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23 Apr 22:25

Paul Westerberg Remembers Prince: 'I Can't Think of Anyone Better'

Erin H

This really caught me by surprise. Westerberg's a notorious hater of everything! He's basically Tim Bostelle, but from Minneapolis instead of Seattle.

Replacements frontman Paul Westerberg was a teenage punk-rocker when he had his first life-altering experience listening to Prince. Decades later, after playing the same clubs as the late star and recording frequently at Paisley Park, he's still in awe. "He was like a ray of light in a very cautious place,"...
23 Apr 14:25

inspredwood: danlacek: the-future-now: Watch: Can video games...

Erin H

What a moving story!

22 Apr 04:12

Here Are 5 Reasons to Never Throw Away the Heel of Bread — Tips from The Kitchn

by Kelli Foster
Erin H

do you really need a reason other than "it's the tastiest bit"?

Oh, the poor heel. For some of you, this is the best part of the loaf, but for many more, it's easily the most unloved section. It doesn't matter if it's a loaf of hearty sourdough or a baguette, the heel always seems to end up neglected. Next time you have the bookend of a loaf left over, think twice before tossing it — you might be surprised by just how much it can do.

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21 Apr 16:12

The Pocky Truck Will Give Out Free Pocky In Chicago

by Emma G. Gallegos
Erin H

!!!!!!!!

The Pocky Truck Will Give Out Free Pocky In Chicago Pocky's touring truck will be stopping in Chicago for a month to give away free boxes of the Japanese treat, starting in mid-May. [ more › ]
21 Apr 00:58

A New Corpse Flower Could Bloom Any Day At The Chicago Botanic Garden

by Sarah Gouda
Erin H

Suze, want to go again?

A New Corpse Flower Could Bloom Any Day At The Chicago Botanic Garden When Sprout blooms, she'll let out a blast of rotting-flesh smell. So horrible! So cool! [ more › ]
19 Apr 22:53

What's Your Favorite Carry-On Roller Bag?

by Shep McAllister on Kinja Co-Op, shared by Shep McAllister to Lifehacker
Erin H

Keeping an eye on this one!

Modern air travel is terrible enough without dealing with lost luggage, so you should always strive to fit everything into a carry-on, if at all possible. But what bag makes it easiest to transport your valuables from A to B? Today, we’re looking for the best carry-on roller bag, so check out the rules below, and head down to the comments to nominate your favorite.

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13 Apr 14:32

Barbra Streisand Is Adapting Gypsy for the Big Screen and Playing Mama Rose

by Madeleine Davies
Erin H

I'm sorry, children of Jezebel. Gypsy has already been done perfectly, starring Rosalind Russel as Mama Rose and Natalie Motherfucking Wood as Louise.

Well, someone tell me, when is it Bab’s turn? Don’t she get a dream for herself Starting now, it’s gonna be Bab’s turn. Gangway, world, Gypsy’s going to the big screen. Starting now, she bats a thousand! This time, boys, she’s taking the bows aaaaaaaaaand...

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12 Apr 21:38

Finally: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Gives You a Celebratory Song for Your Sex-Related UTI

by Madeleine Davies on The Muse, shared by Kate Dries to Jezebel
Erin H

I stopped watching this show, but damn, that UTI song is fucking hilarious.

For its entire first season, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend has been tackling the topics near and dear to a woman’s heart (sometimes literally) through song and Monday night’s episode—with its ode to UTIs as a result of sex—was no different.

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08 Apr 19:23

At Long Last!: Here’s How To Make Taco Bell AT HOME

by Brittany High
Erin H

why would you need to put pants on? they have a drive-thru ffs.

At Long Last!: Here's How To Make Taco Bell AT HOME

Youtubers Brothers Green aka Josh and Mike bring us these two videos showing how to make Taco Bell’s classic menu at home. You know, so you don’t have to put pants on and drive to the restaurant, I guess. Still, seems like a lot of effort. Like, more effort than just putting on your damn […]

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08 Apr 15:21

Chimani Helps You Plan Your Perfect National Park Trip

by Heather Yamada-Hosley
Erin H

YASSSSS i love going to national parks.

iOS/Android: National parks are a wonderful way to experience the outdoors, but knowing all the options available in each park takes a lot of research. Chimani lets you pick a park and shows you the activities, amenities, and points of interest all in one place to make the most of your trip.

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08 Apr 13:23

Squad Bowls Are For Eating Cereal With Your Whole Squad

by Brittany High
Erin H

this is a super cute pun. way to keep yourself relevant, cinnamon toast crunch!

Squad Bowls Are For Eating Cereal With Your Whole Squad

Cinnamon Toast Crunch, the greatest cereal of all time, brings us Squad Bowls, the most ridiculous product of all time. Yes, that’s beating the Selfie Spoon they introduced last year. Squad Bowls is a cluster of conjoined bowls meant to accommodate cereal-eating for you and your closest 2, 3, 4, or 5 pals. So, uh, […]

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05 Apr 05:59

Black Velvet Nebula Cake

by noreply@blogger.com (Heather Baird)
Erin H

1. this is beautiful
2. BLACK VELVET CAKE
3. she put white sprinkles in the cake batter so the cut cake looks like starry sky. genius.


I recently ordered a couple of Hubble Space Telescope picture books and - wow, are they ever gorgeous! I've been paging through them every day for two weeks, just soaking in all that beautiful imagery. Seeing all those colorful nebulae inspired me to buy two extra-large canvases to recreate some nebula images for my office walls. I've yet to set brush to canvas though, because I was also inspired to practice my galaxy-painting on cake!
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05 Apr 00:11

Photos: A Night In The Van Gogh Airbnb, Also Known As The #VanGoghBNB

by Chicagoist_Guest
Erin H

Tim Bostelle:

 
It's a beautifully-made ad, our correspondent reports, but it's not a remotely cozy place to sleep. [ more › ]








31 Mar 22:11

'I'd rather use the men's room'

Charlie Comero was disappointed when he learned last week that he had to start using the women's restroom in North Carolina, thanks to a new state law signed by Gov. Pat McCrory.









31 Mar 11:27

(256): I slapped a guy during sex...

Erin H

and THIS is why i subscribe to TFLN. comedy GOLD.

(256): I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
31 Mar 02:52

The Seven Best Things You Can Do With an Amazon Echo

by Adam Dachis
Erin H

i downloaded the bit where she is supposed to control my nest thermostat, and she is very confused about it. it makes me stabby, even though it is not something i need her to do. if you tell me this will work, make it fucking WORK, ALEXA.

The Amazon Echo offers our first serious glimpse into the future of an intelligent home. It’s not perfect, but whether you’re you’re thinking of getting an Echo, hear people talking about “Alexa,” or not sure what the one you have is capable of, here are some of the best things you can do with it.

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31 Mar 02:39

Meghan Trainor and Sam Smith Should Get Married

by Clover Hope
Erin H

i just don't understand jezebel's hatred for meghan trainor. her songs are catchy and she's super cute.

Meghan Trainor is a Grammy-winning singer whose claim to fame is dancing sassily in music videos for fatally empowering pop songs like “All About That Bass” and, most recently, “No.” Sam Smith is a Grammy-winning, incessantly-shrinking artist who won this year’s Best Song Oscar for the Bond ballad “Writings on the Wall,” which is a song. These two chummy vocal-chord-surgery-having singers should stop lying to themselves and experience the unsustainable standard of living we call wedded bliss.

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30 Mar 23:28

The German Tank Problem

by Greg Ross
Erin H

MATH FTW! When I was a Standards publisher, one of my subcommittees was ISO TC 56 on Statistical Sampling and Analysis. :)

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bundesarchiv_Bild_183-H26258,_Panzer_V_%22Panther%22.jpg

During World War II, as they mulled whether to attempt an invasion of the continent, the Allies needed to estimate the number of tanks Germany was producing. They asked their intelligence services to guess the number by spying on German factories and counting tanks on the battlefield, but these efforts produced contradictory estimates. Finally they resorted to statistical analysis.

They did this by studying the serial numbers on captured and destroyed German tanks. Suppose German tanks are numbered sequentially 1, 2, 3, …, B, where B is the total number of tanks that we seek to know. And suppose that we have five captured tanks whose serial numbers are 21, 35, 42, 60, and 89. It turns out that

\displaystyle B = \frac{(N+1)M}{N} - 1,

where N is the sample size (here, 5) and M is the highest sampled number (here, 89). In this example, the formula tells us that B = 105.8, so we’d estimate that 106 tanks had been produced at that time.

In the event, Allied statisticians reportedly estimated that the Germans had produced 246 tanks per month between June 1940 and September 1942. Intelligence estimates had put the total at about 1,400. When the Allies captured German production records after the war, they found that they had produced 245 tanks per month during those three years, almost precisely what the statisticians had predicted, and less than 20 percent of the intelligence estimate.

(Thanks, Ryan.)

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30 Mar 23:24

Thailand 6-Night Vacation Including Airfare, Hotel, Breakfast from Los Angeles from $700

by Jbh98
Erin H

DAMN if i didn't already have a trip to bangkok planned, i would be on top of this shit.

Thailand 6-Night Vacation Including Airfare, Hotel, Breakfast from Los Angeles  from $700

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[SIZE=2]Travelzoo offers a Thailand 6-Night Vacation Including Airfare, Hotel, Breakfast from Los Angeles starting from $699 per person (price is based on double occupancy). Thanks Jbh98

Note, there are only 3 departure dates at this specific rate which are Oct. 25, Nov. 22, and Dec. 6. This promotion is valid for additional departure cities and dates, but may have higher rates.
29 Mar 01:57

Girl's superhero-inspired 3D-printed arm spews out glitter

by Mariella Moon
Erin H

FUCK YES. You go, girl.

When Jordan Reeves was given the chance to create her own superhero-inspired prosthetic arm, she conjured up something other 10-year-old girls can only dream of. She designed a cannon that can slip into her left arm that stops above her elbow and sho...
27 Mar 22:47

Nine-Year-Old Girl Completes Course Designed For Navy Seals, We are All Useless

by JE Reich
Erin H

BAD. ASS.

A nine-year-old girl from Miami, Florida, completed a 24-hour course designed for actual adult members of the U.S. Navy. This makes me feel like she would definitely beat me up in a bar room brawl, if either of us were likely to get into bar room brawls in the first place.

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25 Mar 01:47

Snoop Dogg Debuts New 'Planet Earth'-Based Nature Series

Erin H

BEST NEWS

Snoop Dogg narrates a wild bout between a squirrel and a snake in the first installment of his new web series, "Planet Snoop," which arrives via the cannabis and culture platform, Merry Jane. The series was inspired by a handful of segments Snoop filmed for Jimmy Kimmel Live called, "Plizzanet Earth," in which he reacted...
24 Mar 19:06

Proposed Ordinance Would Decimate Ridesharing In Chicago

by Mae Rice
Erin H

since rahm's brother is one of the major stockholders of uber, i think this isn't going to get very far.

Proposed Ordinance Would Decimate Ridesharing In Chicago If City Council passes a new proposed ordinance, it could be the end of UberX and Lyft. [ more › ]








24 Mar 18:19

Millennium Park's Free Summer 2016 Movie Series Lineup Is Out

by Emma G. Gallegos
Erin H

YES

Millennium Park's Free Summer 2016 Movie Series Lineup Is Out It's hard to believe, but it won't be long until it will be warm enough to stretch out on the Great Lawn at Millennium Park with a picnic basket and catch a movie. [ more › ]








23 Mar 00:59

I Love My Perfume & So Does Everyone Else

by Julianne Escobedo Shepherd on The Muse, shared by Julianne Escobedo Shepherd to Jezebel
Erin H

i just ordered a sample of this perfume yesterday! it was highly recommended.

I am outgoing, but not exactly the genre of person who normally speaks to random people on the street; nor have I ever been the type of woman who is so beautiful or alluring that strangers feel utterly compelled to speak to me. But in the past few months, more randos have approached me than they ever have in my life, with a specific topic of substance to discuss: they would like to talk about my perfume.

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22 Mar 19:39

6,000 Matches Being Lit At Once Is Something To Behold

by Brittany High
Erin H

that took a LOT longer than i expected. the sound was incredible. now i want to do this.

6,000 Matches Being Lit At Once Is Something To Behold

Do you ever just wanna light a match and watch it all go up in flames? Congratulations, you’re a pyromaniac. And you’re gonna love this video of 6,000 matches being lit all at once. My god, it’s glorious. That said, you should probably NOT recreate this at home. In fact, I’m going to suggest that you […]

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22 Mar 18:39

US carriers cover the costs for calls and texts to Belgium

by Jon Fingas
Erin H

that is surprisingly thoughtful.

If you're determined to get in touch with friends and relatives who were in Belgium during the March 22nd terrorist attacks in Brussels, you're about to get a helping hand. Major US carriers (so far including AT&T, Sprint, T-Mobile and Verizon) a...
22 Mar 04:58

Idaho Sheriff: No Need for Rape Kits, Since Most Rape Accusations Are False

by Anna Merlan on The Slot, shared by Kate Dries to Jezebel
Erin H

ERIN SMASH


Welcome to Big Time Small-Time Dicks, a regular column on The Slot that explores local politicians, small-town scandals, and everything else making life miserable on a local level. Know a small time person who is a big time dick we should feature? Email us.

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21 Mar 23:40

Justin Timberlake Collaborates With Little Big Town

Erin H

i am 100% behind this.

Four months ago, members of Little Big Town watched as Justin Timberlake shared a pair of show-stealing duets with Chris Stapleton during the 2015 CMA Awards. This week, the vocal group is teaming up with Timberlake for a songwriting session. "NBD… Just writing with @littlebigtown," Timberlake wrote on his Instagram page, accompanied...
21 Mar 22:26

Apple's 4-inch iPhone SE starts at $399, arrives next week

by Devindra Hardawar
Erin H

YASSS. i didn't get a 6 because it won't fit in my favorite wristlet purse.

There's a lot of love out there for the tiny iPhone 5s -- Apple says it sold over 30 million of them last year -- but there's no doubt that its 2013-era hardware is getting rusty. Enter the iPhone SE, Apple's first concerted effort at building a smal...