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New Orleans just loves horrifying mascots.
Deadspin recently alerted us to the fact that the Hornets/Pelicans were in the mascot terror game long before Pierre The Pelican The First stalked the New Orleans sidelines. The King Cake Baby was a special Mardi Gras character and, well, it's almost Mardi Gras again, so he's back and he's EVEN WORSE THAN PIERRE SOMEHOW:
I mean, I just have no words. None. #KingCakeBaby pic.twitter.com/XImGbskCNP
— WWL-TV Sports (@wwltvsports) February 25, 2014
There are children present. Children easily terrified by expressions of vacant, maniacal glee and weird musculature and janky diapers and gnarly crowns. Also, there is me who is easily terrified of those things. This is terrifying.
Someone on the New Orleans special events team wants to hurt us.
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Tylenol During Pregnancy Linked to Higher Risk of ADHD TIME Pregnancy is already a fraught time for expectant moms, as more research shows how quickly the foods that women eat, the air they breathe and the compounds to which they are exposed can traverse the placenta and affect their growing child. Now there's ... Study: Acetaminophen in pregnancy linked to ADHDCNN (blog) all 120 news articles » |








It’s 6am and I cannot watch an episode of Voyager without this happening. Thanks for that tumblr ;D WOOO SPACE, YEAH EXPLORATION, HEY LOOK SPACE DUST GUYS GUUUUUYS SPPPPACEEEE.




#bones mentally slides closer to killing his bff #star trek (via therebutforthe)
It’s amazing in retrospect that they even made it through season 3. :)
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The website for EC-Council, an “International Council of E-Commerce Consultants,” was defaced on Sunday evening. The hacker, who went by Eugene Belford (named for the “thieving evil computer genius” from the movie Hackers) also claimed to have found “thousands of passports belonging to LE [Law Enforcement] (and .mil) officials” in the process of breaking into the site.
Eugene Belford wrote on the EC-Council homepage, “Defaced again? Yep, good job reusing your passwords morons jack67834#”. With respect to the claim that passport and other information was stolen, the hacker posted a photo of Edward Snowden's passport, along with an e-mail from him to the council from 2010.
EC-Council has long been an administrator of information security certification, and the organization's training programs are sometimes used by employers to get employees up to speed on certain skills. Some of EC-Council's certification programs include Certified Ethical Hacker (CEH), Computer Hacking Forensics Investigator (CHFI), and EC-Council Certified Security Analyst (ECSA)/License Penetration Tester (LPT).
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If anything held back The Americans’ crackerjack first season, it was a lack of stakes in the show’s various domestic settings. As Soviet spies in a sham marriage, Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys put a novel spin on TV matrimony: Elizabeth and Philip Jennings were a couple who had trouble connecting because that connection was a fabrication of Cold War espionage. Theirs was a fake relationship, but it was more compelling than the genuine-yet-troubled marriage across the street or the tactical romance Philip maintained with a FBI secretary. And what about Paige (Holly Taylor) and Henry (Keidrich Sellati), the Jennings’ living, breathing liabilities who only started to get wise to mom and dad’s odd behavior near the end of season one? Creator Joe Weisberg and crew had their war zones nailed down—they just needed to introduce a true sense of danger on the home front.
The second ...
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You’re already fit, do you have to get more buff for the role? Would you get leaner or put on more muscle?
Yep, he’s definitely Johnny Storm.
I like the way this guy thinks!
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'Polio' illness paralyses children in California Irish Examiner A group of children have developed a rare, polio-like syndrome within the past year that quickly paralysed one or more of their arms or legs, researchers in California say. Dr Keith Van Haren of Stanford University says about 20 cases have been identified in ... Polio-like disease appears in California childrenMyrtleBeachOnline.com Polio-like illnesses called a 'rare phenomenon'MyFox Austin Docs Seek Answers Behind Polio-Like Illness Striking Calif. Children610kvnu all 401 news articles » |
“New York Sugar Metropolis” is an upcoming participatory art installation in which the public will be invited to help build a sprawling miniature city made of more than 500,000 sugar cubes. The installation will be located at the Sugar Hill building in Harlem and will be built in June 2014 by volunteers, sculptors, and visitors. It will remain on display through July. “New York Sugar Metropolis” is by artists Brendan Jamison and Mark Revels—they’re raising funds for the project on Kickstarter.
Northern Ireland “Sugar Metropolis” installation, 2013. photo via Brendan Jamison
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shortlist for artists if I ever selfpublish something RPG-y
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Jeff Highsmith of MAKE recently created an elaborate mission control desk, inspired by the NASA Apollo Program, for his son. The desk is topped by a plain surface for homework—when it’s play time, the desk opens to reveal dozens of illuminated push buttons, dials, and digital readouts. Highsmith painstakingly wired the desk so that the buttons trigger sounds, lights, and other actions. Be sure to watch his video to all the way to the end to see it in action.
photos by Jeff Highsmith
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Measure to block transgender student law fails to make ballot Los Angeles Times SACRAMENTO -- A measure to block California's transgender students rights law failed to qualify for the November ballot Monday, according to the secretary of State's office. The referendum would have repealed a law passed last year that requires school ... Petition drive to put transgender law to California voters comes up shortWashington Times Referendum challenging transgender rights law fails to make ballotSan Francisco Chronicle Transgender rights repeal misses California ballotWashington Post Inland Valley Daily Bulletin all 62 news articles » |
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The powerful ending to Janelle Monae’s (and Erykah Badu’s) song “Q.U.E.E.N.” The acronym: Queer. Untouchables. Emigrants. Excommunicated. Negroid.
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A free mixtape EP about Magic the Gathering. Go here.
Tracklisting:
1. Friday Night Magic
2. Pro Tour
3. Born of the Gods
4. Planeswalkers
5. So Much ManaVocals by Adam WarRock, Tribe One, Mikal kHill
Production by Mikal kHillSo it goes like this. Last August, I went to PAX. I played some card games while there. So when Tribe One and I went on our first of three straight tours together, I said to him, “Hey Tribe. Will you teach me how to play Magic?” It seemed like a good idea. Touring is a lot of waiting around, a lot of sitting at a hotel, a lot of mindless boredom. This figured to be a good way to kill some time, and since we’re basically in a new city every day, a good way to incentivize our travel by getting boosters in each new city. I still remember what he said to me. He said, “You have no idea what you’re about to do to yourself.”
Cut to three months later, and I’m utterly obsessed with Magic. It’s bad. I’m talking deckbuilding and buying boosters almost daily, bad. But I love it. It’s the only tabletop game I’ve ever gotten this deep into. So thanks Wizards. For the horrible sickness I am now afflicted with. And the hours and hours of fun.
To satisfy our horrible urges to play, me, Mikal kHill and Tribe One play online with each other, almost nightly, via google hangout. And in a weird way, it’s brought us all closer together. So we obviously had to make a mixtape for you. Hope you enjoy it.
I’ll be doing a bunch of shows in March, around the south and the east coast. Check me out!
Feb. 27-28 – Denton, TX - University of North Texas’s GeeKon (info)
Mar 1 - Oklahoma City – New World Comics
Mar 2 - Lawrence, KS – TBA
Mar 7 – New Orleans, LA – BSI Comics
Mar 9 – Austin, TX – SXSWi After Party – Hole in the Wall
Mar 11 - Official Showcase – Flamingo Cantina
Mar 13 – Scratched Vinyl Showcase – The Dive Bar
Mar 14 – Nashville, TN – Rick’s Comic City
Mar 15 – Tuscaloosa, AL – Sho’ Nuff Comics
Mar 22 - Durham, NC – Atomic Empire Comics
Mar 28 – Rutgers University Geek Week (link)
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JL8 #156 by Yale Stewart
Based on characters in DC Comics.
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I’d like to respectfully dedicate this installment of JL8 to Harold Ramis, who passed away today.
Words can’t describe the impact his comedy had on my life, most notably “Ghostbusters.”
You’ll be missed, Spengler.
-Yale
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Today's item from the NSA's Tailored Access Operations (TAO) group implant catalog:
CYCLONE Hx9(S//SI//FVEY) EGSM (900MGz) macro-class Network-In-a-Box (NIB) system. Uses the existing Typhon GUI and supports the full Typhon feature base and applications.
(S//SI//REL) Operational Restrictions exist for equipment deployment.
(S//SI//REL) Features:
- EGSM 900MHz
- Macro-class (+43dBm)
- 32+Km Range
- Optional Battery Kits
- Highly Mobile and Deployable
- Integrated GPS, MS, & 802.11
- Voice & High-speed Data
- GSM Security & Encryption
(S//SI//REL) Advanced Features:
- GPS -- Supporting Typhon applications
- GSM Handset Module -- Supports auto-configuration and remote command and control features.
- 802.11 -- Supports high speed wireless LAN remote command and control
(S//SI//REL) Enclosure:
- 3.5"H x 8.5"W x 9"D
- Approximately 8 lbs
- Actively cooled for extreme environments
(S//SI//REL) Cyclone Hx9 System Kit:
- Cyclone Hx9 System
- AC/DC power converter
- Antenna to support MS, GPS, WIFI, & RF
- LAN, RF, & USB cables
- Pelican Case
- (Field Kit only) Control Laptop and Accessories
(S//SI//REL) Separately Priced Options:
- 800 WH LiIon Battery Kit
(S//SI//REL) Base Station Router Platform:
- Overlay GSM cellular communications supporting up to 32 Cyclone Mx9 systems providing full mobility and utilizing a VoIP back-haul.
- GPRS data service and associated application
Unit Cost: $70K for two months
Status: Just out of development, first production runs ongoing.
Page, with graphics, is here. General information about TAO and the catalog is here.
In the comments, feel free to discuss how the exploit works, how we might detect it, how it has probably been improved since the catalog entry in 2008, and so on.
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One of the company’s engineers hand-delivered those notes—a “manifesto,” as one of the ex-employees calls it—to an executive on the business side and said, “Hey, just so you know, we’re really frustrated. We want to make this thing work, but as it stands, there’s a lot wrong.” According to another person present that day, who corroborated this story, a young woman hand-delivered the letter, a two-page printout, to Duplan.
Duplan fired her on the spot. (The young woman in question has not returned my request for comment.)
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“You just can’t fire someone like this,” said a former employee who was there that afternoon. “There’s an HR process. Flying off the handle like that…it led me to believe that he was not willing to take the steps to become a seasoned leader.”
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Duplan seems to excel at the art of salesmanship. Clinkle’s investors are some of the most prominent and well-respected venture capitalists in Silicon Valley. Even Richard Branson, the media mogul, invested in the company—as did Ross Perot Jr., the oil and gas magnate.
But operationally it was a different story, according to the people with whom I spoke. Multiple people described Duplan as distant. The company’s Mountain View offices (Clinkle has since moved to San Francisco) had three rooms—a room for engineers, a room for the business team and a private office. According to the ex-employees, Duplan would spend most of his time in his office, with the door closed. He held few company-wide meetings, and rarely organized social events for the team.'