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06 Dec 03:38

"Since her death in 1979 the woman who discovered what the universe is made of has not so much as..."

Erin H

fuck the patriarchy. cecilia payne is where it's at! via osiasjota.

Courtney shared this story from Super Opinionated.

“Since her death in 1979, the woman who discovered what the universe is made of has not so much as received a memorial plaque. Her newspaper obituaries do not mention her greatest discovery. […] Every high school student knows that Isaac Newton discovered gravity, that Charles Darwin discovered evolution, and that Albert Einstein discovered the relativity of time. But when it comes to the composition of our universe, the textbooks simply say that the most abundant atom in the universe is hydrogen. And no one ever wonders how we know.”

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Jeremy Knowles, discussing the complete lack of recognition Cecilia Payne gets, even today, for her revolutionary discovery. (via alliterate)

OH WAIT LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT CECILIA PAYNE.

Cecilia Payne’s mother refused to spend money on her college education, so she won a scholarship to Cambridge.

Cecilia Payne completed her studies, but Cambridge wouldn’t give her a degree because she was a woman, so she said fuck that and moved to the United States to work at Harvard.

Cecilia Payne was the first person ever to earn a Ph.D. in astronomy from Radcliffe College, with what Otto Strauve called “the most brilliant Ph.D. thesis ever written in astronomy.”

Not only did Cecilia Payne discover what the universe is made of, she also discovered what the sun is made of (Henry Norris Russell, a fellow astronomer, is usually given credit for discovering that the sun’s composition is different from the Earth’s, but he came to his conclusions four years later than Payne—after telling her not to publish).

Cecilia Payne is the reason we know basically anything about variable stars (stars whose brightness as seen from earth fluctuates). Literally every other study on variable stars is based on her work.

Cecilia Payne was the first woman to be promoted to full professor from within Harvard, and is often credited with breaking the glass ceiling for women in the Harvard science department and in astronomy, as well as inspiring entire generations of women to take up science.

Cecilia Payne is awesome and everyone should know her.

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06 Dec 03:28

#358 When you sneeze and fart at the same time so nobody notices the fart

by nkspas
Erin H

THE BEST

It’s like getting away with something illegal.

AWESOME!

Photo from: here


06 Dec 02:40

Internet's Favorite Voguing Teen Is Now Modeling for American Apparel

by Julianne Escobedo Shepherd
Erin H

i love this kid an equal amount to how much i hate american apparel. i'm so conflicted!

Internet's Favorite Voguing Teen Is Now Modeling for American Apparel

I've long thought the notion that the internet as Great Equalizer is some wishful utopian bullshit, but this important new development is making me reconsider. Brendan Jordan, the Las Vegas teenager whose pose-striking on local news went viral and landed him on The Queen Latifah Show , has now parlayed webfame into becoming a fashion model, exactly as he should be.

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04 Dec 01:48

Former Cake Drummer Gets 15 Years to Life for Child Molestation

Erin H

a THREE YEAR OLD. i sincerely hope this puke gets rapekilled in prison.

A former drummer for Cake and Norah Jones has been sentenced to 15 years to life in a California state prison for molesting a 3-year-old girl in 2009. The musician – 48-year-old Peter Ivan McNeal – must also register as a sex offender for life by Los Angeles County Superior......
23 Nov 00:38

Saturday Night Social: Everybody Knows That J.J. Fad Is Devastating

by Isha Aran
Erin H

The S is for Super
The U is for Unique
The P is for Perfection and you know that we are freaks
The E is for Exotic and
The R is for RAPS
So tell those nosy people just to stay the hell BACK

Hope you're having a great Saturday night, everyone. Oh me? I'm Just Jammin', Fresh and Def.

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23 Nov 00:33

'If We Left, They Wouldn't Have Nobody'

Erin H

BAWLING. DAMMIT DAVID.

'If We Left, They Wouldn't Have Nobody':

kellydeal:

When an assisted living home closed in California, many residents were still there with nowhere to go. But a cook and a janitor stayed, without pay, and took care of them.

And now you’re crying at work. Good morning.

18 Nov 01:32

Filmmaker Documents One Man's Obsession With Cooking From Alinea Cookbook

by Chuck Sudo
Erin H

WHAT! copycat!

Filmmaker Documents One Man's Obsession With Cooking From Alinea Cookbook Allen Hemberger's quest to recreate every recipe in the Alinea cookbook is now a short film. [ more › ]






17 Nov 20:32

How to Avoid Dying Alone With No One to Claim Your Body

by Tracy Moore

How to Avoid Dying Alone With No One to Claim Your Body

Fear of dying alone is among the top fears about death, topped only by dying alone undiscovered for days, weeks, or even years, only to be eventually found, Bridget Jones-style, half-eaten by Alsatians. Even worse? When there is no one to claim what's left.

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11 Nov 18:59

Around Town: Horses Of Honor

by Lisa White
Erin H

my friend vic painted the green one in the second picture. :)

 
Today in Around Town we spotlight Horses of Honor, the public art installation project that benefits the Chicago Police Memorial Foundation. [ more › ]






08 Nov 13:47

Professional advice requested.

Erin H

david, i believe the word you're looking for to respond to this email is "unsubscribe". it really shows the complete lack of fucks you give.

I’m trying to find a very specific word or phrase to describe something that is occurring in an email thread at work. I’m having a tough time describing what I’m trying to get across. It either misses the point, or it comes off as being rude which I don’t want to do. I’ve attempted to use reverse dictionaries to find the word or create a phrase that I can put in a work email, but I’m having no luck. So I’m looking to you, my online friends, for assistance.

Can you think of a word that encapsulates the following: If I could care less about your project and what you need as a person less than I do now, it would prove the existence of black holes because all energy would actually disappear from reality. I can’t think of a time I have cared less about a fellow human being and their needs as a person. While I have the ability to provide a solution, my absence of caring prevents me from doing anything to help you. Also, please don’t misunderstand that my lack of caring of providing you assistance means I want something unfortunate to happen to you. That means I would care about your well-being and professional work in the negative sense. I care so little about you that wishing you ill would require more caring and energy than I have the ability to muster. I would rather have my dick slammed in the driver side car door of a ‘77 Pinto with the edge of the door completely rusted out as its engine catches on fire than care about you or your problem. 

If you could help me find a word for that general feeling that is professional but direct, that would be really great. Thanks!

08 Nov 03:52

Robert Downey, Jr.: Feminism Is 'Make-Believe'; My Dick Is Huge

by Madeleine Davies
Erin H

is he on the drugs again?

Robert Downey, Jr.: Feminism Is 'Make-Believe'; My Dick Is Huge

During a student union address at Cambridge University, Ally McBeal guest star Robert Downey, Jr. talked about his dick size, looked visibly bored while taking questions and called feminism "make believe."

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08 Nov 03:51

Locally Produced 'Sacrificial Youth' Is The Punk Rock Musical You Never Knew You Wanted

by Katie Karpowicz
Erin H

hey, my friend is the star of this movie! i wasn't sure if it was a real thing or somebody's overblown hobby, i'm glad to see it's real.

Locally Produced 'Sacrificial Youth' Is The Punk Rock Musical You Never Knew You Wanted It's hard to say what's so great about Joe Losurdo's latest film 'Sacrificial Youth' without using broad terms. Everything. All of it. What's not to like? [ more › ]






06 Nov 03:15

Enthusiastic 7-Year-Old Gives the Best Damn Weather Forecast

by Isha Aran
Erin H

OMG this kid is the BEST! "i want to be a policeman because i love DANGER! *jazz hands*"

On Halloween, Chicago's WGN-TV invited local second grader Charlie Hale to give forecast. Little do they know that Charlie Hale is one charismatic, gesticulating 7-year-old son of a gun who would go on to give an unforgettable performance .

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28 Oct 18:31

GWAR: "West End Girls" (Pet Shop Boys)

by johng@nospam.punknews.org (johng)
Erin H

they end it with a cover of "people who died". worth a watch.

GWAR As part of the AV Club's Undercover series, GWAR has performed another cover at the publication's office. This time the band covered "West End Girls" by the Pet Shop Boys. You can see it here.
28 Oct 16:24

Here's What It's Like When People Think You're Paul Rudd For a Day

by Anna Merlan
Erin H

ooh, follow up with hero not-paul-rudd!

Here's What It's Like When People Think You're Paul Rudd For a Day

No one had a weirder day yesterday than Ben Kravit. The 28-year-old Dallas man was seen on camera helping break up an anti-gay assault at the Dallas-Fort Worth airport last week, one of a crowd of people who restrained a guy attacking another man he suspected of being "a queer." (This story literally never gets less depressing, does it?) Yesterday, as we told you, comedian Sara Benincasa noticed that one of the guys involved in stopping the assault looked a hell of a lot like Paul Rudd. That was Kravit, whose day suddenly got very, very strange.

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28 Oct 03:43

Peter Pan and his shadow. via

Erin H

what a charming costume idea!







Peter Pan and his shadow. via

28 Oct 02:02

Get Rid of that “Old Book Smell” with Cornstarch

by Dave Greenbaum
Erin H

why on earth would you want to get rid of that heavenly smell?

Get Rid of that “Old Book Smell” with Cornstarch

If you've got some books that have been sitting around in the attic, they might pick up "old book smell". Sprinkling some cornstarch helps get rid of the smell without damaging the book.

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27 Oct 23:24

Walmart's Website Features a Section of "Fat Girl Costumes"

by Anna Merlan
Erin H

HA! somebody's gonna get fired for that. no need to click through, the lede is all right there.

Walmart's Website Features a Section of "Fat Girl Costumes"

Retail giant Walmart is reaching out to the plus size market in an ill-advised way this Halloween: by offering online shoppers a section of "Fat Girl Costumes."

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27 Oct 23:10

Donating On Biblical Proportions

Erin H

PROTIP: the superthin pages of those mini bibles make excellent rolling papers.

Fast Food, Restaurant | USA

(A customer comes in on a Sunday afternoon. He orders a coffee but doesn’t leave after he gets it.)

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, was there anything else I could help you with?”

Customer: “Oh, no, not at the moment, dear. I just wanted to give you this. You’re new here and I like to make sure all the new people are taken care of.”

(As he is speaking he pulls a miniature bible out of his pocket and slides it across the counter to me. I’m almost too startled to speak.)

Me: “…um, thank you?”

(I wait until he leaves and approach my manager.)

Me: “So, some guy just gave me a bible, but I don’t know what to do with it.”

Manager: “Yeah, he does that. We’ve asked him to stop but he won’t. If you don’t want to keep it there’s a box of them under the desk in the office. Just throw it there.”

Me: “There’s a whole box of these things?!”

Manager: “Yeah, we drop them off at the Goodwill center when it gets full.”

(Apparently this was just a normal thing that happened because when I moved to another restaurant down the road they also had a box of mini bibles that customers had given to employees.)

25 Oct 22:33

Kate Hudson's Impersonation of Matthew McConaughey Is Perfect

by Isha Aran
Erin H

that is a super spot-on impression. worth the click through.

Kate Hudson's Impersonation of Matthew McConaughey Is Perfect

It seems like everybody these days has an impression of Matthew McConaughey in their pocket just in case some late night talk show host asks them to whip it out, but there are only a handful of people who can truly pull it off. Ladies and gentleman, Kate Hudson has just pulled of the most spot-on impression.

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21 Oct 13:44

New 'Ghostbusters' Film Will Be Series Reboot

Erin H

felicia day, kristen schaal, sarah silverman, and tina fey. nick kroll as the secretary.

Following news that director Paul Feig would take the reins on a new Ghostbusters with an all-female cast rather than picking the series up where it left off, the Bridesmaids filmmaker spoke to Entertainment Weekly to elaborate on his vision for the reboot. "My favorite thing to do is work......
21 Oct 03:59

Comedian Hannibal Buress Called Out Bill Cosby's Rape History on Stage

by Madeleine Davies
Erin H

wait, WHAT?!? puddin' pops bill cosby? motherfuck.

Comedian Hannibal Buress Called Out Bill Cosby's Rape History on Stage

Thanks to The Cosby Show, Fat Albert and standup, Bill Cosby has become one of today's most beloved public figures. Of course, mixed up in his celebrated entertainment career are over a dozen instances where Cosby allegedly drugged and raped various women — but that's the part that most people would rather not talk about. Too bad for them, though, because Hannibal Buress is talking about it anyway.

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18 Oct 13:01

John Grisham: Viewing Child Porn Isn't Really That Bad

by Mark Shrayber
Erin H

WAT.
(no need to click through, this is the crux of the story right here.)

John Grisham: Viewing Child Porn Isn't Really That Bad

John Grisham, the man who has brought us such taut, twisted thrillers as The Firm and The Pelican Brief (not to mention the brilliant Skipping Christmas), has delivered unto us another shocker: He thinks a lot of people who view child porn are just doing it by accident and shouldn't be prosecuted.

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18 Oct 12:34

Your eco-friendly LED lights are drawing an awful lot more moths

by Steve Dent
Erin H

what the crap? i just read a study last year that said flying insects were NOT attracted to LED light. make up your minds, science!

Blue-light emitting LED bulbs have taken off with consumers because they have few downsides -- they're bright, use far less energy and last much longer than other types. In fact, the inventors just won a Nobel Prize, proving their huge benefit to...
18 Oct 02:36

'Loud Music' Shooter Michael Dunn Receives Life Sentence Without Parole

Erin H

this makes me very happy.

Michael David Dunn, the Florida man convicted of first-degree murder for the shooting death of 17-year-old Jordan Davis, has been sentenced to life without parole. In November 2012, Dunn got into an argument with four teens sitting inside their SUV over the volume of their music. He subsequently fired a gun 10......
14 Oct 23:38

Beyoncé Tried Out Some New Bangs and ...

by Hillary Crosley
Erin H

is it just me, or does her forehead go all the way to the top of her skull?

Beyoncé Tried Out Some New Bangs and ...

This fringe is not the most flattering thing she's ever done. But you know, questionable hair styles happen to us all. BEYONCÉ'S HAIR, IT'S JUST LIKE US.

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14 Oct 23:35

Halloween THC fears in Colorado

Erin H

the pearl-clutchers should relax - it's too expensive to hand out to kids.

Colorado parents have a new fear to factor in this Halloween: a very adult treat ending up in their kids' candy bags.
11 Oct 13:54

Original Ghostbuster: All-Female Remake of Film Wouldn't Be 'Real'

by Kara Brown
Erin H

ernie hudson is still alive? huh. i guess he's just brain dead.

Original Ghostbuster: All-Female Remake of Film Wouldn't Be 'Real'

Ghostbusters star Ernie Hudson doesn't think that an all-female version of the classic 1984 film film should even be considered a "real" Ghostbsuters movie. Here is his gibberish disguised as a valid opinion via The Telegraph:

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09 Oct 23:18

Carve a Grumpy Cat Pumpkin? NO.

Erin H

SUZE

If you're not a Grumpy Cat, you can download the #grumpkin stencil pdf here, and make your own for Halloween.

Here are some more #grumpkins:








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09 Oct 22:58

In Praise of Laminate: Why You Should Give this Countertop Choice a Chance

by Nancy Mitchell
Erin H

i love my laminate countertops. super durable and easy to clean. i like the look of concrete, but it stains, and quartz, but it's harder to clean.

From Klikk via Planete Deco.
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Laminate countertops get a bit of a bad rap. Before the Era of Granite, they were everywhere, but now laminate gets poo-pooed as the cheap choice, the one that you would only pick if you couldn't afford anything else. Laminate countertops have become the carnations of the kitchen world. But just as carnations can be surprisingly appealing, a laminate countertop, in the right kitchen, can be really beautiful. Here are three reasons to give this much-maligned material a chance.

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