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08 May 22:26

Lifelong Michigander here. I can confirm. The Great Lakes are fucking awesome.

daja-the-hypnokitten:

itsdetachable:

traegorn:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

plaguedocboi:

ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!

On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.

Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.

that last paragraph only applies to Lake Superior, the northernmost Great Lake! to be fair though, Superior is bigger than all of the other Great Lakes combined.

and that’s not to say that the other Great Lakes aren’t equally dangerous! each of these things earned the ‘Great’ descriptor for a reason, and the only reason they aren’t all classified as inland seas is because they’re not salty.

Lake Michigan in particular is really good at creating waterlogged corpses and hiding them in weird places, and every single Great Lake is full of shipwrecks and ghost stories.

and you know what? 10/10 I would let these things eat me anyways.

be aware!

fun optional addition, LAKE SUPERIOR VS THE EAST COAST

you could drown an entire small country in this thing

I love the great lakes so much. As someone who grew up in Chicago and Milwaukee, it’s always funny watching someone whose never seen them before be shocked at how big they are. 😆

Lake Michigan My Beloved ❤️

(Tbh Lake Michigan is probably why I was never really impressed by the ocean when I was a kid in Cali. Oh, water that stretches farther than you can see with big waves? Yeah we got that back home)

And Lake Superior has all these lighthouses! There’s a lovely little town called Bayfield that I have a deep love for, and you can tour these islands with all the lighthouses. And some people even kayak through natural tunnels going under the Apostle Islands!

(photo not mine, taken from this blog post)

I love Bayfield very much, and if you want to see Lake Superior, I can’t recommend the Apostle Islands enough. It’s absolutely gorgeous up there.

Lifelong Michigander here. I can confirm. The Great Lakes are fucking awesome.

08 May 05:19

I’ve never loved anyone as much as I love Ursula Le Guin

scorchroots:

I’ve never loved anyone as much as I love Ursula Le Guin

08 May 05:16

Gonna wait til the weekend to do my stupid flex because I don’t wanna do it on a work night but…

Cary

We used to always have everclear in the lab because it is really good for electroplating and is easier to get than lab-supply pure ethanol.

gunsandfireandshit:

inthesensethat:

lmao WEAK it’s literally just “take a shot no react”

I thought it was a chug but this is child’s play, I’ll get a bottle this weekend just to show off what I *actually* learned at College Park (pro tip, you literally have to have something to drink inside a couple of seconds because 190 proof WILL give you chemical burns in your mouth and throat)

Gonna wait til the weekend to do my stupid flex because I don’t wanna do it on a work night but yeah, look what I found

08 May 05:13

sunflowers-and-vangogh: bone-collector-crypti...

sunflowers-and-vangogh:

bone-collector-cryptid:

twofingerswhiskey:

m4r5h-deactivated20230823:

glassgallows:

natache:

Anyway here’s some additions from the Maasai and Kikuyu, two grassy plain-dwelling groups from Eastern Africa that I think count as unfuckwithable

Feel like Poland should be included since we’re literally called “people of the fields” according to the etymology of Poland.

Also look at her GO

I’m Métis, here’s some of ours! You’ll notice it looks remarkably similar to the above.

We also have some less intricate clothing (if it looks a bit Victorian to you - that’s pretty much the right era for most of this!)

Can’t believe no one’s done it yet I will be the person to add the cowboys: Latin American focus.

Here is the Chilean huaso:

Gauchos, from primarily Argentina where they’re a large national symbol close to the level of cowboys in the US. Also gauchos are in Uruguay.  Their pants are called bombachas and the other garment wrapped around them are called chiripas.  They work in grasslands called pampas, known for being really fertile:

While they’re not as dressed up as the others or have as prominent of a culture, for a broader Latin American cowboy context, I feel like also adding llaneros, who are from Colombia and Venezuela, in the llanos region, a type of tropical grassland similar to the pampas, hence the name llanero. Pampas get annual flooding and these guys would go barefoot a lot, and you can see that the stirrup on the horse’s saddle is really different than what you’re probably used to seeing, to accommodate for that, which is what I want to point out as an aspect of plains cultures developing clothing/accessories/tools to suit the environment. 

Cowboy culture happened wherever Spanish colonial influence and grassland biomes came together.  They differ based on the grasslands having different climates (ex tropical in South America), and the local indigenous influence (ex, backtracking to gauchos, they would use this tool called bolas to catch animals, which were basically two balls tied to a string that you threw and it spun around an animals legs, and were an indigenous invention):

I would love to keep posting cowboy dress lol but will stick to the post’s theme of grassland of course.  

Adding to the post, I, hereby, present people of Kalash and Chitral:

Chitral means ‘field’ in the native language Khowar. Both Chitralis and people of Kalash are known to be indigenous people of Asia.

07 May 21:08

Well…. Fuck

by luisonte
Cary

I assume the footage was found after the spring thaw...

07 May 16:52

Amaury the chocolate guy has done it again

chocolate-guy-compilations:

whenflowersfade:

bellemyers:

Amaury the chocolate guy has done it again

SIR YOU GAVE IT A PULL TAB OPEN

WHY WAS THE CAN OPENER NECESSARY

It’s best not to question the chocolate guy, lest it drive you to insanity…..

07 May 04:16

@nathanwpyle

lizsmokesloud:

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn’t stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

07 May 04:12

memes-hoarder:

06 May 23:00

mckitterick: The Stunning Astronomical Beadwork of Native...









mckitterick:

The Stunning Astronomical Beadwork of Native Artist Margaret Nazon

Margaret Nazon has spent the past decade building intricate beadwork depictions of outer space. The colorful artworks balance representational and stylized aesthetics set on black fabric backgrounds to depict galaxies, planets, nebulae, and other astronomical phenomena.

Initially inspired by Hubble space telescope images, Nazon’s celestial renderings are part of a lifelong interest in beading. In an interview with Glenbow, the artist shared that she began beading at age 10, but found the density of traditional beadwork to be tedious.

The abstract nature of celestial images allows Nazon to be more interpretive and incorporate different materials like caribou bones and willow seeds that have location-specific or cultural significance. Nazon is Tsiigehtchic, part of the Gwich’in community in what is now the Northwest Territories of Canada. The artist explained that because she is retired, she is able to dedicate significant time to beading, and often rises at 4:30am to begin working. Nazon plans to continue experimenting, including merging her abstract beadwork with her seamstress skills to create artfully embellished apparel.

Nazon’s artwork was most recently exhibited at Glenbow in a group show, Cosmos, and A Beaded Universe at Prince of Wales Northern Heritage Centre. You can read more about her in the Glenbow interview, and explore Nazon’s portfolio on her website.

source article: X

06 May 22:18

my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it’s becoming a problem. every time something in…

my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it’s becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.

it’s a beautiful bonding activity, but the “creative” fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that’s just the kitchen.

it’s all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it’s a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don’t pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don’t move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords

06 May 22:13

anneemay: ALT View on Twitter

06 May 22:09

Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got…

Cary

Always loved when I lived in Burbank and had a 5 min commute where I knew the traffic light timing... There would always be that car that would whip by and get stuck at the light and then I'd just roll up as it turned green, but then they'd whip by me halfway through the block and repeat the cycle several times.

dredsina:

Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

06 May 21:41

“back in top form”

posttexasstressdisorder:

mysharona1987:

Bravo, Onion…back in top form.

“back in top form”

06 May 21:09

I have a lot to say about Jeannie Epper. Most of all, I loved her. I always felt that we understood…

I have a lot to say about Jeannie Epper. Most of all, I loved her. I always felt that we understood and appreciated one another.

After all, it was the 70s. We were united in the way that women had to be in order to thrive in a man’s world, through mutual respect, intellect and collaboration.

Jeannie was a vanguard who paved the way for all other stuntwomen who came after. Just as Diana was Wonder Woman, Jeannie Epper was also a Wonder Woman.

She is so beautiful to me. Jeannie, I will miss you.

06 May 21:04

Y el premio a la madre del año es para…

by luisonte
Cary

genius

06 May 20:58

Astronomy I-

shortgremlinman:

beowulf22121:

anon-e-has-a-tmblr:

sub-at-omicsteminist:

Astronomy I-

Archaeology: it is mandatory, it is ritualic.

Fun fact about archeology!

if it’s a rock and you lick it, your tongue got a little dirty.

If it’s a bone, it sticks to your tongue.

Bones remember being inside a body where they could be wet all the time, and they want to return to that state.

Cheers science side of Tumblr. Never say that again though

06 May 18:28

Russian deputies being shown Skibidi toilet at the St. Petersburg legislative assembly deciding on…

gougerre:

Russian deputies being shown Skibidi toilet at the St. Petersburg legislative assembly deciding on whether or not to ban it.

06 May 17:50

You can! Or at least it worked on mine. It’s a Burt’s Bees spray. Deebs and Dot don’t mind being…

kactusnz:

copperbadge:

The cryptids love being brushed, and they’ve discovered that if they catch me at the sink in the morning, combing my hair, I’ll give them a quick comb as well. For several months now I’ve emerged from the shower every day to two impatient cats yelling for their morning salon styling. I got them a smaller, finer-toothed comb than mine, and they know which one is theirs and get excited when I pick it up.

Polk has also been suffering from dry skin, so I bought a bottle of spray moisturizer for cats, and every morning I spray their comb with moisturizer and then give them a brushing. It does make their coats very soft and Polk is less itchy all the time. But what I’ve realized is that aside from the shower, combing my hair is really the only morning toilette I do. I don’t use product, but my cats do.

Which means, functionally, that my cats now have a more extensive morning beauty routine than I do.

[ID: Two photos; the first shows Dearborn the tortie, lying on the sofa amid heaps of pillows, lit by the sun and looking a little wild. The second shows just the face of Polk the tabby as she crouches on the duvet, peering out from under a pair of grey striped pajamas she has nestled into. They both look like they have very soft, sleek fur, because they do.]

first of all: YOU CAN MAKE CATS EVEN SOMFTER??!!

Second: someone post the @shitpostsampler ‘morning beauté routine’ pattern

You can! Or at least it worked on mine. It’s a Burt’s Bees spray. Deebs and Dot don’t mind being sprayed with it but they don’t love it either, so I just spritz it onto the comb and then groom them with the damp comb.

Here is madam Dearborn awaiting her daily grooming.

“Dad, pick up the comb. Pick up the comb, dad.”

[ID: A photograph of Dearborn the tortie, standing on the bathroom sink; she is looking up past the camera, waiting impatiently for her morning comb. The comb itself and the bottle of anti-dander moisturizing spray are visible, out of focus, in the background.]

06 May 02:50

As someone that has grown up surrounded by beaches and done surf life saving, I know how the sea works. Lots of people dont. Every summer multiple tourists die here because they don’t respect the sea, if you’re going to the coast, here’s a thing I saw on Facebook.

Cary

Probably one of the better explanations of rip currents that I have seen

roach-works:

fremedon:

loving-n0t-heyting:

robotsandfrippary:

i-amneveralone:

papi-chulo-seb:

wow.

reblogging for all of us that grew up in land locked states, then visit the ocean and are used to just plunging into a lake.

These are not unique to the sea btw. Rip tides are also a danger in other large bodies of water, like the Great Lakes

I had heard of rip tides, but I would never have guessed they were the calm-looking part. If I had been looking for a safe space to wade, I would have avoided all of the white parts (turbulent! terrifying!) and gone straight for the rip.

lake michigan has rip tides and strong currents and also the highest kill count of all of them because people think of superior and huron as The Scary Ones. lake michigan has beautiful beaches along very big cities, and eats tourists like popcorn. do not underestimate lakes, but particularly not the great lakes.

06 May 02:42

berenswick: danielledreamsthedayaway: adulthoodisokay: tariqah...



berenswick:

danielledreamsthedayaway:

adulthoodisokay:

tariqah:

kittychan-sings-enka:

presented without commentary or apology

Why OP

slam that fucking unmute button

🙌💛🙆

“I know I’ve heard this before. Is this from an anime or someth-OH FUCK!”

06 May 02:25

A farewell to a fine musician- politician...

by Jim Heffernan
Cary

Awww, the Funtimes have ended....
The family had a show on local TV, The Chmielewski Funtime -- 30 minutes of Polka.

Florian Chmielewski, 2017 Polka Party
Jamie Lund/ Duluth Media Group File
Written by By Jim Heffernan for the DuluthNewsTribune/5-4-24

 I hate politics. I love politics. Depends on the day and the politician.

 

I spent the last decades of my full-time career at this newspaper working on the opinion/editorial page. In that job you meet every area and state politician holding elective office or running for one — Congress, state government, city government, county government, school boards. Never met a dog catcher I didn’t like. 


They all come to the newspaper at the paper’s invitation to submit to what we call endorsement interviews. These result in the newspaper, just before elections, telling readers which candidates the editors think would serve best in the jobs they are seeking, not telling readers how to vote.

 

You knew that — at least I hope you did — but I wanted to reiterate it to explain how I met virtually every upper Midwest politician (we covered northern Wisconsin too) in the last two decades of the 20th century and early in the 21st.

 

One of my favorites was Florian Chmielewski, who died recently at age 97. Florian used to stop by the paper and talk to us quite frequently when he was a DFL state senator representing a district south of Duluth. (I call him by his first name because that’s how we related with most of the politicians until they got elected to a really high post such as governor, although I’m not sure we didn’t call Governor Perpich Rudy or Congressman Oberstar Jim.)

 

Of course, most people remember Chmielewski as a consummate accordion player and leader of a family-plus polka band with a popular television show. A man of many talents.

 

Just about everybody’s seen him perform at one time or another, in person or on TV. Not everyone had the opportunity to talk public policy with him when he was a state senator. He was particularly learned in the area of health care, among other issues I recall discussing with him. Very dedicated.

 

Serious stuff, but that broad smile seldom left his face. That is how I prefer to remember him. That and how he tied his ties. No knot, but rather a regular tie arranged like a cravat. 

 

One time I happened to be visiting the hilltop studios of WDIO-TV when they were taping a segment of his TV show Chmielewski Funtime, Florian out front pumping that accordion.

 

Suddenly one of the technicians said something had gone wrong with their recording equipment — they were filming the band but not picking up any sound. What were they going to do? I was told it didn’t matter, they’d just fill the soundtrack with past recordings of the group, not attempting to match the particular song with what was filmed being played. Hmmm.

 

I’m not much of a polka fan but I hope they included “Just Because.” It’s a classic: “Just because you think you’re so pretty,/Just because you think you’re so smart,/Just because you think you’ve got something/That nobody else has got./You cause me to spend all my money,/You laugh and call me Old Santa Claus;/Well I’m tellin’ you, baby, I’m through with you,/Because, just because.”

 

Smile, you’re on Chmielewski Funtime.

 

I recall often seeing the Funtime ensemble roll by on a flatbed truck in the annual Moose Lake July 4 parade. (“I don’t want her,/You can have her/She’s too fat for me…” — another old non-P.C. polka they might have played.)

 

I almost did Florian a disservice one time when he was running for re-election to the Minnesota Senate, where he served for just over a quarter of a century. All of the candidates we interviewed for various offices would emphasize, in their endorsement interviews, that they were “committed” to various things: committed to lower taxes, committed to better roads, committed to education, and so on.

 

One election cycle when Florian came in for his interview, he emphasized that he was seeking to help the city of Moose Lake with its plans for a new high school, among many other things.

 

People of a certain age will recall that Moose Lake was once best known for what can politely be called a mental health facility located there, although for years it was often impolitely referred to as an “insane asylum,” which sounds politically incorrect today. It has since taken on an entirely different role.

 

In any event, in writing a newspaper endorsement for Florian, I emphasized his efforts to help Moose Lake, but I inadvertently headlined it: “Chmielewski committed to Moose Lake.”

 

Fortunately, that never saw print. Until today.

 

Sad to see Florian is gone. He kept going with the music well into his 90s, always broadly smiling and seeming to be singing, “Roll out the barrel, and we’ll have a barrel of fun,/roll out the barrel, we’ve got the blues on the run.”

 

But not this week: His funeral is Tuesday in Sturgeon Lake, where he lived.

 

Jim Heffernan is a former Duluth News Tribune news and opinion writer and continues as a columnist. He can be reached at jimheffernan@jimheffernan.org and maintains a blog at www.jimheffernan.org. 

06 May 02:14

Oh my goodness, the woodpecker 😆 (other two are Oriole and female Grosbeak)

Cary

I recall mom putting out jelly for the orioles when I was a kid, but don't recall any other birds visiting it.
Love the woodpecker trying to intimidate others with its tongue

ostdrossel:

Oh my goodness, the woodpecker 😆 (other two are Oriole and female Grosbeak)

05 May 18:30

can-i-make-image-descriptions:

corantus:

this is like no joke the most accurate summary of peanuts ive ever seen

[Image ID: Tweet from @/ topherflorence on Aug 17, 2019 reading: peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like “suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life” and then the dog does a skateboard trick /End ID]

05 May 18:21

vintage-tigre:

Cary

It Me

04 May 23:20

elodieunderglass: vladimir-polishko: “Thirs...

elodieunderglass:

vladimir-polishko:

“Thirsty ratsnake” sounds like a roast but it can also be a guy

04 May 23:03

We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

gigilefache:

blackbackedjackal:

blackbackedjackal:

We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

At my parents place with 2 children watching YT on tablets and 2 adults watching tiktoks and reels on their phones and trying not to summon a comically sized Loony Toons hammer out of my back pocket to smash them all.

I’m rebloging this twice im tired of people not wearing headphones when watching videos in public. It’s basic etiquette to wear headphones in public when you listen to things.

04 May 00:18

Pumping open a stomach with the boys

Cary

Niece got some small geodes for a birthday and my friend and I helped her crack them open... When water came out of one, my friend and I both reflexively dipped our finger in it for a taste (we didn't get sick)

jordisstigander:

moodbig:

lokiago:

prismatic-bell:

disturbedtomparis:

babyfoxcollectionthings:

…..you know I would like to thank @voyoock for this reply because tbh I kind of wanted to break one of these open and taste it myself.

Just think, these stones contain the water from ancient seas from millenia ago, and a well educated scholar STILL couldn’t resist their pull. Not one of us is immune to the siren call of ancient tide pods.

cracking open an old one with the boys

Pumping open a stomach with the boys

04 May 00:14

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at…

ellielaine:

azem-ghale:

caoten:

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

Holy shit did that take a turn

03 May 18:20

For 2 days in a row I have seen this little guy removing leaves from my plant and eating them until…

kaijuno:

For 2 days in a row I have seen this little guy removing leaves from my plant and eating them until he passes out. He’s missing an ear, so he may be self-medicating his PTSD, but still, I think it’s time for an intervention.

I’ll let him sleep this time, but when he wakes up, we’ll have a serious talk.

03 May 18:11

andmaybegayer: nobrashfestivity:William Hays, Cirrus Sky,...

Cary

I've only ever done 2-color woodcuts (and it is getting close to 40 yrs since I have done one) -- I can't imagine the time/effort to produce this one



andmaybegayer:

nobrashfestivity:

William Hays, Cirrus Sky, Woodblock print