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17 May 00:53

Anybody have any more gifs of this funny metal band? Having a hard time finding more. Not even sure who they are.

14 May 23:09

Wh...Why Did He Just Poke Me?

Wh...Why Did He Just Poke Me?

Submitted by: (via woodykalawatski)

Tagged: kittens , gifs , cute , confused , Cats
14 May 23:09

If the Shoe Fits, I Sits

If the Shoe Fits, I Sits

Submitted by: anselmbe

Tagged: boot , Cats , gifs , shoes , kttens
12 May 22:41

Door that's opaque when locked.

12 May 22:41

Algorithm Reveals Link Between Sour Cream And Traffic Accidents

by Colin Lecher

Data suggest: marriages in Alabama are causing deaths by electrocution, divorces in South Carolina are causing bees to produce more honey, and Nicolas Cage movies are saving thousands of lives each year. 

Tyler Vigen created a program, appropriately titled Spurious Correlations, that finds correlations between random data sets and produces a chart every minute. Thus, the .95 correlation between mozzarella cheese consumption and civil engineering doctorates is finally uncovered. The sets appear to use easily available information, includings loads of statistics about deaths, which lends the correlations a hilariously dark humor.

Funny? Yeah. Clearly it's a sendup of the sometimes dubious findings of certain studies. But, hey, good time for a reminder: we know "correlation is not causation" but don't immediately dismiss every correlation as irrelevant. Otherwise how will we recognize and stop the swimming-pool-related deaths caused by The Wicker Man?

[Spurious Correlations via Flowing Data]








12 May 22:37

Two Golden Monkeys at Shennonglia, China



12 May 22:37

Oculus Rift Roller Coaster Inception

Oculus Rift Roller Coaster Inception Guy experiences virtual roller coaster, riding real coaster! Possible puke all real.
12 May 21:52

To the guy who recorded the entire concert on his cell phone

12 May 21:51

Close Up of a Shrew's Nose

shrews gifs critters cute

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: shrews , gifs , critters , cute
12 May 21:50

Watch A Koenigsegg Make A Ferrari Enzo Look Like The Slowest Car Ever

by Travis Okulski

The Ferrari Enzo is one of the fastest cars to ever come out of Maranello. The Koenigsegg CCX thinks that's cute.

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12 May 21:49

The Best Jumps, Crashes, & Fires From The TORC Truck Race In Charlotte

by Andrew P Collins on Truck Yeah, shared by Matt Hardigree to Jalopnik

Charlotte Heights, North Carolina played host to the The Off-Road Championship on the weekend of April 25th, which gave them even more hours of epic jumping, rollovers, and fire-belching-exhaust-pipes footage to make one hell of a one-minute highlight reel.

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12 May 21:45

Salt-Cured, Soy-Marinated, and Fertilized: A Guide to Asia's Amazing Eggs

by Kevin Cox

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[Photographs: Kevin Cox, unless otherwise noted]

In 2009 an estimated 63 million metric tons of chicken eggs were produced around the world. A third of them came from China. Though the Western world has a well documented love affair with nature's perfect food, Asia has an obsession all its own, with an unmatched variety of cured, aged, stained, and even fertilized eggs sold right along side fresh eggs. Here's a look at what you'll find beneath their shells.

Salted Eggs

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Salted eggs are made by soaking duck or chicken eggs in brine or coating them with a thick salted charcoal paste. Crack through its mildly pungent aroma and you'll find a hazy, runny white and a blazingly orange yolk set into a granular custard. When cooked hard, the sweet and salty yolk imparts a rich, eggy flavor and sandy texture to other food.

How they're used: Salted eggs are most commonly eaten hardboiled as a condiment to congee, or used raw in savory sauces. The yolk alone is often crumbled or shaved over meats or tofu, stir-fried with vegetable greens, or mashed and whisked into creamy sauces or dressings.

Stir fried prawns with salted egg sauce.

In Southeast Asia they're a prized component in special dishes like Sri Lankan mud crab, which is drenched in salted egg cream sauce, or prawns stir fried with salted egg yolks for a rich, distinctly grainy egg undertone. In China and Singapore, salted egg yolks are baked into pastries and cooked into bak chang—bamboo leaf-wrapped triangles of dense glutinous rice formed around a core of pork, salted egg, and spices, And during Chinese Lunar New Year, salted egg mooncakes are common gifts, with the dense orange yolk representing the moon.

Where to find them: You can explore the unique flavor and texture of salted eggs at dim sum joints and in more traditional Chinese restaurants, where the yolk is grated finely over vegetables and meat, imparting a melt-in-your-mouth whisper of unparalleled rich egginess. If you want to try cooking with them yourself, keep an eye out for pre-cooked versions at well-stocked Chinese groceries and in online stores like eFoodDepot and Metzer Farms.

Century Eggs

Cut century eggs in the foreground.

One of the most famous—and most misunderstood—Asian preparations of egg, often found coated in mud and rice hulls and resting in baskets at Chinese markets. Also known as preserved egg, hundred-year egg, or thousand-year egg, it's a duck, chicken, or quail egg preserved in a mixture of clay, ash, salt and quicklime.

Despite the name(s), century eggs haven't been sitting in the bottom of a hole for years. The typical curing time is a few weeks or months, though they are certainly built to last. The mineral-ammonia odor of a cracked century egg earned it the name kai yeow maa in Thai, literally "horse urine egg." But the aroma is just the result of clay and salt curing.

The eggs need no adornment and keep well, making them popular with Chinese migrants as far back in history as the Ming dynasty.

But what do they taste like? Once cracked, the typically grayish speckled shell reveals a dark brown, translucent albumen that is rubbery in texture, with a hint of ammonia. The greenish/grey yolk packs a sulfuric punch and looks muddy and wet with a thick, creamy consistency—not a texture typically fancied by Westerners. But those who aren't put off by looks and smell are rewarded with a mild, gel-textured egg that bears only a faint taste of its mineral odor.

How they're used: One Cantonese treat consists of skewered century egg wedges with slices of pickled ginger. In Shanghai they are mixed with tofu, chili, spring onion, and a generous dousing of soy sauce. In Singapore you can find them adorning congee or pultry.

Where to find them: To try century eggs in the privacy of your own home, pick them up at well-stocked Sino-centric markets. They're usually pre-cooked and packed in Styrofoam boxes as dry goods.

Tea Eggs

Tea eggs are the closest thing you'll find in Asia to Easter eggs. Also known as tea-smoked or marble eggs, they're a hard-boiled eggs "decorated" with marble-like patterns on the surface of the white beneath the shell. They're the result of a cracked hard cooked egg simmered in a concoction of tea and warm spices like anise and cassia. The rich liquid adds a subtle spiced flavor to an otherwise ordinary egg.

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Tea eggs in their cooking liquid on the street. [Photograph: Robyn Lee]

How they're used: Tea eggs are a common street food in China and Taiwan, often dabbed with a little sesame salt for extra flavor. They're found throughout Southeast Asia as accompaniments to a variety of soups, congee, salads, and savory platters of steamed poultry and roasted meats.

Where to find them: Tea eggs are common in Chinese restaurants and dim sum push carts but harder to find in stores. Still, some Asian markets do carry them if you ask around.

Soy-Marinated Eggs

[Photograph: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

It's the appearance that often turns Westerners away from these simple eggs, but don't let appearances deceive. A soy egg is as innocuous as a peeled hard boiled egg marinated in soy sauce until the surface takes on a tawny brown color with a midly salty-sweet flavor.

How they're used: Soy eggs are often used as condiments in Chinese dishes, including the ever-popular congee, or cut into wedges and circled around the edge of a platter of food. They're also a common topping for ramen.

Where to find them: They are sometimes found among regular eggs in Asian markets, but if you can't find them we have a recipe right here.

Balut

The uncontested "dark lord" of the Western-feared ovum world, Balut is a fully-fertilized duck embryo that is boiled in the shell and eaten. They are an inexpensive, high protein, and a signature snack of the Philippines, but also eaten in Vietnam, Cambodia, and Laos. The maturity of the embryo when cooked is a matter of gustatory preference. Young undeveloped egg—known as penoy in the Philippines—are much like a standard, fertile hard-boiled egg, but with a lumpy texture and a firm little protein blast in the center.

For many Filipinos, the ideal balut is a 17-day-old egg, containing some runny albumen, the yolk, and a miniature fetus. The chick is intact but with undeveloped bones, beak, feathers, and claws. Vietnamese eaters might prefer their balut at about 20 days, just eight days shy of full gestation, with a whole baby duck inside, complete with firm but tender bones and small feathers.

How they're used: Though they're sometimes sautéed or cooked into dishes, balut at any age are most commonly enjoyed sucked right from the shell with a dash of salt or chili and a squirt of lime or vinegar. Slurp out the liquid and eat the solid contents in one continuous move to look like a pro.

Where to find them: Few Asian grocers carry ultra-perishable balut, but some reliable farmsoffer them online, such as eFowl and Metzer Farms, who will rush them to you raw so you can cook them at home.

Tokneneng and Kwek Kwek

These are essentially deep fried hard boiled eggs, common street food in the Philippines. The egg is boiled, cooled, and peeled, then coated in a reddish batter of flour, water and ground annatto seed and fried until golden. Half protein delivery system, half french fry, these eggs are similar in most ways except for the kind of egg itself: tokneneng is made with chicken eggs; kwek kwek with quail.

How they're used: Both kwek kwek and tokneneng are classic Pinoy snacks readily available on the street in the Philippines. They're usually served in a paper bag with a vinegar-based dipping sauce of diced onion, a squirt of lime, and sometimes brown sugar. Dip and pop a kwek kwek and chomp the crispy golden batter "shell" in one bite. Two or three bites finishes the larger tokneneng.

Where to find them: It's hard to find these crispy little egg gems outside of the Pinoy archipelago. But recipes exist online, or if you live near a Filipino community, try to keep abreast of National Day on June 12th, when some expats celebrate in community gatherings with the eggs.

About the author: Kevin F. Cox is a culinary explorer and writer for numerous publications and websites in Asia and the US. He believes in a low-to-the-ground approach to discovering local food and is the founder of Foodwalkers, a culinary exploration network. His two main "good eating" rules are (1) eat until you're afraid, and (2) never be afraid..

12 May 21:44

Cow and Her Human

by noreply@blogger.com (Joanne Casey)
12 May 21:41

The Animals Of Chernobyl [Video]

by Geeks are Sexy

Check out this interesting report by Biologist Timothy Mousseau, a man who has been studying the lasting effects of radiation on the flora and fauna of Chernobyl, Ukraine for more than a decade.

[The New York Times | Via The Presurfer]

12 May 21:33

angrynerdyblogger: cats can straight up do that double jump...



angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

12 May 21:33

This is My Baby!

This is My Baby!

Squee! Spotter: sixonefive72

Tagged: cute , mothers day , moms , lynx
12 May 21:30

Tao's Amazing Drinking Straw Art

by John Farrier

Rocket News 24, a wonderful site for learning about pop culture in Japan, informs us that sculpting with drinking straws has become a big thing in Japan. You can see examples here. I was particularly struck by the work of an artist named Tao. He creates vivid, colorful sculptures that you'd never think started as just drinking straws.

12 May 02:59

Ultimate Car Theft Protection

Ultimate Car Theft Protection

Submitted by: anselmbe

Tagged: gifs , monkeys
11 May 23:20

(NSFW) I guess we can give you some pain meds for that...

08 May 22:47

Disney's 'Frozen' Reimagined as a Horror Movie

by tastefullyoffensive.com
08 May 22:47

Super Metroid Gets Animated Video by Dave Rapoza

















Super Metroid Gets Animated

Video by Dave Rapoza

08 May 22:47

The bunny in the box trick.

07 May 23:05

An elephant booping a giraffe on the head.

07 May 23:05

Not Sure If Suspect or Just Socially Awkward

by Brad
Notsure
07 May 23:04

Haruo Nakajima With 2014 Godzilla Model

by Brad
The-best-day-ever

The original Godzilla suit actor Haruo Nakajima poses for a picture with a model figure from the 2014 reboot.

07 May 23:03

Scumbag self-checkout machine

07 May 23:03

Speeding in a wheelchair has consequences

07 May 23:02

The blood vessels in our body

07 May 23:00

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07 May 22:58

Grumpy Goat Tells Off Woman For Coming Near His Fence

by tastefullyoffensive.com