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17 Jul 21:29

Colbert & Stewart's Star Wars Battle for Charity

by Molly Horan
47d

The Comedy Central news hosts fought to see who is the truest Star Wars fan to support UNICEF Innovation Labs, which is offering supporters a chance to be in the upcoming Star Wars: Episode VII film.

17 Jul 19:02

Fake TSA screener infiltrates SFO checkpoint, gropes women

by Cory Doctorow
Bewarethewumpus

That's good work there, boys.


He was allegedly drunk, and had at least two victims before SFO's crackerjack private aviation security outfit, Covenant, noticed (they're the same ones who smashed my brand new camera some years ago and refused to take responsibility for it).

Because all his victims had already flown by the time anyone noticed that the guy in khakis, a blue polo, and blue gloves who'd been steering women into the private screening booth wasn't actually airport security, they can't charge him with anything except being drunk in public. Meanwhile, the woman travellers whom America has systematically trained to defer to aviation authority or face brutal punishments apparently didn't notice anything amiss.

Fake screener probes passengers at SFO [Phillip Matier and Andrew Ross/SF Gate] (Thanks, Steve!)

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17 Jul 05:05

Google Plus drops "Real Names" policy

by Cory Doctorow
Bewarethewumpus

It's a step, but unless Plus gets full RSS functionality, I have no desire to go back.

After years of criticism, Google Plus has finally dropped its controversial, Facebook-alike "Real Names" policy.

No longer will the company have to adjudicate whether your name is a real name, whether stalking survivors and human rights campaigners should have to put their safety in jeopardy to use the core Google services into which G+ has been wedged (for several years, googlers' annual bonuses were based in part on the success of G+, causing it to be shoehorned into Google in every conceivable, obnoxious way).

The policy change is a huge climbdown, after the top execs at Google told anyone who disagreed to go fuck themselves, and refused to engage with substantive arguments about the difficulty inherent in names. It's nice that the company is finally listening to the chorous of experts who've been appalled by the policy, though they don't say much about why they've made the change:

We know you've been calling for this change for a while. We know that our names policy has been unclear, and this has led to some unnecessarily difficult experiences for some of our users. For this we apologize, and we hope that today's change is a step toward making Google+ the welcoming and inclusive place that we want it to be. Thank you for expressing your opinions so passionately, and thanks for continuing to make Google+ the thoughtful community that it is.

Today, we are taking the last step: there are no more restrictions on what name you can use. (via /.)

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17 Jul 05:03

Yet another TSA screener doesn't know that DC is part of America

by Cory Doctorow


An Orlando TSA screener told a DC-based reporter that he'd need a passport to fly, because DC isn't a state, so a DC driver's license wasn't valid ID.

This isn't the first time we've written about this here, and it's not an isolated incident, according to the TSA.

The real problem with this kind of dunderheadedness is that it makes it clear that the whole TSA rigmarole is just a pointless, humiliating, expensive dumbshow. If a TSA screener doesn't have the basic smarts to know that DC is part of the USA, it calls into question his ability to make good judgments about anything. Either terrorism is an existential threat to America, in which case the TSA checkpoints should be staffed by highly skilled crackerjacks, or it's not a big deal, in which case, we should be keeping our shoes on and flying with as much hair gel as we can carry. But saying that a single aviation attack is the end of America as we know it, and acting like it's a small enough risk that we can staff checkpoints with dimbulbs makes you wonder if this isn't about civil service empire-building, government contractor pork, and a general contempt for the American public, and not about terrorism at all.

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17 Jul 04:42

Weird Al's "FOIL" Spoofs Lorde's "Royals"

by Brad
447

Weird Al Yankovic, the grandfather of all pop music parodies, continues his month-long media blitz for his new album “Mandatory Fun” with his third music video of the week “FOIL,” which spoofs Lorde’s 2013 hit single “Royals”.

16 Jul 20:17

A Touching, Unexpected Tribute To Link's Horse From Zelda

by Gergo Vas

A Touching, Unexpected Tribute To Link's Horse From Zelda

YouTuber Twin Perfect, probably inspired by the unlockable horse in the classic arcade racer Daytona USA, rewrote the lyrics of the memorable soundtrack of the game to include Link's steed, Epona. And he also made an awesome video for it.

Here's the full edit. It's full of surprises and late 90s feels:

Epona Usa [Twin Perfect, YouTube]

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16 Jul 18:51

How I Learned Link's 'Real' Name

by Yannick LeJacq
Bewarethewumpus

I seem to remember reading in an old gaming mag that the name "Link" was chosen because the main character was supposed to represent the "link" between the player and the game world.

How I Learned Link's 'Real' Name

"Link isn't even his real name," a friend told me recently. We were talking about Zelda, and the way people reacted to the new trailer for the next big game in the series.

My friend is more of a Zelda veteran than I. But still, his comment seemed heretical. This is Link we're talking about! He's not some two-bit space marine. Everybody knows who he is. Even lapsed gamers were keeping an ear tuned to E3 this year, hungry for news of the guy's long-awaited console return.

Why is Link named Link? This is one of those questions every newcomer to The Legend of Zelda must face. Asking it is second only to that time-honored tradition of realizing that Zelda doesn't refer to the the guy wielding a sword and shield like a total badass in all the promotional art. I've heard many theories throughout the years. But my friend's answer is the most intriguing I've heard by far.

"Link is just what they put down at the beginning," he continued. "You change it to your own name once you start playing."

The name "Link" is just a placeholder in his view. It's an arbitrary stand-in that was made with the common understanding that players would replace it with their own mark, making themselves the hero in these legends. "Link" even sounds like the perfect referent for this. It's simple, opaque enough to sound like it could be a real name. But the word suggests a bond being established between the little warrior dressed in green and whoever's on the other side of the screen. Plus, it beats seeing "YOUR NAME HERE" plastered across the front of a game's box.

I had never played a Zelda game in any substantive way, but I knew what my friend was getting at. He was referring to the way that some games prompt players to rename a character without giving them any other options to change his or her physical or emotional constitution. It's a funny dynamic that I don't see that much anymore, since many other story-driven games now lean on voice acting, rather than text bubbles, to get their message across. Voice-over work requires names to be more firmly set in stone, because the actors in younger series than Zelda can't predict every possible name players want to assign to the hero of any given story.

How I Learned Link's 'Real' Name

The Legend of Zelda games are interesting because they haven't stopped using the old naming convention, however. When my friend began describing his theory about Link's real name, for instance, I thought back to playing Final Fantasy VII in high school. I relished the opportunity to rename that game's spiky-haired sword-wielding protagonist. He wasn't Cloud anymore, he was Yannick. He didn't look, or act, anything like me. But I didn't want him to. I wanted to become Cloud, not the other way around. Switching the names felt amazing, even if I knew it was only a surface-level change.

Things are different for Zelda, though. There was only one Final Fantasy VII. There've been a few more Clouds here and there since that game came out. But no single character in Final Fantasy has risen to the same stature as Link. Zelda has survived with a similar cast of core characters since the first Legend of Zelda came out for the NES in 1986. That means Link is almost 30 at this point, which is ancient in video game years.

He's gone through many changes since his NES days, of course. There have been young Links and teenage ones. Cute Links and serious Links. Lefties and righties. In some games, such as the Nintendo 64 classic Ocarina of Time, there are different versions of Link in the same story.

Trying to chart all these different Links is enough to make your head spin. But the incredible diversity that Nintendo has brought to this one character makes his continued relevance all the more impressive, especially when you consider the company he keeps.

Many other iconic video game protagonists have risen and fallen since the eighties. And many have gone through periodic transformations the same way Link and Princess Zelda have. But if you compare Link to other enduring characters like Mario or Lara Croft, I think Nintendo has achieved something truly unique with its Zelda games, something my friend helped me truly appreciate for the first time.

Take Lara Croft, for instance. Her physical appearance has varied throughout the years as she's appeared in video games, comics, live-action movies, and rebooted versions of all these things. But she's always remained Lara Croft and only Lara Croft. A trailer for the latest Tomb Raider reboot proclaimed that we're all Lara Croft in some idealistic sense. But as much as I loved the new Tomb Raider, I didn't buy that tagline for a second. I like playing as Lara Croft, much in the same way I like playing as countless other heroes in games. But I still know Lara as Lara, the same way I know Mario as Mario.

These games are fun because they allow you to become a famous and superhuman character. Zelda does that. But it also does something else, I'd argue. Something far more profound. The games don't just invite you to become Link. Link also becomes you. Every time one of the Zelda games prompt you to rename the famous hero, they're also inviting Link into a deeply personal inner sanctum of one's own fantasy.

How I Learned Link's 'Real' Name

It's a tricky maneuver, and one I'm honestly not sure anyone else has achieved in video games. Part of me has to wonder if Nintendo would have even established the same pattern of allowing players to rename Link if they started making the series today. In either case, the people behind Zelda have made a deliberate choice to keep the tradition alive. The first option you are presented with in A Link Between Worlds, last year's 3DS game and the most recent installment in the main Zelda series, is one asking once again if you'd like to rename Link.

This might all sound basic to seasoned Zelda fans. But the reason I love the detail my friend pointed out, even as someone with limited experience actually playing these games, is that it explains why longtime fans of Nintendo's series hold Link so near and dear to their hearts.

Remember, the only reason I was talking about Link in the first place with my Zelda-playing friend was because the trailer Nintendo brought to E3 had kicked off some serious speculation. People took to the internet immediately after the trailer ended to begin debating what they had just seen. Some wondered if the person in the trailer was Link at all. Most notably, others proposed that Link was going to be a girl in the new game.

This confused me. As a relative outsider to the series, Link has always struck me as a bit androgynous. I assumed this was a deliberate aesthetic choice on Nintendo's part, a way to accentuate the waifish, boyish innocence that makes him such a charming protagonist.

I don't want to put words into the mouths of any Zelda fans. But my friend's argument helped me understand why so many people got caught up in a flurry of excitement about who, or what, the next Link is going to be. Because they were also wondering, on some level, who they were going to be in this new adventure as well.

So: what is Link's real name? He doesn't have any single name. Maybe, slowly, he won't even have a single gender. He's a gathering point for many aspiring heroes, a point people can fixate on but also see themselves reflected in.

Images by Sam Woolley

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16 Jul 18:34

TOM THE DANCING BUG: Bible Stories for Newly Formed and Young Corporations

by Ruben Bolling
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16 Jul 13:22

Proposal to split California into six states will appear on 2016 ballot

by Cory Doctorow


Billionaire VC Timothy Draper has gotten his longstanding proposal to break California up into six smaller states onto the 2016 ballot, where Californians will have the ability to vote on it.

Draper says a balkanized California will be more responsive and better governed. The existing state of California encompasses several very different kinds of economies, from Hollywood to Silicon Valley to the agrarian Central Valley. Even if California voters approve the proposal, it is unlikely the Congress would go along with the plan.

Draper's plan would split the world’s eighth-largest economy along geographic lines.

One state, to be called Silicon Valley, would include the tech hub along with the San Francisco Bay Area. Jefferson, named after the third U.S. president, would encompass the northernmost region. The state capital of Sacramento would be in North California, while South California would be made up of San Diego and the eastern suburbs of Los Angeles.

L.A. itself would be part of a state called West California.

Billionaire's breakup plan would chop California into six states [Jennifer Chaussee/Reuters]

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15 Jul 22:02

Geometric Beehive Sculptures by Ren Ri

by Christopher Jobson

Geometric Beehive Sculptures by Ren Ri wax sculpture geometric bees

Geometric Beehive Sculptures by Ren Ri wax sculpture geometric bees

Geometric Beehive Sculptures by Ren Ri wax sculpture geometric bees

Geometric Beehive Sculptures by Ren Ri wax sculpture geometric bees

Artist and beekeeper Ren Ri employs bees in the construction of these amazing encapsulated sculptures. The artist first builds transparent polyhedrons and cubes with an inner framework of wooden dowels, at the center of which he places the queen. After introducing the rest of the hive, he then rotates the sculpture every seventh day based on the roll of a die, an act that he says references the biblical concept of creation. Not only does the dice roll create an element of randomness, but it also changes the effect of gravity, causing the bees to build in different directions resulting in more evenly dispersed forms.

While we’ve seen several artists using honeycomb as a medium such as Aganetha Dyck and Tomáš Libertiny, Ri seems to put slightly more emphasis on the beehive itself as being the primary form on display. You can see a few more photos over on his website. (via iGnant, Huffington Post)

15 Jul 21:46

Sakura Spirit, As Told By Steam Reviews

by Patricia Hernandez

Sakura Spirit, As Told By Steam Reviews

Maybe you haven't heard of lewd visual novel Sakura Spirit, which is currently available on Steam. That's OK, because Sakura Spirit's Steam reviews are here to help.

Even if you have no interest in playing it, it's hard not to be struck by the reviews of Sakura Spirit—most are silly. And given that the game is, as one reviewer calls it, the "closest thing to hentai in steam," a lot of the reviews reference sex. Fair warning!

First, so you get a sense of what the game looks like, here's a trailer:

Granted, once in-game, the stuff you see might be a little less, err, wholesome. Still, the game looks like standard fare as far as visual novels of this type go, right? It's not that the game is of particular note, or that the game is good/worth playing, but rather that it was recently released on Steam—so there are a bunch of fresh Steam reviews for it. Most are reviews are rather silly. Some are kind of uncomfortable.

Let's take a look at what people are saying about the game, shall we?

Sakura Spirit, As Told By Steam Reviews

Sakura Spirit, As Told By Steam Reviews

Sakura Spirit, As Told By Steam Reviews

Sakura Spirit, As Told By Steam Reviews

Sakura Spirit, As Told By Steam Reviews

Sakura Spirit, As Told By Steam Reviews

Sakura Spirit, As Told By Steam Reviews

Sakura Spirit, As Told By Steam Reviews

Sakura Spirit, As Told By Steam Reviews

Sakura Spirit, As Told By Steam Reviews

Sakura Spirit, As Told By Steam Reviews

Sakura Spirit, As Told By Steam Reviews

Sakura Spirit, As Told By Steam Reviews

Sakura Spirit, As Told By Steam Reviews

Sakura Spirit, As Told By Steam Reviews

I think my favorite part is the constant allegation that the game is short, and yet there are a number of people with a ridiculous number of hours in the game. Obviously its easy to just leave the game running, but still—kind of funny.

You can read more Steam reviews of Sakura Spirit here.

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15 Jul 21:41

Weird Al's New Video Is A Brilliant Grammatical Smackdown

by Jason Schreier

Al "Weird Al" Yankovic has been making music for 38 years. His newest CD—and probably his last traditional album—drops today. Here's Word Crimes, the wonderful video for his great send-up of Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines.

"You should never / write words using numbers / unless you're seven / or your name is Prince."

Hear that, video game title writers everywhere?

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15 Jul 21:31

Pokémon Are What Dreams Are Made Of

by Patricia Hernandez on Pocket Monster, shared by Patricia Hernandez to Kotaku

Pokémon Are What Dreams Are Made Of

There's something surreal and sometimes nighmare-ish about Maaden Ramos' fantastic Pokémon art. I can almost imagine a dream to go along with each piece.

It looks like Ramos is going through every letter in the alphabet and drawing up a Pokémon to go alongside each letter—and here are some stand-out illustrations from this collection. Fair warning, though: a couple of these images feature partial nudity. What, you never had a Pokémon dream where you were naked?

Pokémon Are What Dreams Are Made Of

Pokémon Are What Dreams Are Made Of

Pokémon Are What Dreams Are Made Of

Pokémon Are What Dreams Are Made Of

Pokémon Are What Dreams Are Made Of

Pokémon Are What Dreams Are Made Of

Pokémon Are What Dreams Are Made Of

Pokémon Are What Dreams Are Made Of

Pokémon Are What Dreams Are Made Of

Pokémon Are What Dreams Are Made Of

Pokémon Are What Dreams Are Made Of

Pokémon Are What Dreams Are Made Of

Pokémon Are What Dreams Are Made Of

Pokémon Are What Dreams Are Made Of

Pokémon Are What Dreams Are Made Of


You can check out more of Madden Ramos' work here—including in-progress shots and commentary to go along with some of the pieces featured here.

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15 Jul 20:36

Interview with young man about his 3D printed prosthetic hand

by Cory Doctorow


Joris writes, "E-nable is a community of people working together to design and 3D print prosthetic hands."

Regular prosthetic hands cost tens of thousands of dollars because of this kids don't get them until they are fully grown. With a $50 functional 3D printed e-NABLE hand you can keep 3D printing new hands as your kids grow. Kids can use these hands to pick up and hold things. By customizing them they can make them their own and instead of weird stares get awesome questions about their robot hands.

E-Nabling the Future: Designing and 3D Printing Prosthetic Hands [Joris Peels/Inside 3DP]

(Thanks, Joris!)

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15 Jul 18:02

Adventure Time Goes Really Well With Game of Thrones

by Gergo Vas

Adventure Time Goes Really Well With Game of Thrones

Artist Joe Hogan and Mike Vasquez's crossover series are the best example that Adventure Time and its style is just perfect for mash-ups. Their latest piece has really serious and funny-looking Game of Thrones characters.

Their prints will be available at this year's Comic Con or, alternatively, you can grab them on Etsy.

Here's the full piece. It's easy to recognize everyone.

Adventure Time Goes Really Well With Game of Thrones

And here's a bonus, Smash Bros X Adventure Time. That's a weird Donkey Kong:

Adventure Time Goes Really Well With Game of Thrones

Game of Adventures by Joe Hogan and Mike Vasquez [DeviantART]

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15 Jul 05:04

The Ultimate Anime Cliché in Real Life

by Brad
E2c

Say what you will about the good ol’ “suggestive collision” trope that never fails to appear in high school romance anime and manga series, but these things apparently do happen in real life.

15 Jul 04:37

Butt Drugs

by Xeni Jardin
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13 Jul 17:43

turn back

http://oglaf.com/turn-back/

12 Jul 21:49

Everything's Better With Attack On Titan

by Brian Ashcraft

Everything's Better With Attack On Titan

You know what makes everything better? Adding Levi from Attack on Titan to everything. Yes. Everything.

Below, you can see what Levi Ackerman looks like in the Attack on Titan anime. If you are unfamiliar with Levi, this wikia can hopefully bring you up to speed.

Everything's Better With Attack On Titan

In the past few years, Attack on Titan has become incredibly popular in Japan and abroad. Last year, Japanese Twitter users began, in earnest, to add Levi's face to other anime and different images. The results, which were often rounded up on Naver, were quite amusing.

The king (or queen!) of the Levi face-swaps was Twitter user Kagayake_rivai, whose work spread outside of Japan to China and the West. Let's have a look back at some of the standouts.

Everything's Better With Attack On Titan

[Photo: Kagayake_rivai]

Everything's Better With Attack On Titan

[Photo: ATURN_sendai]

Everything's Better With Attack On Titan

[Photo: sznmix]

Everything's Better With Attack On Titan

[Photo: hey_cho_cleanUp]

Everything's Better With Attack On Titan

[Photo: xma73sanx]

Everything's Better With Attack On Titan

[Photo: Kagayake_rivai via 3captains1piece]

Everything's Better With Attack On Titan

[Photo: momo_no]

Everything's Better With Attack On Titan

[Photo: Kagayake_rivai via 3captains1piece]

Everything's Better With Attack On Titan

[Photo: trk_1200]

Everything's Better With Attack On Titan

[Photo: Kagayake_rivai via 3captains1piece]

Everything's Better With Attack On Titan

[Photo: hey_cho_cleanUp]

Everything's Better With Attack On Titan

[Photo: Kagayake_rivai via Weibo]

[Via Naver]

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11 Jul 23:43

Weed Gets Rekt

by Don
0f5

YouTuber Karma Town provides this very realistic MLG montage-style PSA demonstrating the dangers of smoking marijuana.

11 Jul 04:48

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by megaperl
10 Jul 17:39

After racial slurs in NSA materials leaked, White House asks security agencies to clean up

by Xeni Jardin
Bewarethewumpus

How is this agency allowed to keep operating?

After racial slurs in NSA materials leaked, White House asks security agencies to clean up

The Obama administration today told US security agencies to review their training and policy materials for racial or religious bias after documents leaked by Edward Snowden and reported by The Intercept showed that NSA training materials referred to "Mohammed Raghead".

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10 Jul 05:59

[awesomeparker]

Bewarethewumpus

I love how this photo really captures the spirit of my generation.

I especially love the president's defensive posture, and that Secret Service guy ready to just go batshit if Horse Mask Guy tries anything. Perfect composition.

Via Cooper

10 Jul 05:49

Refusing to decrypt data for investigators gets student 6 months in jail

by Terrence O'Brien
Christopher Wilson is a 22-year-old computer science student with Asperger's syndrome. He's also facing six months in prison for refusing to hand over the encryption keys to police during the course of an investigation. Wilson first found himself on...
09 Jul 16:47

4chan and Tumblr Are Back At It Again

by Brad
D8f

Nearly four years after the last great war between 4chan and Tumblr, the two heavyweights of the memesphere are once again butting heads over their opposing political stances.

09 Jul 16:02

July 09, 2014


This week I have a somewhat topical essay over at Medium.com. Warning: political.
08 Jul 04:29

Potato Salad Meets Kickstarter Goal 200 Times Over

by Mike Fahey

Potato Salad Meets Kickstarter Goal 200 Times Over

Zack Danger Brown of Columbus, Ohio wanted $10 to make some potato salad, so he went to Kickstarter. Now he has more than $2,000 to make potato salad, proving a long-standing theory here at Snacktaku — potato salad is pretty great.

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07 Jul 14:39

NSA trove shows 9:1 ratio of innocents to suspicious people in "targeted surveillance"

by Cory Doctorow
The review was undertaken by Barton Gellman, Julie Tate and Ashkan Soltani for the Washington Post, working from a cache of previously undisclosed primary surveillance data that Edward Snowden took with him when he left the NSA.


In many cases, it's clear that the NSA has good reason to be concerned about its surveillance targets, but it's also clear that the collateral targets -- who far outnumber the first group -- have intimate, totally irrelevant information about their lives collected and retained by the spies, where it is routinely accessed by spies, analysts, and private-sector contractors.

Almost everything in the NSA cache is haystack, in other words, with just a few needles. And the hay is deliberately collected and retained, even though it consists of things like love notes, baby pictures, medical records, and other intimate data belonging to people who are under no suspicion at all.

And while foreigners -- myself included -- are justifiably anxious about the possibility that the NSA faces no legal hurdles to collection of our data, it's significant that the NSA deliberately targets Americans in the USA and abroad. That's because the NSA is legally enjoined from spying on Americans, and the proof that the agency is flouting this prohibition is evidence of illegal activity and strengthens the case for more oversight, reform and intervention from the US Congress.

The NSA uses laughably sloppy tools for deciding whether a target is a "US person" (a person in the USA, or an American citizen abroad). For example, people whose address books contain foreign persons are presumed by some analysts to be foreign. Likewise, people who post in "foreign" languages (the US has no official state language) are presumed by some analysts to be non-US persons.

When the NSA does determine that it is intercepting US persons' communications, it is required to take "minimization" steps on any data it retains. However, many of these minimization steps are likewise laughably inadequate -- for example, in early 2009, the files refer to "minimized U.S. president-elect," rather than Barack Obama, but you hardly need be a surveillance mastermind to make sense of this.

The documents reveal how the controversial "section 702" of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act has become the go-to basis for surveillance, 702 further lowers the bar for conducting surveillance from the already generous height at which it had been previously set. In the cache, the Post reporters see evidence that analysts whose judicial surveillance authorization warrants have expired then switch to 702 as their basis for continuing spying, rather than demonstrating to a judge that their cause is good.

Snowden says he released this cache to the Washington Post to better inform the debate about 702. The NSA's allies in Congress talk about 702 as something used in special cases and with due care. But it's clear from these documents that 702 is a legal back-door that lets spies avoid the very generous and casual oversight of the FISA court, a veritable rubberstamp factory that grants virtually every NSA request.

Last week's revelations about the NSA's "targeted" surveillance program showed us that NSA wordsmithing has distorted the word "targeted" beyond all recognition, but that was about a largely automated system that spied on people based on stupid, automated rules (albeit rules that a human being had created and put in place).

In this story, we see that even when a trained NSA analyst is making individual, case-by-case decisions about which people to target, s/he can be expected to get it wrong nine times out of ten.

Nice shooting, Tex.

-Cory Doctorow

In NSA-intercepted data, those not targeted far outnumber the foreigners who are [Barton Gellman, Julie Tate and Ashkan Soltani/Washington Post]

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