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01 Jan 14:31

T-Mobile warns customers of second data breach in less than a year

by Chris Velazco

As if 2020 weren't bad enough, some T-Mobile customers are winding down the year with word of a data breach. According to reports from BleepingComputer and AndroidPolice, T-Mobile has within the past few days begun to notify affected subscribers of "malicious, unauthorized access" to some of their account information.

"We immediately started an investigation, with assistance from leading cybersecurity forensics experts, to determine what happened and what information was involved," the carrier said in a security notice shared with customers. "We also immediately reported this matter to federal law enforcement and are now in the process of notifying impacted customers."

Thankfully, compared to the kinds of data hackers obtained in prior attacks on the carrier and its partners, the scope of this most recent incident is considerably narrower. T-Mobile said the attack was limited to what the FCC regards as "customer proprietary network information," which can include phone numbers, the number of lines associated with the account, and potentially information about calls placed, like phone numbers called, timing and duration. The carrier further stressed that the data accessed "did not include names on the account, physical or email addresses, financial data, credit card information, social security numbers, tax ID, passwords or PINs."

In a statement provided to BleepingComputer, the carrier said that the breach affected only a small fraction -- less than 0.2 percent -- of the more than 100 million people in its subscriber base. That may not sound like many at all, but the math still works out to some 200,000 potentially affected people. More importantly, those who have been contacted by T-Mobile should do their best to stay on guard. While the data obtained may not be enough to put those people at immediate risk, it could still be used in tandem with information obtained in other leaks and data breaches to coordinate phishing attempts and social engineering attacks. (We have contacted T-Mobile for comment, and will update this story if the company responds.)

01 Jan 14:26

Greg Abbott and Ken Paxton tell Austin restaurants to defy COVID-19 order banning overnight dine-in services

by Juan Pablo Garnham
Elia Montoya serves breakfast dishes to U.S. Representative Chip Roy and his family at Juan In A Million, located in East Austin on May 1, 2020. This is the first phase of Gov. Greg Abbott’s order to gradually reopen Texas businesses during the coronavirus outbreak.
Elia Montoya serves breakfast dishes to U.S. Rep. Chip Roy and his family at Juan In A Million in East Austin in May. Credit: Bronte Wittpenn/American-Statesman via USA TODAY NETWORK/REUTERS

Gov. Greg Abbott directed restaurants to ignore local curfews — specifically in Travis County — that were implemented to mitigate the spread of the COVID-19 virus on New Year's Eve.

"To Texas restaurants. A formal statement. 'The Governor’s statewide executive order allows food establishments to be open for in-person dining on New Years Eve as authorized by the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission. They should remain open. Happy New Year!' Cheers!" Abbott wrote on Twitter at 7:39 p.m., within three hours before the Austin-area curfew was to go into effect.

"I'm not a lawyer, but... This appears to me to be a response to @KenPaxtonTX’s latest court defeat and it appears our Governor, who is a former AG and Supreme Court Justice, is telling the public to defy the ruling of a Texas District Judge. *Please* tell me I’m wrong," wrote Democratic state Rep. Chris Turner of Grand Prairie on Twitter.

In a statement issued within an hour of Abbott's tweet, Austin Mayor Steve Adler noted the city was "experiencing uncontrolled spread of the virus" and that individuals should "celebrate at home, order out and tip generously."

"We’re encouraged the District Court agreed that cities have the authority to react to local conditions and protect their residents when the state won’t," the statement added.

Earlier on Thursday, a Travis County District judge upheld Austin’s curfew restricting when restaurants and bars can serve customers during New Year's weekend, after Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton sued the city and Travis County to stop the measure.

"The Court finds the State has not demonstrated a probable right to the relief sought nor imminent and irreparable harm," said Amy Clark Meachum, presiding judge of the 201st District Court. Late Thursday night, the Texas Third Court of Appeals denied an appeal from Paxton over Meachum's ruling.

Paxton's office said Friday he was planning to ask the state Supreme Court to halt enforcement of the orders, which he called "needlessly oppressive" and "lawless."

This most recent back and forth between Austin and the state started on Tuesday: citing an increase in COVID-19 cases, Adler and Travis County Judge Andy Brown announced that dine-in food and beverage service would be restricted both indoors and outdoors from 10:30 p.m. to 6 a.m., starting Thursday and ending at 6 a.m. Sunday. The measure allowed restaurants to offer drive-thru, curbside pick-up, take out, or delivery services.

"Today’s ruling will help our community slow the spread of COVID-19, while allowing businesses to safely continue their operations through takeout, drive-thru, and delivery service options," Brown said in a statement at the time. "I encourage everyone in Travis County to order food for takeout from a local restaurant and to celebrate the New Year safely at home tonight.”

Restaurants are currently allowed to operate with occupancy limitations indoors in Texas, and more than 2,500 bars and nightclubs have reopened by converting to restaurants, offering food and committing that alcohol sales are less than half of their revenue.

The team of lawyers representing the state argued that Austin’s order contradicted the emergency orders issued by Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, which established the rules for operation of businesses and occupancy restrictions.

“There is a direct conflict here. Only one order can control and we’ve explained why the governor’s order is the one that should prevail,” said Todd Dickerson, part of the team that represented the state of Texas.

But the attorneys for the city of Austin and Travis County argued that their order is within the limits established by Abbott because it does not stop businesses from operating — it only restricts the way they provide service. Under the curfew, patrons are not ordered to leave at 10:30 p.m., but they could not be served on-site.

“It is our position that these local officials are in the best position to make the best decision for this jurisdiction,” said Travis County attorney Leslie Dippell. “In other words, one size does not fit all.”

The city and the county attorneys also asked Clark Meachum to consider the “public interest” and brought in Mark Escott, interim health authority and public health medical director for the City of Austin and Travis County, as a witness.

“The risk is not really theoretical anymore, because we saw what happened in New Orleans after Mardi Gras, we saw what happened in Boston and other places for St. Patrick’s Day,” Escott said. “Those kinds of activities surrounding special events can really create uncontrolled surge and we want to avoid that here.”

Escott said since Dec. 1, COVID hospital admissions are up 127% and ICU bed occupancy has increased 94% in Austin and Travis County.

Previously, Abbott tweeted that Adler didn’t have authority to issue a local order.

“My executive order stops cities like Austin from arbitrarily shutting down businesses,” he said. “The city has a responsibility to enforce existing orders, not make new ones.”

Earlier this week, the Texas Restaurant Association called on Austin businesses to follow Abbott’s guidance and said that “a curfew is not allowed.”

“Restaurants are deeply invested within their communities, and so they continue to do all they can to prevent the spread of COVID-19, often at tremendous cost,” the organization said on Twitter. “Closing indoor dining will not prevent holiday celebrations; it will simply move them from highly regulated businesses into completely unregulated spaces at a critical time in our COVID-19 response.”

El Paso County has also ordered a similar curfew for this weekend, as it did for Thanksgiving and Christmas. The county has banned all social activities — including restaurant dine-in services — from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. between Dec. 30 and Jan. 4 but allows take out and drive-thru service. After he set the Thanksgiving curfew, El Paso County Judge Ricardo Samaniego said that he took action after what he said was a “favorable” discussion with Abbott’s office and a representative from the Texas Attorney General’s office.

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has warned Americans to avoid crowds and poorly ventilated indoor spaces and recommended that people stay at home for New Year's Eve or celebrate virtually.

Shannon Najmabadi contributed reporting to this story.


Disclosure: Steve Adler, a former Texas Tribune board chair, and the Texas Restaurant Association have been financial supporters of the Tribune, a nonprofit, nonpartisan news organization that is funded in part by donations from members, foundations and corporate sponsors. Financial supporters play no role in the Tribune's journalism. Find a complete list of them here.

01 Jan 14:21

Eligible Texans can’t get answers about the COVID-19 vaccine. It’s not clear who — if anyone — has them.

by Shawn Mulcahy, Dan Rosenzweig-Ziff and Abby Livingston
A patient received a COVID-19 vaccine at DHR Edinburg Conference Center. Dec. 19, 2020.
Vague messaging from state health officials left Texans who were desperate to get vaccinated without clear answers of where and how they schedule a vaccination. Credit: Jason Garza for The Texas Tribune

On Dec. 22, Gov. Greg Abbott sat in a conference room at the Ascension Seton Medical Center in Austin and rolled up his sleeve for the cameras. A nurse pricked a dose of Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine into his left arm and state officials and hospital staff in the room applauded.

Abbott then threw up his arms: “It’s that easy,” he said.

The event was a celebration of a major milestone in the battle against the coronavirus. Although cases were still mounting in Texas and new hospitalizations were climbing, 1.4 million health care workers and vulnerable Texans were set to receive the vaccine by the end of 2020, Abbott said, with millions more to come soon after.

But in the days since that celebration, getting that vaccine to the people eligible to receive it has proven far from easy. The vaccine’s rollout has been marred by poor messaging from state officials, technical errors and logistical delays.

As the final hours of 2020 ticked away, it was unclear whether anyone in the state knew how many doses of the vaccine had been administered here. And after state officials had expressed concern that vaccines were going unused and urged providers to give them to anyone who was eligible, many who met the qualifications were finding it difficult — if not impossible — to track down anyone with vaccines to give. Many counties asked Texans to sign up via an iPhone application or through an online registry, and some elder Texans are finding those technologies onerous.

The confusion left medical experts and people urgently awaiting the vaccine frustrated and questioning how the state would be able to handle smoothly administering vaccines to a population of nearly 30 million in the coming months.

“All of this seems to have been avoidable if it had been properly thought through,” said state Rep. Donna Howard, D-Austin.

Mixed messages and confusion

State officials never planned to administer the vaccines themselves. Instead, a state panel would set their own eligibility guidelines based on recommendations from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. State officials would allocate an appropriate number of vaccine doses to providers, such as pharmacies, doctor’s offices, hospitals and medical clinics. The providers would receive shipments from the federal government.

Shipments of the vaccine first began arriving at Texas hospitals on Dec. 14. The limited supply, under Phase 1A of the state’s rollout, was reserved for front-line health care workers and residents and staff members of nursing homes and other long-term care facilities, which have been decimated by the virus. State officials estimated there were 1.9 million Texans eligible in that first tier.

One week later, on Dec. 21, Dr. John Hellerstedt, commissioner of the Texas Department of State Health Services, announced that Texans 65 and older and people who are at least 16 with certain medical conditions, would be next in line. Health officials said it would likely be at least a few weeks before that group, referred to as Phase 1B, could receive their vaccinations.

But two days later, Hellerstedt moved up the timeline. The state’s vaccine tracking system, ImmTrac2, reported “a significant portion of vaccine in Texas may not be administered yet,” according to a letter he sent to health care providers that had received shipments of the vaccine. Hellerstedt directed providers to “administer their entire allotment with all deliberate speed.” At the time, DSHS spokesperson Chris Van Deusen said the Dec. 23 letter was meant to encourage providers not to wait until everyone in the 1A group had been vaccinated before moving on to the 1B group.

Abbott gave a similar message on Tuesday. In a tweet, he suggested that an excess supply of vaccine was available and criticized providers for not moving quickly enough to administer it.

"A significant portion of vaccines distributed across Texas might be sitting on hospital shelves as opposed to being given to vulnerable Texans," he said.

That same day, Hellerstedt directed providers to “immediately vaccinate” all eligible Texans, including those in the 1B group. State data showed at the time that just 136,700 people had been vaccinated with at least one dose of the vaccine, a fraction of doses reportedly available. Earlier, state health officials said 1.4 million doses were allocated to providers across the state before the end of the year, but by then their allocation estimate had decreased to 1.2 million.

The state data suggested that there was an ample supply of vaccine — enough to expand eligibility to the 1B group weeks ahead of time. But in reality — as thousands of Texans would soon discover — doses of the vaccine remained in short supply.

Carrie Williams, a spokesperson for the Texas Hospital Association, challenged Abbott’s claim that there was an excess inventory of vaccines, saying the industry is moving as fast as possible.

“We are certainly not sitting on vaccine,” Williams said. “Vaccine is not sitting on hospital shelves.”

Vague messaging from state health officials left Texans who were desperate to get vaccinated without clear answers of where and how they schedule a vaccination. Many frantically called pharmacies, where they get their flu shots, for help.

Marie Theresa Hernandez, who is over 65 and a professor of world cultures and literatures at the University of Houston, said a new surge in COVID-19 cases has put her and her family on edge. In recent days, the vaccine confusion added another layer of stress: false hope.

Earlier this week, her adult children in Austin and London were led to believe over social media that vaccinations were easily available in her home of Fort Bend County. But after two days of calling around, Hernandez could not find anyone who could give her one.

"We're all kind of in limbo,” she said.

But mostly, she misses her grandchildren in London.

"We didn't get to see them this year because of COVID," she said. "We were hoping then maybe with the vaccine we could go a little sooner than later and now, it's like, we have no idea."

Pharmacies like CVS and H-E-B say they are still focusing on vaccinating medical workers or people in long-term care facilities. They don’t have enough doses to vaccinate the general population, they said.

Dya Campos, H-E-B’s director of government affairs, said Thursday the grocery chain’s pharmacies have the capacity to administer around 100,000 doses of vaccine each week. Just a week after receiving its first shipment of 28,000 doses of vaccine, the company has administered or scheduled every single dose. Now it’s left waiting for the state to tell it both how much vaccine it will receive in its next shipment and when that shipment will arrive.

Right now, across its hundreds of Texas stores, it has none. Customers who call the H-E-B pharmacies receive pre-recorded answers saying they are not yet distributing vaccines to the general public.

“We are prepared to vaccinate more Texans, and we are just waiting to see how much allocation we're going to get on a weekly basis,” Campos said.

This uncertainty makes it nearly impossible to schedule people in the next phase. Once H-E-B does get more doses, Campos said eligible customers will be able to schedule a time to get their vaccine on the website or by calling. Eventually, if the pharmacy has enough doses, it hopes to accept walk-ins.

CVS, which plans to spend the next three months focusing on vaccinating 275,000 residents and staff at 2,000 long-term care facilities in Texas, is also not yet opening up vaccine appointments to the general public.

When that does happen — John Fratamico, a CVS district leader in Texas, said this could occur in March — customers will sign up for what Fratamico called a “round-trip ticket.” Using the pharmacy’s website or app, or a 1-800 number, eligible Texans will schedule both the first and second doses of the vaccine on a first-come-first-serve basis.

“In all our lifetime, think about it, nothing like this has ever come up,” Fratamico said.

Because CVS is focusing on long-term care facilities for the next few months, Fratamico said they will wait to figure out those plans with the state for the general public until closer to then.

In the meantime, CVS and H-E-B, as well as many other pharmacies, are inundated with questions from Texans wondering how and when they can get vaccinated.

Debbie Garza, the chief executive of Texas Pharmacy Association, cautioned that as hard as pharmacists are working to get this vaccine out, fielding calls could delay the process.

“This takes a lot of pharmacy staff time to explain over the phone,” Garza said.

CVS is encouraging its customers to download its app, which will send a push notification once they are eligible to schedule appointments.

Hospitals, many of which are waiting on shipments of the vaccine, are also being overwhelmed by calls from the general public seeking the vaccine. Williams, the spokesperson with the Texas Hospital Association, said this “creates further operational challenges” for hospitals flooded with COVID-19 patients.

On Thursday, the final day of an unprecedented year, more than 12,200 Texans were hospitalized with COVID-19, breaking a record for the fourth straight day. Texas' seven-day average rate for tests that come back as confirmed COVID-19 cases has also remained above what Abbott once called a “warning flag” level for more than a week while the state reported a near-record low 660 staffed ICU beds still available. Texas also reported 349 new deaths.

“Hospitals are in full force, vaccinating everyone they can while managing record-level hospitalizations,” Williams said. “And there are still hospitals that have not received any vaccine for their frontlines.”

Many rural and psychiatric hospitals, Williams noted, still have not received any vaccine for their front-line workers.

Data errors and delayed deliveries

The state has reported more than 282,000 people have received at least one dose as of Thursday. But local health officials say that number is surely an undercount.

DSHS did not respond to multiple requests for comment.

Abbott’s office did not answer a list of emailed questions, including whether he is receiving briefings on the vaccine rollout or who is leading the state’s efforts. Instead, spokesperson Renae Eze said in a statement that Abbott has directed DSHS and the Texas Department of Emergency Management to deploy medical teams to aid in vaccination efforts across the state.

“With new shipments arriving each week provided at no cost, the State of Texas urges providers to swiftly vaccinate as many people as possible from the at-risk groups rather than these live-saving vaccines and medications sitting on shelves,” Eze said, repeating a claim that many vaccine providers say isn’t true.

Part of the issue lies with the tracking system ImmTrac2, said Howard, the state representative. Her office spoke with DSHS staff on Wednesday and she participated in a regularly scheduled briefing between the agency and lawmakers.

She said health officials are trying to fix data entry errors in the system, which likely resulted in a major overestimation of available doses.

“More vaccine had been administered than was being revealed by the registry system,” Howard told The Texas Tribune. “I think [the decision to allow the 1B group to get vaccinated] was done before we had all the information we probably should’ve had, because there wasn’t the capacity to meet that new edict.”

Williams, of the Texas Hospital Association, said members of her association reported similar problems.

“With regard to state data on administered doses, we have no certainty it is accurate at this point in time,” she said. “The number of doses administered is higher than what’s indicated.”

Technical errors are just one facet of Texas’ vaccine struggles. Shipments from the federal government, which distributes doses of the vaccine to providers, have arrived damaged or late, Howard said. In some cases, expected distributions never arrived.

States across the nation have reported similar delays. Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, told NBC’s “TODAY” show that nationwide the rollout has been “disappointing.”

Some Texas providers are just now receiving doses of the vaccine that were scheduled to be delivered last week, Howard said. Next week’s allotment is expected to be much smaller than previous weeks, she said.

Other batches had to be returned or discarded because the vaccine, which must be stored at below freezing temperatures, arrived spoiled.

Meanwhile, hospitalizations continue to surge, Abbott has ruled out the idea of future lockdowns and the state has a long way to go before the vaccine could slow the spread of the virus. To finally get past the pandemic, public health experts have said the country needs to achieve herd immunity, when enough of the population has immunity from the virus that the spread slows. Some believe that herd immunity is only achieved when 80% of people — 24 million people in Texas — have the antibodies.

Peter Hotez, a vaccine expert and dean at the National School of Tropical Medicine at Baylor College of Medicine, tweeted Thursday that with 30 million people, Texas has its work cut out for vaccinating 80% of the state by the middle of the year — especially with the troubled roll out.

“We need to vaccinate almost one million Texans per week,” Hotez wrote. “Lots of work ahead.”

Disclosure: H-E-B, Texas Hospital Association, Texas Pharmacy Association and University of Houston have been financial supporters of The Texas Tribune, a nonprofit, nonpartisan news organization that is funded in part by donations from members, foundations and corporate sponsors. Financial supporters play no role in the Tribune's journalism. Find a complete list of them here.

01 Jan 14:05

Comic for 2021.01.01

New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
01 Jan 07:22

What Has 2020 Taught You?

this is a diesel sweeties comic strip

This is technically a remix of a 2016 comic, but we’ve been in a time loop, so it’s OK.

01 Jan 01:03

New Year

by Cassandra Calin

Happy New Year everyone.

01 Jan 01:02

2021

by Sarah Andersen

I don’t think I’ve ever reposted a comic before--but with a small tweak, this one seemed to fit. Congratulations everyone on making it through this incredibly tough year. I am keeping you, and especially those of you who experienced loss, in my thoughts. Hoping for a better 2021!

31 Dec 16:40

Puerto Rico commits $8 million to rebuild Arecibo telescope

by Jon Fingas

There’s a glimmer of hope for the collapsed Arecibo Observatory telescope as 2020 draws to a close. El Nuevo Dia reports that Puerto Rico Governor Wanda Vázquez has signed an executive order approving $8 million to help rebuild the radio telescope. Its reconstruction is important as a matter of “public policy” and reestablishing the Observatory as a “world-class educational center,” the Governor’s office said.

The National Science Foundation said it would tear down the Observatory as repairs would be too dangerous, although that doesn’t rule out building a new structure in its place.

We wouldn’t see this as more than a start. The $8 million in funding is unlikely to come anywhere close to reconstructing the telescope. We’ve asked the NSF for comment on the financial pledge, but it’s safe to presume a revival would require additional help.

Still, the funds represent an important step. They signal the territory’s commitment to Arecibo and its space studies despite the loss. They might also spur some in the US government to devote the extra funding needed to resurrect the Observatory. Don’t be surprised if 2021 is a brighter year for the facility, even if any rebuilding effort is likely to take much longer.

Update, 12/31/2020, 3:54pm ET:

In a statement to Engadget, an NSF spokesperson said:

NSF’s process for funding and constructing large-scale infrastructure, including telescopes, is a well-established, multi-year procedure that involves assessing the needs of the scientific community, receiving input from researchers and other stakeholders, considering environmental and cultural impacts, and working with Congress. As the Arecibo Observatory’s 305-meter telescope only recently collapsed, NSF cannot comment on any potential future plans at this time. However, we will continue to work with Congress on the issue, including complying with language accompanying the new omnibus spending package.

NSF emphasizes that the observatory is not closing. Research involving archived data from the 305-meter telescope will continue and NSF is looking for ways to restore operations with the observatory’s other infrastructure as soon as possible, including the 12-meter telescope and LIDAR facilities. NSF will continue the work of clearing and securing the site of the 305-meter telescope and looks forward to working with Puerto Rico to find new ways to support the scientific community and the local community.

31 Dec 14:12

The Internet Archive now has better scans of Computerworld magazine

by Steve Dent

The Internet Archive announced that it has made Computerworld’s print issues from 1967-2014 available online in better quality than ever. The publication provides a historical record of sorts for computing, as it launched during a key period in the industry and documented significant events like a 75 minute Steve Jobs interview in 1995.

The Internet Archive and its Wayback Machine store old web sites like some of the first Engadget articles from 2004. Much of Computerworld was already available on the Internet Archive, thanks to cooperation from publisher IDG and its Patrick J. McGovern Foundation. However, those were digitized from poor-quality microfilms that “did not look very good,” according to the Internet Archive’s blog.

Luckily, some better-quality microfilm collections were acquired and donated to be digitized and preserved on film. The Internet Archive worked with open source communities and NextScan to improve the digitization by “adjusting for faded film, straightening the pages, performing optical character recognition” and more.

The collection includes 50 years of reporting from mainframes to iPhones to AI, via a publication that was the progenitor of future IDG properties like Macworld and PCWorld. The higher-quality issues are now available to all (with limited text search available for now), and can be read aloud for the print disabled.

31 Dec 14:12

2020: The Exit Interview

by Pete Reynolds

Q: Mr. 20—

2020: Please, Mr. 20 is my father. Call me Greg.

Q: Many observers have deemed you perhaps the worst Year ever. How do you respond?

2020: Totally unfair. There were some pretty bad Years before me. People forget that. Basically, every Year in the 1300s was crap. Nuclear bombs went off in 1945. In 2006, Crash won Best Picture.

Q: You oversaw an embarrassingly ill-fated impeachment trial, then killed Ahmaud Arbery for no reason. You burned off sizable chunks of California, Australia, and Brazil. You were the Year that the weight of manmade materials on Earth surpassed that of all living things combined. You had something called “murder hornets.”

2020: Your mom’s a murder hornet.

Q: She’s definitely not.

2020: [mocking, high-pitched voice] “Waaaah, she’s definitely not! Also, I pee the bed!”

Q: Wait, I never said—

2020: [Nine minutes of armpit farting]

Q: Even your harshest critics will concede that you were a groundbreaking Year when it comes to political controversy. You had police attacking protesters protesting police attacks. You showed us which weaponry goes with 38W x 26L flat-front khakis. In the world’s goatee-est episode of Homeland, you let gun-toting Michiganders take a break from using their hands as maps and flattening their “A” sounds to storm their state capitol and hatch a plot to kidnap their governor.

2020: Because of me, Michigan is the Florida of Canada.

Q: You were also an election Year in which American voters swapped out a president who is old enough to have attended legally segregated elementary schools with a president who is old enough to have attended legally segregated middle schools and is also a poorly dubbed cassette tape of Steve Miller Band’s Greatest Hits 1974-78 where you can hear a vacuum cleaner in the background of “Jet Airliner.” What would you say you’re most proud of?

2020: Ghost coke boat.

Q: Let’s take a minute to remember some of the people we lost during you.

2020: [Heavy sigh] Here we go.

Q: John le Carré. Chuck Yeager. Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Eddie Van Halen.

2020: Look, it’s not just one Year that kills someone; it’s all the Years combined. That’s how Time works.

Q: Alex Trebek. Bill Withers. Charles Portis. Chadwick Boseman.

2020: They lived for part of me, okay, it’s not like I killed them all on January 1. It wasn’t, like, my first act as the Present.

Q: Sean Connery. Fred Willard. Neal Peart. John Lewis.

2020: I noticed you’re not listing all the people I didn’t kill. What about the Murphy Brown lady? She seems like she’s doing alright.

Q: Candice Bergen?

2020: More like Candice BORING!

Q: You’re the one that brought her up!

2020: [Twelve more minutes of armpit farting]

Q: Let’s talk about the elephant in the room: the pandemic.

2020: [Exaggerated yawn]

Q: There have been over 80 million cases globally, with nearly 2 million dead. COVID has killed 1 in 1000 people in the US. Celebrations, family gatherings, funerals, all canceled. You trapped people at home and put millions out of work. The toll on the economy, as well as our public health, has been devastating.

2020: Are we about done here? I have some events to super-spread at.

Q: You infected minks in Denmark and Utah in an apparent attack against our most wholesome white people.

2020: This isn’t my fault! COVID-19, okay? NINETEEN. I’ve been almost an entire Year, and not once — not one time — did you hear about anybody dying of COVID-20.

Q: That’s actually a fair point.

2020: Not yet, anyway.

Q: Excuse me?

31 Dec 13:10

Flash Gatsby

Protip: At midnight your excuse for not having read The Great Gatsby can switch from "I'm worried about violating copyright" to "I think my copy requires Flash."
31 Dec 06:05

The Consortium for Research About Profanity

by Marc Abrahams

“Welcome to the Consortium for Research About Profanity,” says the Consortium for Research About Profanity, then pausing ever so slightly before explaining:

“The Consortium for Research About Profanity is a collection of researchers working on understanding how profanity functions in minds, between people, and across societies.”

Who are they? They are a lively bunch:

31 Dec 06:00

update: my boss refused to call an ambulance for an injured coworker

by Ask a Manager

It’s “where are you now?” month at Ask a Manager, and all December I’m running updates from people who had their letters here answered in the past.

Remember the letter-writer whose boss refused to call an ambulance for an injured coworker (and who was nominated for Worst Boss of 2018)? Here’s the update.

It’s been a little over two years since I wrote to you about the principal at my school who kept a teacher with a head injury hidden in her office instead of calling 911. A lot has happened to the teacher, the principal, and myself since then, so I figured I’d update you on everything. Apologies that it’s a bit long!

First, the update about the injured teacher. To my knowledge, she never got the union involved, despite what everybody recommended. At the end of the school year, she was transferred to a different school within the same district. Often the principal at my school would strongly push for a teacher or staff member to be moved as a way of “punishing” them, but usually the person being moved was relieved and it was much more a reward than a punishment. The teacher is much happier at the new school than she was before. Some in the comments were saying that someone should have gone over the principal’s head and called 911 when the teacher fell, but most of us didn’t even know about the incident until later that day. We were all involved in other first day of school activities, so the principal was successful in hiding the incident from most of us initially. One of the few people who knew right away what happened was the school nurse, whom the principal bullied into silence in the moment. I’m not justifying her decision not to call 911, but the principal has a way of making your life miserable if you don’t do exactly what she wants and few people have ever stood up to her. It was a very oppressive environment to work in. Which brings me to my personal update.

Shortly after my letter was printed, I had my own run in with the principal and I’m so glad I received so much great advice about bringing problems to the union because I ended up needing to do so myself. I’m still fairly early in my career and although I knew the purpose of the union, I felt that bringing an issue to the union meant I couldn’t “handle” it on my own. But things came to a head and I saw how important my union was when my husband’s company asked him to relocate to a different part of our state. We were excited because the area we would be moving to is beautiful, less congested, and the cost of living is a bit lower so we had been thinking about moving there anyway.

For a little personal background, I am a certified teacher in my state, but at the time my position was not one that required a teaching certificate. I was a classroom aide/support person in another teacher’s class. I was hoping to eventually get a full time teaching position but I began as an aide, as some teachers do. In my state, full time classroom teaching positions require 30 days notice when resigning because the process to hire a replacement takes a long time. Teachers who leave positions with less than 30 days notice can literally have a permanent mark on their state teaching certificate that will follow them anywhere else in the state they apply to teach, and it can stop them from getting jobs in a decent school, so it’s a big deal.

However, although I am a certified teacher, the aide position I was holding at the time did NOT require the extended 30 days notice period, only the standard 2 weeks. When I brought my official resignation to the principal, she erroneously replied that even though my position doesn’t require 30 days notice, because I’m a certified teacher, she was going to hold me to the 30 day notice period. She informed me that she would not “release” me from my job until X date, which was 30 days from the day of my resignation. Basically she was holding me to a higher standard than my position required because I was certified beyond what my position required. She concluded the meeting by threatening to report me to the state if I didn’t comply with her (made up) rules.

I smiled politely and immediately left her office to call my union rep, who shared my anger at the situation. Within a few days, the principal was contacted by our union lawyer who informed her that she cannot enforce the 30 day notice period on me. The principal insisted it was within her rights to require whatever resignation period of her employees she sees fit. So my union lawyer had to go above her head to the superintendent of the school district. The lawyer called the superintendent and basically said, “I’m calling to inform you that one of your principals is attempting to block an employee in her school from resigning in a timely manner, and that the union will have to escalate the matter if it is not dealt with properly by higher administration”. The superintendent was not happy about this; he called me personally to confirm that my last day would be the date in my resignation letter, not the date the principal was insisting on, and he wished me the best. I heard from others that he then chewed the principal out and she basically ignored me the rest of my notice period, which was fine with me! As long as I didn’t hear anything more from her about my incorrect leave date, I was happy.

I’m glad I didn’t let her bully me into staying longer than I needed to because my husband and I were eager to make a fresh start in our new home. The only thing that worried me was if I ever needed to use that principal as a reference, because she’s definitely the type to hold a grudge. But that resolved itself a couple months later as well, because she retired at the end of the school year. I’m given to understand that the superintendent wasn’t a huge fan of her and was “encouraging” her to retire. My former coworkers report that the new school principal is much more pleasant to work with. So I can truthfully say that I have no way to get in touch with her for a reference if I’m asked in the future, but I can certainly still use some of the other teachers I worked closely with during my time at that school and I know they’ll give me excellent references.

I’m so glad I wrote into AAM because the advice I received about someone else’s situation ended up being invaluable in my own situation. Thanks for reading my long update and I hope all the readers are hanging in there!

update: my boss refused to call an ambulance for an injured coworker was originally published by Alison Green on Ask a Manager.

30 Dec 19:51

Mary’s Favorite Posts of 2020

by Mary Kelly

mary's best of the worst 2020

As a reminder, awfulness is in the eye of the beholder. Each community, library, and collection is unique. What is awful in one library maybe perfectly fine in another. With that said, here are my picks for 2020.


 

 

 

bodacious borders

Bodacious Borders
Armstrong
1992

Who doesn’t want to make bodacious documents with bodacious borders?


cover of hickle going to school

Be Cool, Going to School
Hickle Pickle Books #3
Smith
1994

Because alien pickle…


middle age cover

Middle Age
The Prime of Life?
Fiske
1979

Aside from the sexy jogging suit, it is the guy standing in is underwear that makes you look forward to getting older.


 

acting the gospels book

Acting Out the Gospels with Mimes, Puppets, & Clowns
DeAngelis
1982

The trifecta of EVIL: Mimes, Puppets, and Clowns


little hats crochet patterns

Doilies to Crochet for Little Hats
Thomas
1985

Hats as a theme for interior decorating? Nope.


how to get your cat to do what you want

How to get your cat to do what you want
Eckstein and Eckstein
1991

Total fiction. They train you.


CosmoGirl Make It Yourself

CosmoGirl! Make it Yourself: 50 Fun and Funky Projects
2007

Pre-teens making “boys of the week panties”  is NOT a good idea.


 

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30 Dec 16:36

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Internet

by tech@thehiveworks.com


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30 Dec 12:58

Nashville Bomber's Girlfriend Warned Police About Him In 2019

by Emily Siner
A screengrab of surveillance footage shows the recreational vehicle used in the Christmas day bombing in Nashville, Tennessee. The girlfriend of the man who carried out the attack says she warned police in August of last year that he was making bombs in his RV.

More than a year before the explosion that rocked Nashville last week, Anthony Warner's girlfriend told police that he "was building bombs in the RV trailer at his residence."

(Image credit: Handout/Metro Nashville Police Department)

30 Dec 06:02

Johnny Toaster Gets Festive

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🎅

30 Dec 05:49

Top 10 AVGN Moments of 2020

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2020 has finally come to a close. We were thankfully able to get out 12 AVGN episodes this year, from Raid 2020 IN 2020 up to the Bartman Meets Radioactive Man holiday episode. What were my top 10 AVGN moments of this year? Well, watch the video to find out!

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30 Dec 02:41

Black teen assaulted after false theft accusation at NYC hotel, father says; prosecutors investigating

by The Associated Press
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A confrontation in which a man said a woman tackled his 14-year-old Black son in a New York City hotel lobby as she falsely accused the teen of stealing her phone is under investigation, city prosecutors said Monday.

30 Dec 02:36

Holly’s Favorites of 2020

by Holly

Holly's favorites of 2020

It’s been a weird year. However, we are obligated to look back on 2020 and pick our best of the worst. Let’s hope for a better year in 2021.

Here are Holly’s picks for the Best of the Worst of 2020! Happy Holidays, everyone, and thanks for all your great submissions this year.


 

 

mortgage financingBest Cover Art

One Man’s Loss is Another Man’s Groin

Keys to Mortgage Financing and Refinancing
Barron’s Business Keys
Friedman and Harris
1993

Holly: I’ll take credit for the oh-so-insightful post title too. Come on, you were all thinking the same thing.

Honorable mention for this category goes to Blood Brothers.

 

Bible for Minecrafters coverMost Inspiring

Jesus and the Minecrafters

The Unofficial Bible for Minecrafters: Life of Jesus: Stories from the Bible Told Block by Block
Romines and Miko
2017

Holly: Because nothing praises Jesus like a Minecraft crucifixion.

 

Yoga coverMost Liberating

No Pants Yoga

Illustrated Color Guide to Healthful Yoga
Donat
1974

Holly: Yoga in my underpants? Sure, why not.

 

 

Bass Trombone coverMost Passive-Aggressive Processing

@ss Trombone

A Guide to Bass Trombone Playing
McMillen
1953

Holly: They couldn’t trim the edge another 1/4 inch so it doesn’t say “ass trombone”?

Playboy Bunny Cake PanMost Likely to Make You Blush

Awful Cake Pans

Wilton Playboy Bunny Cake Pan

Holly: I can think of all kinds of shapes that would make fun cakes! <Wink>

 

 

Don't be that girl - coverMost Shaming

Don’t be THAT Girl

Don’t Be That Girl
Stork
2008

Holly: Wow, that cover is a hot mess.

 

 

Feminist coverMost Feminist

Can I Be a Feminist and Still Like Men?

Ma, can I be a feminist and still like men?: Lyrics From Life
Hollander
1980

Holly: Also the best subtitle: “Sure…just like you can be a vegetarian and like fried chicken.”

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30 Dec 02:36

Windows 10 free upgrade is still available for Windows 7/8.1 owners

by Kunal Khullar

A few years back, Microsoft offered Windows 7 and Windows 8 users to upgrade to Windows 10 for free. The upgrade program allowed users with genuine license keys to upgrade to the latest operating system at no extra cost. While the free update program ended in 2016, it seems that the offer continues to remain valid.

Customers can continue to take advantage of Microsoft’s free Windows 10 upgrade. As tested by Windows Latest, users with a genuine license of Windows 7 or Windows 8.1 can upgrade to Windows 10 and get a digital license for free. A Reddit comment by a self-proclaimed Microsoft employee says that the whole “free” upgrade for a year was complete marketing fluff.

This should be good news for Windows 7 users, especially since Microsoft ended support for the operating system in January 2020. During the time Microsoft had also confirmed that there would be no more security updates, or emergency patches unless you’re a business that is willing to pay.

How to get Windows 10 upgrade for free:

  • Make sure you are using a genuine copy of Windows 7/8.1 on your device or virtual machine.
    • Note that a corporate/volume licensed instance of Windows — even if it’s genuine — isn’t eligible.
  • Head over to the Windows 10 download page and download the tool to install the OS.
    • Alternatively, you can download the full ISO of Windows 10 from this page (may redirect to the Media Creation Tool download page if opened on Windows).
  • Open the Media Creation Tool and select ‘Upgrade this PC now’.
  • Accept the terms and conditions and choose the upgrade option where you keep your files and information. Doing a fresh install via the Media Creation Tool may not get you Windows 10 for free, so be careful!
    • A summary of available upgrade paths from Windows 7 or a later operating system to Windows 10 can be found here.
  • Once the installation completes, connect your device or virtual machine to the internet and open Windows Update > Activation. Click on the ‘Activate’ button if required and your PC will be activated with a digital license after it establishes a connection to the Microsoft servers.
  • In case you are unable to obtain the license, you can enter your Windows 7/8/8.1 product key and manually activate the operating system.

Do note that these steps will work only if you have a legitimate Windows 7 or Windows 8.1 installation. You cannot upgrade to genuine Windows 10 if you have a non-activated or a non-genuine version of Windows 7 or 8.1. It is also interesting to note how Microsoft has kept this a secret and doesn’t publicize the fact that users can still continue to upgrade to the more secure and powerful operating system, free of cost.

Microsoft releases x64 app emulation in preview for Windows 10 on ARM

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29 Dec 23:11

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - More

by tech@thehiveworks.com


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The other problem is that eventually transistors will be small we won't be able to detect them anymore.


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29 Dec 02:06

First Thing

Then I'm going to go on a weeks-long somatic hypermutation bender, producing ever-more targeted antibodies, while I continue to remain distanced and follow guidance from public health authorities.
29 Dec 01:43

Verificationist Man

by Corey Mohler
Caption: "In a world rife with metaphysical
speculation, only one man has the
intellect, courage, and commitment
to verifiable science to do stop it... "

Caption: "...also, he was the only one who was a big enough nerd to care so much about stuff like that."

Caption: "He was, Principle of Verification Man!"
Description: It is Rudolph Carnap in a cape.

Carnap: "Hooray for science!"

Leibniz: "Mind and body coincide not due to causation, but because of a pre-established harmony ordained by God."

Carnap, slapping him: "That statement has no empirical content that can be verified by the sense, so it is...nonsense!"

Kant: "Reality is in itself unknowable, we can only observe the phenomenal world."
Carnap, slapping him: "Nonsense!"

Whitehead: "Reality consists of processes rather than material objects."

Schlick: "Only statements that are empirically verifiable are cognitively meaningful."
Carnap, slapping him: "Nonsense!"

Schlick: "Carnap, what are you doing? That's our theory!"
Carnap: "Wait...shit, no, hold on..."
29 Dec 01:31

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Why

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Just focus on how great your NEXT life is gonna be.


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28 Dec 15:48

James 'Scotty' Doohan's ashes may have been smuggled aboard the ISS

by Steve Dent

With his (fake) Scottish lilt, James Doohan’s “Scotty” is one of the most quoted characters from Star Trek. It now appears that the Canadian actor got in one last word, as his dying wish to have his ashes aboard the International Space Station may have been clandestinely fulfilled, according to a report in the London Times.

Doohan’s ashes almost made it into orbit in 2008 aboard the third flight ever of a SpaceX Falcon 1 rocket, but it failed to reach orbit. NASA subsequently denied a request by Doohan’s family to bring his ashes aboard the ISS, but they didn’t give up. Doohan’s Son Chris reportedly asked game developer Richard Garriott — one of the first private “space tourists” to travel to the space station — if he could bring his father’s ashes with him.

Garriott paid $30 million to fly to the ISS in October 2008, during a period when a company called Space Adventures was selling tickets to private citizens. He was already in quarantine in Kazakhstan, but told the younger Doohan that if he could mail him the ashes, he’d get them aboard. After they arrived, he laminated the ashes into three photos of Doohan and smuggled them into his flight data file, Garriott told the Times.

One he gave to Chris Doohan and another has long since burned up in the Earth’s atmosphere after he let it float into space from an airlock. However, Garriott cached the third under the floor of the space station’s Columbus module while he was aboard. He backed that up with a photo, along with a video taken aboard the ISS in which he honored Doohan, while failing to mention the ashes.

Garriott told the Times that “enough time has passed” that he could now discuss the story, given that NASA would no doubt have frowned on bringing cremated human remains aboard the ISS. That said, Garriott has talked about the ashes before at least as far back as 2018.

28 Dec 14:23

Comic for 2020.12.28

New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
28 Dec 14:21

The Best 2020 Ever

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I guess technically it was the best 2020 ever

28 Dec 14:20

Pause to Refresh

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I’m going to turn the internet off for the rest of the year.

28 Dec 03:39

[Article] Santa’s Watching – 11 Killer Christmas-Themed Horror Movies

by Zelda Arena

[Article] Santa's Watching - 11 Killer Christmas-Themed Horror Movies
Brittany O’Grady as Jesse in “Black Christmas,” co-written and directed by Sophia Takal.
From a killer hiding in the attic to an invasion of the undead to an ancient evil terrorizing a family on Christmas, there are a number of Christmas-themed horror movies that are a fun ride. Whether you want to be unsettled, amused, or just see some unforgettable kill scenes, the Christmas-themed horror section truly has something for everyone.

Let us know if you agree with the list of must-see Christmas season faves! And definitely let us know if we need to add something to our list. We love us some holiday horror viewing material!

[Article] Santa's Watching - 11 Killer Christmas-Themed Horror Movies
BLACK CHRISTMAS l CR: Shudder

1. Black Christmas (1974)

Directed by Bob Clark (director of another Christmas themed hit movie, A Christmas Story), Black Christmas centers on a group of sorority girls who are menaced by increasingly disturbing and perverse phone calls. Phone calls that just so happen to be coming from their own attic – this was the first movie to use the line “the calls are coming from inside the house!” – where a psychotic killer is hiding as he then begins to pick them off one by one. Hailed as one of the first slashers, this is a Christmas horror classic.

To learn more about the film, check out our review!

SILENT NIGHT, BLOODY NIGHT l CR: IMDB

2. Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)

The lesser-known Silent Night, Bloody Night is a moody Christmas horror flick that is full of atmosphere and dread from beginning to end. It includes small-town mythology, a haunted house, a menacing phone caller, and despite being somewhat slower-paced than some may prefer, as the main character, John (Patrick O’ Neal) begins to investigate just what occurred at the mansion he has inherited, it does deliver; giving us a very bloody and gruesome ax murder.

SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT l CR: IMDB

3. Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

The evil Santa motif goes hand in hand with holiday horror movies now, but back in 1984 when this was released, it caused such a stir that crowds of protestors took to the streets in protest. The movie follows the story of Billy who, as a child, witnesses the brutal murders of his parents at the hands of a killer dressed in a Santa suit. Young Billy is then taken in by a Catholic home for orphaned children where he is abused instead of being given the help he needs for the trauma. He eventually snaps one Christmas after having to don the Santa suit at work and embarks on a murder spree dressed as jolly old Saint Nick himself.

[Article] Santa's Watching - 11 Killer Christmas-Themed Horror Movies
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 l CR: IMDB

4. Silent Night, Deadly Night, Part 2 (1987)

A sequel to the aforementioned Silent Night, Deadly Night, the plot of this one focuses on Ricky, the younger brother of Billy from the first movie in the franchise, who is now incarcerated in a mental health facility following his arrest mid killing spree – though Ricky is a serial killer as well as a spree killer, having killed people prior to the spree that resulted in his incarceration. Most of the movie takes place in the facility with Ricky who, though hostile, recounts events from his and his brother’s past to a visiting psychiatrist. In the latter part of the movie, Ricky succeeds in breaking out of the facility and making his way to the home of the abusive Mother Superior from the children’s home where he and his brother lived after their parents’ murders with a goal in mind – kill the abusive Mother Superior from the children’s home where he and his brother grew up after their parents’ murders and avenge his brother Billy, whose murder he also witnessed as a child.

To learn more about the film, check out our review!

GREMLINS l CR: IMDB

5. Gremlins (1984)

Joe Dante’s horror-comedy, Gremlins, is one of the holiday season’s most beloved movies. It’s the story of Billy, who receives a creature known as a mogwai, as a pet for Christmas. The Mogwai named Gizmo, however, spawns other creatures; destructive, small monster type creatures who wreak havoc on Billy’s town on Christmas Eve. It’s up to Billy to stop the other creatures, known as the gremlins, and save his mother, Gizmo, and the town before the gremlins destroy it all.

To learn more about the film, check out our review!

BETTER WATCH OUT l CR: IMDB

6. Better Watch Out (2016)

Seventeen-year-old Ashley (Olivia DeJonge) has her hands full on Christmas Eve after accepting a babysitting gig from a family she regularly sits for. While sitting for twelve-year-old Luke (Levi Miller), who has a crush on her, she is at first harassed via phone calls, before they realize they are not alone in the house. From then on things quickly escalate and it becomes clear that this home invasion is not a typical one.

To learn more about the film, check out our review!

CHRISTMAS EVIL l CR: IMDB

7. Christmas Evil (1980)

Another killer in a Santa suit movie, this is the story of Harry Stadling (Brandon Maggart), who is traumatized as a child when he learns Santa isn’t real. Fast forward thirty-three years and the adult Harry, who has taken it upon himself to act as the real Santa by spying on the neighborhood children to see who is “good” or “bad” as well as sleeping in a Santa suit, suffers a dissociative episode, and, truly believing he is the real Santa, embarks on a seasonal killing spree

TO ALL A GOODNIGHT l CR: IMDB

8. To All A Goodnight (1980)

This lesser-known slasher isn’t the most innovative movie around, but it’s worth a watch for anyone like me who enjoys Christmas themed horror slashers, outlandish kills, and/or all of the above. The plot is pretty simple. Over the Christmas break at Calvin Finishing School, a group of students plans a party while the president is away for the holidays. Boys show up and fun ensues, until someone dressed in a Santa suit, begins to eliminate them in a number of creative ways. The police arrive but are spectacularly inept at stopping the killer, resulting in an even bigger body count.

Ella Hunt and Sarah Swire in ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE | CR: IMDB

9. Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)

A zombie apocalypse threatens the town of Little Haven over the Christmas holiday season in this horror-comedy, meaning Anna (Ella Hunt) and her friends must battle for survival in a multitude of ways – including dance and song numbers – against the undead. With everything they know turning into nightmare fuel around them, Anna and her friends realize that nothing and nowhere is safe and in order to stay alive the only people they can depend on are each other.

To learn more about the film, check out our review.

DON’T OPEN TILL CHRISTMAS l CR: IMDB

10. Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)

A mean spirited slasher from the mid-eighties, Don’t Open Till Christmas is another tale of someone being traumatized in childhood at Christmas time, by someone in a Santa suit. It differs from others of its kind in the fact that the main victims of the killer known as “The Chestnut Bandit” – owing to one of their early gruesome kills – are primarily men dressed as Santa. This one is full of 80s London sleaze in the vein of Fulci’s The New York Ripper, combined with a series of creative and varied kills and a killer soundtrack.

Toni Collette, Adam Scott, and Allison Tolman in KRAMPUS | Image courtesy of IMDB

11. Krampus (2015)

From the director of Halloween themed horror anthology, Trick ‘r Treat, comes a horror comedy based on the ancient legend about a pagan creature who punishes naughty children on Christmas. The story focuses on the Engel family who are gathered together for the holiday season, but who are not exactly getting along harmoniously, causing Max, the youngest to lose his Christmas spirit due to their constant arguing. When their town is engulfed in a blizzard, causing a power outage, Krampus begins terrorizing the family, after being summoned by the loss of holiday cheer. Can the Engels work together and defeat Krampus or is it already too late?

To learn more about the film, check our revisitation of the film!

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