Erin Hso of course you should stop what you're doing and film it instead of getting your kids out of that situation.
Customers shopping at a Target located in Campbell, California were shocked when audio from a porno began playing over the store’s loudspeakers. Gina Young, a woman who was shopping in the store with her two young sons, filmed footage of the incident and posted it on her Facebook. In the clip, moaning sounds and sexually explicit language emit loudly from the store’s speakers.
Erin Hjust stop fucking talking. my current emotion is "grossed out by your existence".
This week, TI appeared on DJ Whoo Kid’s radio show to discuss important political topics—or shall I say, TI holographed in from 1954 to drop his extremely idiotic opinions about how a woman shouldn’t be president because we make rash decisions and could nuke something.
Erin HNOOOOOOOOOOOOO it's my favorite trash!
After twenty-two seasons, twenty-two makeover episodes and one lace front beard, America’s Next Top Model has been canceled and is no longer in the running for... anything.
Erin HSUZE bear news
A black bear that was interested in checking out what Bozeman High School had to offer was seen patrolling the hallways, loitering by the lockers and walking around the football field.
Erin Hwow, her character has postpartum depression. i wonder if they based that storyline on her life? i'm glad she's getting treatment.
Erin Hwow, this makes me wish i were even remotely competent at video games. this looks incredible.
When Gun Media's Wes Keltner and Ronnie Hobbs announced Summer Camp, a slasher-inspired horror game set in a creepy campground, it was already more than an homage to Friday the 13th. The developers were open about their love of ghostly, hockey-mask...
Erin Hyou called it, suze!
With around 45% of your votes , it’s clear that Hue tights are the brand to stock up on as it finally gets cold. You praised Hue tights for their durability, versatility, color and pattern spectrum, fit, and value. [Amazon/Hue]
Erin Hpeople ask me about shit like this all the time. why do you walk with a cane? what's that thing on your ankle? those scars on your thigh are huge, what the hell did you do? it's one thing if it's a kid, but adults do this on the regular. i usually just give them a look that says "holy shit, that's super inappropriate", but maybe i should start saying that out loud.
This is Etiquette Monster, Jezebel’s advice column where senior writer Madeleine Davies gets worked up and starts screaming about manners. Have a question about etiquette? Email Madeleine at your own risk.
Erin HAcademy Award Winner Koopsta Knicca.
Erin HYESSSS we may need to move burgsday to mondays for a while.
Upcoming entries include Chile Relleno-You-Didn't Burger, Home for the Challah-Days Burgers, and If Looks Could Kale Burger. [ more › ]
Erin Hthis is much cuter than it should be.
Designer Clive Roddy brings us Cacti Coasters. It’s a set of coasters that stack up to look like a cactus! Pretty sweet. The set is selling over at Clive’s shop for $43. Which… is a little steep for a set of coasters, in my opinion. But you know what they say about opinions! Be careful […]
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Erin Hcounterpoint: i look SLAMMIN with bangs.
With Kate Middleton’s recent destruction of her wonderful, perfect hair, we have yet another example of why bangs are the scourge of humanity. Look, I get the impulse. You want to do something different with your hair! But you don’t want to cut it all off, and good highlights are expensive, plus all of that bleaching can destroy your hair and feel so permanent. So you think: “Oh, I know! I’ll get bangs.” I am here to tell you: NO. Do not get bangs. They won’t look good on you, they’ll drive you crazy, they look good on virtually no one, don’t do it.
Erin HHe seems like a lovely man.
On Monday, minor Republican presidential hopeful John Kasich traveled to the University of Richmond where spoke to a group of 500 students and faculty members and displayed his charmingly overt misogyny and general lack of interest in young people.
Erin HSUZE
Erin HOooh, I'm watching this. I got some of the winning ballet flats and they ARE the best! Thanks, lady lifehackers!
Fall is upon us. Layer up and pair your favorite ballet flats with some new tights, but which ones? Tell us in the comments.
Erin HBring Back Burgsday!
Erin Hthis is her best review yet (even though most of it is not technically a review). now i want to go introduce shy teenage girls to punk rock and tell them that the musicians want someone like them to listen.
The first thing I’m noticing about this cover is the really awesome drawings on the front and the back by Stephen Blickenstaff. I immediately googled him and found his website which looks like it was last updated in 2004. He seems really sweet and also into cats which confirms my theory about him being a cool, sweet dude:
In this photo, I’m awaiting final approval by my (late) cat Hamilton, on some monster heads I’ve sculpted.
This website is putting me in a great mood and almost inspiring me to write this entire post in comic sans! (Almost, but not quite.) On that note, let’s put the record on!
The first song, “Garbageman,” starts with a really inviting catchiness, yet something feels very unique about this song. Halfway through there’s a sweet guitar solo. This feels like a perfect combination of blues and punk. I really like this song.
With this project, I’m often discovering that the image on the cover of an album, the name of the band and title of the album can often seem much “scarier” than the music inside could ever be. I can picture myself not even considering ever listening to this album when I was a teenager just getting into music, because it would have seemed scary, and intimidating and not for me. Something told me - maybe it was adults, friends, MTV, society in general, that an album that looked like that on the outside was probably for kids who wore leather jackets, had weird piercings or spikes in their hair. And was probably more likely for boys. But while the music sounds different than stuff you hear on the radio, it also feels friendly and inclusive and beautiful. I wish I’d had someone to hand me this record when I was a lot younger and reassured me that I should be listening to it. I’m sure I saw it a million times at The Princeton Record Exchange, but I was too busy looking through Dave Matthew’s Band and Counting Crows cds to stop and consider if that album could also be for me. That the musicians wanted someone like me listening to it too.
“Love Me,” has such a raw, southern, country feel to it. It feels like Road House music, with a little bit of Elvis in the vocals.
I love how raw and rambling “She Said,” is, even though I can’t really tell what he’s saying, I like the feel of this song and the drums really hold the whole thing together.
On to side two. “Goo Goo Muck,” has a little bit of a B-52’s vibe sounding kind of surfy and silly. I’m loving this album. Some wikipedia reading is telling me that the lead singer, Lux Interior died in 2009 and that Poison Ivy, one of the guitar players is a woman! Must read more! I wonder if she came up with the name of the band.
Awww I just found this really sweet interview with Poison Ivy and Lux Interior! Why are they not the most famous rock couple ever?
Poison Ivy: There’s not anything that we deny each other. I’ll always hear somebody say, “Oh, I’d like to buy that but my wife would kill me”, or vice versa, and I’m, like, “God, what is that?” We don’t feel that either one of us has any right to say anything about the other’s needs. We just have to trust that person and what that person is entitled to. Fortunately, we happen to like a lot of the samea things, but even if we didn’t, that shouldn’t matter. We’re both real free-thinkers. We’re nice to each other. There’s all those reasons why we’re together, but I think it’s also karmic. We’re karmically entwined.
He’s easy to love. He’s someone I can get crazy with, I knew that about him right away. I thought: “Oh boy, what’s gonna happen now? Something exciting!” It’s still happening.
Omg, I’m going to cry. This is the most romantic interview I’ve ever read. It’s so sad that Lux died.
Lux Interior:We’re different in a lot of ways. I tend to fly off the handle and go crazy and start screaming and she tends to be a bit wiser and calmer and more patient than I am - before she starts going wild, too. I think she’s a lot classier than I am, but I think I’ve gained a lot of class from her. It’s hard to figure out how we’re different because we’re together all the time and we always do everything together. In a way it’s kind of one thing, me and her, but she’s also very much an individual and very strong. She grows like a tree. She’s faceted like a diamond. There’s a million sides to Ivy and I just love all of them.
This album is amazing and it was written by true and pure love. I wish I would have known not to be afraid of it when I was younger but I’m really glad I discovered it tonight.
Erin HWHAT? NO.
This morning I received a brief but immensely informative message through our handy tip line. It read “The Dildo Selfie Stick is here,” as though I had been waiting for this to happen with masturbated breath. I had not, but here we are and clearly there is no turning back. The dildo selfie stick is […]
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Erin Hrape a child? get moved to another parish. consensual relationship with another adult? YOU'RE FIRED!
Catholic Archbishop Blase Cupich has removed a popular suburban priest from the ministry because of an, "inappropriate relationship with an adult man." [ more › ]
Erin Hthis makes me very happy. i felt terrible for these ladies earlier in the week. even the people i know who LOVE baseball don't pay attention to the game 100% of the time, and this is just young people doing what young people do. what a classy way to put haters in their place! you go, ladies.
This week the members of Arizona State’s Alpha Chi Omega sorority divided the internet. The young women dared to take selfies at an Arizona Diamondbacks game instead of focusing their full attention on baseball. Those selfies proved highly controversial for some dumb reason. The least amused was, no doubt, the Diamondbacks announcers who were incensed by youth.
Erin Hthought this said Free ANOREXIA Game Download and choked on my water.
https://www.indiegala.com/store#banner_form_box -scroll down and enter your email to get a Steam key for a Free ANOXEMIA PC Game Download
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Erin Hi'm honestly surprised that this makes a noticeable difference! i'm a blotter because i love pepperoni and it's GROSS when it's so oily.
There are two kinds of people: Those who use a napkin to blot off pizza oil, because hey free calories, and those who laugh at the first group. How much difference could it possibly make?
Erin Hwoo-hoo! my heart is only 31! i'm gonna live forever.
Erin Hronald dillon: unlikely hero.
The closest thing we have to Bartleby the Scrivener in the year 2015 is Ronald Dillon, a NYC Health Department employee who works for the agency’s IT help desk and literally won’t stop talking like a robot.
Erin HJane Brady? For the love of all that is good and holy, someone please pay me six figures to proofread internet articles for a living.
Beauty brand Ulta is launching a national ad campaign, presumably because they are sick of hearing about Sephora. Sephora, Sephora, Sephora.
Erin Hmisleading headline is misleading. fta: "The total cost for preparation, maintenance, restoration and improvement of Douglas Park will be approximately $180,000, the majority of which was spent before the event to ensure that restoration would be as swift as possible..."
On the heels of hosting a three-day music festival in Douglas Park on the city's West Side for the first time, Riot Fest has announced the park will require $180,000 in repairs. [ more › ]
Erin Has i was scrolling through my feed quickly, i swear this said "how to decorate around a [blah blah these words didn't catch my eye] pinata" and i got a little more excited than i should have. but no, it's about boring patina.
There are certain pieces of furniture or decor that have history. On a good day, you might call their particular style vintage or shabby chic; on a bad day, it's just plain dilapidated. Pieces full of patina can be super special and look great, especially if they're included with just the right touch. Here's how to make your own pieces stand out in a good way.
Erin Hmotherfucking texas.
A newsletter sent to parents of grade school students in Texas showed very different curricula scheduled for the boys and girls. During a monthly class with the guidance counselor at Borchardt Elementary School, boys in the fourth and fifth grade would be learning about subjects pertaining to “college and career exploration.” What lessons were scheduled for the girls? “Girl Talk,” with subjects like “Confidence—How do we get it and can we have too much?” and “How to form lasting friendships.”
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