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25 Aug 19:54

Artifact: Oakley Razor Blades

We've already told you how Oakley got into the sunglass business with Eyeshades. Now we're diving back into the metal briefcase of company historian Mike Bell for a look at...

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25 Aug 19:41

Manhattan Brunch Place's Weekly Drunken Shitshow Caught on Video

by Jay Hathaway
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day jrunkz

The guy who filmed NYU student Gerry Shalam claiming to be the heir to "half of fucking Manhattan" continues to nurse a raging hate-boner for Pranna, the popular brunch spot where Shalam and his friends allegedly got drunk. He's posted two new supercuts of wasted Pranna brunchers that indicate The Heir was less an isolated incident and more a symptom of an ongoing shitshow.

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25 Aug 16:52

CNN Anchor Gets Pranked By Fake Cop/Real Jokester

by Gabrielle Bluestone

A CNN anchor got pranked on the air today during a report on the Bay Area earthquake that struck early Sunday morning.

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25 Aug 16:28

Stickers That Make an iPhone or iPad Look Like They Have a Cracked Screen by ThinkGeek

by Rollin Bishop

ThinkGeek Cracked Screen

ThinkGeek has created a pack of stickers that make an iPhone or iPad look like they have a cracked screen. We previously wrote about a cracked screen wallpaper for mobile screens by Doctor Popular.

Meet the iPrank Cracked Screen Sticker Pack. It’s better than some app that shows ads or a wallpaper that shows your icons on top of the spiderweb pattern instead of behind. It’s a set of 6 screen protectors that look like you’ve broken your screen: 2 for iPhone 5, 2 for iPhone 4, and 2 for iPad. Know what that means? You can prank six of your friends.

ThinkGeek Cracked Screen

ThinkGeek Cracked Screen

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25 Aug 03:45

Florida Man Asks Police to Shut Down Kid's "Illegal" Lemonade Stand

by Kelly Conaboy
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dick!

Florida Man Asks Police to Shut Down Kid's "Illegal" Lemonade Stand

Ah, there's nothing on a hot day like an icy cold glass of lemonade sold illegally in a residential area.

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25 Aug 03:44

First suburban Walmart Neighborhood Market opens in Des Plaines

Mrdesplaines

where is this is?

The first Walmart Neighborhood Market in the suburbs is officially open for business. The 24/7 grocery store opened Wednesday at 727 W. Golf Road, located within the Des Plaines Market Place shopping center.
24 Aug 17:44

Suge Knight Shot Multiple Times at Chris Brown VMA Party

by Kelly Conaboy

Suge Knight Shot Multiple Times at Chris Brown VMA Party

TMZ reports former Death Row Records CEO Suge Knight was shot six times at a Chris Brown-hosted party at a nightclub in West Hollywood early Sunday morning.

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24 Aug 17:38

A City Pool Lets Dogs In Before It Closes For The Year And They Are The Happiest Dogs On Earth

THIS IS THE CHEERIEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN. H/T Zanooka on Reddit.

OH. MY. GOD.

OH. MY. GOD.

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This was taken at Lakeview Park's Pooch Party, in Nampa, Idaho.

This was taken at Lakeview Park's Pooch Party , in Nampa, Idaho.

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According to the website, it's been running since 2007.

According to the website, it's been running since 2007.

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Nampa's Parks and Rec team basically seem to be as awesome as Leslie Knope's.

Nampa's Parks and Rec team basically seem to be as awesome as Leslie Knope's.

What else is there to say?

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24 Aug 01:55

Noke Bluetooth Padlock

When buying a padlock, you've traditionally had two options: buy a key-based lock and risk losing the key, or buy a combination lock, and hope you can remember the code....

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24 Aug 01:05

Classic Footage of Author Peter Gethers and His Cat Norton Sharing a Brief History of Cats

by Lori Dorn

Everything Is Terrible has posted this classic footage of Peter Gethers, author of the Norton Cat Trilogy, and his adorable Scottish fold Norton sharing “their own unique perspective on that all-important subject, the history of cats”.

24 Aug 01:02

These Bhutanese Postal Stamps Play Like Real Vinyl Records

by Jordan Kushins

These Bhutanese Postal Stamps Play Like Real Vinyl Records

The most valuable stamp in the world is a red smudge , but the coolest postal payments just might be these itty bitty stickies from 1970s Bhutan. They'd legally get your letter where it needed to go, and play the country's national anthem (yes, really!).

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24 Aug 01:01

Psychedelic GIFs: Hexeosis

by Xeni Jardin

8 "Endlessly manifold. Self-contained. Replete." Read the rest

24 Aug 01:00

Nike Air Max Lunar LTR QS “Mahogany” Pack

by John

Nike Air Max Lunar LTR QS “Mahogany” Pack

New for the season are two stalwarts from Nike‘s line of retro runners — the Nike Air Max 1 and Air Max 90 — with both getting a premium leather treatment and contemporary Lunarlon cushioning. The former component is given a burnished “mahogany” hue, conferring an antiqued finish for a distinctively tonal look. Both silhouettes sit on a Lunarlon midsole finished in unexpectedly bright hues: light blue for the Air Max 1 and bright red for the Air Max 90. The Nike Air Max Lunar LTR QS “Mahogany” pack is set to drop tomorrow at Australia’s Culture Kings.

Release Date: 8/23/2014 (Tomorrow)



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22 Aug 16:10

This Is What A 1000 Horsepower Honda Odyssey Sounds Like

by Raphael Orlove
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sickk!!

How cool are minivans? Cool enough to get a thousand horsepower.

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21 Aug 21:06

Are These Leg Guards Legal?

Are These Leg Guards Legal?

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21 Aug 20:59

Бомжи прилетели

21 Aug 20:58

Japan's Firefighting Competition is a Parade of Bad Dudes

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21 Aug 20:27

Onitsuka Tiger x ASICS x Offspring “Desert Pack”

by John

Onitsuka Tiger x ASICS x Offspring Desert Pack

UK retailer Offspring has teamed up with Onitsuka Tiger and its parent company ASICS on a two-piece sneaker pack that draws inspiration from the desert. The Onitsuka Tiger Shaw Runner represents the frigid nights of the arid landscape, featuring a mesh and suede navy upper with tropical-green accents and blue speckles on the contrast white midsole. The ASICS Gel Lyte V tells the story of the desert at dusk, finished with pink, beige and camel tones mirroring post-sunset skies. Look for the Onitsuka Tiger x ASICS “Desert Pack” to launch at Offspring locations beginning August 30th.

Release Date: 8/30/2014 (Saturday)



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21 Aug 20:21

This Guy Is An Incredible Breakdancer And He Only Has One Leg

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still can't moonwalk...

So impressive.

This breakdancer proves that anything is possible, even when the odds aren't quite in your favor.

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21 Aug 17:52

French Bulldog Puppy Fearlessly Jumps Off the Sofa and Into His Human’s Arms

by Lori Dorn

A French bull dog puppy named Rocky has so much trust in his human Peter Valko that he fearlessly jumps off the sofa and into Peter’s arms over and again.

Of course all that jumping can make for one very tired puppy.

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21 Aug 16:26

Balloon Pop

by Radhika Seth

It doesn’t matter if you are camping alone or with your Brady Bunch, the point of the matter is that you never know when wilderness can turn against you and leave you stranded. For distress times like this and more, the Air Audio offers SOS function like Morse code signals. In lighter moments it doubles up as a Bluetooth Speaker that syncs with your Smartphone. Super Awesome!

Designer: Yu Jin Park

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20 Aug 20:45

Lumberjack Wizardry

Lumberjack Wizardry

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20 Aug 20:19

13 Things That Cost As Much As Having A Kid

Oh hey, children are expensive.

Four years tuition at Harvard Business School.

Four years tuition at Harvard Business School.

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123,286 boxes of Swedish Fish.

123,286 boxes of Swedish Fish.

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Pay off your student loan debt about eight times over.

Pay off your student loan debt about eight times over.

(Based on the average debt of $29,400 per student in 2013.)

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20 Aug 16:44

First-Person Video of a Pair of Tongs Removing Pizzas From an Oven

by Brian Heater

For “A Day in the Life of a Pizza Tool,” YouTuber and pizza shop employee haberdashery12 attached a GoPro to the end of a pair of tongs used to remove hot pans from an oven. The result is a mesmerizing look into the process of working in the kitchen of a busy pizza place.

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20 Aug 16:40

Greased Pole Confounds Hungry Squirrel In Search of Bird Food

by J.K. Trotter

To deal with a meddlesome squirrel stealing seed from his garden’s bird feeder, the wife of YouTube user Robert Krampf slathered Vaseline on the pole supporting the feeder. The result: A squirrel’s profound existential crisis.

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20 Aug 02:30

John McCain Did the Robot for Jamie Foxx at a Hamptons Party

by Jay Hathaway

GOP senator and former presidential candidate John McCain unveiled his rendition of The Robot during a performance by The Roots and Jamie Foxx in the most awkward meeting of Republicans and hip-hop since MC Karl Rove.

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20 Aug 02:30

This 7-Layer Potaco Salad Is The Ultimate Bowl Of Awesome

Potato salad can get a little boring. Adding six layers of magic really jazzes things up.

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Potato salad is simple, perfect, and often so tragically overlooked in favor of trendier salads or flashier side dishes. Make this dish for your next barbecue, and help breathe new life into an old favorite.

Best served with a big spoon and eaten with a big fork.

Recipe by Christine Byrne

Serves 8

INGREDIENTS
Potato Salad
2 pounds russet potatoes, peeled and chopped into rough 1-inch cubes
3/4 cup sour cream
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/2 cup cilantro leaves, divided

Taco Beef
1 tablespoon canola oil
1 lb ground beef
kosher salt and freshly ground pepper
2 tablespoons taco seasoning

Guacamole
2 large, ripe avocados, peeled and chopped into rough ¼-inch cubes
1 large beefsteak tomato, cored and chopped into rough ¼-inch cubes
1 small red onion, minced
juice and zest of 1 lime

Assembly
1 15-ounce can refried beans
2 cups salsa
8 ounces cheddar cheese, grated
1/2 cup black olives, thinly sliced

Special equipment
A deep, clear serving bowl that's at least one gallon in volume.

PREPARATION
Put cubed potatoes in a medium pot. Add enough cold water to cover the potatoes by an inch, then bring the water and potatoes to a boil over high heat. Boil the potatoes until soft (they should mash easily with a fork), 15-20 minutes. Meanwhile, as the potatoes are boiling, prep the taco beef and the guacamole (see below). When the potatoes are cooked, drain them in a colander. Do not rinse them.

For the taco beef, heat canola oil in a large skillet over medium high heat. Add the ground beef, season with a little bit of salt and pepper, and cook, stirring often, until most but not all of the beef has turned brown, about a minute. Add taco seasoning and cook, stirring occasionally, until the beef is cooked all the way through, about 2 minutes. Drain any excess fat from the pan, and turn off the heat.

For the guacamole, combine chopped avocado, chopped tomato, minced red onion, and the juice and zest of one lime in a medium mixing bowl. Season with salt and pepper, and mix with a wooden spoon to combine everything and mash the avocado just slightly. Refrigerate until you're ready to assemble the dip.

When the potatoes are cooked and drained, transfer them to a large mixing bowl. Coarsely chop all but 2 tablespoons of the cilantro (reserve those two tablespoons for garnish), and add the chopped cilantro, sour cream, and mayonnaise to the potatoes. Season with salt and pepper, then mix everything so that the potatoes are evenly coated with the sour cream/mayonnaise mixture and the cilantro is spread throughout.

Assemble the dish in a deep, clear serving bowl that's at least one gallon in volume. Start with the potato salad and spread it an even layer at the bottom of the dish, then spread the refried beans over the potatoes. Add the salsa next, then the cooked ground beef, then the guacamole, then the shredded cheddar cheese. Garnish with sliced olives and the remaining cilantro.

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20 Aug 02:30

Here's A Burger Stuffed With Pimento Cheese And Fried Like A Corn Dog

A ~very~ important culinary innovation: The Pimento Cheeseburger Corn Dog.

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I am not going to lie to you. These were not easy to make. We had to tweak and retest the recipe several times to get it to work. When you do it, the batter might seem too thick. The popsicles sticks won't want to stay in your meat; you'll have to be careful and deliberate as you dip and fry. The first few dogs may not be pretty. But if your goal is to achieve culinary greatness by way of a burger patty stuffed with pimento cheese then battered and fried like a corn dog with all that gorgeously puffy, bready state fair magic, then this is your path. Go boldly.

Makes 6 corndogs

INGREDIENTS
For the batter
1 ½ cups yellow cornmeal
1 ¼ cups all-purpose flour
¼ cup sugar
1 tablespoon baking powder
¼ teaspoon salt
1 egg, beaten
1 cup buttermilk
1 cup whole milk
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
1 tablespoon honey

For pimento cheese-burgers
1 gallon vegetable oil, for frying
1 pound ground chuck (15-20 percent fat content), chilled
1 ¼ teaspoons kosher salt
¼ teaspoon freshly ground pepper
1 egg, beaten
½ cup pimento cheese

Special equipment
Deep fryer
Deep try thermometer
6 popsicle sticks or other thick wooden sticks to skewer cheeseburger corndogs

PREPARATION
Set aside about 2 tablespoons of vegetable oil (for searing beef later on) then pour the gallon of vegetable oil into a deep fryer or large heavy pot and heat it to 350°F.

For the batter: In a large bowl, combine cornmeal, flour, sugar, baking powder and salt. Stir to mix with a fork, then add the beaten egg, buttermilk, milk, oil, and honey. Stir with a wooden spoon until combined.

For the corndogs: Mix ground chuck, egg, salt, and pepper in a medium mixing bowl and mix until evenly combined. Divide the meat beef mixture into 6 equal portions.

On a large tray or baking sheet, flatten each portion of meat into a rectangle roughly 3 inches wide, 4 inches long, and ½-inch thick. Spoon a tablespoon of pimento cheese onto each rectangle and shape it into a straight, thin line down the middle of the rectangle, leaving about ¼ inch at each end. Roll the rectangles of meat into hot dog-shaped tubes so the pimento cheese is in the middle, and pinch at the ends. Be sure that none of the cheese is visible.

Heat 2 tablespoons canola oil a large skillet over high heat. When the oil is almost smoking, turn the heat down to medium-high, and lay the shaped patties down in the skillet, making sure they're not touching. Cook, without touching, until the underside of the meat is completely cooked and starting to brown, about 3 minutes. Flip the patties and cook until the meat is cooked through, about 3 minutes. Transfer cooked patties to a paper towel-lined plate, and refrigerate for 15 minutes.

Fill a large cup ¾ of the way with cornmeal batter. (The cup should be at least 5-inches tall and wide enough to easily dip the meat sticks into it.)

When the cooked meat sticks have cooled slightly, skewer each with a popsicle stick through the center, being sure to leave at least 2 inches of the stick hanging out at the end.

When you are ready to fry, set your cup of cornmeal batter near the fryer. Line a baking sheet with paper towels to set the cheeseburger corndogs on when they are finished frying.

Dip a cheeseburger corndog into the cup of batter, holding it by the end of the popsicle stick and coating it completely with batter. Dip the battered cheeseburger corndog immediately into the fryer, submerging the dog completely but still holding the popsicle stick with your hand. Fry, spinning it occasionally, until the dog is a deep golden brown evenly. Transfer to the paper towel-lined tray, and repeat the process with the remaining cheeseburger corndogs, refilling the cup with batter as it empties.

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19 Aug 18:34

Louis the French Bulldog Persistently Attempts to Rest His Head On His Human’s Moving Leg

by Lori Dorn

The only thing that Louis, a rescued french bulldog, wants to do is to rest his weary head on his human Samantha‘s warm leg, but it just keeps moving. Despite the challenge, Louis creeps persistently along with Samantha’s leg until he finally gets what he wants. And after the year he’s had, this little guy deserves it.

Louis is a rescue French Bulldog from Short Mugs Rescue Squad out of Houston Texas. He lives with me, Samantha, in Dallas Texas. He came to me as a hospice foster dog, with a diagnosis of end stage heartworms and possibly cancer. We made the tough decision to try to cure his heartworms with “super slow kill”, or just giving him heartguard monthly to kill off the baby heartworms, while the adults died naturally. We did this for one year and he seemed ok throughout the process. At his recent x-ray (04/14) we are happy to report that there are NO signs of heartworms in this little guy. What they thought was cancer was actually just the heartworms throwing the xray. He’s a trooper! I officially adopted him April of 2013, even with his cancer/heartworm hospice situation, because he is the most precious, loving, squishy frenchie boy I’ve ever seen.

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19 Aug 18:19

Mensch Montana Storm Ruins Rick Springfield Concert, Frees Alpacas

by Dennis Mersereau on The Vane, shared by Lacey Donohue to Gawker

Chaos and relief erupted at a county fair in Montana over the weekend after a severe thunderstorm tore down two crowded tents and stopped a Rick Springfield concert from happening. The storm also set free a majestic herd of alpacas, bless its heart.

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