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A Beautiful and Stark Photo Series Featuring Elderly Animals by Isa Leshko
Photographer Isa Leshko has captured the quiet beauty and stark elegance of elderly animals in the sepia tones of each photograph of her series simply titled “Elderly Animals“.
Many of the animals who were photographed for this project were reared on factory farms before they were placed into sanctuaries. Others were beloved pets who were well cared for since an early age. Some the animals in these images appear to be quite frail; others seem youthful despite their advanced ages…I also want my images to inspire greater empathy toward animals, particularly farm animals. It is very rare for a farm animal to actually live its full natural lifespan given that most of these animals experience brutality and death early in their lives. By depicting the beauty and dignity of these creatures in their later years, I want to encourage people to question and challenge the way farm animals are currently treated.

Handsome One, Thoroughbred Horse, Age 33

Blue, Australian Kelpie, Age 19

Kiri, Great Plains Wolf, Age 17
video via Wally Films
images by Isa Leshko
via Feature Shoot
Chogokin Hello Kitty, A ‘Super Alloy’ Hello Kitty Mech Figure
Bandai is celebrating the simultaneous 40th anniversaries of Hello Kitty and its Chogokin — a “super alloy” equivalent to Marvel’s adamantium — line of die-cast metal figures with a Chogokin Hello Kitty. The Hello Kitty mech has changing eyes, a cockpit with a miniature Hello Kitty pilot, and firing fists. It will be available for purchase in June 2014.
Newswire: Shia LaBeouf copies London bar fight he had two years ago
Having recently declared an end to his own celebrity, Shia LaBeouf has returned to the more quotidian pursuit of just being a regular guy—like, just the sort of regular, everyday asshole who's always starting shit and getting into drunken bar fights. Still, according to the edicts of LaBeouf’s "Metamodernism Manifesto"—which is, naturally, stolen—even these acts are plagiarized, so as to acknowledge the limitations inherent to all movement and experience and having behavioral issues.
LaBeouf’s latest work of transcendent copying involved getting into another fight at Hobgoblin, the same London pub where he had a similar altercation in 2012. Adding the slightly revised dialogue that is the hallmark of any good work of plagiarized art, this time LaBeouf confronted a fellow patron who’d apparently insulted his girlfriend’s mom. “What are you saying about my girl’s mom? Are you fucking kidding me, bro?” LaBeouf says in ...
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: STILL not as weird as Wolverine...

STILL not as weird as Wolverine laying in bed, stroking a framed picture of Scott and Jean…WHILE IN FULL COSTUME O.O
HA!
But everyone knows it’s BATMAN who eats all the burritos!
Jimmy Fallon dominates Drake in Alcohockey
firehoseJimmy Fallon is 10 years old, of course he's good at air hockey

"DRAKE, YOU'RE FROM CANADA!"
Alcohockey is THE official sport of 2014. Can't wait for it in Sochi.
* We have established Alcohockey is a better beer pong.
* We have talked about how to build a table.
* Now we have watched our favorite pop culture icons compete!
What do we want to see from Alcohockey next? The sky is the limit!
(via deadspin)
Unemployed Detroit Resident Dismayed To Learn Job Opening Is With The Lions
PSU faculty close to striking
I'm a prof at PSU and we're working without a contract and dealing with an administration (who gives itself pay raises) who want to charge the students more and give them less. Students may very well have their classes and graduation plans altered by a strike. If this bothers you, get involved. Support faculty and tell President Wiewel to come clean about the REAL PSU budget.
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2014 NFL Draft cornerback rankings
firehosethis year's cornerback class also went to Hogwarts
Darqueze Dennard
Loucheiz Purifoy
Antone Exum
Pierre Desir (from Lindenwood, obv. a wizard school)
The 2014 NFL Draft cornerback class has a little something for everyone.
More than any other position, cornerback has become one where each team has a certain preference in what it is looking for. One team will value a tall cornerback with long arms that excels in press coverage, like Justin Gilbert of Oklahoma State. Another team would prefer a cornerback with the quick feet, recognition and ball skills to play in off man coverage, like TCU's Jason Verrett.
The 2014 NFL Draft cornerback class has a little something for everyone. For every press cornerback there is one better suited to play in the slot or in a zone coverage scheme. The biggest riser in our latest rankings is Missouri cornerback E.J. Gaines. Once he got healthy in his senior season, he really picked up his play. He's better suited to play in a zone coverage scheme given his lack of size and strength.
We have a total of 30 cornerbacks ranked at this point. Here's the full list.
| 1. Jason Verrett | 5'10, 176 pounds | Cornerback | TCU |
| 2. Darqueze Dennard | 5'11, 197 pounds | Cornerback | Michigan State |
| 3. Bradley Roby | 5'11, 190 pounds | Cornerback | Ohio State * |
| 4. Justin Gilbert | 6'0, 200 pounds | Cornerback | Oklahoma State |
| 5. Kyle Fuller | 6'0, 193 pounds | Cornerback | Virginia Tech |
| 6. Andre Hal | 6'0, 183 pounds | Cornerback | Vanderbilt |
| 7. Aaron Colvin | 6'0, 192 pounds | Cornerback | Oklahoma |
| 8. E.J. Gaines | 5'11, 195 pounds | Cornerback | Missouri |
| 9. Marcus Roberson | 6'0, 186 pounds | Cornerback | Florida * |
| 10. Lamarcus Joyner | 5'8, 190 pounds | Cornerback | Florida State |
| 11. Stanley Jean-Baptiste | 6'3, 220 pounds | Cornerback | Nebraska |
| 12. Loucheiz Purifoy | 6'1, 190 pounds | Cornerback | Florida * |
| 13. Antone Exum | 6'1, 220 pounds | Cornerback | Virginia Tech |
| 14. Pierre Desir | 6'2, 206 pounds | Cornerback | Lindenwood |
| 15. Jemea Thomas | 5'10, 195 pounds | Cornerback | Georgia Tech |
| 16. Deshazor Everett | 6'0, 185 pounds | Cornerback | Texas A&M |
| 17. Ross Cockrell | 6'0, 182 pounds | Cornerback | Duke |
| 18. Carrington Byndom | 6'0, 180 pounds | Cornerback | Texas |
| 19. Victor Hampton | 5'10, 202 pounds | Cornerback | South Carolina * |
| 20. Terrance Mitchell | 6'0, 189 pounds | Cornerback | Oregon * |
| 21. Keith McGill | 6'3, 205 pounds | Cornerback | Utah |
| 22. Kenneth Acker | 6'0, 195 pounds | Cornerback | SMU |
| 23. Charles Sawyer | 5'11, 178 pounds | Cornerback | Ole Miss |
| 24. Ricardo Allen | 5'9, 186 pounds | Cornerback | Purdue |
| 25. Bene Benwikere | 6'0, 192 pounds | Cornerback | San Jose State |
| 26. Chris Davis | 5'11, 200 pounds | Cornerback | Auburn |
| 27. Jaylen Watkins | 6'0, 182 pounds | Cornerback | Florida |
| 28. Bennett Jackson | 6'0, 185 pounds | Cornerback | Notre Dame |
| 29. Ciante Evans | 5'11, 190 pounds | Cornerback | Nebraska |
| 30. Deion Belue | 5'11, 180 pounds | Cornerback | Alabama |
More from SB Nation NFL Draft
- 2014 NFL Mock Draft: Quarterbacks litter the top 10
- 2014 East-West Shrine Game preview|East roster|West roster
- 2014 NFL Draft underclassman tracker
- Is the NFL ready for Johnny Manziel?
IDW Publishing to launch ‘Angry Birds’ comics
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Wii U sees rare negative sales trend in second holiday season
firehoseDreamcast :( :( :,( :,,(

NPD released its estimates of US console sales for December last night. While neither the tracking firm nor Nintendo released specific sales figures for the Wii U in that period, the information we do have indicates the Wii U's sales in its second holiday season (e.g., November and December) were at or below those for its first holiday season.
NPD didn't offer specifics, but it did note that December was the Wii U's "highest month for unit sales thus far," meaning it surpassed the 460,000 mark the system achieved last December. However, the Wii U also finished behind the Xbox One, PS4, and Xbox 360 for the month, meaning it sold fewer than the Xbox 360's reported 640,000 December sales.
Putting that range together with the previously reported November data and sales data from last year, we can figure the Wii U selling anywhere from 3,000 to 210,000 fewer units in its second holiday season in the US, compared to its first, as shown in the chart above. Historically, that puts its year-to-year performance somewhere between that of the original Xbox and Gamecube, both of which languished behind the market-dominating PlayStation 2 in their console generation.
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Cadbury Tries To Copyright The Color Purple, KitKat Wants Its Shape
PREVIEW: Esad Ribic Returns for "Thor: God of Thunder" #19.NOW
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2014 NFL Draft safety rankings
firehosein case you were wondering where Key & Peele get their East-West football player name inspirations from, please see Ha'Sean "HaHa" Clinton-Dix and Jadeveon Clowney
Can anyone challenge Ha'Sean Clinton-Dix for the top spot in our safety rankings?
There are very few teams in the NFL who don't need help at the safety position. The 2013 NFL Draft had a loaded safety class, but it was the first one in years with enough depth to provide the NFL some talent at the position. The 2014 draft can't quite stack up to 2013, there are quite a few safeties available who could start as rookies.
Ha'Sean Clinton-Dix is likely to get pushed up draft boards as the top safety in the class. He has a combination of instincts and range that will make him a fun piece to work with on defense. Calvin Pryor has picked up buzz in recent weeks as well, but it's Northern Illinois safety Jimmie Ward who is worth watching. He has a chance to make a statement at the Senior Bowl next week, where he, Ahmad Dixon and Deone Bucannon will all be competing.
We have a total of 24 safeties ranked. Here's our full list.
| 1. Ha'Sean "HaHa" Clinton-Dix | 6'1, 208 pounds | Safety | Alabama * |
| 2. Calvin Pryor | 6'2, 208 pounds | Safety | Louisville * |
| 3. Jimmie Ward | 5'11, 192 pounds | Safety | Northern Illinois |
| 4. Ahmad Dixon | 6'0, 205 pounds | Safety | Baylor |
| 5. Deone Bucannon | 6'1, 198 pounds | Safety | Washington State |
| 6. Dion Bailey | 6'0, 200 pounds | Safety | Southern California * |
| 7. Craig Loston | 6'2, 209 pounds | Safety | LSU |
| 8. Tre Boston | 6'1, 205 pounds | Safety | North Carolina |
| 9. Sean Parker | 5'10, 195 pounds | Safety | Washington |
| 10. Hakeem Smith | 6'1, 197 pounds | Safety | Louisville |
| 11. Terrence Brooks | 5'11, 200 pounds | Safety | Florida State |
| 12. C.J. Barnett | 6'0, 202 pounds | Safety | Ohio State |
| 13. Ed Reynolds | 6'2, 206 pounds | Safety | Stanford |
| 14. Vinnie Sunseri | 6'0, 210 pounds | Safety | Alabama * |
| 15. Christian Bryant | 5'10, 192 pounds | Safety | Ohio State |
| 16. Jonathan Dowling | 6'3, 198 pounds | Safety | Western Kentucky * |
| 17. Ty Zimmerman | 6'1, 204 pounds | Safety | Kansas State |
| 18. Isaiah Johnson | 6'2, 208 pounds | Safety | Georgia Tech |
| 19. Nickoe Whitley | 6'1, 205 pounds | Safety | Mississippi State |
| 20. Jerry "BooBoo" Gates | 5'11, 213 pounds | Safety | Bowling Green |
| 21. Kenny Ladler | 6'1, 205 pounds | Safety | Vanderbilt |
| 22. Isaiah Lewis | 5'10, 208 pounds | Safety | Michigan State |
| 23. Brian Blechen | 6'2, 218 pounds | Safety | Utah |
| 24. Alden Darby | 5'11, 192 pounds | Safety | Arizona State |
More from SB Nation NFL Draft
- 2014 NFL Mock Draft: Quarterbacks litter the top 10
- 2014 East-West Shrine Game preview|East roster|West roster
- 2014 NFL Draft underclassman tracker
- Is the NFL ready for Johnny Manziel?
Send, Dad
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U.S. Army Buys 6 Self-Aiming Smart Rifles For Evaluation
firehoseSPACKLERUN
This Payment Startup Handled Complaints About Their Ads Perfectly
firehose"I tweeted that venmo should pay me every time I see their shitty ad on the Bedford L"
Venmo's response: a $28 credit, one dollar for every day in February
The Latest Perk On Google Buses: Bouncers
firehoseSAHDORWUN
The New York Times Gets Its David Pogue Replacement From The Wall Street Journal
firehoserofl Manjoo, great
frying pan -> fire
463-year-old pictures depict the end of the world
The scientific advances of the Renaissance might've propelled human understanding of the world around us forward, but much of Europe still remained deeply superstitious during the fifteenth and sixteenth centuries. This superstition is exposed in beautiful, eerie color by TASCHEN's Book of Wonders, a collection of images that originated from the city of Augsberg in the 1550s. Collectors Weekly looks closely at the book, poring through its depictions of strange beasts, burning logs, and bouncing yellow sky-balls to understand a time of "great ambivalence" in which the Protestant populace of northern Europe was consumed by religious antipathy and a sincere belief that these strange signs showed the world was about to end.


- Source TASCHENCollectors Weekly
- Related Items book religion apocalypse publishing taschen book of miracles augsberg collectors weekly 16th century
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Breaking News! Illustrator CC’s “Live Corners”...
firehoseoh no is Illustrator becoming usable now? but only in CC?
fuuuuuck

Breaking News! Illustrator CC’s “Live Corners” Are AMAZING!
Yesterday, Adobe released updates to many of their Creative Cloud applications, including Illustrator (which is now at version 17.1, if you can believe it!).For me, the absolute standout feature is “Live Corners”, which is a game changer for the design and production of transit maps. Gone are the inconsistent and unpredictable results produced by the “Round Corners” effect, and my trusty but time-consuming workaround – using a set of master curves and manually cutting-and-pasting them into the artwork – would now seem to be a thing of the past.
Using Live Corners couldn’t be easier: simply use the Direct Selection (white-tipped) arrow to select the point that you want to edit. A new little circular widget should appear next to the point. If you can’t see it, go to the View menu and select “Show Corner Widgets”.
Double-click on the widget to bring up the new “Corners” dialog box, where you can choose the type of corner you’d like: curve, reverse curve or bevel. Then, enter your required value for the radius of the curve, which is finally, finally, an actual real radius measured from the centre point of the curve.
The “Rounding” options allow you to choose between relative and absolute methods of defining the corner. Absolute gives the most accurate results, while relative values seem to give an (unacceptably) exaggerated sharpness to the curve. Click “OK” and you’re done!
In my example, I’ve used an 8 point radius for both Yellow Lines, and a 16 point radius for the Red Lines. As you can see, the resulting corner curves all have identical centre points, regardless of whether the curve is at 90 or 135 degrees! I’ve also tested with a range of other angles and results are perfect every time.
Put simply, this is a huge time-saver and will ensure consistent – but still editable – results every time. I just wish this feature had turned up before I manually added curves to 90 percent of my new US Highways/Interstate map!
Winner of Texas rhino hunt auction fears for safety - The Times (subscription)
firehosegee whiz, it's a good thing he has so many machine guns then
The Times (subscription) |
Winner of Texas rhino hunt auction fears for safety The Times (subscription) A hunter who paid $350,000 for the right to hunt and kill an endangered African black rhino says he has had to hire full-time security after receiving death threats. Corey Knowlton became a figure of hate after his name was leaked on to the internet after his ... and more » |
Noted: New Logo and Brand Positioning for Visa
firehose"Now it just like the worst single serif on an italic sans serif ever."
Everyone Everywhere Ever Very

(Est. 1958) "Visa is a global digital payments network that connects consumers, businesses, financial institutions, and governments in more than 200 countries and territories to fast, secure and reliable electronic payments. […] Visa is not a bank and does not issue cards, extend credit or set rates and fees for consumers. Visa's innovations, however, enable its financial institution customers to offer consumers more choices: pay now with debit, ahead of time with prepaid or later with credit products."
Design by: N/A
Opinion/Notes: Um… why? Talk about absolutely unnecessary change. Removing the yellow strand makes no sense whatsoever and it doesn't support any of the positioning malarkey. Now it just like the worst single serif on an italic sans serif ever.
Related Links: Visa press release
Visa blog post about the new positioning
Select Quote: For decades, Visa, the global digital payments network, has been driven by a set of ideals anchored in our vision of being the "best way to pay and be paid." This has expanded in recent years to include "for everyone, everywhere." By evolving our famous tagline — "It's everywhere you want to be" — the company is recommitting to these ideals and vision for consumers, merchants, governments, financial institutions and employees with a unified message tailored to each audience.
With a new tagline, as well as a refreshed brand logo, Visa is introducing a new visual identity for one of the most recognized and powerful brands in the world.
The first external expression of the new platform debuts today with a new Olympic-themed television commercial airing in the United States, and then expanding to reach key audiences through variety of other traditional and digital channels in the coming months.



thelandofmaps: A map by the allies about how Central Europe...
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A map by the allies about how Central Europe could look like without a German nation after WWII. [1066x750]
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IMAGE EXPO: Fraction Prepares for Gender-Swapped "Ody-C," Muses Marvel Future
firehoseMatt Fraction beat
















