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Client: How do I save the folder?

Me: Click the link.

Client: Then what?

Me: Just click the link.

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Me: Have you clicked the link yet?

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Pictures from today’s marvel retreat

When I posted this on twitter earlier today some people jumped up my ass about there being only one woman in the room. there was actually 3 women in the room, you can’t see them because they are behind Jason’s beard, I’m not joking.

 I got to sit and watch the skottie young draw all day. I would’ve paid money for that.

 and then on the way home the most random bumping into someone on the street in the history of my life. it really was the most random thing.

 the weird thing is I got home to my hotel and i must have blacked out but when I woke up I found that I had written the 1st 2 issues of Batman versus daredevil :-)

Sean Gordon Murphy

superheroes manatee by Joel Micah Harris

I’m in New York City for the marvel retreat and I was walking near the campus of New York University. I was walking near a couple who were loudly arguing

" I’m telling you they are Norse gods."

"no, it’s a family of superheroes who live in a fancy superhero world."

" why won’t you listen to me?? I’m telling you they are Norse gods!!"

 this is going back and forth and we all stopped at a traffic light and the argument is getting heated. the boyfriend getting more and more exasperated that his girlfriend won’t listen to him about the one thing he clearly is an expert on

 I turned to them and I said: ” I work at Marvel comics, they are Norse gods.”

 I walked away as he yells out: THANK YOU!

as I get further away from them I hear: GOD DAMN!! YOU NEVER BELIEVE ME ABOUT ANYTHING!

 it was my mitzvah for the day

Miley Cyrus continues to take ratchetry to dizzying new heights, this time by dressing up as Lil’ Kim for Halloween. Miley emulated the Queen Bee’s infamous 1999 VMAs outfit, right down to the exposed titty and coloured wig.

Will this wonderful ensemble result in more overblown think pieces about cultural appropriation and whatnot? Probably, but whatever. Hannah Montana looks hot! The only thing that would make this better is if Diana Ross stepped in and cupped her breast.

The post Of Course Miley Cyrus Dressed Up As Lil’ Kim For Halloween appeared first on Popdust.

In this day and age, the act of traveling is really considered more of a means than an end. However, something is lost when we look at it this way; after all, the world is full of beautiful scenery that goes wholly unnoticed when you're flying above it at 10,000 or more feet. While trains might not be the fastest or most comfortable ways to travel across the country, they're the perfect way of really getting to see some of the most beautiful scenery the globe has to offer.

Although our fast paced, "no-time-for-frills" culture encourages us to pass these things over in favor of more "productive" pursuits, there are nonetheless some incredible train journeys where the experience itself will make your destination seem irrelevant. With that being said, here are eight of the most scenic train journeys you could possibly take.

Society6 has just introduced mugs to their collection of artist-designed products and I couldn’t be more excited. If there’s something I love more than art+design, it’s coffee.

Here are a few of my favorites so far, but I’m sure there will be many more…

80′s Sweater mug by Jacqueline Maldonado

Tulip mug by Budi Satria Kwan

A Lot of Cats mug by Kitten Rain

Go West mug by Budi Satria Kwan

In an ongoing effort to support independent artists from around the world, Design Milk is proud to partner with Society6 to offer The Design Milk Dairy, a special collection of Society6 artists’ work curated by Design Milk and our readers. Proceeds from the The Design Milk Dairy help us bring Design Milk to you every day.

This morning, I woke up to the most terrifying, horrific headline that made me almost let go of the empty bottle of red wine I spoon with and jump out of bed to rent a U-Haul, drive to Trader Joe’s and buy all the cases of Two-And-A-Half-Buck Chuck. The headline was:

Thirsty? There’s a global wine shortage

But then I came across another headline that instantly healed me and gave me a buzz. Who needs wine when you can get happy drunk on a video of Guy Fieri having a whiny, screechy, slap fight with his hair stylist.

TMZ says that the throbbing boil on an albino porcupine’s ass was boozing with his hairdresser Ariel Ramirez on a flight to San Francisco International Airport on Saturday. When they landed, they both got into an SUV and were about to drive home when for some reason, they got into a fight and took each other to SlapDown Town. There was drama! There was theater! There was slapping! There was screaming! There were tears! There was anguish!

That video is my new favorite pick-me-up. Ariel sounds exactly like a drunken 21-year-old me screaming at my boyfriend outside of a gay bar after accusing him of throwing sex eyes at another trick.

Eventually, Guy’s manager took a weeping Ariel home in a cab. A source tells TMZ that Ariel and Guy were just “dudes being dudes.” Guy told TMZ that it was just “a bunch of guys messing around. Things got a little out of hand, but they’re all good now.” Yeah, a good old-fashioned bro brawl IS a peroxide-headed TV cook having a slappy, scream fight with his personal hair stylist.

There’s so much to be said about this. It’s really hard for me to believe that a hairdresser gets paid to travel around the country with Guy and do that to his hair. I thought he bleached that mess himself and got his hair spiky like that by sticking a deep fried zesty mozzarella stick up his ass. But I am more than happy that Ariel travels with Guy, because if he didn’t, they never would’ve gotten into this lovers spat at the airport and it never would’ve been captured on camera. They really need their own reality show called Dudes Being Dudes.

And Guy must’ve been tanked, because if he was sober, he would’ve screamed, “Not the hair, bitch, not the hair,” as Ariel slapped at him.

an actual conversation that occurred 

Being a National Geographic photographer demands going to great lengths to capture unique shots of wild—often dangerous—animals. It's a task that sometimes requires some very custom-built gear. Luckily, there's one man whose sole job is to craft these amazing gadgets.

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Folks, say hi to Daisy Winston AKA Winny. He’s all dressed up for the big night tomorrow night. Cuteporter Patricia Steiner says “The flower fits him, he’s very shy.”

Trask, born in Bozeman, Montana in 1992, offers a new line of footwear for Fall 2013 including these Canyon and Elkhorn boots. The brand likens itself to small-batch bourbon distillers in that their craft is steeped in a time-honored production processes. Trask utilizes the finest hand-selected bison and elk leathers, and acknowledges that their production techniques are slow, but well worth the wait. You can find these styles and the rest of the men’s collection here.

Bison and Elk Leather Boots from Trask is a post by Thomas Welch on Selectism.

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This is where art is made:

Jeff Lemire - Joe Kubert - Travis Charest - Jack Kirby
Esad Ribic - Daniel Clowes

The Christian Science Society of Dixon, Illinois, could not have gotten more literal if they tried — which they supposedly didn't when they constructed a church that looks from a certain angle like a giant phallus, complete with balls and bushy pubes.

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Because your body will simply shut down once it realizes it's being forced to share the same plane of existence with the kind of people who think it's completely normal to snap selfies at funerals and upload them to social media sites with the caption "love my hair today, hate why I'm dressed up" and the hashtag "#funeral."

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You are, Ruby. Yes, you are! OMG help us all.

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There's a sea lion who hangs out by the docks at Cabo San Lucas whose smarter-than-the-average-sea-mammal antics are so well known, that local anglers have actually named him.

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