
オツカレ ノヴァ @Tired_Nova
さぁどうかしらね~
Funny how a sidelong slantendicular look changes an expression…
I thought, “Isn’t that lovely, the unusual words the reblogger knows. What an intelligent person.” …And then looked up and saw who’d reblogged it. :)

オツカレ ノヴァ @Tired_Nova
さぁどうかしらね~
Funny how a sidelong slantendicular look changes an expression…
I thought, “Isn’t that lovely, the unusual words the reblogger knows. What an intelligent person.” …And then looked up and saw who’d reblogged it. :)

If he were running for office, this would be the smear campaign.
TREASON, cries the crowd waving pitchforks. TREASON MOST FOUL, they shout, brandishing torches, not realizing how linear time works.
A young Colin Kaepernick at Lambeau Field wearing a Brett Favre jersey. pic.twitter.com/OlvCDJyaQv
— Sports Pics (@TheSportPics) January 5, 2014
Remember that when he was in fourth grade, Kaepernick wrote a letter to himself saying he wanted to play for either the Niners or the Packers. Called his own shot. Well then, he should be happy with however tonight's game plays out!
...
Right?

Alfred R. Waud- The World Came To Understand The Civil War Through The Eyes Of Battlefield Artists
Photographer Timothy H. O’Sullivan took this photo, one half of a stereo view of Alfred R. Waud, artist of Harper’s Weekly, while he sketched on the battlefield near Gettysburg, Pennsylvania in July of 1863.
Alfred Waud was recognized as the best of the Civil War sketch artists who drew the war for the nation’s pictorial press. Waud could render a scene quickly and accurately, with an artist’s eye for composition and a reporter’s instinct for human interest.
At a time when the shutterspeed of cameras was not fast enough to capture action, the public’s only glimpse of battle came from the sketch artists. Waud’s apparent courage under fire and passion for the men he depicted drew him dangerously close to the fighting, and his drawings portray more intimately than those by any other artist the drama and horror of this country’s most devastating conflict.

The anime series Serial Experiments Lain contains a screen shot of Conway’s Game of Life in LISP. (source @nmu102)
firehosethis fucking guy
I hope McDonald's only serves him Immodium tonight because all he can do is stop the runs
firehosevia Snorkmaiden
SNAFU, FUAFUP, and FUBAR were already in my vocabulary, but JAAFU is going straight into work chat immediately when dealing with our UK counterparts
firehoseI hate football; did not watch this live
I have a feeling we'll forget how to run the ball next week just like we did last time vs. SEA
A Shayne Graham field goal as time expired gave the Saints a 26-24 road win over the Philadelphia Eagles, and a date with the Seattle Seahawks next weekend.
firehosehey multitasksuicide
firehosePeanut
Pork-Pie Hat
Neon Anything
Pie, But Like The Food Not The Math (birth name)
Bobbum Man

Book bracelet, made in England, c.1840
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firehosevia Wojit
The Sci-Fi blog io9 posted yesterday about a fantasy writer who could well have become as famous and influential as Tolkien – had she been a man. Naomi Mitchison, author of The Corn King, The Spring Queen and Travel Light, was a friend of Tolkien’s, and one of the proof readers for The Lord of the Rings. But her own books have been neglected and forgotten.
Amal El-Mohtar reviews Travel Light, the story of a little orphan girl who is brought up by bears, then dragons, and abandons her dragon lifestyle of hoarding to hit the road, says she fell from a great height when she discovered the book, as an adult, and realised that she could have been reading it alongside her childhood favourite, The Hobbit.
That Mitchison’s life and works should have been so unfairly relegated to secret history drove home my feeling of books as points of divergence to alternate timelines; that having read The Hobbit rather than Travel Light at that fragile, formative moment of being a child in Lebanon standing at a crossroads of languages, religions and literary traditions nudged me into a different life. Who might I have been if I had met Halla Bearsbairn before Bilbo Baggins? How different might my attitude toward dragons have been if I’d met Uggi before Smaug? How different would the spiritual landscapes of fantasy and science fiction be if they had accepted as antecedents works that showed a corrupt Byzantine Christianity and sympathy toward Islam?
But, most crucially for me, I wonder: Where might I have gone if, instead of a middle-aged Hobbit enamored of his pantry, I had embraced a girl who lost three homes before choosing the open road?
After a cursory inquiry on Facebook, it turns out that a handful of feminist fantasy and scifi geeks I know have heard of the author, but none have read her books.
Her Wikipedia entry says that as well as being a prolific writer, Mitchison was an active socialist and feminist fighting for the rights to birth control and abortion.
Travel Light is available on the US Amazon site, and some of the other novels, a memoir, and a biography are available on the UK site.

Antoine Vérard, L’Art de Bien Vivre et de Bien Mourir (The Art of Living Well and of Dying Well), c. 1494.
firehosevia Snorkmaiden
Fergus Wilson, one of England's largest landlords, has announced that he will no longer rent to people receiving welfare benefits, and has served all of his benefits-receiving tenants with eviction notices. He says that the cuts to benefits in the UK have resulted in an unacceptably high level of rent arrears, so high in fact that rent guarantee insurers will no longer cover properties let to welfare tenants.
The problem of social housing tenants falling behind on rent will get much, much worse shortly, when the "universal credit" scheme is introduced -- a massive change in the way benefits are paid that has delayed by massive IT problems.
The hardest hit groups of tenants are elderly people and single mothers, as well as people who are too disabled to work.
"Tenants on benefits are competing with eastern Europeans who came to the UK in 2005 and have built up a good enough credit record to rent privately. We've found them to be a good category of tenant who don't default on the rent. With tenants on benefits the number of defaulters outnumbers the ones who pay on time," he said.
"Single mothers on benefits have been displaced to the bottom of the pile; sympathy for this group is disappearing. There aren't enough places for people to live."
Dan Wilson Craw, a spokesman for campaign group Priced Out, says he is dismayed to hear Wilson's announcement: "Evicting tenants because you're suddenly upset about new government policies is unbelievably heartless, and could lead to more people deciding not to claim benefit for fear of losing their home, and sinking further into poverty," he said, "This is just one symptom of a wider housing market that is simply not working in the consumer's interests. The instability and poor conditions that private tenants have to deal with would not be tolerated in any other market."
Buy-to-let property supremo shuts door on housing benefit tenants [Emma Lunn/The Guardian] ![]()
On the other hand, there's really not a better way to sum it all up ... if you're a Chiefs fan.
Thousands of column inches will be devoted to the Indianapolis Colts' incredible 45-44 comeback win over the Kansas City Chiefs on Saturday. For Chiefs fans, none of it will sum it up as well as the front page of Sunday's sports section in the Kansas City Star.
The Sunday @kcstar is not a happy read for #Chiefs fans. pic.twitter.com/vACexDRWsi
— Jeff Rosen (@jeff_rosen88) January 5, 2014
So much (bleep).
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firehosePrinceless beat; Kelly Sue DeConnick endorsement
I *think* Captain Marvel should be fine (I’ve got a six year old boy and I can’t think of anything off the top of my head from the previous run that I wouldn’t let him read), but I would always recommend you pre-screen.
Edited to add — yes! Check out Princeless.
firehosemeanwhile, in Portland
Any leads, sites, contact info would be much appreciated.
In fact, any information concerning public performance art in Portland would be great.
firehosedamn. this is the first time I've thought about Shirt Tales in like 25 years
OnlyMrGodKnowsWhyThis is from last April but it’s #new2me. And now I must find a source for the Canadian dog show in order to make my life complete.
In Entertainment by Robyn Pennacchia
Apr 12, 2013
Have you ever tried to explain the premise of a show you watched as a kid to someone who has never seen that show before? It doesn’t work so well. You will undoubtedly sound insane.
1. Noozles

Ok, so there’s this girl who has these stuffed animal koalas. But they’re not actually stuffed animal koalas. They’re real koalas, but also, like, alien koalas. And they come from another dimension where everyone is a koala called “Koala Walla Land.” Sometimes they travel there by using the tiny pink koala’s compact mirror, but they have to be all stealthy about it because they don’t allow humans there for some reason. I think the one grey koala was supposed to be some kind of fugitive.
2. Jem and the Holograms

Jerrica Benton is the owner of a record label and also an orphanage. Her dad left her a magical hologram machine called Synergy, which she uses to turn herself into a rock star named Jem and her friends into a band called The Holograms. Get it? Holograms? Because they have holograms to disguise themselves? And, um, she communicates with Synergy through her earrings. As The Holograms, they are constantly competing in “Battle of the Bands” type contests against the evil girl bands The Misfits and The Stingers, and also being plotted against by this guy Eric Raymond who wants to take over Starlight Records. Oh, also, Jerrica and Jem are both dating the same guy, and no one seems to feel weirdly about that at all.
3. Zoobilee Zoo

These people dress up as giant anthropomorphic animals and all live in some kind of town together. No, not like furries. Like, I think they’re actually supposed to be the animals they are dressed up as, except that they can talk and walk on two legs and things. But they don’t call themselves animals, per se, they call themselves Zoobles. They might be, like, some other species of humanimals or something. Oh, but, the mayor is Ben Vereen, aka Papa Lou, which is freaking awesome.
4. Gummi Bears

The Gummi Bears are some kind of like, magical society of bears (like the Masons) who live in a giant tree in the middle of a medieval forest and have to keep their existence secret from humans. They have a magic power, sort of. They can bounce really high, as a result of drinking a potion called “Gummi berry juice.” It is not a very good magic power, as far as magic powers go. I forget most of what it is they do otherwise. Mostly just the bouncing. Here, there and everywhere. In medieval times.
5. The Littlest Hobo

The Littlest Hobo is THE JAM. Basically it is about a Canadian hobo dog who wanders from Canadian town to Canadian town solving everyone’s Canadian problems. Lovelorn Leslie Nielsen’s problems, Mike Myers’s paraplegic friend’s frisbee problems — all of the problems anyone can possibly ever have. He solves all of the things with some kind of magic psychic dog powers and is much wiser than all the humans because of the vast wealth of knowledge he has obtained traveling around the Canadian countryside.
6. Denver The Last Dinosaur

So a bunch of 90′s California skateboarder kids find an egg somewhere that turns out to be a real dinosaur who can already kind of communicate with them. They name the dinosaur Denver, and even after he starts growing he is only about three feet taller than humans, and is easily disguised with a hat, sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt. Denver can also skateboard and play guitar basically right out of the womb (shell?). Which is why this one dude kidnaps him and tries to make him become a rock star? Oh, also- a part of his egg allows the gang to travel back in time to the prehistoric age and see more dinosaurs. Because pieces of eggshell are usually able to do that.
7. Rainbow Brite

Rainbow Brite and her friends are a bunch of children who are in charge of all of the colors in the world, and they represent all the colors of the rainbow- with the exception of the one pink girl. They also have these pet/slave things called sprites that assist them with this coloring the world venture by mining all the Color Crystals from the Color Caves. Now, you’d think that this would be fine with everyone, but noooooooo. They must constantly battle with Murky Dismal, and his friend Lurky, who have dedicated their whole entire lives to making the whole world black and white. To what end? No one knows. They are pretty much just evil monsters who hate color and want everyone to be miserable for no apparent reason.
8. Lady Lovely Locks and the Pixie Tails
Lady Lovely Locks is a the protector of the Kingdom of Lovely Locks, and has animal friends called Pixietails that function as her weave. Her arch-nemesis is a lady called the Duchess Raven Waves who plots to take over the Kingdom of Lovely Locks by stealing a lock of Lady Lovely Locks’ hair, because that is how the peerage system works in the Kingdom of Lovely Locks. A Lady outranks a Duchess and everything is decided by hair.
9. Alvin and The Chipmunks

Ok, sure. “Alvin and The Chipmunks” is a classic, and you will probably never have to explain them to anybody. HOWEVER, an adult single man adopted three talking chipmunks, dressed them in snuggies and forced them to form a musical act. That is weird. Also, they have The Chippettes as friends. Who are, like, the only other talking and singing Chipmunks in the world, with personalities that correlate way too specifically to that of the Chipmunks. No one else is a chipmunk in this universe, just them! Six talking, singing chipmunks that somehow were adopted by humans who treat them like they are regular humans!
10. Shirt Tales

Just your average rag tag bunch of baby animals whose super power is having shirts that change sayings on them and also sometimes fight crime? And why not! Also there was a baby orangutan who talked like Humphrey Bogart.