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Matt W. Moore, graphic artist extraordinaire, has taken his signature bold, geometric know-how and applied it to a colorful series of afghans. Now on his third collection, the first one with colors, the 2015 Spectrum Series Jacquard Afghans bring everything you know and love of Moore’s aesthetic to something you can wrap up in and get cozy with. Also, if you have a neutral-colored sofa, just picture one of these laying over the back of it! We love seeing Moore’s designs now being offered through a series of functional design objects he hows on his Core Deco site. All items are manufactured in the USA.

UFO illustration by Charles Burns. 

Oh, lay an egg.

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Honestly, I’ve been staring at these stories for a while now — trying to figure out if this isn’t some elaborate April Fool’s Day joke. It almost sounds like it’s too good (and hilarious) to be true but EW, HollywoodReporter and Vulture are all rolling with it (or are all in on it).

The story goes: “Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig have teamed for a top secret Lifetime movie called A Deadly Adoption, The Hollywood Reporter has learned.”

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Set for a likely early summer debut, Ferrell and Wiig star in the dramatic thriller as a successful couple who house and care for a pregnant woman (played by 90210 alum Jessica Lowndes) with the hopes of adopting her unborn child — then things quickly go awry. The movie is described as campy and fun and a contemporary wink at the genre that comes as Lifetime is poised to mark the 25th anniversary of its TV movie business.

The two-hour TV movie has already been filmed and is being executive produced by Ferrell and Adam McKay’s Gary Sanchez Productions. Ferrell, as it turns out, is a huge fan of the Lifetime movies and always has wanted to make one himself. The movie hails from Mar Vista Entertainment and National Picture Show. Rachel Lee Goldenberg (Escape From Polygamy, Love at the Christmas Table) will direct the two-hour pic that’s based on a script from The Spoils of Babylon’s Andrew Steele. It marks a reunion for Steele with Ferrell and Wiig, who both starred in the IFC miniseries.

Steele, Sharon Bordas, Fernando Szew and Jessica Elbaum will also executive produce.
For its part, Lifetime kicked off its TV movie business in July 1990 with Memories of Murder. The franchise has included With This Ring, Whitney Houston entry Whitney, Aaliyah: The Princess of R&B and more.

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Sergeant Paper just released this beautiful new art print by Victor Hussenot. “Entre Chien Et Loup” is an 11.5″ x 15.5″ giclee, has an edition of 30, and costs €40. Visit SergeantPaper.com.

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Sure, there's being a fan of the Marvel movies — watching them all, going to midnight screenings, buying the merch, reading the comics — and then there's decking your house out with wall-spanning prints and giant logos. That's like, Coulson-levels of fanboying right there.

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On The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon last night, Jimmy played a completely spontaneous and totally unrehearsed game of random musical impressions with the yodeling bronzer stick in a white wig we call Xtina. Xtina’s Samantha Jones impersonation could win her the first place trophy at the Snatch Game Grand Championship, so it’s no surprise that she can spit out pretty good impersonations. Xtina did Cher, Shakira and Brit Brit last night.

Xtina’s Shakira impression didn’t cause a herd of horny goats to break through the door and hump her mouth, so she doesn’t get many points for that one. But her Cher was pretty spot-on and after she opened her mouth to impersonate fellow Mouseketeer Brit Brit Spears, Cheetos dust, gas station fumes, Frapp foam and KFed’s jizz filled my ears. And yes, since KFed’s jizz filled my ears, my head is pregnant with triplets now.

If you really want to see Jimmy Fallon’s David Bowie and Michael McDonald impersonations, watch the whole thing. But if you’re only here to see Xtina get possessed by the spirit of Our Lady of Cheetos circa 1999, skip to the 1:45 mark in the video below:

It’s perfect. If Brit Brit ever needs a ghost singer, she knows who to call.

If Xtina was doing old-school Brit Brit, then I’d easily give her 5 out of 5 Cheetos:

But if  Xtina was doing new-school Brit Brit, then I can only give her half a Cheeto and that’s being generous:

Because if she wanted to do new-school Brit Brit, she’d move her mouth for a little bit before giving up halfway to eat hot wings.

And I posted one or two of these yesterday, but here’s more of Xtina at the Vanity Fair Oscar party doing an impersonation of Double Trouble from She-Ra at a quickie wedding in Reno.

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There’s something in the water in Long Beach. The city that birthed Snoop has seen a resurgence in recent years, blessing the world with the gritty rhymes of Vince Staples, Joey Fatts and A$ton Matthews. And soon enough, Boogie’s name will be in that same conversation.

The 25-year-old single dad made his debut just over a year ago with “Bitter Raps,” a hilariously stern critique of thirstiness on Instagram and West Coast rap, before following up with his Thirst 48 mixtape (which I wrote about for OG Mattress) in the summer. His self-deprecating humor and genuine personality make Boogie instantly likable, but like early Kendrick, his music carries an overwhelming hunger for change — not only in the streets, but for his generation as a whole.

Just take a listen to Boogie’s latest offering “Further,” the first track off his upcoming project titled The Reach.

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Huh. I did not dream this.

I’m talking about the lips on her mouth. No word yet on her other lips.

Wannabe porn star/Christian author/Mother of the Century/Black Belt Fame Whore, Farrah Abraham, made every crested macaque’s proctologist think to themselves, “Hmmm, where have I seen that before?“, when she tweeted pictures of her “power bottom’s b-hole after a 10-hour pass around orgy” lips. Farrah claimed that she had some kind of allergic reaction while getting an implant installed in her lips. In case you blocked it out (although, I know it’s your iPhone’s wallpaper), here’s the picture of Farrah’s terrifying Leela from Futurama Cosplay.

Over the weekend, Backdoor Farrah hosted some event at The Scene Nightclub in Long Island and her lips didn’t look as busted. Farrah would sell her daughter to pirates if it meant she’d get a small blurb in InTouch Weekly, so some of us guessed that she purposefully screwed herself up to get on the E! reality show Botched. Pat yourself on the taint if you guessed that. You’re probably right. You really know your shameless fame whores.

RumorFix posted a picture of Farrah meeting with Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul Nasiff while shooting an episode of Botched. This trick is a wreck. She didn’t even need to inject a can of Fix-A-Flat into her mouth to get on botched. She could’ve left her lips alone and asked them to fix her botched brain instead. I wonder what Farrah will do next to get on TV?

She’ll marry a gay mormon to get on My Husband’s Not Gay. She’ll gain 200 pounds to get on The Biggest Loser. She’ll get de-lengthening surgery on her legs to get on The Little Couple. She’ll get duck lips again so she can go on Duck Dynasty. And after all of that, she’ll finally be committed and star in TLC’s Tales From The Mental Ward. Surprisingly, TLC doesn’t have a show called Tales From The Mental Ward….yet.

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So that’s why she always looks like a stoned version of The Joker. According to UsWeekly, Bethenny Frankel - the hypothetical result of if Yzma and Kronk had a baby – is currently working on a strain of Skinnygirl-branded weed that doesn’t make you want to shove an entire tray of Costco cinnamon buns in your mouth after you smoke it. A source close to Bethenny (a 13-calorie joint wrapped in fat-free rolling paper) says:

“It will be a specially engineered strain of pot designed to not give you the munchies. She read about how profitable the cannabis industry is and wants to get in on that.”

I’m not sure how I feel about this. On the one hand, I’m sure it would be nice to get fucked up without fucking up my stomach (see: the time my friend smoked a bag of old-ass weed and ate an entire sheet cake from Costco), but on the other hand, some of my best meals have been created during a case of the munchies. Without the munchies, I might never have invented cookie dough soup (cookie dough crumbled into pudding), the Heart-Attack Fiesta (any item from Taco Bell stuffed with KFC popcorn chicken), or raver spaghetti (strawberry Sour Punch Straws that I eat with a fork). I know, I’m basically the Canadian Guy Fieri.

At the very least I hope they make Skinnygirl weed taste better than Skinnygirl booze, because I once tried a Skinnygirl mojito and it made me immediately want to eat an entire bowl of 7-layer dip to help me forget about the taste of toothpaste-flavored nut sweat in my mouth.