I can practically hear you groan -- more Pluto photos? Well, these are kind of special: they're the sharpest pictures the New Horizons probe took during its closest flyby in July, and NASA believes these may be the best snapshots of the dwarf planet...
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NASA shows the sharpest ever close-up photos of Pluto
Erin Hwho is groaning at more pictures of pluto? i would totally follow pluto's instagram. :) this picture is AMAZING.
I can practically hear you groan -- more Pluto photos? Well, these are kind of special: they're the sharpest pictures the New Horizons probe took during its closest flyby in July, and NASA believes these may be the best snapshots of the dwarf planet...
Don't Bogart That Joint Kid
Erin H"...a marijuana wrapped in a cigar..." LOLOLOLOL
- Chicago police are investigating a video that apparently shows a toddler smoking marijuana.
In the recording, a young child sitting in a chair seems to be smoking a blunt — a marijuana wrapped in a cigar — while a man’s voice off-camera encourages the toddler to inhale the smoke and pass the blunt.
Anti-violence activist Andrew Holmes said a nervous-looking woman approached him on a sidewalk in the Austin neighborhood on the West Side on Wednesday night and said she needed to show him something.
Nick Cannon is the new Chief Creative Officer of RadioShack
Erin Hwait, nick cannon and radio shack still exist?
RadioShack filed for bankruptcy a while back but, thanks to the deep pockets of the folks over at Standard General, a few stores will remain open. The retailer is trying to rebrand itself and its latest move is appointing TV personality Nick Cannon a...
Fans Are Petitioning for Sony to 'Free Kesha' Amid Sexual Abuse Lawsuit
Erin Hthis whole story is so horrifying. that poor girl.

Fans of Kesha have launched a petition in response to her legal clash with Sony, which is preventing the pop star from releasing new music during her lawsuit against Dr. Luke. A protest is also being planned for January at her trial in New York.
Mark Zuckerberg will donate 99 percent of his Facebook shares
Erin HWHOA
While birth announcements are common on Facebook, founder Mark Zuckerberg's post is a little different than most of the new parent pics in your newsfeed. That's because along with welcoming daughter Maxima to the family, he and his wife Priscilla Cha...
Weight Watchers App Goes Glitchy Over Thanksgiving, Infuriates Users
Erin HDANG good thing i'm super lazy about updating my apps. worked fine for my lazy ass.

One might argue that Thanksgiving—a notorious day of gluttony—would not be the ideal time for Weight Watchers to initiate an application upgrade. But upgrade they did, and as a result, the app has been almost impossible to use ever since.
For $10, Why Not Buy a Label Maker?
Erin Hseriously, a $10 label maker is one of the best purchases i've ever made in my life. i use that thing all the damn time.

It might not be mission-critical equipment for your home, but a good label maker is a nice gadget to keep around, and Amazon’s top seller is only $10 for Black Friday. At that price, why not? [Brother Compact Label Maker, $10]
Dairy Queen Robbed By Mysterious, Sword-Wielding Assailant
Erin HDammit, David? Where'd you get a sword, dude?
Photos: Abbey Pub Damaged In Fire, Cancels Main Stage Weekend Shows
Erin HI hope it's not too bad. Alan and I had our first date there.
The Abbey Pub is canceling its main stage concerts this weekend after a fire broke out in the Irving Park venue early Tuesday morning. [ more › ]Christopher Kimball Leaving America's Test Kitchen, Bowtie in Hand — Food News
Erin HUGH this is bad news. I'm not a fan of his on the TV show, but he's an excellent editor of the magazine, and really the driving force behind their methods (no advertising = truly unbiased reviews). i expect i'll start seeing ads in my magazines next year. :(
Everyone's favorite bowtie-wearing cook, Christopher Kimball, is leaving America's Test Kitchen and Cook's Illustrated, reports the Boston Globe, due to a contract dispute.
Uptown Mother Charged With Murder for Dropping Newborn From High-Rise Window
Erin Hwe saw this on the news when they first found the baby. the neighbors were speculating that it was the mother and alan and i both said we really hoped it wasn't. :(
A 19-year-old Uptown woman, Mubashra Uddin, has been charged with first-degree murder for dropping her newborn daughter from an eighth-story window, police say. [ more › ]Report: Suicide Bomber Tried To Enter France-Germany Game And Was Turned Away By Security
Erin Hoh jesus christ. that man saved hundreds of lives.

According to a report from the Wall Street Journal, one of the attackers who detonated a suicide bomb outside of the Stade de France during last night’s France-Germany friendly had a ticket to the match and attempted to enter the stadium, when stadium security discovered his bomb vest. From the report:
Because having “EATCAKE” as your license plate on your BMW SUV...
Erin Hmaybe the driver just REALLY enjoys cunnilingus.

Because having “EATCAKE” as your license plate on your BMW SUV would be too on the nose.
Also, I need to clean my car windows.
Amazon's Running a Huge Sale On Your Favorite Shower Head Line, Today Only
Erin Hwe just got one of these this month and i'm LOVING it.

Delta’s In2ition line recently took home the title of your favorite shower head , and the entire line is on sale today in Amazon’s Gold Box.
81-Year-Old Woman, Last Fluent Speaker of Her Language, Learns to Type to Make a Dictionary
Erin HHERO

Marie Wilcox, an octogenarian Native American woman from the San Joaquin Valley in California, was born on Thanksgiving in 1933; she grew up in a one-room house with the grandmother who delivered her and spoke her native Wukchumni, and I believe this video will assure you—Marie is better than you or I will ever be.
Stories of Celebrities in Restaurants
Erin HOMG the second one made me genuinely laugh out loud for several minutes. So good.

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food industry. As a special Weekend BCO, we’ve got stories of celebrities in restaurants—the good, the bad, and the Colonel Sanders. As always, these are real e-mails from real readers.
Man Who Raped Child 200-300 Times Sentenced to 50 Years In Prison, Town Still Supports Him
Erin HERIN SMASH

Darren L. Paden is a father, as well as a former volunteer fire chief and deployed member of the military. He’s also a confessed child molester who sexually assaulted a girl for over six years, raping her between 200-300 times starting when she was a toddler. But even though he’s admitted to his crimes, not all the people who reside in the small town of Dearborn, Missouri are condemning him; many are speaking out against his victim because she’s ruining a good man’s life.
UPDATE: 'Gentrification' Claims Legendary Bucktown Tavern Danny's
Erin Hi went there on a date once. it was the weirdest bar i've ever been to. i had no idea it was so popular, it was practically dead when i was there.
Another one bites the dust as the neighborhood continues to push out the businesses that helped make it popular. [ more › ]Patrick Kane's Accuser Has Quit Cooperating With Rape Investigation Because Of Stress: Report
Erin Hbecause of dolla dolla bills, y'all. she's too busy counting that payola to talk to the fuzz.
At Fort Bragg, costume prompts alarm
Erin Hwhat a fucking idiot. he should get a dishonorable for being too goddamned stupid to be in the military.
TiVo Roamio OTA HD DVR w/ Lifetime Device Subscription $300 + Free Shipping
Erin Hsuze, if you are interested in a DVR for over-the-air, this is an incredible deal. lifetime service is usually $500 by itself.
Deal Editor's Notes & Price Research:
- This price matches a popular +86 Frontpage deal from early October.
- Lifetime service is good for the duration of the DVR, additional fees may apply for transferring service when replacing the DVR box. Refer to the forum thread for additional discussion on each DVR unit. I bought the cable card Roamio's on a prior sale, and I am so far very happy with the Roamio - daisybeetle
Hamster Toy Looks Nothing Like Fox Host Harris Faulkner, Says Hasbro
Erin Hhow fucking creepy would it be to find out a toy had your (very unusual) first and last name? gah.

This August, Harris Faulkner (the woman) sued Hasbro for $5 million because she and her lawyers thought Harris Faulkner (a toy hamster) had used her name and likeness without permission. Monday, Hasbro filed back and was like, “Excuse me, Harris Faulkner (the woman), you’re being absolutely ridiculous and we have no time for any of this.”
This Humble House Steps Away From Wrigley Field Is Asking $9.8 Million
Erin Hwell, the ricketts' paid $20 mil for a parking lot recently, so...
YouTube Star Pulls Prank On Girlfriend, Makes Her Think Their Son Exploded
Erin Hnot reading the article, but jesus fuck, what a piece of shit that dude is. i hope she leaves him over this.

Roman Atwood is a popular YouTube personality famous for pulling pranks. His girlfriend, a repeated victim of Atwood’s hoaxes, was tricked again when he pretended their three-year-old son was killed in a fiery explosion. Is it really necessary?
Man Calls TV Station, Admits to 33-Year-Old Unsolved Murder
Erin Hthis story is horrible. i really wonder at his motives for coming forward.

13-year-old Carrie Ann Jopek died in 1982. For over 30 years, her murder has remained unsolved, although the Wisconsin police did have suspicions that 17-year-old Jose Ferreira had killed her. Now, Ferreira has finally confessed, but not by going to the police: he called a local TV station to let them know that he’d pushed Jopek to her death.
Play-By-Play
Erin Hthis is kind of how i see all non-hockey sports.
Lupita Nyong'o Brings Her Majesty to Broadway in Eclipsed
Erin Hflawless goddess lupita nyong'o

All mere mortals who can withstand the electricity of Lupita Nyong’o’s fleshly presence should make their way to Broadway when her production of Eclipsed hits the stage in February.
Illinois Is Throwing In The Towel On The Emerald Ash Borer Quarantine
Erin H:(
It's looking too late to limit the spread of the deadly emerald ash borer beetle in Illinois. [ more › ]Chrissy Teigen Shares Pregnancy Photo, Internet Lectures Her About Her Body
Erin Hi'm gonna start flipping tables real soon. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK OTHER PEOPLE SHOULD LOOK LIKE.
Chrissy Teigen shared a perfectly mundane photo of her “baby bump.” Though “baby bump” is a phrase that I deeply despise, it’s really the best way to describe the genre of photo Teigen shared—the mirror-reflected selfie meant to document the shifting contours of a pregnant woman’s body. It’s the kind of photograph that we’re all familiar with and, unsurprisingly, Teigen looks great.


Does the real estate adage location, location, location apply to Wrigleyville? [