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20 Oct 17:26

Making Pillars for the Dungeon

by Kristian Richards
If you've been following the blog recently you'll have seen my take on the 2.5D dungeon system (if not, you can find it HERE).

Anyway, since then I've been experimenting with a couple of simple pillar/column pieces (as seen in the image below)...



...and if you'd like to have a go at making a few yourself - here's how I did it...

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The first thing you'll need to do is download and print out THIS pdf file (which contains all of the textures needed to create these pillars).

Next, take an empty toilet roll tube and cut it down the middle (lengthways):


Then, lay the tube on a cutting mat, and cut it to a height of 2" (note that you should be able to get two pieces this size from a regular toilet roll).


The next step will depend on how fat/thin you want you columns to be - but in this example I'm making them around 3/4" in diameter ...and so cutting the above piece in half (making two 2" x 3" pieces) is plenty big enough.

Once that's done, simply bend the curved part of the toilet roll around something circular (to reduce the diameter of the tube) and glue the 'overlap' together.

Note that I'm using the syringe that I use for refilling my printer's ink cartridges in this example - as it's the perfect size. When doing this yourself, try and find something roughly 3/4" in diameter, as we need the pillar to be smaller than the 1" base that we'll be gluing it to.

 (I like to wrap an rubber band around the piece while it dries)

The next step is to cut a length of the 'pillar' pattern from the pdf file provided (in this instance a 3" length should be more than enough)...



...and glue it around tube:


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For the pillar's base, simply cut out a 2" square from the 'stone' pattern provided in the pdf, and a 1" square of thick (double-corrugated) cardboard (though foamboard might be a better option if you have it):


Then glue the cardboard to the back of the paper...



...cut little slits in the paper that will allow you to wrap it around the cardboard...



 ...and glue the tabs in place.



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At this point you should have a square base for your pillar, as well as the pillar itself...


...which just need to be glued together with a hot glue gun:



And that's it!

Note that if you're creating the pillars the same size as those above, then each toilet roll and printout should yield four pillars.
16 Oct 13:30

Me all day after a stranger has given me a random compliment

10 Oct 15:40

Wrong Storm

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09 Oct 18:16

The iPhone 6 Holster, designed to be super low...

by oopsmarkmtl
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this is the worst




The iPhone 6 Holster, designed to be super low profile so you won't even know it's there, no more fishing around in your purse or pocket when you want to access your phone. Bonus: Your new iPhone 6 won't bend in your pocket.

(Want more? See NOTCOT.org and NOTCOT.com)
08 Oct 19:27

Goopy Paltrow Is Really “Psyched” That Martha Stewart Sees Her As Competition

by Michael K
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i think gwyneth is amazing even in that hideous skirt

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Because I want to post this Mona Lisa of GIFS as much as possible, this is what Martha Stewart did to Goopy Paltrow a few weeks ago:

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The Grand Dame of Verbal Shade and the self-proclaimed inventor of lifestyle’n basically pulled some “Stay in your lane, bitch” shit on Goopy Paltrow when she was asked what she thinks of Goopy trying to be the new her. Martha wrapped her prison bitch grip around the mop of straw on Goopy’s head, dragged her to a chair and pushed her bony ass into it by saying, “She just needs to be quiet. She’s a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn’t be trying to be Martha Stewart.

At the Fortune’s Most Powerful Women Summit in Laguna Niguel, CA last night, Goopy (Side note: If you’re wondering who the other Most Powerful Women were, they were all Goopy, because she’s EVERY woman. Duh.) was asked what she thinks about getting verbally shanked by Martha. Goopy cackled away and in so many words said: “I’m rare, organic, free-trade rubber made from a rubber tree in a high, desolate part of Mount Cameroon that is only accessible by a hot air balloon and she is a dusty bottle of off-brand Elmer’s glue sitting in the back of a dark shelf in a Dollar Tree in Poughkeepsie.” Goopy dribbled out this mixture of sarcasm and self-depreciation:

“First of all, no one has ever said anything bad about me before, so I’m shocked and devastated. I’ll try to recover.

If I’m really honest, I’m so psyched that she sees us as competition. I’m so psyched. I really am.

I think that when anybody criticizes anyone, um, it’s revealing more about where they are in time and space as opposed to where you are in time and space. I think generally we tend to lash out if we’re in a, you know, it’s usually a reflection of something else. At this point in my life I don’t take it personally. I see it as a projection. And if there’s ever anything that sticks then I know, ‘Oh, I’m holding this judgment against myself and I need to look at that.’ And you know sometimes I learn good things from criticism.”

GOOP, please. Martha doesn’t see Goopy as her competition. She sees Goopy as a piece of lint for her to flick off of her sweater. I never thought that Goopy wanted to be the next Martha Stewart. That’s below her. Anybody who can get approved for a layaway account can buy Martha’s mass-produced peasant products, but when you try to buy an opulent creation from GOOP using a credit card that isn’t a black card, you get the note, “DENIED. Go back to Macy’s, you poor!” But I still hope Martha slaps Goopy back and I hope it leads to them wrestling it out in a giant porcelain bedroom bath tub full of Argan oil. While they’re battling it out, the only lifestyle queen I worship, Drunk Ass Sandra Lee, will stumble over to a throne made of empty Yellow Tail wine bottles and collect her crown. Because she is the real lifestyle queen of the blondes.

Martha’s motto is: “It’s a good thing.” Goopy’s motto is: “It’s a better thing. Blake NotSoLively’s motto is: “It’s a twee thing.” But Drunk Ass Sandra Lee has the best motto of all: “It’s a *buuuuuuurp* thing.

Here’s Fishsticks looking like an over-fried fishstick at the opening night of The Country House on Broadway a few nights ago.

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08 Oct 17:27

The D&D 5th Edition Monster Manual Is a Cornucopia of Classic Creatures

by Ed Grabianowski
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that illithid looks beautiful. not a big fan of that owlbear.

The D&D 5th Edition Monster Manual Is a Cornucopia of Classic Creatures

You like monsters, right? Of course you do. What about a whole book full of monsters? That sounds cool. What if I told you about the best book of monsters ever? The 5E Monster Manual just might be the one.

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08 Oct 14:53

Syfy's Next TV Series Is About Famous Ghosts Who Help Hunt For Treasure

by Meredith Woerner
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that comic is beautiful btw

Syfy's Next TV Series Is About Famous Ghosts Who Help Hunt For Treasure

Lately Syfy has been ramping up the press for their new 12 Monkeys series and Ascension, but what will come after these debuts? Well, wait no more, because the channel has optioned the comic book series Five Ghosts, which is apparently about using famous ghosts (including Dracula!) for monetary gains.

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02 Oct 15:58

Amanda Bynes Might Still Be Tweeting From a Secret Twitter Account

by Rebecca Rose
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im no mental health professional but this girl is unstable

Amanda Bynes Might Still Be Tweeting From a Secret Twitter Account

Amanda Bynes might have a secret, unverified Twitter account she is using to refute media stories about her.

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02 Oct 15:53

Maps Of Modern Cities Drawn In The Style Of J.R.R. Tolkien

by Ria Misra
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these are fantastic

Maps Of Modern Cities Drawn In The Style Of J.R.R. Tolkien

The maps J.R.R. Tolkien drew to accompany his tales are their own form of story, sketching out the boundaries of his imagined worlds. But could our own, real cities be just as dramatic a fantasy setting? The answer is yes.

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02 Oct 15:28

Music Video │”Christ Conscious” by Joey Badas$$

by Aujan Lazaro
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that chair feet wiggle


Brooklyn based artist Joey Bada$$ has revealed the music video for his track Christ Conscious. It gives a sense of throwback as the artist journeys through New York. It includes animated graphics that play a huge role that lets any audience have a preview of the Joey’s personal perspectives of the world.

02 Oct 15:08

R.A. Salvatore and Erin M. Evans Bring War to the Forgotten Realms

by Ed Grabianowski
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i got my ra salvatore preorder copy yesterday, he has named my innkeeper Rulloval "Rumpy" Solliver and named my inn "The Gliding Swan"

R.A. Salvatore and Erin M. Evans Bring War to the Forgotten Realms

Authors R.A. Salvatore and Erin M. Evans have Forgotten Realms novels coming out in the next few weeks. We talked to them about the post-Sundering politics of the Realms and the nature of fantasy warfare.

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02 Oct 12:44

Life after Death From Above 1979 – Trailer

by René
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ill give it a watch. i am really enjoying the new album which i was happily surprised to see when i randomly walked into newbury comics last week

Trailer zur Doku Life after Death From Above 1979, ab 7. Oktober über Video On Demand auf Vimeo.

[DFA1979] were propelled into the limelight based on the strength of their raucous live performances and the release of their seminal album, You’re a Woman, I’m a Machine (2004). But as the band’s success grew internationally, their friendship became strained due to constant travel, and little-to-no buffer between them. Over the course of grueling schedules and never-ending tours, they broke up in 2006, right after the biggest tour of their careers, and ended the band before reaching potential stardom.

In 2011, after five years of silence between them, and each focused on their own musical projects and respective lives, Jesse and Sebastien decided to reunite for one show: the legendary Coachella Music and Arts Festival. Life After Death From Above 1979 tells the story their rise, break-up, and coming back from the dead.

01 Oct 18:00

League Of Legends' Neverending War On Toxic Behavior

by Dillion Skiffington
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i started playing this game again and trying some new characters cause i dont have any i remember unlocked. SERIOUSLY WHAT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES THAT PLAY THIS GAME. all they do is complain in the CHAT (ALL) to the other team and im liek OH YOU GOTTA MAKE IT KNOWN YOU ARENT A NOOB RIGHT I MEAN GOD FORBID SOMEONE THINKS YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN THE GAME OH NOOOOOOOoooOOOOoooOOO and so far ive had a pretty fun time shaming other people on my own team

League Of Legends' Neverending War On Toxic Behavior

"WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THESE ****ING TEAMS," our Jungler rages not, even three minutes into our League of Legends match. "****ing stupid [Kassadin] you just lost lane and top is going to feed." The game is hardly over. We're just in a small hole, but the Summoner playing Lee Sin has already written this match off as a loss. Just a few seconds later they start again, "Top and mid already lost, my red got stolen, yeah im done."

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01 Oct 17:57

Getting around alcohol after a particularly tough week

01 Oct 17:56

Me and my friends having a crazy Saturday night

In college:

Now:

01 Oct 17:44

Professor X Sure Is A Wimp In X-Men: The Animated Series

by Gergo Vas
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this made me chuckle

Screen Junkies has proof in their latest supercut that Xavier wasn't really the best choice to lead a group of mutants, at least not in the classic X-Men animated series from the 90s.

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01 Oct 15:09

Street Fighter, Improved With A Furious Goat

by Luke Plunkett

Street Fighter, Improved With A Furious Goat

It's probably Street Fighter's biggest shortfall. The fact it focuses solely on bipedal, humanoid fighters. Imagine the possibilities if the roster could be expanded to include man's surliest foe, the goat.

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30 Sep 19:48

Best or Worst Mother of the Year?

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29 Sep 20:44

What if? By Ron Zalme & Bob Wiack

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What if? By Ron Zalme & Bob Wiack

26 Sep 15:11

welcome to tumblr  alexmaleev

by brianbendis
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maleev is awesome because i email him my crappy artwork and he replies every single time









welcome to tumblr  alexmaleev

25 Sep 14:59

That Which Sleeps Is An Evil God Game On Kickstarter

by Graham Smith
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yep ten bucks its worth it i hope

That Which Sleeps is a great idea for a strategy game: you’re an ‘awakening evil’, an old god long forgotten who is now trying to regain control of the world. To do so, you must send your disciples out to spread famine, plague and corruption, all while deceiving everyone into thinking that this is the status quo.

A documentary game, then. It’s on Kickstarter and already $8,801 towards its $12,000 goal, and there’s a trailer below.

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25 Sep 14:36

Frikkin' sick!

by Evan Narcisse
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man i love my xbone but ps4 has cool shit like this

Frikkin' sick! OlliOlli2, a sequel to awesome sidescrolling skate game OlliOlli , will be coming to PlayStation platforms next year. The follow-up will have a new art style and a new local multiplayer mode too. You can find out more here.

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25 Sep 14:21

Grandma Prints

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24 Sep 18:49

MOEBIUS DOES MARVEL

by brianbendis
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his punisher skull looks like a fish meets a crescent roll corpse





















MOEBIUS DOES MARVEL

24 Sep 14:47

alexhchung: With the news of the Bendis Board closing down, I...

by brianbendis
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wow its so weird. this has never happened to me before where a message board ive been apart of since 2002 has gone bye bye :(



alexhchung:

With the news of the Bendis Board closing down, I would like to re-present our finest achievement as an online community.

RIP Bendis Board 1992-2014.

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The day Bendis Board members and I met “Brian Michael Bendis.”

This was also printed in the Powers letter column!

i agree. this was the boards finest moment.  i should have closed it the next day :)

24 Sep 14:26

The Wasteland 2 Intro Will Never Beat Fallout's

by Yannick LeJacq
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i dont care for the intro. the game however, I FUCKING LOVE IT

Wasteland 2 comes out today, and the question on many an OG CRPG gamer's mind is: "How does it compare to Fallout?" I'll have a fuller answer to that soon, but there's an elephant in the room that must be addressed first. Come on, Brian Fargo: where is my Ron Perlman?

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22 Sep 15:11

Cable should take over nate grey body so technically that would make him his father's half brother

by brianbendis

19 Sep 19:17

Soak in Wine, Green Tea, Coffee or Sake at Yunessun Spa Resort

by Kaushik
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those lil kids are gonna get DRUNK

Bathing in water is such old school. At Yunessun Spa Resort in Hakone, Japan, you can soak yourself in a variety of unorthodox liquids such as green tea, coffee, wine and sake, all in the name of health and well being. Each of the different pools has different health benefits, so they say. For instance, a sake bath has the potential to remove freckles and age spots, while green tea picked from the mountains of Tanzawa and Hakone, can boost skin health and the immune system. Bathing in wine is considered rejuvenating for the body, and it has been said that the Queen of Egypt, Cleopatra, frequently did it. Yunessun has a few more traditional spas as well, including a couple of themed baths such as one resembling an ancient Roman bath.

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A 3.6 m wine bottle lies by the side of an outdoor pool filled with red wine. Red wine contains resveratol, an antioxidant that protects the skin from environmental damage, so fresh red wine is poured into the pool daily. While soaking in wine, bathers also enjoy a drink or two. (Photo credit: Getty Images)

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18 Sep 14:18

Ray Bradburys Collection for Sale

by René
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i dont really care to buy anything but two things i have to share this for: 1. i fucking love this illustrated man piece, and 2. i fucking love that book

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Das Ray Bradbury Estate verkauft einen großen Teil seiner Sammlung und da ist tonnenweise Gold drin, von Original Cover-Artworks zu seinen Büchern, über Awards, handschriftliche Notizen, seinen Bang & Olufsen Plattenspieler, Underground Comix bis Cartoon-Cells von Bugs Bunny. Und dem „Magic trick apparatus gifted to 9-year-old Bradbury by his unlikely mentor, ‘Mr. Electrico’, a carnival performer who put on an act that Bradbury says inspired him to write fiction.“ If you ever wanted a piece of Ray, this is your chance. (via Boing Boing)

17 Sep 17:46

Karlie Kloss Stars in Lancaster Paris’ Holiday 2014 Campaign

by Joanna
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all of it especially that last white dress and the color of that purple shirt sleeve

karlie kloss lancaster paris 2014 ad campaign004 Karlie Kloss Stars in Lancaster Paris Holiday 2014 Campaign

Holidays with Karlie–After appearing in the fall ads, Karlie Kloss is back for the holiday 2014 campaign from Lancaster Paris. The accessories label tapped Guy Aroch to shoot a romantic series of images where Karlie is shown posing with the luxe bags of the season such as the Scarlett, the Karine and the Marie. An easy updo and red lip bring an elegant beauty look to the holiday advertisements.

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