevin Smith Implores His Fanbase To Stop The Misogyny After Harassment Of Blogger
firehoselol
I mean, good on him, but this is after a 20-year gunpowder kegger
David Tennant Narrates Nature Documentary Featuring Robot Turtle and Stoned Dolphins
Vikings, Browns request permission to interview Seattle's Dan Quinn, per report
firehoseafter one season as a DC! one!

The Seahawks defensive coordinator could be a hot commodity with two teams already requesting permission to interview him.
Seattle defensive coordinator Dan Quinn will be a sought-after coaching candidate, with the Vikings and Browns already requesting permission to interview him for their head coaching vacancies, according to ESPN's Adam Schefter.
Black Monday
• Mike Shanahan and staff out • Rod Chudzinski let go after just one season • Leslie Frazier fired by Vikings• Bucs axe Greg Schiano • Jim Schwartz done after Lions collapse
Quinn is in his first season as Seattle's defensive coordinator. He took over the job after Gus Bradley departed for Jacksonville. The Seahawks were excellent last season under Bradley, but were even better this year. Seattle led the NFL in points allowed, yards allowed, passing yards allowed and interceptions. He also spent two seasons as the defensive coordinator for the Florida Gators. Although he has limited NFL coordinator experience, Quinn has been around the league with stints in San Francisco, Miami and with the New York Jets to go along with two separate stints in Seattle.
Seattle has a first-round bye in the playoffs, so Quinn will be able to interview for jobs beginning on Jan. 5. He is one of several candidates connected to the Browns. Patriots offensive coordinator Josh McDaniels, Broncos offensive coordinator Adam Gase and others also were mentioned as possible candidates. He is the first candidate connected to the Vikings' opening.
Cleveland fired Rob Chudzinski on Sunday after one season. The Vikings fired Leslie Frazier on Monday, following a 5-10-1 season. Quinn's defensive background would be a shift from Chudzkinski's offensive pedigree in Cleveland. Quinn would follow Frazier as a defensive coach in Minnesota. He would also be reunited with defensive tackle Sharrif Floyd, whom he coached at Florida.
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Umami Spirits, with Mushrooms and Durt
firehosevia Multirussian Sledgercide
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This one caught my eye as quite a bit unusual. It is spirits with added mushrooms, sea lettuce, parsnips and other root vegetables. It is Durt-brand spirits, produced by Melkon Khosrovian, and is not to be confused with Root-brand spirits. I don’t see much on the label or on the web to suggest what it tastes like, or how it is to be used, except where the label says “packed full of the umami flavor.” Wikipedia explains that umami is one of the five basic tastes along with salty, sweet, sour, and bitter, and “can be described as a pleasant ‘brothy’ or ‘meaty’ taste with a long lasting, mouthwatering and coating sensation over the tongue.”
Not to be left out of the umami-fest, here is a beer with plenty of umami, and a wine/sake “bursting with umami goodness.”
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Hey Reddit, Will you Pretend To Be My Girlfriend For New Years?
firehosemeanwhile, in Portland
So my girlfriend has stood me up for the last time.
Looking for a spontaneously outrageous girl to do a hobo hiking adventure on New Years @ Butterfly Park.
Very illegal.
My e-mail is manliestmaninjapan@gmail.com and if you send a mildly convincing inquiry you will most likely get my phone number
My biggest crushes are: emma watson, plus wynona ryder.
My favorate band is Hella, plus The Bad Plus.
Serious enqiuries only.
edit Must Wear Socks. AT ALL TIMES
EDIT Also; there is a dead fish in my refrigerator by the name of wilson who I am going to be freeing. Have to be OK with this
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UPDATED: Marvel Suspends Periodical Distribution to Barnes & Noble, Books-A-Million
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Comic Reel: Denzel Rumored to Be Green Lantern in "Superman/Batman"; "Amazing Spider-Man 2" New Year's Plans
firehoseIdris Elba should be the male lead in all franchises beat
Denzel is awesome too but Idris or GTFO
prettyarbitrary: fuckyourwritinghabits: swegener: Speaking of...
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I never noticed Table Tennis dude before (bottom image, center)










Speaking of different body shapes. These are all basically peak human bodies.
How come 99% of them don’t conform to what the entertainment industry tells us is the perfect body?
Time to bring back this body reference sheet!
One of the better body references I’ve ever seen. All of these people are ridiculously fit, operating in the top echelons of their sports world-wide. But there’s a vast array of body types, and types of fitness.
I know this is off point, but Table Tennis dude is my favorite.
My Year With Google Glass
firehoseMat Honan, who opens with "An anecdote: I wanted to wear Google Glass during the birth of our second child. My wife was extremely unreceptive to this idea when I suggested it. Angry, even. But as we got a bit closer to the date, she began to warm to it and eventually landed somewhere in the neighborhood of bemused hostility" and goes downhill from there, peaking brilliantly against the setting sun as he leaps over the shark screaming, "You are so going to love Google Now for your face."
Raptors reportedly considering black and gold color scheme
firehoseblack and gold is the best color scheme IMO

Toronto's team might be donning black and gold uniforms in 2015-2016.
The Toronto Raptors are reportedly considering replacing their red and white color scheme with a black and gold one as a part of their re-branding, via Doug Smith of the Toronto Star:
Now, I'm not suggesting it's a done deal and a lot of different people and companies are coming up with a lot of different looks and styles but I was told on the weekend that black and gold is definitely something being considered.
The Raptors announced the plan to re-brand the franchise at the end of September at a press conference, where it was also announced that the 2016 All-Star Game will be held in Toronto and Drake would serve as the team's global ambassador. Drake was said to be heavily involved in their rebranding efforts, and black and gold is the color scheme of Drake's OVO record label. The franchise considered renaming the team, but decided that they would simply change the color scheme, logos and uniforms.
The changes won't take place until 2015-2016, and they will coincide with the 20th anniversary of the Raptors' inaugural season.
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Astronaut USB Light for Brightening Up Any Desk Space
firehosehey, who turned out the lights
The USB-powered astronaut light is a fully-adjustable table lamp that will brighten up any desk space. The light, which can be turned on and off with a simple flip of the helmet’s visor, is available to purchase online from ThinkGeek.
Space is a fantastic place, and the astronauts that explore it for us are brave, smart, and really, really cool. Now you can have a tiny astronaut of your own, who can plug into your computer, hub, or any USB port and light up what you need lit. The 11″ plug-in cable is adjustable and posable.
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