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These photographs, by New York-based Bing Wright, feature reflections of sunsets in shattered mirrors.

Amazing

Oh man. I was wondering if those were stained glass at first. O_o So gorgeous!

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Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.

Bad Girl Scout Cookies

David Green, Asshole of the Day for July 2, 2014

by TeaPartyCat (Follow @TeaPartyCat)

Hobby Lobby CEO won his case against the Obamacare contraception mandate this week, with the Supreme Court pretending, for the first time ever, that for-profit corporations have religious rights, just like people do. We named Justice Alito Asshole of the Day for these new corporate religious rights he made up out of thin air.

But the story doesn’t end there. A big part of the case hinged on the "strongly-held religious beliefs" of Hobby Lobby’s owner when it came to abortion. He believed, despite medical and scientific evidence to the contrary, that certain forms of birth control were in fact abortifacients, meaning they cause abortions. “Strongly-held religious beliefs”. That’s the key here.

But are they really a strongly-held religious belief? Back in April it was discovered that the company 401K for Hobby Lobby was invested in companies that made those drugs that David Green found so objectionable. And also at the time, many people pointed out that Hobby Lobby products are mostly made in China, a country which has widespread abortion, with women forced to have them after their first child. But none of those things seemed to bother Mr. Green— his “strongly-held religious belief” only seems to apply when it comes to the employee health care plan.

And now we know it’s even more cynical than that. Apparently Hobby Lobby covered these abortifacients up until the moment that Obamacare required them:

The Greens re-examined the company’s health insurance policy back in 2012, shortly before filing the lawsuit. A Wall Street Journal story says they looked into their plan after being approached by an attorney from the Becket Fund for Religious Liberty about possible legal action over the federal government’s contraceptives requirement.

That was when, according to the company’s complaint, they were surprised to learn their prescription drug policy included two drugs, Plan B and ella, which are emergency contraceptive pills that reduce the chance of pregnancy in the days after unprotected sex. The government does not consider morning-after pills as abortifacients because they are used to prevent eggs from being fertilized (not to induce abortions once a woman is pregnant). This is not, however, what the Green family believes, which is that life begins at conception and these drugs impede the survival of fertilized eggs.

At any rate, Hobby Lobby stopped covering those drugs in its plan and took the health care contraceptive mandate to court, represented by the Becket Fund.

The only caveat here is Hobby Lobby said it didn’t know it was covering the drugs.

"Coverage of these drugs was not included knowingly or deliberately by the Green family. Such coverage is out of step with the rest of the Hobby Lobby’s policies, which explicitly exclude abortion-causing contraceptive devices and pregnancy-terminating drugs," the company stated in its court filing.

Now you could argue that the company owners didn’t know, and that the moment they realized it, they changed it in accordance with their religious beliefs. But I call bullshit, and here’s why:

If opposition to abortion is such a “strongly-held religious belief”, then why does the company seem so passive about checking for abortion in the places that so many other religious people always look?

• They never looked at what companies their 401K was invested in
• They continue to buy the bulk of their products from China, the abortion capital of the world
• They never checked to see what drugs they were covering

Now every one of these things has a solution— the 401K could invest in funds that don’t include those drug manufacturers, they could buy their products from somewhere else, and they could have never covered those drugs in the first place. But they did none of this.

So I ask you, does this sound like the actions of someone with “strongly-held religious beliefs”? It sure doesn’t to me. It sounds like someone who doesn’t care until someone else points it out, and specifically someone who hates Obamacare first and finds a reason later.

Just contrast it with someone who does have strongly-held beliefs:

Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.

Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.

Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.

Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.

Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn’t find one?

Marge: [crying] We… went… fishing.

Lionel Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?

Yeah, that’s right. David Green’s “strongly-held religious beliefs” look pretty weak when compared to Homer Simpson’s commitment to all-you-can-eat fish.

So, for suddenly having “strongly-held religious beliefs” only when he could use it to oppose Obamacare, David Green is the Asshole of the Day.

It is David Green's second time as Asshole of the Day. His previous win was for refusing to cover birth control on religious grounds, all the while the employee 401K was invested in those same drugs.

Full story: Sally Kohn at The Daily Beast and Politifact

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Goddamn, fuck all those piece of shit toads.

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In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men

americans: can we have lower interest rates on student loans? maybe fix how health care is handled? gun control? equal marriage rights?
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congress: I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now

“It’s all about A.D.T - attention to detail.”

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sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

I was hired by a religious group to do an illustration for their printed brochure.  They loved it, and I sent them an invoice. Two months later I hadn’t been paid. 

I called them, and their manager said they had prayed to God about my invoice, and He told them to use the money for their cause instead.

I waited a few minutes and called him back. I told him that I had prayed to God about it, and He said they should pay me. 

They sent me a check.

Working from home is just terrible. It’s lonely, counter-productive, filled with distractions, and you can’t walk away from your work at the end of the day. Thankfully, there are some easy ways to combat this!

Step one: Set regular hours for yourself, this way you know when you’re working and when you’re not. Having an schedule is key.

Step two: Set aside a workspace for yourself. It helps if it is far away from where you have your leisure activities. Try working in a different room, perhaps even a different building that’s a short commute away.

Step three: Fill your off-site at-home workplace with your regular coworkers. It will offset the loneliness and improve communication. Make sure your boss is there too so you know your performance is up to snuff!

And just like that, you’ve escaped the doldrums of the stuffy office workplace in favor of working at home! Try it now! You can thank me later.

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Throwback Thursday

Pauline Klaws patented this “appliance for assisting the hearing” in 1902. “It is designed to be worn at lectures, concerts, theaters, and meetings by persons having defective hearing and by the people generally who at such entertainments or meetings, particularly large meetings, are unable or have difficulty in hearing a speaker.”

By 1993 this had evolved into the version below, patented by Mark Tilkens, who found it “particularly useful in hunting of game such as deer, to enhance a person’s ability to hear noises which otherwise may be drowned out by background noise.”

Seriously, fuck Batman.

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Information vs Knowledge

via Greg Russell

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The chainmail necktie is a great way to say “Sure, I have a job that requires me to wear a tie, but that doesn’t mean I want to be promoted.”

Weed, booze, and tobacco

“Sneaky Shorts” are a way to smuggle 24 ounces of booze into work, or a baseball game, or wherever you want to secretly carry booze in a thin liquid bag strapped to your upper thighs. If Sneaky Shorts are the solution to the problem you think you have, you may find out, ultimately, that you actually have a different problem.

How Powerful Is Your Passport?

via Raphael Padilla

18 Amazing Eye Make-up Ideas by Gemma Correll!

Amy Poehler: Mean Girls - Mrs. George (2004) vs. Parks & Recreation - Leslie Knope (2014)