
Are you in the market for the most cumbersome and comical piece of jewelry in the world? Get ready to max out your credit card for this completely absurd, “flawless” 100-carat diamond being auctioned today by Sotheby’s.
Erin Hthere is a lot of internet outrage over this diamond today! it is NOT going to get stolen, because anyone who can afford this has personal security, and nobody would be able to sell it anywhere afterward anyway.

Are you in the market for the most cumbersome and comical piece of jewelry in the world? Get ready to max out your credit card for this completely absurd, “flawless” 100-carat diamond being auctioned today by Sotheby’s.
Erin Hmilwaukee and detroit, but no chicago? SADFACE.
Erin Hthis makes me smile so hard.

Deadpool’s official movie twitter follows only one other account
They’re already doing it right
Erin Hwe named our GPS lady felicia, so when we want her to shut up, we both say "bye, felicia". because we are nerds.
Erin Hi hate people so much sometimes. :(

Just one day after a memorial tree was planted in Michael Brown’s honor, some callous asshole cut the tree in half and stole the memorial stone that accompanied it. The 18 year-old was already unjustly killed and his family denied the right to seek justice so why not pour salt into that wound just because?
Erin Hwait wait wait. one of those things IS actually worth money?!? i thought the whole "investment" angle was just grown ass adults making excuses for buying stuffed animals.
This beanie baby is worth a fortune http://t.co/jM6qnUcjLd pic.twitter.com/zUnMHXMiOx
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Erin Hi'm not generally big on kids' movies, but i freaking LOVE despicable me. this tie-in is adorable.
There's a new color in town, and it's pretty adorable. PANTONE Minion Yellow marks the first time in the color authority’s history that a color has been created and named after a character. The Pantone team worked with the Minions' creators at Illumination to find the most pure version of the characters' hue. It's "a color that heightens awareness and creates clarity...the color of hope, joy and optimism," says Leatrice Eiseman, Executive Director of the Pantone Color Institute.
Erin Hdo people really remove the stems from basil and spinach when making pesto? jesus christ, it must take them all goddamned day.
Erin Hdammit, david.

In a recent episode of Divorce Court, a man named Nathan accused his girlfriend Lia of banging the entire Wu-Tang Clan when she hung out with the group after a concert. Lia denies the accusation saying that although she “had an amazing time” hanging out with the rappers until dawn, it was an innocent gathering that included political chat with no boners in sight.
Erin H2 months!
Erin Haaaah, sobbing. RIP riley.
Last night, our dog, Riley, died. Today would have been her thirteenth birthday.
Riley had a long and wonderful life. She lived much longer than the person who locked her in a closet at a motel that was being torn down thought she would, and though she could be a huge pain in the ass, she was an important part of our family.
Riley was anxious and nervous to the point of being neurotic. She was terrified of the garden hose, had terrible arthritis in all of her joints, and was almost completely deaf. Still, she was happy these last few months, getting to sleep on a the couch whenever she wanted, or sleeping at my feet while I worked in my office. She didn’t want to play very much, but when she did I’d swear she was ten years younger. She still liked to take walks, but she was slow and stayed so close to Anne and me, she hadn’t needed a leash for almost a year.
She wasn’t crazy about Marlowe, and I think Marlowe knew it. Marlowe has so much energy, I think she sort of scared Riley, who was brittle and nervous as a result of it. But Marlowe always tried to help calm Riley down. She would lick her face and nuzzle her all the time, and she stayed out of Riley’s way the rest of the time.
Riley was the last direct connection we had to Ryan and Nolan’s childhoods. She has been part of their lives for so long, through so much and so many things, they lost a member of their family even more intensely than I did, and I have a huge IMADOG hole in my heart right now.
I want to take a second and share a moment Riley and I had several years ago, right after our dog Ferris had died. I was alone in our house because Anne was out of town, Ryan was in college, and Nolan was busy being a teenager. Ferris had died the day before, practically in my arms, in the lobby of the vet:
I saw Ferris’ empty dish last night when I fed Riley, and it unleashed an agonizing wave of sadness so overwhelming, I dropped to the floor in our living room and cried as hard and as long as I ever have in my life.
After she was finished eating, Riley came over to me and sniffed at my face. Through my tears and gasping sobs, I told her it was okay, I just missed Ferris a lot and I was sad.
She rubbed her face against my cheek and trotted into the family room. A moment later, she returned with her soggy tennis ball, which she gently put into my lap. She looked up at me, and then walked into the corner of the family room, where she picked up her rope – her favorite toy, which she brings with her to the front door whenever we come home – and brought it over to me. She set it on the ground next to me, and then laid down and put her head in my lap. I cried for a good long time, but I was comforted by Riley’s actions, even if I’m projecting my own feelings onto her. I felt like she could tell I was grieving, so she brought me the things that make her happy, before letting me cry on her until the fur on her neck was soaked with my tears. When I finally stopped, mostly because I was physically and emotionally exhausted, I felt a tiny bit better.
Riley was a pain in the ass sometimes. She was complicated, damaged, and difficult, but she was ultimately a sweet and loving member of our family.
I really miss her, and her terrible breath, and that wonderfully derpy look on her face that always said “IMADOG!”

Bye bye, piles. I love you.
A small request: if you choose to comment, please don’t post that Rainbow Bridge thing. I know you mean well, but it has always made me uncomfortable.
Erin Hexcellent news!
Erin HNOOOOOO i love pearl river mart! :(
Pearl River Mart, the famed Chinese department store that's been a New York staple for more than four decades, is closing at the end of the year. Since 2003, the store has occupied three levels on Broadway in SoHo—its rent will increase more than five times when its lease is up. Pearl River is currently scouting smaller spaces on Canal, or considering going digital.
Erin Hapril fools!
In Vegas, more people are betting on the Cubs to win the World Series than any other team. [ more › ]Erin Hwhy is this a question? if you're answer is not 1984, you're just plain wrong.
Erin HSUZE
Erin Haw. 55 is too young.
Erin Hneat!
Sweden goes beyond the national anthem and adopts a national typeface. Sweden Sans, designed by Soderhavet, is part of a wider national branding project. Of the inspiration, designer Stefan Hattenbach says, "There's an expression in Sweden. We say lagom, which is not too much and not too little. You're happy with something in between."
Erin Hflawless goddess mo'ne davis.

Mo'ne Davis, the 13-year-old little league star whose incredible pitch landed her on the cover of Sports Illustrated, is continuing to impress. M4D3, in connection with organization Because I'm a Girl, will release a line of limited edition Mo'ne Davis-designed sneakers and donate 15% of proceeds to impoverished girls around the globe.
Erin HNO NO NO DECKER IS A REPLICANT HE WOULD NOT AGE. i am calling SUPERBULLSHIT on this.
Erin Hbecause cotton candy is the best flavor ever, duh.

I can't decide whether this more disproves the existence of a just and loving deity, or whether this means the apocalypse is coming. Either way, I am not on board.
Erin HWHAT!!!
Here's a story straight from a heist film: our heroine Lupita Nyong'o, whose gorgeous pearl-encrusted Calvin Klein gown swept the Oscars, is now no longer in possession of said gown because she has been ROBBED!
Erin Hwow, this is super fucked up.

A new report on diversity in the board rooms of publicly traded US companies reveals something startling: there are more men with spots on the boards of major S&P 1500 companies with the name John, Robert, William or James than all the women on those boards combined.
Erin Hi love palindromes, and this one is so amazing. i can't imagine lying in bed with my eyes closed for five hours in order to work out a problem.
The Bletchley Park codebreakers depicted in the film The Imitation Game (this year’s Oscar winner for Best Adapted Screenplay) worked around the clock to crack the secret of Nazi communications during World War II, but they weren’t all about work. They also used their skills for play.
Mark Saltveit, World Palindrome Champion and editor of The Palindromist Magazine, has spent years researching palindrome history and recently published an article on Vocabulary.com where he shares his discovery that many well-known palindromes originated from a bit of spirited competition among the cryptanalysts of Bletchley Park.
It started with mathematician J.H.C. Whitehead’s* “Step on no pets,” which was answered by Peter Hilton’s “Sex at noon taxes,” and ended, after many rounds of increasingly heated one-upmanship with “what many consider the best palindrome ever.” No, not the Panama one, amateurs. This one:
Doc, note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
The palindrome first came to light when it was the winner of a 1967 magazine contest. The person who submitted it admitted that he had not composed it himself, but had heard it from someone else who had also not composed it. Saltveit has now traced it back to Peter Hilton, the young mathematician who in the film pleads to use information from their partial decryption to save his brother on a naval convoy that is about to be attacked. (That did not happen in real life. Hilton did not have a brother on a naval convoy.)
It makes sense that those with a talent for uncovering meaning from patterns in strings of symbols would have a knack for creating palindromes. After all, a palindrome is just a meaningful string of symbols constrained by a specific type of pattern. In particular, Hilton’s talent for visualizing two streams of information at once came in handy. He composed the champion palindrome in his head, without writing anything down, over the course of five hours, while lying in bed with his eyes closed.
Read more about Saltveit’s research on the codebreakers’ palindrome contest at Vocabulary.com.
*Corrected: The article originally had Alfred North Whitehead, who was J.H.C.'s uncle.
Erin Hstephen
Erin HSOBBING
Judge is credited with entering the field over 280 times, assisting in the arrests of 152 people, the removal of three handguns from the streets, and helping bring in over $47,000 in cash during his tenure.
When the 9-year old pup was diagnosed with Cushing's Disease, his medical bills quickly built to over $10,000. The Woolwich Township allots $300 to the medical care of police animals. When the police station started a GoFundMe account for the little hero, $12,000 was raised in a single weekend and the battle was on.
Unfortunately, the disease finally caused a blockage in Judge's liver that wouldn't allow him to eat. Upon arriving at the vet Judge's handler Mike Frank said that though he was weak "he knew Judge would be able to walk into the hospital once he'd taken a bite grip on a training 'sleeve'," which is like a toy, or reward, for police dogs. Several K-9 cops smiled and remarked that they knew Judge would be strong enough to walk in.
Judge's hero's procession continued inside as teary eyed vet technicians lined up inside for him too. 
Thank you Judge! See you at the bridge!
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Erin HWHAT YOU GOT AGAINST GINGERS, APPLE? HUH?
Erin Hworth the click through to see how unbelievably adorable that fucking baby is. jesus fuck, that is one cute baby.
On August 16, 2014, pop singer Christina Aguilera claims to have given birth to daughter Summer Rain. On February 11, 2015, People magazine released the first photos of the infant. Does something seem WRONG here? Of course it does. The "baby" isn't real.
Erin Hthis is what, the third one in a month? dudes, the celebrity uprising has begun!