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01 Sep 14:01

That time Jimmy Carter walked into a nuclear reactor

by Fred Clark

Since we were just talking about former President Jimmy Carter here, let’s take a moment to remember one particularly badass moment from his personal history.

Granted, Jimmy Carter isn’t generally described as “badass.” That’s a shame because building thousands of houses for Habitat should be thought of that way. And negotiating a peace treaty between Israel and Egypt involved high levels of bad-assery. Also, too, eradicating the Guinea worm? That’s so badass that Samuel Jackson should play Carter in the movie version of the story.

Jimmy Carter is also teaching Sunday school every week at the age of 90, just as he has for the past 60 years — uninterrupted by cancer treatments or by a term as governor of Georgia or a term as president of the United States. I suppose that’s not really “badass,” per se, but it’s pretty impressive — an example of what Eugene Peterson calls “a long obedience in the same direction.”

But the really badass story involving Jimmy Carter dates back to 1952, before he entered politics. Back then he was Lt. James Earl Carter, a nuclear specialist in the U.S. Navy’s Seawolf program working in upstate New York.

In December 1952, there was an explosion in the reactor of the Chalk River nuclear site in Ontario. The reactor was in partial meltdown and it was flooded with radioactive water. This was Very Bad. Even worse, it was going to have to be dismantled and shut down by hand.

Basically, somebody was going to have to make like Spock at the end of Wrath of Khan and walk into a melting-down nuclear reactor. That somebody would have to be, like Spock, both brave enough to face deadly radiation and smart enough to understand how a nuclear reactor works.

spockreactorThat’s how the job fell to Lt. Carter and his team of 22 other Navy specialists.

Here’s where the story turns into something like an epic Hollywood heist movie. The radiation level was such that, even with the best 1950s-era protective gear, no one could enter Chalk River for more than 90 seconds at a time. So it would have to be like a relay race — wade in, get as much done as possible in 89 seconds, then get out of there while the next guy in line took his turn.

The team built a replica of the whole facility on an Ontario tennis court — every hallway and door, every nut and bolt and screw and hatch. And they practiced. That’s what badass engineers do.

Here’s how Carter summarized this in a 1975 campaign biography:

When it was our time to work, a team of three of us practiced several times on the mock-up, to be sure we had the correct tools and knew exactly how to use them. Finally, outfitted with white protective clothes, we descended into the reactor and worked frantically for our allotted time. … Each time our men managed to remove a bolt or fitting from the core, the equivalent piece was removed on the mock-up.

For several months afterwards, we saved our feces and urine to have them monitored for radioactivity. We had absorbed a year’s maximum allowance of radiation in one minute and twenty-nine seconds. There were no apparent after-effects from this exposure — just a lot of doubtful jokes among ourselves about death versus sterility.

So Lt. Carter and the rest of his team ran through a radioactive flood with hand-tools and stopwatches and carried out an incredibly technical feat of nuclear engineering in 89-second intervals fully expecting that it would mean they’d all soon be dead from some horrible form of radiation sickness. And they did it. They shut down the reactor and saved the day.

Jimmy Carter is a quiet, gentle man who teaches Sunday school. But don’t forget that he’s also a quiet, gentle, Sunday-school teaching badass.

 

01 Sep 13:59

Joint Employers

by Erik Loomis
Robert.mccowen

I wonder how this would have made Adam's job, and my job, not to mention Janelle's job, different.

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In a major victory against the obscuring of employers in order to disempower workers, the National Labor Relations Board has ruled that corporations who use contractors and franchises are the joint employers of those workers. This is an enormously important decision because employers like the fast food industry (the case is actually about a waste management company but fast food is the most famous user of this method) argue that if workers were to join unions, they would have to negotiate with each individual restaurant instead of with McDonald’s. The big companies control almost everything about the work, but used these obscuring methods as a way to shield themselves from liability. The NLRB just stripped a lot of that way and undermined some of the reasons for subcontracting and franchising.

In the case, the N.L.R.B. held that a company called Browning-Ferris Industries of California was a joint employer of workers hired by a contractor to help staff the company’s recycling center. But the ruling could apply well beyond companies that rely on contractors and staffing agencies, extending to companies with large numbers of franchisees.

“The decision today could be one of the more significant by the N.L.R.B. in the last 35 years,” said Marshall Babson, a lawyer who helped write the brief for the U.S. Chamber of Commerce in the case and who was a Democratic appointee to the labor board in Ronald Reagan’s presidency. “ Depending on how the board applies its new ‘indirect test,’ it will likely ensnare an ever-widening circle of employers and bargaining relationships.”

Beyond Browning-Ferris, the ruling may have a significant immediate effect on a case the labor board is litigating against McDonald’s and several of its franchisees. In that case, the N.L.R.B.’s general counsel, who essentially acts as a prosecutor, asserts that the company is a joint employer along with a number of franchisees, making it potentially liable for numerous reported violations of workers’ rights, like retaliating against those who have tried to organize unions.

Thursday’s N.L.R.B. ruling, by enshrining a broader joint-employer definition into doctrine, makes it more likely to apply in the McDonald’s case as well, though experts point out that joint employer designations are typically very dependent on the circumstances of each case.

Business representatives said the ruling could make it much harder to operate franchises in the future, undermining a popular path for many entrepreneurs.

“This will clearly jeopardize small employers and the future viability of the franchise model,” said Steve Caldeira, president of the International Franchise Association, an industry group. “If I’m an existing and/or aspiring franchisee, why would I want to expand my business and/or get into franchising if I don’t have the ability to run the day-to-day operations of the business?”

The industry pretending that the franchisee controls the business is hilarious given how much control the company holds over the entire operation.

Some credit goes to the Teamsters here who brought the case before the NLRB and this demonstrates how important it could be to unionization efforts:

The Browning Ferris case grew out of an organizing effort by the Teamsters. The union sought to have the waste management company named as a joint employer for workers employed by the staffing firm Leadpoint Business Services, a subcontractor for Browning Ferris. If Browning Ferris were deemed a joint employer, it would have to join Leadpoint in bargaining with the Teamsters. Such a determination could also make it easier for the Teamsters to organize workers at other staffing agencies that do work for Browning Ferris.

A regional director for the NLRB ruled that Browning Ferris did not exert enough control over Leadpoint workers to be considered a joint employer under current standards, but the Teamsters appealed that ruling to the federal board. Thursday’s ruling will change those standards for future cases.










28 Aug 17:12

The day I removed a toy dinosaur from a woman's vagina

Robert.mccowen

This article does not fail to deliver the promise of its headline.

As student nurses, we pick one of our second-year placements and are advised to go into an area that interests us most. I chose to do a five-week stint in a sexual health clinic.
26 Aug 04:32

Synonym Movies 2

Robert.mccowen

Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Indiana Jones. Easy.

But what the hell is "Puncher?"

There's also the TV show based on the hit Hot and Cold Music books: Fun With Chairs, Royal Rumble, Knife Blizzard, Breakfast for Birds, and Samba Serpents.
19 Aug 23:41

Board Game

Robert.mccowen

I would consider actually doing this.

Yes, it took a lot of work to make the cards and pieces, but it's worth it--the players are way more thorough than the tax prep people ever were.
18 Aug 18:57

A Mumford and Sons Album in Which Nothing is Overcomplicated and No One is Sad

by Eric Farwell
Robert.mccowen

It's the "featuring Taylor Swift" that makes this the funniest thing I've read today.

Previously in this series.

“Little Lion Man With A Healthy Outlook"

“I Appreciate Our Time Together and Don’t Feel the Need To Pretend It Was Impossibly Difficult By Writing A Bitter Song About Sex And Christianity”

"This Song Has Some Banjo Playing, But It’s Very Tasteful"

"This Song Is Sincerely About Our Love For Whole Foods And Isn’t An Allegory"

Read more A Mumford and Sons Album in Which Nothing is Overcomplicated and No One is Sad at The Toast.

14 Aug 16:56

Open Thread: Pie In The Sky

by Zandar

See a need, fill a need.

After an April Fools’ joke of helicopter pizza delivery left pizza-craving islanders thinking wishfully, a Dominos in the St. Maarten airport has officially teamed up with the airline Winair to offer small, neighboring islands pizza delivered by plane.

Audrey Agard, a manager at the Dominos location, told Mashable that since the service launched earlier this month, it has become quite popular — with several requests per day.

The food service is taking advantage of existing flights already scheduled to the islands. So when a customer calls to order a pizza, they are able to pick an arrival time and the pizza is baked right before departure. Typical fight times range from 15 to 20 minutes, depending on the island and weather conditions.

So what will this cost? As of right now, Agard said the delivery fee will only set customers back $2.75. The only downside that we can see is how jealous plane passengers will be when the delicious pizza smell takes over the plane’s cabin.

Unfortunately, for pizza enthusiasts, they’ll still have to drive to the airport in order to pickup their pizza from Winair, but that’s better than no pizza at all.

Be sure to tip your pilot.  You’re also on your own for obligatory “case of the munchies” jokes, this being Caribbean pizza delivery and all.

Open thread.

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14 Aug 15:01

Michele Bachmann: Obama Fulfilled End Times Prophecy With Iran Deal, So Celebrate!

Robert.mccowen

And now, checking in from whatever planet she's currently orbiting...

Predicting the arrival of nuclear war, Bachmann said that Iran will position its future cache of nuclear weapons in Cuba in order to aim them at the U.S.
29 Jul 19:32

The Book Of Hanners

Robert.mccowen

I, too, am at GenCon! Hurray!




Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now.

There will be non-regular updates until next Tuesday because I am going to GenCon. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

29 Jul 14:41

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-THtyqiYAqKY/VbHqfkZ7MZI/AAAAAAAAFqk/_sD7c96GKzM/s1600/Skippy.jpg

Robert.mccowen

So apparently this is a thing that actually used to happen.

27 Jul 21:44

The Pitch Meeting for Wishbone

by Abbey Fenbert

VISIONARY: So there’s this dog.

PBS SUITS: We’re listening.

VISIONARY: And he loves books.

[nodding, nodding]

VISIONARY: He knows all about classic books.

SUIT #1: Adorable.

SUIT #2: Like a cartoon dog?

VISIONARY: No, no. A live Jack Russell Terrier.

[…]

VISIONARY: He belongs to a boy named Joe.

SUIT #1: Nice.

SUIT #3: And Joe reads him the books?

VISIONARY: No, Joe couldn’t care less about books.

SUIT #3: Oh. Okay.

VISIONARY: Joe and his friends’ day-to-day scrapes resemble the plotlines of great novels, and Wishbone like, picks up on it.

SUIT #2: Wishbone?

VISIONARY: The dog.

SUIT #2: Oh.

SUIT #3: The name seems like more of a turkey thing…?

SUIT #1: Should we name him something literary? Something like Dogstoyev-

VISIONARY: No. His name is Wishbone.

Read more The Pitch Meeting for Wishbone at The Toast.

27 Jul 21:29

Look to the Stars

by John Cole
Robert.mccowen

Shared both for the meme and the link to the Washington Post article with the headline "Uranus May Be Full Of Surprises".

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This is cool:

NASA’s New Horizons spacecraft is at Pluto.

After a decade-long journey through our solar system, New Horizons made its closest approach to Pluto Tuesday, about 7,750 miles above the surface — roughly the same distance from New York to Mumbai, India – making it the first-ever space mission to explore a world so far from Earth.

“I’m delighted at this latest accomplishment by NASA, another first that demonstrates once again how the United States leads the world in space,” said John Holdren, assistant to the President for Science and Technology and director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy. “New Horizons is the latest in a long line of scientific accomplishments at NASA, including multiple missions orbiting and exploring the surface of Mars in advance of human visits still to come; the remarkable Kepler mission to identify Earth-like planets around stars other than our own; and the DSCOVR satellite that soon will be beaming back images of the whole Earth in near real-time from a vantage point a million miles away. As New Horizons completes its flyby of Pluto and continues deeper into the Kuiper Belt, NASA’s multifaceted journey of discovery continues.

That’s tax money well spent.

For those of you who follow me on the twitter tube, I am completely incapable of reading any tweet about space exploration without retweeting it and asking “But What About URANUS?,” so this headline for me is just amazing.

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27 Jul 21:28

Tiny Octopus Is So Cute Scientists Might Name It 'Adorabilis' - D-brief

Robert.mccowen

I can't be the only one in the world who noticed the blatantly obvious resemblance...

HERMES: The flight had a stopover on the Brain Slug Planet. Hermes liked it so much he decided to stay of his own free will.
FRY: Hermes has all the fun!

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(Screenshot from YouTube/Science Friday)

Deep in the ocean’s cold, dark waters lives a species of wide-eyed octopus that will surely warm your heart with pure cuteness.

Up until now, these peculiar creatures have gone unnamed. Now, scientists are preparing to formally name the species, and they’re considering the one word that captures this tiny cephalopod’s essence: Opisthoteuthis adorabilis.

Naming Rights

Researchers have been collecting and studying these unidentified cephalopods since 1990, but no one undertook the exhaustive process to scientifically identify them. Scientists need to study newly discovered creatures — inside and out — to clearly describe how they are unique from other species that may be closely related. New species identifications, including a name, are then published as articles in scientific journals.

This species belongs to the Opistotheuthis genus, which includes octopus species that are notable for their compressed shape and stumpy, webbed limbs. The naming task in this case falls on Stephanie Bush, a researcher at the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute, who has been working hard to classify these aquatic animals.

A Fitting Name

Bush and her team are caring for these creatures in super-chilled, dark aquariums in order to study their internal and external anatomy. The tiny cephalopods have gelatinous, fragile bodies with huge eyes. They spend their days spreading their webbed tentacles and floating through the water, using tiny fins that look like hippo ears to steer. Bush has also dissected the creatures to describe their internal anatomy. And since she’s put in the time, she’s earned exclusive naming rights.

“As someone that’s describing the species you get to pick what the specific name is,” Bush told Science Friday. “One of the thoughts I had was making it Opisthoteuthis adorabilis because they’re really cute.”

What do you think its name should be? Tell us in the comments!

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15 Jul 21:50

How About Quit Telling Me How Long To Nap For

Robert.mccowen

So the Toast is basically indispensable, and pieces like this are why.

Pretty sick of hearing from science exactly how long a nap should be. Are you coming over to nudge me out of this bed at exactly 4:47 before I cascade into a REM whirlpool, my friends? Because if not kindly do not come crowding around at me with this “twenty minute” business, as that is no good to me at all.

Look at this graph. I see this graph everywhere. I don’t know where it came from, I found it on “secrets of the fed dot com,” which I think is probably not its original source:

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I’m sick three-quarters-and-a-half-to-death of these nap studies telling me how long I can sleep in the afternoon for. “Only sleep for six minutes after a half a cup of coffee between 2:22 and 2:38 for optimal nap results, any longer could result in Bad Vibes,” well guess what, science, the only nap results I am looking for is BEING ASLEEP

James Maas, former chairman of the Department of Psychology at Cornell University who is widely credited with coining the term “power nap,” says people should choose between 20 and 90 minutes for a power nap, should set an alarm, only nap if they haven’t had adequate sleep (7.5 hours or more), sleep in a space heated at 65 to 68 degrees Fahrenheit, and rest laying down.

Okay, JAMES, I won’t sleep doing cartwheels in my Volcano Room or whatnot, but a lot of these circumstances are right outside of my wheelhousery of controllment, do you know what I mean? Here’s my issue, James my man:

It takes one a while to fall asleep of a night, yes? You lie around a bit, thinking about things you’ve done or you might do, and your brain sort of circles around in your skull like a dog, checking things out before it curls up for the night, and sometimes your brain does a quick little self-scan of like hey we asleep yet team? and then you get a little extra bolt of alertness cos you have to tell your brain nah friend not just yet, gettin’ there though, check back in later, and that can sometimes add ten to fifteen minutes of the Transitioning To No More Awake Eyes process. Which is no big deal when you have a big chunk of the clock carved out for lying motionless in bed ahead of you, but when you only give yourself twenty to thirty minutes to sleep in the first place, my patriot of com, you’re setting yourself up for a nice batch of Not Ever Falling Asleep At All But Instead A Half Hour Of Lying Down At A Real Specific Temperature Wondering If I’m Asleep Yet Oh No Time’s Up.

Tags: science, shut up, sleep
15 Jul 14:56

Long Read: “The Really Big One”

by Anne Laurie

Nightmare fuel, and for once I’m not talking Repub politics. Kathryn Schulz, in the New Yorker:

Most people in the United States know just one fault line by name: the San Andreas, which runs nearly the length of California and is perpetually rumored to be on the verge of unleashing “the big one.” That rumor is misleading, no matter what the San Andreas ever does. Every fault line has an upper limit to its potency, determined by its length and width, and by how far it can slip. For the San Andreas, one of the most extensively studied and best understood fault lines in the world, that upper limit is roughly an 8.2—a powerful earthquake, but, because the Richter scale is logarithmic, only six per cent as strong as the 2011 event in Japan.

Just north of San Andreas, however, lies another fault line. Known as the Cascadia subduction zone, it runs for seven hundred miles off the coast of the Pacific Northwest, beginning near Cape Mendocino, California, continuing along Oregon and Washington, and terminating around Vancouver Island, Canada. The “Cascadia” part of its name comes from the Cascade Range, a chain of volcanic mountains that follow the same course a hundred or so miles inland. The “subduction zone” part refers to a region of the planet where one tectonic plate is sliding underneath (subducting) another. Tectonic plates are those slabs of mantle and crust that, in their epochs-long drift, rearrange the earth’s continents and oceans. Most of the time, their movement is slow, harmless, and all but undetectable. Occasionally, at the borders where they meet, it is not…

… When the next very big earthquake hits, the northwest edge of the continent, from California to Canada and the continental shelf to the Cascades, will drop by as much as six feet and rebound thirty to a hundred feet to the west—losing, within minutes, all the elevation and compression it has gained over centuries. Some of that shift will take place beneath the ocean, displacing a colossal quantity of seawater… The water will surge upward into a huge hill, then promptly collapse. One side will rush west, toward Japan. The other side will rush east, in a seven-hundred-mile liquid wall that will reach the Northwest coast, on average, fifteen minutes after the earthquake begins. By the time the shaking has ceased and the tsunami has receded, the region will be unrecognizable. Kenneth Murphy, who directs FEMA’s Region X, the division responsible for Oregon, Washington, Idaho, and Alaska, says, “Our operating assumption is that everything west of Interstate 5 will be toast.”

In the Pacific Northwest, everything west of Interstate 5 covers some hundred and forty thousand square miles, including Seattle, Tacoma, Portland, Eugene, Salem (the capital city of Oregon), Olympia (the capital of Washington), and some seven million people. When the next full-margin rupture happens, that region will suffer the worst natural disaster in the history of North America…

… [W]e now know that the odds of the big Cascadia earthquake happening in the next fifty years are roughly one in three. The odds of the very big one are roughly one in ten. Even those numbers do not fully reflect the danger—or, more to the point, how unprepared the Pacific Northwest is to face it. The truly worrisome figures in this story are these: Thirty years ago, no one knew that the Cascadia subduction zone had ever produced a major earthquake. Forty-five years ago, no one even knew it existed…

Including some very nifty detail about back-dating the last big event through Native American folk transmission and Japanese tsunami records.

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15 Jul 14:46

ROYAL RUMBLE

by Ed
Robert.mccowen

The full polling data can be found here, if anyone's interested: http://www.suffolk.edu/academics/10741.php

One nugget not quoted in this story is the following: of the GOP presidential candidates about whom the question was asked, here are their net approval ratings (favorable minus unfavorable):
Ben Carson: 6.1%
Scott Walker: 1.6%
Jeb Bush: -6.5%
Mike Huckabee: -7.9%
Marco Rubio: -13.6%
Rand Paul: -14.1%
Donald Trump: -37.4%

That last bit is not a typo, and in fact almost as many people disliked Donald Trump as had even *heard* of Ben Carson.

One of the ego-killing aspects of academia is realizing that one's skills are not necessarily highly valued in other "industries." In my case the nearest I have to a marketable skill in the Real World is a good command of polling methodology and the psychology of survey response. I know my stuff in that area. Even so, it never fails to amaze me how much I don't know. For instance, I have no real clue (and I'm not alone here) how to poll usefully a 17-way race. Rarely is that necessary in American politics. Rarely, as 2016 is demonstrating, is different from Never.

I have to be very honest here regarding the Republican nomination: I haven't the slightest idea right now who's going to win. Look at these recent numbers via PollingReport.com:

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As always it is advisable to be very leery of any poll in which "Don't Know" or "Unsure" is kicking the asses of the actual candidates. That's a reminder that a lot of people haven't started paying attention to this election yet (and who can blame them, being 15 months out). More amusingly, note that 13 (!!!) of the candidates are polling less than the margin of error of +/-5.3% in this poll. That means that despite the length of this list of options, only the top four have a level of support statistically distinguishable from zero with any confidence. The handful of candidates at 1% or zero are getting a very strong "Don't waste your time and money" signal here, although I'm sure they're busy telling themselves right now that all 30% of respondents who are Unsure will go for Bobby Jindal once the race heats up. Good luck with that.

There is an old saying in football that if you have three quarterbacks, you have no quarterback. That is, if your group of QBs does not have one person good enough to stand out above the others, what you really have is three pretty lousy players. Competition can be good for the parties, but looking over this list of knaves and has-beens gives me the sense that the saying applies here as well. If you have 17 candidates, you don't have a candidate. The fact that every one of these knuckleheads can look at the field and legitimately conclude "Hey, I could win this thing!" should be terrifying the GOP right now. With Joe Biden unlikely to run (and unlikely to do well were he to ill-advisedly choose to do so) the Democratic field is shaping up to be a classic two-way race not entirely unlike the 2008 nomination contest. It doesn't guarantee a general election victory but it certainly speaks to the strength of the frontrunning candidate in the Democratic field that not every Tom, Dick, and Harry in the party is saying "Why the hell not?" and throwing his hat in the ring.

10 Jul 18:31

Basin and Range

by Erik Loomis
Robert.mccowen

The NYT article has a great link. The new Basin and Range Nat'l Monument includes two big desert valleys... and an enormous abstract outdoor sculpture called "City", discussed here: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/17/arts/design/michael-heizers-big-work-and-long-view.html

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Good on Harry Reid to push so hard against the Cliven Bundys of his state and make his legacy protecting huge swaths of land from development. And good on his political skills for pushing it to the top of Obama’s land agenda, to the point where 700,000 acres will soon be named Basin and Range National Monument. And in these days of intensely partisan land conservation struggles, it is remarkable for its size and for the president’s willingness to go around the complex politics that most recent national monuments have undergone to slowly build some kind of local consensus around designation. That’s all about Harry Reid’s political career and his political acumen.

Obama did officially protect Basin and Range today, along with 300,000 acres at Berryessa Snow Mountain in California and the Waco mammoth site.










02 Jul 20:27

Go Straight to Hell, New York Times

Robert.mccowen

I don't particularly like guacamole, and even I can tell this is some BULLSHIT.

Add green peas to your guacamole. Trust us. http://t.co/7imMY9c2ph pic.twitter.com/oeOMt2qgmh

July 1, 2015

What the fuck even is this.

Contact the author at anna.merlan@jezebel.com.
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02 Jul 15:28

Eric Metaxas says ‘Amen’ to Ann Coulter’s anti-immigrant racism

by Fred Clark
Robert.mccowen

I've been wondering for a while how far Ann Coulter would have to go to become persona non grata at any reasonably mainstream news outlet. I'm not naive to think this will do it, but I can hope.

It also occurs to me that (in addition to the fact that she's using explicitly white-supremacist talking points and echoing Dylann Roof), she's also basically saying the same thing that finally got NBC to separate from Donald Trump. Is this an emerging meme I should be paying attention to?

I haven’t paid any attention to right-wing publicity hoarder Ann Coulter in several years. She seems well past the Palin Threshold — the point at which a self-appointed “provocateur” is reduced to shouting “Look at me! Look at me!

But Coulter is once again apparently having an influence on the Fox-watching white voters who made many of her earlier books best-sellers. And this time around, white evangelicals seem eager to buy what she’s selling.

Coulter has a new book out — one that offers her idea of a political strategy for conservative Republicans in the years ahead. That strategy can be summed up as this: Demonizing LGBT people has run it’s course. Conservatives should now focus on demonizing immigrants.

The core structure of the message doesn’t need to change: Take back America from Them; Our way of life depends on destroying the barbarians at the gates; They are threatening our children, our women, our religion, etc. But Coulter wants her party to shift away from the Big Gay Them to the Nasty Mexican Them.

That’s the theme of her new book, ¡Adios America! The Left’s Plan to Turn Our Country Into a Third-World Hellhole. The Southern Poverty Law Center notes that the footnotes to Coulter’s book include numerous positive citations of white nationalists and anti-immigrant hate groups. We’re talking about groups like VDARE — groups that are not just arguably white supremacist and anti-Semitic, but proudly and defiantly so.

And Coulter is similarly proud and defiant in asserting her own white supremacist views and her vile ideology of ethnic contagion and the cultural inferiority of non-white, non-Americans. Mikayla Bean offered a sampling of Coulter’s argument for Right Wing Watch:

“America is not a ‘nation of immigrants,’ it is not an ‘idea,’ it was never ‘diverse,’ and ‘diversity’ is a catastrophe.” And, she says, America is white: “Without the white settlers, what is known as ‘America’ would still be an unnamed continent full of migratory tribes chasing the rear end of a buffalo every time their stomachs growled.” …

“What’s going to happen when a mostly white senior population is being supported by a mostly brown younger population,” Coulter wonders, before asserting that “despite a hegemonic propaganda campaign about all cultures being equal, they aren’t.” She continues that “there’s nothing good about diversity, other than the food, and we don’t need 128 million Mexicans for the restaurants.”

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Published in “The Christian Beacon,” in 1964. Broadcast on “The Eric Metaxas Show,” in 2015.

And when it comes to Somalis, “even Somalia doesn’t want Somalis,” so why should we?

… “Ninety percent of the names on the U.S. Marshals’ list of most wanted criminals would not have been recognizable as names fifty years ago,” she claims. And, moreover, “the dream of many ‘Dreamers’ is to rob, assault, and murder Americans.”

“When it comes to multiculturalism,” Coulter warns, “you can’t say, We love the empanadas— but we don’t want 40-year-old men raping their nieces. You don’t get to choose. This is not a buffet.”  And just so everyone is clear, “gang rape, child rape, elder rape, and murder rape are highly correlated with specific ethnic groups — ethnic groups we are bringing to America by the busload.”

What about white rapists? They simply do not exist, writes Coulter. This is because “white, Protestant, Anglo-Saxon America” is alone in the world as a haven for minorities, women, children, plants, and animals. None have fared so well in any other culture.” America, a nation that has apparently been “taking rape seriously since the first settlers arrived,” is chock-full of “neurotic” women and journalists who cook up “false accusations of rape against American white men.” In fact, “under the diversity regime, everyone gets special rights and privileges, except white men.”

This is indistinguishable from what alleged killer Dylann Roof said as he opened fire in a Charleston church service: “You rape our women and you’re taking over our country. And you have to go.”

Coulter is saying precisely what Roof said.

Here she is, summarizing her argument early last month on a radio program:

If something drastic isn’t done right away, it is going to be George McGovern’s America, it is going to be La Raza’s America, it is going to be Uganda, basically. And get used to having segregated buses and subways, as they have in India and Mexico, because of the way women are treated and sexually abused there; get used to your little girls being raped and being pregnant.

Coulter said that on “The Eric Metaxas Show” — part of the “Christian-formatted” Salem Radio Network. Metaxas is a popular, respected figure in mainstream white evangelical culture. He’s a contributor to Christianity Today magazine, spoke at the National Prayer Breakfast, and never gets viewed suspiciously by white evangelical gatekeepers as someone who might potentially be “controversial.”

So how did this good Christian man respond to Coulter’s aggressive promotion of Roofian racism?

He invited her back. Coulter returned to “The Eric Metaxas Show” last week, to talk some more about immigration and all the brown people who have to go because they’re raping our women and taking over our country.

And Eric Metaxas agrees with her:

Metaxas tied anti-immigrant politics to the idea of American exceptionalism, saying that that “in order for America to fulfill its mission to the world, we’re supposed to bless the world. This country has been a blessing to all the countries that are not America, from practically day one.”

“We won’t be anymore,” retorted Coulter.

“That’s the point,” continued Metaxas. “Because if you care about people who are not in America … then you must let America be America” instead of “undermining America’s ability to be America.”

Super-patriot Coulter agreed and added: “It won’t be America, it’ll be Mexico.”

This is white evangelical Christianity in America.

 

 

30 Jun 21:28

Girl Scouts Returns $100,000 After Donor Said Money Can't Help Transgender Girls

“It was a sad decision, but it was a really quick one.”
26 Jun 16:59

Scientists Finally Decide Which Bit of This Weird Animal is the Head

In 1977, British palaeontologist Simon Conway-Morris discovered the fossil of a truly weird animal, which he named Hallucigenia because of its “bizarre and dream-like quality”. He wasn’t kidding. The creature was so strange that it took fourteen years for scientists to work out which way up it stood. And now, nearly four decades after its original discovery, we finally know—clearly and conclusively—which end is the head.

Hallucigenia lived around 508 million years ago, and it was first unearthed in a famous Canadian fossil field called the Burgess Shale. When Conway-Morris set his eyes upon it, he saw a long tubular body, between 1 and 5 centimetres long. Seven pairs of long spines stuck out in one direction, while seven pairs of tentacles stuck out in the other, with what looked like little mouths on their tips. There was nothing distinct at one end, and a non-descript blob ballooning from the other. Where was the head? Or the back?

Conway-Morris guessed that the creature used its spines like stilts for walking along the ocean floor, while the tentacles plucked food out of the overlying water. Then, in 1991, a set of related Chinese fossils showed that Conway-Morris’ reconstruction was upside-down. The “tentacles” were legs. The “mouths” on their tips were claws. And the “stilts” were spines that stuck out of the creature’s back, probably for defence.

When I wrote about Hallucigenia last year, I said, “Even now, no one’s entirely sure about the head.” Some thought that the blobby balloon was rather head-like, but others said that it represented bodily fluids, which had leaked out the animal’s backside after its death.

Now Martin Smith and Jean-Bernard Caron have finally solved that mystery. They looked at new well-preserved specimens, and also re-analysed the existing ones with the latest microscopes. “It was about time we took some modern techniques to see what secrets it had,” says Smith.

Their analysis revealed that the head is the end opposite the blobby balloon. For a start, it has eyes. They appear as a pair of dark spots, which “really pop out under an electron microscope,” says Smith. These spots probably represent the visual pigments that were part of the animal’s original eyes. Since they appear as solid masses rather than spotty grids, they imply that Hallucigenia had simple eyes rather than the compound ones of insects.

The end with the eyes also had a mouth—again, clearly the head. There was a hole with a ring of spines around it, and further back, a set of needle-like teeth in the throat. That sounds like a fearsome set-up but there’s nothing predatory about Hallucigenia. Instead, Smith thinks that it used the spines to make its mouth rigid so it could suck up its food, while the throat teeth helped to ratchet its mouthfuls towards its stomach. (In some specimens, Smith and Caron could even make our the creature’s entire gut.)

Behind the head, Hallucigenia had 10 pairs of limbs. The first three were slender, short, and clawless. Who knows what they were for? They could have been sensory organs, like antennae. They might have been covered in feathery growths for filtering plankton from the water. They might even have acted as tentacles. “You can imagine them cuddling a sponge,” says Smith.

The last seven pairs of limbs are clearly legs, though, and “in many specimens, it was clear that the body ends with a pair of legs,” says Smith. The legs had no joints, so Hallucigenia probably controlled them by changing the pressure of the fluid within, much like starfish and sea urchins do today. Alternatively, the large spines on the back might have acted as anchor points for large muscles, which powered into the legs. After all, there were seven pairs of spines and seven pairs of legs. Perhaps this extinct weirdo was a walking suspension bridge.

Hallucigenia-fossilThese discoveries are relevant to more than just Hallucigenia. The animal was most closely related today’s velvet worms—glue-spitting, colourful, multi-legged creatures. That would make them part of the ecdysozoans—a super-successful group of animals that includes insects, spiders and scorpions, crustaceans, centipedes and millipedes, nematode worms, velvet worms, and lesser known groups like the invincible tardigrades and the unfortunately named penis worms.

The mouths of these creatures are extremely variable. The velvet worms and arthropods basically have simple holes with unarmed throats. The penis worms, however, have mouths that are surrounded by spines and throats that are covered with teeth—which are uncannily close to what Smith and Caron saw in Hallucigenia. This suggests that the ancestor of the ecdysozoans also had similarly complex mouthparts, which were then lost in some lineages like the velvet worms.

Hallucigenia might have more to say about the ancestry of this super-group, but for now, Smith is content about finally knowing what it looks like. “I think it’s pretty unambiguous what we’re looking at,” he says. “I don’t think we’re going to turn it over again or back to front.”

Reference: Smith & Caron. 2015. Hallucigenia’s head and the pharyngeal armature of early ecdysozoans. Nature http://dx.doi.org/10.1038/nature14573

26 Jun 16:05

The Customer

Robert.mccowen

I don't exactly know why, but this struck me as hilarious.

25 Jun 05:00

Jurassic World: The Series

Robert.mccowen

The bookmarklet is flagging a comment, rather than the post itself. Click through...

Anyway, I am mad at this blog post because, going forward, I will never not regret that this show doesn't exist.

(I'm also irritated at Jurassic World because, despite having watched it dubbed in Portuguese, there were a number of gaping plot holes.For instance: the raptor pen has multiple redundant layers of security, but the pen for the massive, dangerous, chimeric "Indominus rex" has... one big gate.)

@JamesV

Yours is a little bit unwieldy. I would have gone with “Parks and Rex.”

I’ve seen Jurassic World. It was about as good as Lost World. Not as good as the first one, better than the third one, which was just dire. It’s mainly carried on the back of Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, and Vincent D’Onofrio.

Its main failure, I think, isn’t so much that it’s about the animals breaking free and eating people (again) it’s that they don’t even bother to explore the consequences of that in the context of a big, filled park.

You could completely empty the park of all guests except the people who actually have names and lines, and you’d get literally the same movie. The fact that this time, the park is full of people should have been an interesting source of drama. How do you evacuate 20,000 tourists amidst a horde of escaping dinosaurs, some of whom are wounded, some of whom are stubborn, entitled idiots, some of whom are just scared? Are the dinosaurs smart enough to do things like cut off obvious escape routes, blockade the docks, etc? Do the trainers have sufficient rapport with some of them to safely escort groups of people past dangerous carnivores? You know, stuff like that.

Only none of that happens. All the tourists are evacuated to a mammoth secure set of bunkers, and then ships come and take them away. Yeah, yeah, sure, pteranadon attack, some people got picked up and dropped from a great height… that was it. And you could have removed the running, screaming crowds and replaced them with running, scream park workers and you would still have had the same movie.

Now, on the one hand, at least this proves that this time, the people who build Jurassic World actually knew what the fuck they were doing. Their security actually works and is effective, at least until they actually breed the worlds smartest, deadliest murder lizard. So is their disaster response. It’s not the half-assed, a-child-could-have-designed-better-security we got in the first film.

On the other hand, that’s a little bit dull. Like I said, if you’re gonna fill the park with people, said people-filling should actually be somewhat relevant to the plot of the film and not just a backdrop. You know?

Also, this might be a sign that I’m getting old, but I’m so so SO done with the kids. I was of an age with Tim and Lex when the first movie came out, and I still like them (I re-watched them all recently) but I don’t even remember the names of Claire’s stupid nephews; just that you had older annoying dickhead who treats women like shit, and younger annoying kid who needed a haircut and probably has some kind of hyperactivity problem he should see about sorting out. Their family drama was also utterly uninteresting. I could have stood to see more about the lives of the control room people, who actually seemed interesting.

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24 Jun 22:17

QOTD

by Scott Lemieux

President-Jefferson-Davis

Paul Butler of Georgetown Law:

I have no respect for your ancestors. As far as your ancestors are concerned, I shouldn’t be a law professor at Georgetown. I should be a slave. That’s why they fought that war. I don’t understand what it means to be proud of a legacy of terrorism and violence. Last week at this time, I was in Israel. The idea that a German would say, you know, that thing we did called the Holocaust, that was wrong, but I respect the courage of my Nazi ancestors. That wouldn’t happen. The reason people can say what you said in the United States, is because, again, black life just doesn’t matter to a lot of people.

[HT]








24 Jun 15:54

Stowaway Cat (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker

I love the “oh shiiiitttt” look on the pilot’s face at about the one minute mark when he first sees the cat. Can’t quite figure out the passenger’s reaction. Did the pilot tell her about the cat and say “DON’T LOOK!” or something? Because when she finally does look, she doesn’t seem surprised.

My guess is that puddy tat found a firmly grounded hidey-hole immediately upon disembarking and stayed in it a good long while. Poor critter.

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24 Jun 13:33

Comic: Nightlight

by tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho)
Robert.mccowen

How is this not an RPG setting already?

New Comic: Nightlight
24 Jun 13:30

Why Republicans saw Charleston as an assault on religion, in 1 chart

Robert.mccowen

(facepalm)

I kind of wish there were longitudinal data available for this item, because I'd bet this is a problem that's developed since the 1980s.

After the slayings of nine people at a historic African American church in Charleston, S.C., last week, many Republican politicians were quick to characterize it as an assault on religious liberty. But they were a little slower to invoke racism -- a motive that quickly became apparent as we all dug into shooting suspect Dylann Roof's increasingly long paper trail of white supremacism.

But looking at the chart below, it's pretty clear that many Americans -- and especially Republicans -- might have had a similar initial reaction.

The Public Religion Research Institute study shows about half of Americans say that "discrimination against Christians has become as big a problem as discrimination against other groups."


About one-quarter (24 percent) of Americans say they "completely agree" with this statement, while another quarter (25 percent) say they mostly agree.

The results were pretty partisan, too, with 65 percent of Republicans, but only 34 percent of Democrats, saying they agreed with that statement.

And just to reinforce, the question was not whether Christians face any discrimination at all; it's whether the discrimination they face is as big a problem as the discrimination faced by other groups. Those other groups, logic follows, would include African Americans and others that throughout history have faced well-documented and long-running forms of overt discrimination.

Of course, tragedies like the one in Charleston don't happen in a vacuum. And it was hard to escape the likely racial motivations of a white man walking into the historic Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church and shooting dead nine people.

But it's also clear that about half of Americans see the predominant religion in the United States -- a religion claimed by more than 70 percent of people in this country -- as facing real discrimination comparable to that faced by, ostensibly, African Americans and others.

23 Jun 16:26

It's raining lampreys — time to leave this terrifying planet

Hope you weren’t too excited about living on Earth, because as far as I can tell, it’s turning into a living nightmare: Lampreys are raining from the sky in Fairbanks, Alaska.

It’s not just any ol’ fray o’ fish — Arctic lampreys are jawless, slimy, blood-sucking terror monsters, which subsist by clamping to prey and sucking out their blood and body fluids. Here’s more from Quartz:

The key to this gory diet lies in its plunger-like “mouthpart,” as biologists call it, the mouth and tongue of which are lined with dozens of sharp yellow teeth. The mouthpart’s shape allows it to clamp onto fish—salmon, for instance, or sharks. It then uses its teeth and “tongue teeth” to slice and scrape its victim’s flesh until it draws its bloody meal.

Well, OK, to be fair — only four lampreys have been found in the Fairbanks area so far, but that’s more lampreys than you would ever want to meet in the wild. Trust that!

And there may be a logical explanation for all of this:

Though Alaska authorities aren’t totally sure what’s going on, they have a solid working theory. Hungry gulls are likely scooping adult lampreys—which have returned to a nearby river to spawn—and then dropping them when the squirmy fish prove too unwieldy to fly with, according to the Alaska fish and game department.

Yeah, or that’s just what the lampreys want you to think. THINK ABOUT IT.

23 Jun 15:01

The Kind of Right Angles and Hard Falls Our Kids Need to Gain Moral Fiber

by Erik Loomis

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I think most of us who grew up in the 70s and 80s, British or American, understand all too well the brutalist playground with its right angles, ugly architecture, and hard, hard surfaces. These examples are more extreme than our average playground but in the same universe as what we knew.








23 Jun 14:53

Monday Afternoon Open Thread

by Betty Cracker
Robert.mccowen

In case anyone wondered, this did not happen for me. Although I certainly wouldn't have minded.

...I did have a small video-game marathon planned, but that ended up also not working out. On the plus side, I'm really enjoying Katherine Addison's "The Goblin Emperor".

As is our custom on Fathers’ Day, the mister got to pick a dessert and have it served to him while watching television, as if he were the King of Sheba. He chose a banana split:

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I had a junior version, and it was delicious. Please feel free to discuss whatever. Open thread!

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