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14 Apr 21:10

Know the Warning Signs

Thanks to Obamacare my son has been formally diagnosed as a gamer and we can finally afford the Mountain Dew he needs to stay alive

— MattyTalks (@mattytalks) April 2, 2014

If you hear your son or daughter other son yelling racial slurs at the living room TV, he may be a gamer eligible for support.

It's never too late to help.

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11 Apr 21:53

We Call it "The Metamorphosis"

We Call it "The Metamorphosis"

Submitted by: Sam Riley

11 Apr 05:11

Guy Doesn't Realize His Girlfriend Fell Off His Motorcycle

More like overly attached girlfriend...

Submitted by: (via Sage Ed)

09 Apr 21:42

Photo of the Day: Ridiculously Photogenic Fish

Photo of the Day: Ridiculously Photogenic Fish

Submitted by: (via @CapCityShooter)

Tagged: pics , Photo , fish , animals
09 Apr 05:25

FAIL of the Day: Reporter Falls in the Water While Conducting an Interview

Matthew Maulding

I love her yell, but I feel this may be staged.

I'll save you with my chain/medal?! Oh wait! I'll save you with the boom mic...

Submitted by: (via Martje)

Tagged: FAIL , interviewer
08 Apr 16:09

Quickie: Jared North

by dewitt

Perhaps I’m overestimating his appeal, but I think there’s a chance Jared North could become the next “Sexiest Man of The Moment” on The Ten. He’s groomed neatly enough for the fans of clean-cut men, but not groomed too much for the anti-manscaping crowd. He’s pretty without being too pretty for the anti-pretty crowd. If we were collectively acting as Goldilocks, he would be the “just right” we could all agree on.

Admittedly, he might be more appealing to all the tops out there, because his tight, perky bum is truly a sight to behold. You could imagine wrapping your hands on each side of his slim waist, thrusting deep and making waves in that surprisingly ample booty… Not that I’ve thought about this or anything! I’m a pure angel who would never objectify the men I write about to such a lascivious extent. (Insert halo emoji here.)

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Wagner LA Photography

Check out some shots of incredibly attractive person Jared North below:

Jared North by Wagner LA Photography

Jared North by Wagner LA Photography

Jared North by Wagner LA Photography

Jared North by Wagner LA Photography

Jared North by Wagner LA Photography

Jared North by Wagner LA Photography

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08 Apr 06:05

I'm Not (Fe)-Lyin'

Matthew Maulding

We know who this is for...

03 Apr 22:48

Late Passes at School Are Getting Ridiculous

Late Passes at School Are Getting Ridiculous

Submitted by: (via Mr. Fort)

31 Mar 01:33

Who Is That Being Quoted?

Who Is That Being Quoted?

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31 Mar 01:30

What's Your Answer

What's Your Answer

Submitted by: (via Unknown)

25 Mar 17:45

The Locker Room: Marc Minguell

by dewitt

It’s been a whole month since our last venture into The Locker Room, so when I spotted Spanish water polo player Marc Minguell flashing his pubes (albeit, modestly) for photographer Joan Sèculi, my immediate instinct was to share this glorious visual with all you fine, horny men at home.

Admittedly, there isn’t a whole lot of variety in the six shots below—and the size queens amongst you might be a little disappointed by the size of his bulge—but as far as I’m concerned, he deserves this spot in The Locker Room for his handsome features, hairy chest and a pair of thighs I wouldn’t mind holding onto while I munched on his (hopefully) fuzzy ass. All in all, I’m glad I let my instincts guide me on this one.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Joan Sèculi

Check out some additional pictures of Marc Minguell below:

Spanish water polo player Marc Minguell shows off his hairy chest and speedo bulge in a sexy photo shoot by Joan Sèculi.

Spanish water polo player Marc Minguell shows off his hairy chest and speedo bulge in a sexy photo shoot by Joan Sèculi.

Spanish water polo player Marc Minguell shows off his hairy chest and speedo bulge in a sexy photo shoot by Joan Sèculi.

Spanish water polo player Marc Minguell shows off his hairy chest and speedo bulge in a sexy photo shoot by Joan Sèculi.

Spanish water polo player Marc Minguell shows off his hairy chest and speedo bulge in a sexy photo shoot by Joan Sèculi.

Spanish water polo player Marc Minguell shows off his hairy chest and speedo bulge in a sexy photo shoot by Joan Sèculi.

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BONUS SHOTS:

Marc Minguell as power bottom

Marc Minguell bulge

Marc Minguell speedo bulge

Marc Minguell red speedo hot thighs

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25 Mar 04:30

This Whole Case is Just a Hot Curd

Matthew Maulding

For Brendan.

This Whole Case is Just a Hot Curd

Submitted by: (via Brown Cardigan)

Tagged: twitter , cheese , puns , police , g rated , win
24 Mar 08:16

Probably a Little Better Than M and N, Right?

21 Mar 18:46

The Ten: Paul Wagner Is Stronger Than Ever

by dewitt

Hold back your gasps of shock! For the seventh week in a row, Paul Wagner has dominated his competition in the race to become the “Sexiest Man of The Moment“, coming in 192 votes ahead of his nearest rival on The Ten. The men beneath him—Alex Minsky, Greg Rutherford, Dan Osborne and Saul Harris—remain exactly the same, aside from shifting positions within the top five.

Porn star Darius Ferdynand (last seen flip-fucking with Levi Michaels) missed this week’s charts by a measly 7 votes, while his fellow contestants Jonathan Dufour, Robert, Shiloh and Anthony London didn’t even come close to making the cut. Sucks for them! Hopefully, they’ll have better luck if they ever make it back to the countdown.

For those of you who are just joining us, here’s how the game works! Each week, we’ll feature ten men to choose from. You can vote for as many contestants as you’d like, and only the five with the highest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of attractive fellows selected by your favorite bloggers. (That would be us.)

To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.

Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Wednesday to pick your favorite contestants, so hop to it and make your vote count!

- Dewitt

See pics of all ten contestants and cast your vote below:

In the grand tradition of ten words or less…

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Paul Wagner

1. PAUL WAGNER (LW – 1, W8): Few men can say they last seven weeks on top.

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Dan Osborne

2. DAN OSBORNE (LW – 5, W5): Will Dan ever manage to steal first place? Stay tuned!

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Saul Harris

3. SAUL HARRIS (LW – 4, W9): Last week to vote for him! Make it good, guys.

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Alexz Minsky

4. ALEX MINSKY (LW – 2, W5): Having seen his leaked dick pics, we definitely wouldn’t laugh.

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Greg Rutherford

5. GREG RUTHERFORD (LW – 3, W3): After a strong debut, Greg’s on the brink of extinction.

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Seth Fornea

6. SETH FORNEA (RETURN): He’s won this before… But can he do it again?

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Anthony Moufarej

7. ANTHONY MOUFAREJ (DEBUT): We could see him making next week’s top five. Perhaps.

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Kurtis Wolfe

8. KURTIS WOLFE (RETURN): Big ears, a big bulge and utterly massive sex appeal.

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Russell Tovey shirtless

9. RUSSELL TOVEY (DEBUT): Speaking of big ears, he has a really nice butt.

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Chuck for Next Door Male

10. CHUCK (DEBUT): He’s seriously the hottest Next Door model in 10,000,000 years.

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Which contestant(s) should move on to the next round of The Ten?


 
21 Mar 06:02

Tennis Players Might Actually be Mutants

20 Mar 18:29

Romance Is All About the Imagination

Romance Is All About the Imagination

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: twitter , pr0n , sexy times , funny , dating
19 Mar 15:48

This Dog is Not Allowed on the Bed: VIDEO

by Andy Towle
Matthew Maulding

I think you will enjoy this.

Dog

We'll see about that.

Watch what the owners caught on camera while they were out, AFTER THE JUMP...

18 Mar 18:22

Drawn To You: Horny Toons

by dewitt
Matthew Maulding

Some of these made me LOL.

Plenty of artists featured in our Drawn To You series have taken popular cartoon or comic book characters and placed them into highly erotic situations, ranging from the twisted narrative of Aladdin’s Explosive Gay Disney Orgy to the various illustrations of Just Cartoon Dicks.

That said? here’s a totally different energy to the content on Horny Toons GIFs. While the original images showcase boner-worthy models like Todd Sanfield and Francois Sagat, the addition of the animated characters almost always serves a humorous purpose. They highlight the excitement we feel when we see these images or, in some cases, engage with the model in positions we’d like to be in.

Long story short, if none of these make you laugh, then you probably have no soul.

- Dewitt

Photos via: Horny Toons GIFs

Check out some popular cartoon characters in compromising positions with models below:

Horny Toons GIFs

Horny Toons GIFs

Horny Toons GIFs

Horny Toons GIFs

Horny Toons GIFs

Horny Toons GIFs

Horny Toons GIFs

Horny Toons GIFs

Horny Toons GIFs

Horny Toons GIFs

Horny Toons GIFs

Horny Toons GIFs

Horny Toons GIFs

Horny Toons GIFs

Horny Toons GIFs

Horny Toons GIFs

Horny Toons GIFs

Horny Toons GIFs

Horny Toons GIFs

Horny Toons GIFs

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--toon porn

11 Mar 23:47

Quickie: Anthony Moufarej

by dewitt

If you are a gay male human with an internet connection, you may have seen Anthony Moufarej‘s shots for C-IN2 floating around at some point. (You may have even seen them in this post.) To give you some context, Moufarej is a Lebanese-born fellow living in Canada. He started practicing a couple martial arts like MMA, boxing, kickboxing and grappling and started modeling shortly after. <— In the interest of full disclosure, this is some text I copied from a press release that copied some text from his Facebook profile.

The aforementioned press release also indicated that “Anthony’s smoldering good looks and chiseled physique made him an easy choice as a Rick Day and C-IN2 model”. <— In the interest of full disclosure, I decided to copy and paste that sentence just to make a cheap joke about how I like sentences that involve Anthony’s name and the word “easy”. You may now proceed to drool over pictures of his massive package.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Rick Day

Check out some pics of Anthony Moufarej, along with his shots from C-IN2, below:

Anthony Moufarej is a hot male model.

Anthony Moufarej is a hot male model.

Anthony Moufarej is a hot male model.

Anthony Moufarej is a hot male model.

Anthony Moufarej is a hot male model.

Anthony Moufarej is a hot male model.

Anthony Moufarej is a hot male model.

Anthony Moufarej is a hot male model.

Anthony Moufarej is a hot male model.

Anthony Moufarej by Rick Day for C-In2.

Anthony Moufarej by Rick Day for C-In2.

Anthony Moufarej by Rick Day for C-In2.

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10 Mar 18:30

Manhunt Daily Wood: Jonathan Dufour

by dewitt

There are quite a few reasons I chose Canadian model and actor Jonathan Dufour as this week’s Manhunt Daily Wood. A few of them are obvious, if you know anything about where my taste in men tends to gravitate—the beard, the hairy chest, the hairy pits, the hairy legs, the hairy ass and an overwhelming amount of places I want to lick.

However, a few other factors might be less obvious! I appreciate his flexibility for both pervy reasons, as well as an artistic appreciation of his form. He’s got eyes that draw you in like Robert from earlier this week, and much like Daniel Radcliffe, he’s on the shorter side at 5’6″. For me, this is the total package, and I wouldn’t change a single thing about him. I may or may not have a huge crush.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Peetapix Photography

Check out some additional shots of Jonathan Dufour below:

Male model Jonathan Dufour

Male model Jonathan Dufour

Male model Jonathan Dufour

Male model Jonathan Dufour

Male model Jonathan Dufour

Male model Jonathan Dufour

Male model Jonathan Dufour

Male model Jonathan Dufour

Male model Jonathan Dufour

Male model Jonathan Dufour

Male model Jonathan Dufour

Male model Jonathan Dufour

Male model Jonathan Dufour

Male model Jonathan Dufour

Male model Jonathan Dufour

Male model Jonathan Dufour

Male model Jonathan Dufour

Male model Jonathan Dufour

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10 Mar 18:03

Don't Throttle the Bandwidth on These Facts

10 Mar 18:00

How Do Your Kids React to the Ice Cream Truck Jingle?

Matthew Maulding

Haha. Kids are dumb.

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: kids , parenting , Video
10 Mar 02:07

Openly Gay Footballer Anton Hysen Signs with U.S. Team

by Andy Towle
Matthew Maulding

I want to go to there.

Hysen

Anton Hysen, the Swedish footballer who came out of the closet in 2011, has signed with the fourth division team Myrtle Beach Mutiny, he reported on Instagram.

Writes Outsports:

So an openly gay professional soccer player will be playing in South Carolina. Their division features teams across the Southeast. Not only is it supposed to be "impossible" for a professional male athlete to be openly gay, but it's "100% definitely impossible" to do it in South Carolina, Tennessee, George and the like. Yet Myrtle Beach is doing it. Not so impossible, I guess.

Said Hysen: "I am excited to be joining the Mutiny this season. This is a great opportunity for me on a personal and professional level. I hope I can help take the team to the top of the NPSL."

09 Mar 21:19

Simple Mistake to Make

Simple Mistake to Make

Submitted by: Unknown

07 Mar 22:44

The Garden Path is Laid With d20s, Don't Listen!

07 Mar 22:43

Photo of the Day: Gaming in Australia

Photo of the Day: Gaming in Australia

People online have no clue that you're a spider!

Submitted by: (via kencrema)

Tagged: australia , gaming , nope
07 Mar 18:35

We Need to Call a Professional for This One

We Need to Call a Professional for This One

Submitted by: Unknown

07 Mar 15:13

Some Kids Really Like Tacos

Some Kids Really Like Tacos

Submitted by: Unknown (via ah1117)

Tagged: tacos , kids , letters , parenting , g rated
07 Mar 15:12

The Ten: Five Weeks of Paul Wagner Topping The Whole World

by dewitt
Matthew Maulding

I will vote for "Adam" this week.

Can anyone end Paul Wagner‘s reign as the “Sexiest Man of The Moment“? Reality TV star Dan Osborne was 43 votes away from taking the title this week, coming just a smidgen closer than war veteran Alex Minsky in our last round. The top three remains the same—aside from Osborne and Minsky switching spots—rounded out by former Sean Cody model Saul Harris and dark-haired pretty boy David G. Kara.

The other David, David Picard, missed the cut by a whopping 153 votes after six weeks on the countdown and one week as champion. He’s joined in an extremely attractive loser’s circle by Willie Gomez, Adam Wirthmore, Prentice and Shawn Ashmore. All in all, you guys are pretty insane for not putting in enough votes for those guys! They’re all winners, as far as we’re concerned.

For those of you who are just joining us, here’s how the game works! Each week, we’ll feature ten men to choose from. You can vote for as many contestants as you’d like, and only the five with the highest amount of votes will move on to the next round. The remaining five slots will be filled the following week by men who you’ve suggested, as well as a handful of attractive fellows selected by your favorite bloggers. (That would be us.)

To keep things interesting, each participant will be retired after ten weeks on the charts. They have the opportunity of returning in the future, provided that they produce another hot video, photo shoot or anything worthy of a Manhunt Daily post.

Now let’s forget about the rules for a second and focus on what really matters–who should be on top next week? You have until next Wednesday to pick your favorite contestants, so hop to it and make your vote count!

- Dewitt

See pics of all ten contestants and cast your vote below:

In the grand tradition of ten words or less…

______________________________________________________________________

Paul Wagner

1. PAUL WAGNER (LW – 1, W6): Handsome, great body and a furry ass to die for.

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Dan Osborne

2. DAN OSBORNE (LW – 3, W3): Enjoying his fifteen minutes of fame without any clothes on.

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Alexz Minsky

3. ALEX MINSKY (LW – 2, W3): Afghanistan war veteran making waves as an international underwear model.

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Saul Harris

4. SAUL HARRIS (LW – 4, W7): Would you still vote if you’d never seen his dick?

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David G. Kara

5. DAVID G. KARA (LW – 10, W2): A man who looks good in a skimpy yellow speedo.

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Greg Rutherford

6. GREG RUTHERFORD (DEBUT): A sexy, muscular track star who’s been kissed by fire.

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Adam Ramzi

7. ADAM RAMZI (RETURN): Versatile gay porn star, smart guy and avid nature enthusiast.

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Nick Towns

8. NICK TOWNS (DEBUT): Stunning facial features and a sculpted, lean build. Yes please!

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Zachary Crane

9. ZACHARY CRANE (DEBUT): He’s an oddball artist who’s, coincidentally, adorable in every way.

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Kellin

10. KELLIN (DEBUT): A college lumberjack who doesn’t mind showing off his wood.

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Which contestant(s) should move on to the next round of The Ten?


 
04 Mar 18:24

Oops of the Day: Reese Witherspoon Teleports at the Independent Spirit Awards

Live TV is completely live right? Well, if that is the case, then Reese Witherspoon is a magician.

After announcing the Spirit Award for Bob Nelson, Reese Witherspoon is shown in the crowd applauding in surprise, and then again back on stage.

Oops!

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