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Cully Hamner’s designs for Renee Montoya as the Question.
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Say hi to the Ritalin regiment
All happy families are alike
Each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way
Drinking sake on a Suzuki, we in Osaka Bay
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
Daylight saving times all the time on this block of mines
Twas brillig and the slythy toves
Wayne told me that, and that's just how it goes
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By Ian Millhiser, at ThinkProgress.
Only 22 nations that are not currently experiencing military conflicts carried out executions in 2013, according to a report by Amnesty International. Moreover, while the United States — with 39 executions in 2013 — ranks fifth overall in total executions, the death penalty is an increasingly regional affair within our nation’s borders. Only nine states, Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Ohio, Oklahoma, Missouri, Texas and Virginia executed a person in 2013. Notably, Texas killed 16 of those 39 people, which is more than 40 percent of the total number of American executions.

Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like “Ma’am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER”
when a security guard walked up to him to ask what he was doing the kid told him to stand back he was just doing his job
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Champ Bailey is finally making noise on th visiting with the New Orleans Saints, according to a report.
Former Denver Broncos cornerback Champ Bailey is visiting with the New Orleans Saints, according to Adam Schefter of ESPN. Bailey has made little noise in free agency since being released by the Broncos earlier this offseason. This visit with the Saints is the first reported visit.
Bailey already has another visit lined up with another team, though the report does not specify which team. The visit depends on how things go with the Saints, likely meaning that Bailey wants to wrap this up sooner rather than later, provided the two sides can come together on something that's mutually beneficial.
NFL Free Agency
At 35 years of age, Bailey isn't going to break the bank with a contract, but he's still played at a very high level in recent seasons. Despite a significant foot injury, he played well when active for the Broncos last season. Unfortunately, Bailey's camp have since suggested that he should probably have sat out all of the season due to said injury.
Bailey only managed to play in five games last season, and he did not record an interception -- the first time that's happened in his career, and that's with 15 seasons under his belt. He's shown incredible longevity for a player at his position, which typically looks to move on to younger players at around age 30.
If Bailey can stay healthy, then he can start or play some kind of role in the NFL. Whether or not him staying healthy is likely is anybody's guess, but the Saints are doing their due diligence by bringing him in.
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firehose'The handlers of an official Twitter account for Frostbite, the engine which powers many EA games like Battlefield 4, targeted Nintendo's Wii U console with now-deleted messages like, "our renderer is now optimized for Mario and Zelda" and "we have finally fixed and optimized our 'netcode'." The punchline, of course, is that Frostbite's current incarnation is not supported on Wii U, which is a step behind the Xbox One and PlayStation 4 in terms of power.'
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A fruity look at unrelated variables
NOTHING rankles data mavens more than analysing two things that ought not be compared. Cricket and baseball. Basho and Proust. Christmas and April Fools' Day. So The Economist cannot but embrace considering the paragon of such irresponsible associations, the classic apples and oranges. Doing so is surprisingly fruitful. Oranges were more popular for decades, but in recent years apples have squeezed ahead. Chinese expansion was the core reason for the deciduous drive. The government’s call for healthy living and serving the Russian and the Middle Eastern markets led to more apple production. In contrast, orange production has plateaued, due in part to a decline of orange juice consumption in America—around 40% less over the past 15 years. Close to the equator, oranges are more popular than apples, whereas farther north apples are more appealing, perhaps reflecting their ease of growth. To be sure, it is unfair to contrast both fruits. But it makes for juicy comparisons.

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1968.
The Infamous Windsors.
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Today as part of an April Fool's prank, Google updated Google Maps for iOS and Android to include Pokémon . Let's try to find all of them!
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#nevergo
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A few days ago, renowned game designer, author, and speaker Jane McGonigal launched a new project on her website called “Play, don’t replay! HELP PREVENT PTSD”. Its stated goal is to get trauma victims to play a pattern-matching videogame such as Tetris or Candy Crush Saga as soon as possible after the traumatising event to potentially prevent ongoing post-traumatic stress disorder.
The aim of the project is to have as many people as possible know about “this simple technique” so that they can pull it out themselves in case they suffer a traumatic event. Not because it works, mind, but because it might work, and McGonigal wants people to try it themselves and then provide feedback. She has asked her 59,000 twitter followers to share and retweet the project multiple times. There is an email address you can provide your results to once you try it out.
On the surface, the project is clearly well-intentioned. Who wouldn’t want to help prevent or ease the suffering of PTSD? However, in the tone of the post, the presentation of the science, and the demands for crowdsourcing test subjects, it is a shockingly irresponsible and unethical project. It is a project through which we can vividly see all the problems with what I’m going to call the “games evangelism industry”. This is an industry of individuals and organisations that has a self-aggrandising need to convince both others and itself that games are good and can fix problems and, to paraphrase the title of McGonigal’s own book, can save the world.