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06 Dec 21:58

NASA shows the sharpest ever close-up photos of Pluto

by Mariella Moon
Erin H

who is groaning at more pictures of pluto? i would totally follow pluto's instagram. :) this picture is AMAZING.

I can practically hear you groan -- more Pluto photos? Well, these are kind of special: they're the sharpest pictures the New Horizons probe took during its closest flyby in July, and NASA believes these may be the best snapshots of the dwarf planet...
05 Dec 17:55

Don't Bogart That Joint Kid

by SCC
Erin H

"...a marijuana wrapped in a cigar..." LOLOLOLOL

  • Chicago police are investigating a video that apparently shows a toddler smoking marijuana.

    In the recording, a young child sitting in a chair seems to be smoking a blunt — a marijuana wrapped in a cigar — while a man’s voice off-camera encourages the toddler to inhale the smoke and pass the blunt.

    Anti-violence activist Andrew Holmes said a nervous-looking woman approached him on a sidewalk in the Austin neighborhood on the West Side on Wednesday night and said she needed to show him something.
Investigations continue, but we certainly hope that this kid doesn't end up in pieces in the Garfield Park Lagoon at some later date. The guy encouraging the toddler to toke up however, well, we'll keep those thoughts to ourselves.
03 Dec 20:20

Nick Cannon is the new Chief Creative Officer of RadioShack

by Christopher Klimovski
Erin H

wait, nick cannon and radio shack still exist?

RadioShack filed for bankruptcy a while back but, thanks to the deep pockets of the folks over at Standard General, a few stores will remain open. The retailer is trying to rebrand itself and its latest move is appointing TV personality Nick Cannon a...
02 Dec 23:54

Fans Are Petitioning for Sony to 'Free Kesha' Amid Sexual Abuse Lawsuit

by Clover Hope
Erin H

this whole story is so horrifying. that poor girl.

Fans of Kesha have launched a petition in response to her legal clash with Sony, which is preventing the pop star from releasing new music during her lawsuit against Dr. Luke. A protest is also being planned for January at her trial in New York.

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02 Dec 04:29

Mark Zuckerberg will donate 99 percent of his Facebook shares

by Richard Lawler
Erin H

WHOA

While birth announcements are common on Facebook, founder Mark Zuckerberg's post is a little different than most of the new parent pics in your newsfeed. That's because along with welcoming daughter Maxima to the family, he and his wife Priscilla Cha...
01 Dec 14:13

Weight Watchers App Goes Glitchy Over Thanksgiving, Infuriates Users

by Rachel Vorona Cote
Erin H

DANG good thing i'm super lazy about updating my apps. worked fine for my lazy ass.

One might argue that Thanksgiving—a notorious day of gluttony—would not be the ideal time for Weight Watchers to initiate an application upgrade. But upgrade they did, and as a result, the app has been almost impossible to use ever since.

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01 Dec 00:53

Surfers missing; van found burned

Erin H

OMG it's Point Break!

The families and girlfriends of two Australian surfers feared dead after their burned-out van was found in Mexico have traveled to the country in an attempt to "get some answers."









28 Nov 01:10

For $10, Why Not Buy a Label Maker?

by Shep McAllister, Commerce Team on Deals, shared by Shep McAllister, Commerce Team to Lifehacker
Erin H

seriously, a $10 label maker is one of the best purchases i've ever made in my life. i use that thing all the damn time.

It might not be mission-critical equipment for your home, but a good label maker is a nice gadget to keep around, and Amazon’s top seller is only $10 for Black Friday. At that price, why not? [Brother Compact Label Maker, $10]

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20 Nov 13:53

Dairy Queen Robbed By Mysterious, Sword-Wielding Assailant

by C.A. Pinkham on kitchenette, shared by Marie Lodi to Jezebel
Erin H

Dammit, David? Where'd you get a sword, dude?

Y’know. Just robbing a Dairy Queen with a sword. As one does.

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17 Nov 18:18

Photos: Abbey Pub Damaged In Fire, Cancels Main Stage Weekend Shows

by Kate Shepherd
Erin H

I hope it's not too bad. Alan and I had our first date there.

Photos: Abbey Pub Damaged In Fire, Cancels Main Stage Weekend Shows The Abbey Pub is canceling its main stage concerts this weekend after a fire broke out in the Irving Park venue early Tuesday morning. [ more › ]








16 Nov 23:43

Christopher Kimball Leaving America's Test Kitchen, Bowtie in Hand — Food News

by Faith Durand
Erin H

UGH this is bad news. I'm not a fan of his on the TV show, but he's an excellent editor of the magazine, and really the driving force behind their methods (no advertising = truly unbiased reviews). i expect i'll start seeing ads in my magazines next year. :(

Everyone's favorite bowtie-wearing cook, Christopher Kimball, is leaving America's Test Kitchen and Cook's Illustrated, reports the Boston Globe, due to a contract dispute.

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15 Nov 16:07

Uptown Mother Charged With Murder for Dropping Newborn From High-Rise Window

by Mae Rice
Erin H

we saw this on the news when they first found the baby. the neighbors were speculating that it was the mother and alan and i both said we really hoped it wasn't. :(

Uptown Mother Charged With Murder for Dropping Newborn From High-Rise Window A 19-year-old Uptown woman, Mubashra Uddin, has been charged with first-degree murder for dropping her newborn daughter from an eighth-story window, police say. [ more › ]








14 Nov 20:33

Report: Suicide Bomber Tried To Enter France-Germany Game And Was Turned Away By Security

by Patrick Redford on Deadspin, shared by Stassa Edwards to Jezebel
Erin H

oh jesus christ. that man saved hundreds of lives.

According to a report from the Wall Street Journal, one of the attackers who detonated a suicide bomb outside of the Stade de France during last night’s France-Germany friendly had a ticket to the match and attempted to enter the stadium, when stadium security discovered his bomb vest. From the report:

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14 Nov 18:47

Because having “EATCAKE” as your license plate on your BMW SUV...

Erin H

maybe the driver just REALLY enjoys cunnilingus.



Because having “EATCAKE” as your license plate on your BMW SUV would be too on the nose.

Also, I need to clean my car windows.

13 Nov 00:39

Amazon's Running a Huge Sale On Your Favorite Shower Head Line, Today Only

by Shep McAllister, Commerce Team on Deals, shared by Shep McAllister, Commerce Team to Lifehacker
Erin H

we just got one of these this month and i'm LOVING it.

Delta’s In2ition line recently took home the title of your favorite shower head , and the entire line is on sale today in Amazon’s Gold Box.

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13 Nov 00:22

81-Year-Old Woman, Last Fluent Speaker of Her Language, Learns to Type to Make a Dictionary

by Jia Tolentino
Erin H

HERO

Marie Wilcox, an octogenarian Native American woman from the San Joaquin Valley in California, was born on Thanksgiving in 1933; she grew up in a one-room house with the grandmother who delivered her and spoke her native Wukchumni, and I believe this video will assure you—Marie is better than you or I will ever be.

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08 Nov 14:57

Stories of Celebrities in Restaurants

by C.A. Pinkham on kitchenette, shared by Marie Lodi to Jezebel
Erin H

OMG the second one made me genuinely laugh out loud for several minutes. So good.

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food industry. As a special Weekend BCO, we’ve got stories of celebrities in restaurants—the good, the bad, and the Colonel Sanders. As always, these are real e-mails from real readers.

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04 Nov 23:49

Man Who Raped Child 200-300 Times Sentenced to 50 Years In Prison, Town Still Supports Him

by Mark Shrayber
Erin H

ERIN SMASH

Darren L. Paden is a father, as well as a former volunteer fire chief and deployed member of the military. He’s also a confessed child molester who sexually assaulted a girl for over six years, raping her between 200-300 times starting when she was a toddler. But even though he’s admitted to his crimes, not all the people who reside in the small town of Dearborn, Missouri are condemning him; many are speaking out against his victim because she’s ruining a good man’s life.

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04 Nov 15:05

UPDATE: 'Gentrification' Claims Legendary Bucktown Tavern Danny's

by Tankboy
Erin H

i went there on a date once. it was the weirdest bar i've ever been to. i had no idea it was so popular, it was practically dead when i was there.

UPDATE: 'Gentrification' Claims Legendary Bucktown Tavern Danny's Another one bites the dust as the neighborhood continues to push out the businesses that helped make it popular. [ more › ]








03 Nov 17:56

Patrick Kane's Accuser Has Quit Cooperating With Rape Investigation Because Of Stress: Report

by Emma G. Gallegos
Erin H

because of dolla dolla bills, y'all. she's too busy counting that payola to talk to the fuzz.

Patrick Kane's Accuser Has Quit Cooperating With Rape Investigation Because Of Stress: Report Patrick Kane's accuser told authorities that "the high-profile investigation has caused tremendous stress for her and her family, and that she no longer wishes to participate." [ more › ]








02 Nov 03:42

At Fort Bragg, costume prompts alarm

Erin H

what a fucking idiot. he should get a dishonorable for being too goddamned stupid to be in the military.

A soldier, apparently wearing a suicide bomber costume for Halloween, spurred an emergency response at Fort Bragg, North Carolina, on Friday night.









31 Oct 05:02

TiVo Roamio OTA HD DVR w/ Lifetime Device Subscription $300 + Free Shipping

by cyphkev
Erin H

suze, if you are interested in a DVR for over-the-air, this is an incredible deal. lifetime service is usually $500 by itself.

TiVo Roamio OTA HD DVR w/ Lifetime Device Subscription $300 + Free Shipping

Thumb Score: +35
Amazon.com has TiVo Roamio OTA HD DVR w/ Lifetime Device Subscription (for HD Antenna users) for $299.99. Shipping is free. Thanks cyphkev

Deal Editor's Notes & Price Research:
  • This price matches a popular +86 Frontpage deal from early October.
  • Lifetime service is good for the duration of the DVR, additional fees may apply for transferring service when replacing the DVR box. Refer to the forum thread for additional discussion on each DVR unit. I bought the cable card Roamio's on a prior sale, and I am so far very happy with the Roamio - daisybeetle
27 Oct 22:47

Hamster Toy Looks Nothing Like Fox Host Harris Faulkner, Says Hasbro

by Bobby Finger
Erin H

how fucking creepy would it be to find out a toy had your (very unusual) first and last name? gah.

This August, Harris Faulkner (the woman) sued Hasbro for $5 million because she and her lawyers thought Harris Faulkner (a toy hamster) had used her name and likeness without permission. Monday, Hasbro filed back and was like, “Excuse me, Harris Faulkner (the woman), you’re being absolutely ridiculous and we have no time for any of this.”

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27 Oct 15:47

This Humble House Steps Away From Wrigley Field Is Asking $9.8 Million

by Kate Shepherd
Erin H

well, the ricketts' paid $20 mil for a parking lot recently, so...

This Humble House Steps Away From Wrigley Field Is Asking $9.8 Million Does the real estate adage location, location, location apply to Wrigleyville? [ more › ]








26 Oct 13:30

YouTube Star Pulls Prank On Girlfriend, Makes Her Think Their Son Exploded

by Marie Lodi
Erin H

not reading the article, but jesus fuck, what a piece of shit that dude is. i hope she leaves him over this.

Roman Atwood is a popular YouTube personality famous for pulling pranks. His girlfriend, a repeated victim of Atwood’s hoaxes, was tricked again when he pretended their three-year-old son was killed in a fiery explosion. Is it really necessary?

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22 Oct 22:48

Man Calls TV Station, Admits to 33-Year-Old Unsolved Murder

by Mark Shrayber
Erin H

this story is horrible. i really wonder at his motives for coming forward.

13-year-old Carrie Ann Jopek died in 1982. For over 30 years, her murder has remained unsolved, although the Wisconsin police did have suspicions that 17-year-old Jose Ferreira had killed her. Now, Ferreira has finally confessed, but not by going to the police: he called a local TV station to let them know that he’d pushed Jopek to her death.

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22 Oct 15:42

Play-By-Play

Erin H

this is kind of how i see all non-hockey sports.

The thrower started hitting the bats too much, so the king of the game told him to leave and brought out another thrower from thrower jail.
22 Oct 00:13

Lupita Nyong'o Brings Her Majesty to Broadway in Eclipsed

by Rachel Vorona Cote
Erin H

flawless goddess lupita nyong'o

All mere mortals who can withstand the electricity of Lupita Nyong’o’s fleshly presence should make their way to Broadway when her production of Eclipsed hits the stage in February.

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21 Oct 22:45

Illinois Is Throwing In The Towel On The Emerald Ash Borer Quarantine

by Kate Shepherd
Erin H

:(

Illinois Is Throwing In The Towel On The Emerald Ash Borer Quarantine It's looking too late to limit the spread of the deadly emerald ash borer beetle in Illinois. [ more › ]








19 Oct 01:58

Chrissy Teigen Shares Pregnancy Photo, Internet Lectures Her About Her Body 

by Stassa Edwards
Erin H

i'm gonna start flipping tables real soon. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK OTHER PEOPLE SHOULD LOOK LIKE.

Chrissy Teigen shared a perfectly mundane photo of her “baby bump.” Though “baby bump” is a phrase that I deeply despise, it’s really the best way to describe the genre of photo Teigen shared—the mirror-reflected selfie meant to document the shifting contours of a pregnant woman’s body. It’s the kind of photograph that we’re all familiar with and, unsurprisingly, Teigen looks great.

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