Jared Small.

Paintings by Memphis, Tennessee artist Jared Small:

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Doesn’t it seem like it was only yesterday when the year was 2008 and we were all 6 years younger and my bloated gut was 3 inches smaller and Maddox was just a 7-year-old boy who was really into knives and faux hawks? And now here’s 12-year-old Maddox walking through LAX with Brad Pitt and St. Angie Jolie while wearing a Slipknot hoody and a look that says, “Don’t EVEN fucking…” That’s just regular old 12-year-old face. I know that face. I’ve made that face and I’ve seen that face at family gatherings. I have this 12 or 13 or 14-year-old cousin who never talks to anyone and if you’re not an app in her iPhone, she doesn’t want to have anything to do with you. I’ll see her at family things and when I say hi to her, she’ll just roll both of her eyes at me. Since I’m a 12-year-old bitchy mean girl trapped in the body of a skinny fat gay, I can play that game and I roll my eyes back at her. Then she rolls her eyes back at me and then I roll my eyes back at her and we keep doing that until my tia calls for an am-boo-lance, because she thinks we’re both having a stroke. We look like we’re rolling on ecstasy at a no-dance rave.

So, anyway, here’s Maddox, St. Angie and Brad Pitt (wearing the only daytime casual outfit he owns) walking through LAX yesterday. I don’t know where the rest of the child army is, but I’m guessing they’re hiding in St. Angie’s huge ass bag.

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Remember the days when you thought you could do dance like Michael Jackson because it looked so easy when he did stuff like the moonwalk on MTV, just gliiiiiiding across the floor and then he would spin and do that flash-pointing thing and pop up on his toes like BAM but then you tried and you just looked like a Keebler Elf having a seizure? This armadillo can accomplish what you never could.

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Powers- I love crazy staircase scenes

http://www.comixology.com/Powers-The-Bureau/comics-series/8239

Pencils to the cover of CAPTAIN AMERICA #241 by Frank Miller

Vor ein paar Jahren hatte ich hier mal ein Video vom Geschlechtsverkehr, das von innen aus der Vagina gefilmt wurde, den Link finde ich leider nicht mehr. Jedenfalls: Das hier ist sowas wie die Softcore-Variante davon. Is your kiss as sexy from a different pov?

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Toller Sketch von Reggie Watts: „Protons are for Tons. There are Contons. Contons are not for Tons. […] You’re familiar with Tauntauns. There’s also Decepticons. So, let’s talk about the 4th Dimension.“

Badass Magneto by Chris Bachalo

http://www.comixology.com/Uncanny-X-Men-Vol-3-16/digital-comic/66602

Michelle Markowitz and David Ross last brought you home for the holidays. This time around, they're sharing their Valentine's Day plans and SPOILER: they are not on the same page.

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From the Marvel 1993 The Year In Review

I must tell you for numerous reasons I truly love this with all my heart

If it happens, this will be a shitshow: Noted child killer George Zimmerman is reportedly set to fight America's number one wedding rapper DMX in a celebrity boxing match later this year.

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My hands are held high: I was late on the House of Cards bandwagon. But I can safely say after that thrilling first season, it’s one of my favorite series alongside Breaking Bad and The Sopranos. With season two set to debut exclusively on Netflix on Feb. 14 (in other words, you can binge-watch all 13 episodes in one lazy sick day), Vulture confirms that House of Cards has been renewed for a third season. Will Frank’s ruthless plan to Presidency work? (Come on, of course it will).

Watch the trailer for House of Cards season two after the jump…

Related: A Seinfeld Reunion Is Happening!

Between the antics of Kendrick Lamar and Trinidad Jame$, New York’s pride took a few knocks last year. Looking to bounce back in 2014, Maino puts his borough on his back with his new mixtape, King of Brooklyn. The BK MC naturally calls upon fellow New Yorkers French Montana, Raekwon, Jadakiss, Troy Ave and Uncle Murda, while out-of-towners T.I. and Meek Mill also lend their bars.

Stream and download after the jump…

 
DOWNLOAD: Maino King of Brooklyn

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New Music: Maino “Tupac Problems”
New Video: Maino Feat. Jadakiss “What Happened”
New Music: Maino Feat. T.I. & French Montana “Watch Me Do It”

To stop bleeding, apply pressure—with tiny sponges. A group of veterans, scientists, and engineers in Oregon have a developed a device that uses small medical sponges to stop bleeding from gunshot wounds in just 15 seconds.

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Meet Ellie, an English bulldog that hates being called "ButtKiss." Yes, it's unusual for a dog to react so strongly to a name but also: That's a terrible name. Don't let your owner bully you like that, Ellie.

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Well I guess it was bound to happen eventually.

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The Wii U isn't doing as well as Nintendo had hoped. Someone must take responsibility! That someone is Nintendo president Satoru Iwata—as well as other Nintendo execs.

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new yorker cover “All Together Now,” by Chris Ware

Jessica Jones and Luke Cage by Michael Gaydos (Alias #28, 2003)

Alias #1-28 Cover Gallery by David Mack

All 25 of the Empire X-Men: Days of Future Past Covers! Including a sentinel of the future!

Mondo will sell two brand new posters today. Phantom City Creative’s Batman: Mask of the Phantasm poster is a 16″ x 24″ screenprint, has an edition of 325, and will cost $45. Delicious Design League’s Fight Club poster is an 18″ x 24″ screenprint, has an edition of 225, and will cost $40. These both go up today (Tuesday, January 28th) at a random time. Visit Mondotees.com.