"This is JoeJoe the Capybara, enjoys baths and hanging out with baby ducks." [via]
In addition to his YouTube Channel, Joe has an instagram account and a Facebook page.

Christopher.kantoswhy are these animals in your bathtub.
"This is JoeJoe the Capybara, enjoys baths and hanging out with baby ducks." [via]
In addition to his YouTube Channel, Joe has an instagram account and a Facebook page.

Christopher.kantosadults are such assholes. I love it.
Christopher.kantosRatatouille less cute IRL
Is this a restaurant? Bonus points for the unintentional Minecraft mobs sound effects.
Christopher.kantoswhat's happening.

Christopher.kantosGonna pick up a copy of Space Raptor Butt Invasion after work today.

For the second year in a row, a bunch of disgruntled "conservative" sf readers and writers are attempting to destroy science fiction's Hugo Awards by nominating slates of works that are, variously: rabid racist tracts; works by their ideological opponents; tepid military sf; works by bystanders; and weird porn by Chuck Tingle, a master of the form, who has nothing to do with any of this.
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It's presumably OK to eat a banana in a seductive fashion in China. But the official word is out that live-streaming the act is now forbidden.
The move is the authorities' latest attempt to clamp down on "inappropriate and erotic" online content. In April, the Ministry of Culture announced it was investigating a number of popular live-streaming platforms for allegedly hosting pornographic or violent content that "harms social morality". News of the banana ban has prompted thousands of users to chime in on Chinese social media.
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Christopher.kantosall these are very real threats in my office.

Not only will you be too terrified to ever get a job after watching this 1994 United Safety Council workplace safety video called Will You Be Here Tomorrow?, there’s also a good chance you’ll be too scared to ever actually leave your home. Neither Freddy Krueger nor Jason were ever as scary as the apparent horrors lurking in the average factory.
Christopher.kantosyou guys like this guy so it's an obligatory share right
Christopher.kantosminnesota is weird.
Christopher.kantosspeaking of nuts.
Putting weed in Nutella sounds like the perfect way to add the incr- to your edible, and a visionary entrepreneur in Canada has done exactly that with a product named Chrontella.
Vice says the knockoff spread is packed with 300 milligrams of cannabis extract. Prices aren't available online, but a jar reportedly runs $23 (possibly in Canadian dollars) and, by some kind of very generous math, purports to contain merely three servings. Suffice it to say recipes dreamed up late at night could get inter-r-r-esting on this stuff.
The company is peddling a couple other infused spoofs, too:
A photo posted by incredible edibles (@chrontella) on
Solid work, fellas, but just a word of advice: Stay away from the Hershey's clones.
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Filed Under: edibles, chrontella, nutella, pot

Randall Monroe’s XKCD does a stellar job of explaining scientific concepts while also making people laugh. So, it makes a surprising amount of sense for those comics to find their way into high school textbooks.
Christopher.kantosterrifying
In the name of science, one brave man has finally decided to answer the question of whether molten copper can do what has so far been impossible for nature to achieve: destroy one of McDonald's seemingly invincible burgers.
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Filed Under: video feed, big mac, important science experiments, mcdonald's

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I INSIST THAT YOU NOT."
Too late. You're pledged, pup!
The United States faces a global competitiveness crisis that, if not addressed, will put our nation at a strategic disadvantage for decades to come. In just a few years, there will be 1.8 million jobs unfilled in our nation because we don’t have enough individuals trained with the necessary technical skills to fill them. Read MoreChristopher.kantosMy calendar isn't busy enough to justify this, but I like the idea.
Last year, What Watch introduced its Stop the Time watch, which offered a minimalistic flourish of smart technology on top of a classic wrist-worn timepiece. The idea was to purposely limit the feature set, freeing users from data overload through a...

Mark Allen Thornton, a PhD candidate at Harvard's Social Cognitive and Affective Neuroscience Lab built this wonderfully addictive Interactive Simulation of Collective Animal Behavior in Swarms/Flocks. You can tweak everything from the number of swarmers to distance between them to the randomness of their movement.
(via r/internetisbeautiful)
Christopher.kantosthis is terrific.
Christopher.kantosthank you.
If you've ever pulled a door that you should have pushed, you're not alone. Vox and 99% Invisible collaborated on this video about bad door design. I read Don Norman's The Design of Everyday Things just as I was starting my design career and it probably had more influence than anything in how I approached designing for the web. (via @ophelea23)
Tags: design Don Norman videoChristopher.kantosIt all makes sense now.

Why does United States President Barack Obama have a soft spot for homosexuals? Because he was a gay hooker in the '80s, reports Mary Lou Bruner, a Republican candidate for the Texas State Board of Education.
"That’s how he paid for his drugs. He has admitted he was addicted to drugs when he was young and he is sympathetic with homosexuals; but he hasn’t come out of the closet about his own homosexual/bisexual background."
This is only one tread among many in the bright tapestry of Bruner's moral rug.
Meanwhile, “Climate change has nothing to do with weather or climate, it’s all about system change from capitalism (free enterprise) to Socialism-Communism. The Climate Change HOAX was Karl Marx’s idea. It took time to ‘condition’ the people so they would believe such a HOAX!”
Salon's article offers a smorgasbord of similarly spectacular Republicans from the Lone Star State.
A drunk monkey turned "belligerent" at a bar in Brazil, reports Arede, grabbing a knife, pursuing patrons and climbing onto the roof.
After the tiny primate—said to live at the bar—downed a glass of rum and armed itself, firefighters had to be called to subdue it. The monkey was later released to the wild, according to the report, but was spotted menacing homeowners on the outskirts of town. After recapture, local authorities now plan to move the monkey to the Brazilian Institute of Environment and Renewable Natural Resources for evaluation.

The internet has some dark corners, there’s no denying that. But how could humanity ever carry on without a tool that lets us share a brilliant video of a man in an inflatable T-rex costume riding a horse kicking a giant soccer ball? Lets make sure we never do anything to endanger the world wide web, because how else could we possibly survive Wednesday afternoons without it?
Wait? What? There are only 4 remaining phone booths in Manhattan? Why do I feel sad about this? (Don’t mistake with payphone, we are talking, actual phone BOOTHS)
Christopher.kantosinteresting.
If you’ve ever found peering over a friend’s shoulder as they browse their Instagram more interesting than swiping through your own, or you simply want to know what today’s greatest minds waste their time viewing on the Facebook-owned photo sharing service (e.g. hmm, Musk likes NASA and nudes?), then a new app called “Being” should be your next download. The idea… Read MoreChristopher.kantosjesus.

The City of Cleveland has filed a creditor's claim against Tamir Rice's estate. Tamir Rice is the unarmed 12-year-old kid shot dead on sight by a Cleveland cop; they want his parents to pay the EMS bill for the boy's "dying expenses."
Christopher.kantosI didn't even know the fish slap was a thing but I am happy I now do.
Happy Friday, everyone. I am so glad this week is done. I have no idea what this is. But it made me happy briefly and that's enough. (via @jasonzada)
Tags: videoChristopher.kantosThis is cool. Also, Pianuis
Pianu is a website that teaches you how to play the piano interactively. I just love the internet so much!
Christopher.kantosapparently not a scam!
Christopher.kantoshow is this real life.

Unreal. Starbucks in Saudi Arabia refused to serve women. Note on their door, plus official response from company. pic.twitter.com/d4tCSqqQOv
— Muhammad Lila (@MuhammadLila) February 3, 2016
The Starbucks café in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia has a sign on the front door barring women from entering. Starbucks will accept their money, but only if the womens' "driver" places the order on their behalf.
From the Express Tribune:
The notice, in Arabic as well as English, reads, “Please no entry for ladies, only send your driver to order. Thank you.”
The Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, the most influential law enforcing authority in the Kingdom, ordered the café’s management not to admit women, according to Emirates 24/7.
Starbucks issued the following statement:
Starbucks in Saudi Arabia adheres to the local customs by providing separate entrances for families as well as single people. All our stores provide equal amenities, service, menu, and seating to men, women and families. We are working as quickly as possible as we refurbish our Jarir store, so that we may again welcome all customers in accordance with local customs.
#Starbucks store in Riyadh refused 2 serve me just because I'm a WOMAN & asked me 2 send a man instead@Starbucks pic.twitter.com/6Nj6DkOtFJ
— Manar N (@manarn8) February 1, 2016