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10 Dec 22:45

This Artist Specializes in Tigers

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21 Nov 16:34

#5254: BASIC MEOW

by author-ps@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: ps)
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21 Nov 16:34

#5255: HIPSTER HERCULES

by author-de@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: de)
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         '()))(_)/_/ ' )    WITH NO LENSES IN THEM FOR SHOW     
         .--/_\ /(  /./     BECAUSE I'M SOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOL    
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21 Nov 16:33

#5262: THE MARSUPIAL

by author-de@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: de)
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21 Nov 16:33

#5263: PADDINGTON THE BEAR

by author-de@asciiartfarts.com (ASCII Art Farts: de)
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21 Nov 14:53

Puppy Probs

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BUFALO KITTEN

20 Nov 22:51

An NES Game? NO! It's a Flask!

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happy birthday swifty

An NES Game? NO! It's a Flask!

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20 Nov 22:00

Trent Reznor Facetimes Ailing Fan On Stage

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thats pretty cool

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20 Nov 21:43

This White Supremacist Leader Learns That He is 14% Black, The Woman's Laugh Says it All

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that woman laughing is cracking me up

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Tagged: racism , idiots , videos
20 Nov 04:47

The Definitive Guide to Drawing Great Butts with Just Five Lines

by Neetzan Zimmerman
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first comment on youtube: "suivrelesoleil32 seconds ago

this is literally the most important video i have ever seen"

You've got a bunch of permanent markers, five lines, and a serious craving for drawing a great butt. Now what?

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18 Nov 23:11

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18 Nov 21:47

Which Is Faster: a Japanese Woman or a Komodo Dragon?

by Brian Ashcraft

Which Is Faster: a Japanese Woman or a Komodo Dragon?

Adventurer and Japanese celebrity Ayako Imoto raced a Komodo Dragon. And by "raced," I mean she ran for her life.

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14 Nov 17:20

Who Needs an Axe When This Wood Stove Swallows Tree Trunks Whole?

by Andrew Liszewski
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stupid fucking design

Who Needs an Axe When This Wood Stove Swallows Tree Trunks Whole?

You've already gone to all the trouble of felling a tree and cleaning off the branches. Who wants to spend even more time hacking it into useable chunks of firewood? That inconvenience is clearly what inspired designers Michiel Martens and Roel de Boer to create the Spruce Stove, a wood burning heater that swallows trees whole.

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14 Nov 17:04

The Squid Cabinet by Moloform

by Caroline Williamson
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why does it have a hundred fucking legs and paint from a tennis players color scheme

The Squid Cabinet by Moloform

Moloform combines traditional and modern in their latest product, the Squid cabinet, with a dose of fluorescent colors. With classic legs and a modern body, Squid can either hide in plain sight in solid white or it can pop with an electric gradient of color in either yellow or magenta that fades to white.

The Squid Cabinet by Moloform in home furnishings Category

The variety of spindle legs reference the animal it’s named after. Each piece has nine legs, four drawers, two big drawers, and a small cabinet with a door. Available in regular or bold (larger).

The Squid Cabinet by Moloform in home furnishings Category

Squid Acid Regular

The Squid Cabinet by Moloform in home furnishings Category

The Squid Cabinet by Moloform in home furnishings Category

The Squid Cabinet by Moloform in home furnishings Category

Squid Acid Bold (more storage space)

The Squid Cabinet by Moloform in home furnishings Category

The Squid Cabinet by Moloform in home furnishings Category

The Squid Cabinet by Moloform in home furnishings Category

Squid White Bold

The Squid Cabinet by Moloform in home furnishings Category

Squid White Regular

The Squid Cabinet by Moloform in home furnishings Category








14 Nov 16:58

RZA Speaks on Raekwon and Wu-Tang Album Delay, But Assures It’s Still “Brotherly Love”

by Andy B.
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i think its gonna be good as long as they get gza up in that studio.

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Remember that 20th anniversary Wu-Tang reunion album we were supposed to get this year? Well, RZA has been pretty vocal recently about what’s causing the delay. In an interview with Grantland, he placed the blame on Raekwon for not showing up to studio sessions. Rae responded on Twitter, writing, “Yea I just read that RZA article? Sh*t is funny to me. I love u RZA, u know what it really is.”

During an appearance on the recently-revived The Arsenio Hall Show last night — 20 years after the Clan first performed on the show — the Wu leader elaborated on the hold-up, but assured fans him and The Chef “got nothing but brotherly love for each other.” Could it be the creative differences that Method Man spoke of that’s keeping the pair apart?

I been reaching out to all the Wu-Tang brothers and all of us came to the table so far — Method Man came and did a lot of verses, Inspectah Deck, myself — but Raekwon is the last one to come to fit his verses on. So in the article I was like, Yo, Raekwon, my brother, we need you. Come on up here, drop your verses and let’s make this one final album for the fans… I know Raekwon’s gonna be there, he know I love him, and we got nothing but brotherly love for each other. But put some of the business to the side and let’s go make this music, yo.

Watch the interview after the jump…

Related:
New Music: Christian Rich Feat. RZA “Supaman”
Wu-Tang Clan Gives Update on Drake’s ‘Wu-Tang Forever’ Remix
20 Years Later, Wu-Tang Clan Reflect on ‘Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)’ (Video)

13 Nov 13:28

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12 Nov 19:15

Hey Everyone Has Their Favorite Starship

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my favorite spaceship is the tie interceptor. its a tie fighter but the wings are pointy, it has a faster engine, almost as quick as teh a wing

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12 Nov 18:44

Worst Tattoo Ever

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I LOVE IT

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12 Nov 18:44

It's The Thought That Counts?

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HERE THIS IS FOR YOU I SPELLT IT WORNG AND ERRYTAHNG

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12 Nov 18:43

Thanks For The Reminder

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Hey i like zappa and that one watch out where the huskies go fan but i dont know about this decision

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Tagged: wtf , yellow snow , tattoos , funny
11 Nov 16:49

Rescued Polar Bear Cub Makes a Splash at Assiniboine Park Zoo

by Andrew Bleiman
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polar bear in a kiddie pool, attn everyone everywhere!

1 polar bear

Assiniboine Park Zoo’s newest Polar Bear is comfortably settling into her new home less than 24 hours after arriving on October 28 from Churchill. Officials from the zoo, located in Winnipeg, Canada, travelled to northern Manitoba to rescue the female cub after she was found wandering alone near the airport last week. 

Believed to be 11 months-old, the 94-pound (38 kg) cub wouldn’t have otherwise survived on her own, as Polar Bears rely on protection from their mothers for up to two years. Now that she’s at Assiniboine Park Zoo's International Polar Bear Conservation Centre (IPCC), the wild bear seems to feel right at home: she is eating well on her own, playing with enrichment toys, and splashing around in her kiddie pool. For the next 30 days, she will remain in quarantine, as is zoo standard procedure. This will allow close monitoring of her health and ensure that the new bear will not pass on any pathogens when she is eventually introduced to the two other bears at the zoo. Besides a few broken teeth and some bumps, she is generally in good condition, and does not appear to be stressed by her new surroundings. 

2 polar bear

3 polar bear

4 polar bearPhoto credits: Assiniboine Park Zoo

See a video of the curious bear as she investigates her new surroundings:
 
See a news story about the bear:
 
The yet-unnamed bear is the third resident bear at the zoo and could eventually be placed into a breeding program to help conserve wild Polar Bears. She will be the center's first resident female, and their first orphaned rescue. 

"It's one of those feel-good stories that we can save her. It's a shame that you have an animal like this that you have to take from the wild, but with no chance of survival, it's the only thing that makes sense," says Don Peterkin, chief operations officer for the Assiniboine Park Conservancy. "The IPBCC was built for orphaned cubs. We recognized that there would be other needs, but we all have a soft spot for an 11-month-old cub who has lost Mom and has no chance of survival in the wild at all. She's just too young to ever hope to survive on her own." 

“Without the Center here, the options are fairly limited. We have tried in the past to adopt out orphan cubs with a mother and one cub, but those attempts have all failed,” says Dr. Jim Duncan of Manitoba Conservation and Water Stewardship.

The International Polar Bear Conservation Centre opened almost two years ago and is part of the larger Journey to Churchill exhibit that is still under construction, but is expected to open in the summer of 2014. The Centre has outdoor habitats for the polar bears as well. Eventually the three resident bears will move into one of the larger outdoor Polar Bear habitats in Journey to Churchill. The zoo is also looking at a fourth bear from Argentina that may join the others as early as the spring.

11 Nov 16:12

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11 Nov 15:51

I’m Concerned for Humanity

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...jessica?

11 Nov 15:43

Big Cats Come Out to Play at Central Park Zoo

by Andrew Bleiman
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tail is so long

1 snow leopard

Exciting news: two healthy Snow Leopard cubs, an endangered species, were born at Wildlife Conservation Society’s (WCS) Central Park Zoo in New York City over the summer. The two cubs, a male and a female, made their debut on November 4. These are the first Snow Leopard cubs ever born at Central Park Zoo and the second Snow Leopard birth at a WCS zoo this year. 

Both cubs weigh about 30 pounds (13.6 kg) but are expected to reach between 65-120 pounds (30-55 kg). When visitors will be able to see the yet-unnamed cubs will vary daily until the cats fully acclimate to their new habitat. They are are busy getting used to the new surroundings, sights and smells. (They certainly do look happy about new rock-climbing opportunities!)

2 snow leopardPhoto credits: Julie Larsen Maher / Wildlife Conservation Society's Central Park Zoo

The litter is the result of the successful pairing of Zoe, the mother (7), with Askai (6), a male sent to the Central Park Zoo from the Bronx Zoo. Both adults are first-time parents. The Central Park and Bronx Zoo Snow Leopards are a part of the Species Survival Plan – a cooperative breeding program administered by the Association of Zoos and Aquariums (AZA) designed to enhance the genetic diversity and demographic stability of animal populations in AZA-accredited zoos.

Snow Leopards are among the world’s most endangered big cats with an estimated 3,500-6,500 remaining in the wild. Their range is limited to remote mountains of Central Asia and parts of China, Mongolia, Russia, India and Bhutan. WCS has worked for decades on Snow Leopard conservation programs in the field with current projects in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Tajikistan, and western China. 

08 Nov 18:30

Marc Spectre/Moon Knight by Alex Maleev

by brianbendis
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this book was amazing. moon knight, the dude with that helmet, has multiple personality disorder. in this book he has all new personalities, as personified by spiderman, captain america, and wolverine. it was fucking awesome



Marc Spectre/Moon Knight by Alex Maleev

08 Nov 18:11

The Jack Kirby Museum opens TODAY for one trial week:Monday,...

by brianbendis
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oh thats so cool i hope it stays open FOREVER









The Jack Kirby Museum opens TODAY for one trial week:

Monday, November 4–Sunday, November 10th
178 Delancey Street, New York City
Admission is FREE; suggested donation $2 for adults

It looks like it’s open 12pm-7pm most days, but check www.kirbymuseum.org for details. There’s an opening reception Monday night at 7pm.

08 Nov 18:10

Daredevil Vs Bullseye by Alex Maleev

by brianbendis
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some of my favorite stuff right here



Daredevil Vs Bullseye by Alex Maleev

08 Nov 17:02

Jessica and Luke’s wedding photo. New Avengers Annual v1 #1 

by brianbendis
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tony stark rocking that unbuttoned no undershirt look



Jessica and Luke’s wedding photo.

New Avengers Annual v1 #1 

08 Nov 17:01

Jessica Jones and Luke Cage discuss superhero names. by Daniel...

by brianbendis
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<3 jessica jones



Jessica Jones and Luke Cage discuss superhero names. by Daniel acuna

08 Nov 15:53

unregistered-hypercam2: guess who’s cum is in the stratosphere...

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what liquid would you send to space? snoop dog sends olde english.



unregistered-hypercam2:

guess who’s cum is in the stratosphere right now

whyyyyyyy?