Hpecker

Haha, oh boom.

The “50/50 bank” lets you drop a coin in the top and watch it fall into one of two separate tubs of change. But I want to know what college can be paid for with a handful of change. For that matter, I wanna know where I can take a trip to a casino and spend less than thirty bucks.

joshsundquist:

For more on this subject, watch my new YouTube video in which I discuss the trajectory Matthew McConaughey’s abs and acting career.

nprfreshair:

Fresh Air: For the Elderly Hipsters.

via NYT Mag

Shit is sweet.

yall are going straight bugs bunny up in this shit

dogg u need 2 chill

Man, seriously.

Rex Tillerson, Asshole of the Day for February 23, 2014

By The Daily Edge 

Rex Tillerson doesn’t give a shit about people or the planet. We already knew that.

But there’s one thing he does care about: Money.

Not your money, of course. Just his company’s, his shareholders, and, naturally, his own.

So maybe it’s no surprise that he’s finally found the ONE PLACE IN THE WORLD where he opposes fracking. Near his house.

As Think Progress reports: “When he is acting as Exxon CEO, not a homeowner, Tillerson has lashed out at fracking critics and proponents of regulation.” In other words, when it’s your town being disrupted, your water supply being polluted, and your property values being diminished, Tillerson doesn’t give a flying f**k.

But when his $5M property may be affected, Tillerson is drops his “Frack, Baby, Frack!” sign and picks up the one saying “Not In My Back Yard!”

Asshole.

Full story: http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2014/02/21/3316881/exxon-ceo-protests-fracking/

Weird.

jtotheizzoe:

Just a reminder that a cell is not a bag of water, but rather a crowded metropolis of macromolecules. The reality of cell biology, while more complicated than what your textbook shows you, is much cooler than a simple cartoon.

When you look at the inside of a cell as the crowded, semi-organized, collision-riddled mess that it really is, you’ll look at every bit of biological chemistry in a new way.

(The image of a super-crowded cytoplasm comes from this PLOS paper)

I’ve got real problems. Systemics, are you with me on this one?

Oh, and if you like this one you’d probably like The Cycle of Time Suck.

Dear Cops: it would be nice if you made it at least a little less obvious how fucking racist you are.

PS. Fuck you.

Oh shit whuuuuuut

beatonna:

wolfhard:

Cheers Roleplaying Game, (a character sheet example)

I’d really like this to be a real game.

I saw this a few days ago and have been thinking of it since.  Do you follow Steve?  He is a good friend and his work has the ultimate charm.  He and his wife Leslie also are board game PROS.

Steve, make this happen!

lulubonanza:

Godzilla with leading lady Momoko Kochi
1954

theatlantic:

When You Fall in Love, This is What Facebook Sees

Facebook might understand your romantic prospects better than you do.

In a blog post published yesterday, the company’s team of data scientists announced that statistical evidence hints at budding relationships before the relationships start.

As couples become couples, Facebook data scientist Carlos Diuk writes, the two people enter a period of courtship, during which timeline posts increase. After the couple makes it official, their posts on each others’ walls decrease—presumably because the happy two are spending more time together.

Read more. [Image: Facebook]