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19 Mar 15:09

Amazon's Serving Up A Rare Deal On Your Favorite Toaster Oven

by Shane Roberts, Commerce Team on Deals, shared by Shane Roberts, Commerce Team to Lifehacker
Erin H

this really is the best toaster oven. i use it for 80% of my total oven needs, and it's big enough to roast a whole chicken.

The best toaster oven, which is also your favorite, and the #1 seller in the category, and rarely discounted, can be yours today for $212 with code SMARTSAVE.

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19 Mar 14:11

Let's Go to Yas Island, Kweens!!!!

by Bobby Finger
Erin H

i'm totally going to check in here while i'm in abu dhabi.

Hello, travel agent? I’d like a round-trip ticket to Yas Island. No, this isn’t a prank call. Yas is a $40 billion tourist destination constructed atop a manmade island in Abu Dhabi, and I would like to vacation there immediately—so may I please have one round-trip ticket to Yas Island as well as a week of lodging at its most iconic hotel? What do you mean you’re not a travel agent? No, I’m not fucking with you. No one put me up to this, ma’am! Who’s That Motherfucker Jack and why do you think we’re friends? Hello? Travel agent? Looks like I’m going to have to plan a vacation to Yas Island, the destination of my dreams, all myself.

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16 Mar 15:27

Father Posed As Teenage Boy on Instagram to Lure His Own Daughter Into Sending Nude Photos 

by Anna Merlan
Erin H

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

In a deeply hideous case out of upstate New York, a 41-year-old man pleaded guilty Monday on child pornography charges; the victim was his 14-year-old daughter. The man posed as a teenage boy to coerce and bully her into sending nude images, and he then began sexually abusing her after faking the suicide of her internet boyfriend.

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15 Mar 16:09

Don't Eat McMuffins After 3 P.M.

by Joanna Rothkopf
Erin H

i learned the hard way that mcdonalds did not train the evening staff on how to make the breakfast foods. it was so bad, in fact, that they completely ruined mcdonalds breakfast for me (which is probably for the best).

The Sausage & Egg McMuffin is the best thing that God has invented so far, and eating one is better than having an orgasm, even one when you’re fully clothed. But it turns out, those little ecstasy pucks are a tall order when they’re served in the afternoon.

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11 Mar 22:36

Terrifying Clown Madonna Wrecks Tricycle

by Julianne Escobedo Shepherd
Erin H

To be fair, Madonna dressed as "Madonna" is more terrifying than the clown from IT.

If your particular phobia is that of scary clowns (coulrophobia) then I urge you to back away from your computer or mobile phone and run, very quickly, the other way, because JESUS GOD: Madonna dressed up as a vintage British clown and riding around on a baby’s tricycle is marginally more terrifying than the guy who skulked in the gutters from Stephen King’s It.

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11 Mar 22:07

Hero Waiter, a 'Modern-Day Robin Hood,' Gives Away $3K of Soda at Brooklyn IHOP

by Madeleine Davies
Erin H

i'm guessing that's "street value" and that it cost the restaurant about $1.50 total.

These days, what with all the Wall Street bankers and Washington fat cats breathing down our necks, it’s hard for the average Joe to make a buck or—in some extreme cases—slurp down a tasty soda. Sure, if you’re wealthy, you can drown in Cokes and Sprites and Orange Crushes, but what of the every man? When will HE or SHE or WHATEVER GENDER THEY IDENTIFY WITH get a break?

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11 Mar 01:25

Rare disorder causes constant hunger

Erin H

er'ry day

Every morning, Rick Heijnen prepares his daughter the same breakfast at the same time with the same ingredients: crackers and biscuits, cheese and applesauce, peanut butter, gingerbread, orange juice, buttermilk, water.









11 Mar 01:13

'Matrix' directors: We're transgender

Erin H

1. i think it's pretty awesome that we're collectively going from "the wachowski brothers" to "the wachowskis" and on to "the wachowski sisters"
2. seriously though, what are the odds that two children of the same couple are born with the wrong gender? DAMN.

The second half of the directing duo known as the Wachowskis has come out as transgender.









10 Mar 23:43

The CDC’s Vaccine Quiz Tells You Which Vaccines to Get as an Adult

by Heather Yamada-Hosley
Erin H

ooh, handy!

Many of us think that vaccines are something you get when you’re young and never again, but part of staying healthy as an adult is making sure you’re up to date, or get any boosters you and your doctor decide you need. The CDC’s vaccine quiz gives you a list to start with.

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10 Mar 02:19

Paris Fashion Week: Balmain Fall 2016

by Heather
Erin H

OMG all those tassels! i feel like we're being punked by balmain. i do not understand fashion. :)

Kendall Jenner Balmain Fall 2016 Runway at Paris Fashion Week Gigi Hadid 
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09 Mar 01:03

GOP group deletes awkward tweet

Erin H

LOLOLOLOLOL

The National Republican Senatorial Committee on Tuesday deleted a tweet they sent accusing Illinois Democratic Rep. Tammy Duckworth, who lost both legs while on duty in Iraq, of "not standing up for our veterans."









08 Mar 17:12

Dolly Parton Announces New Album, Tour

Erin H

OMG OMG OMG

"I don't know how pure I am, but I know I'm pretty simple," Dolly Parton quipped at Monday's press event announcing her two-disc LP, Pure & Simple, which is due this summer. Comprised of a set of newly penned Parton tunes, the release will also include a disc called Dolly's...
08 Mar 16:10

Lady Gaga Gets Matching Tattoos With Sexual Assault Survivors She Performed With

by Kara Brown
Erin H

this is really sweet.

Following her performance at the Oscars of “Til It Happens to You,” from the film The Hunting Ground, Lady Gaga decided to get matching tattoos with the sexual assault survivors who joined her on stage.

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08 Mar 16:07

Malcolm-Jamal Warner Wants to Know Why Woody Allen and Roman Polanski's Films Are Still Aired

by Aimée Lutkin
Erin H

Good question! I won't watch either. It amazes me that women continue to willingly work with either of them.

The Bill Cosby Show was taken off the air, and Malcolm-Jamal Warner admits that this has hit him in the wallet, but that’s not the only thing bothering him.

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05 Mar 16:31

Dammit, Hillary Clinton, This is a Magnificent Goddamn Meme

by Anna Merlan on The Slot, shared by Anna Merlan to Jezebel
Erin H

oh, that is good. worth a click-through.

The winner of tonight’s GOP debate is Hillary Clinton.

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04 Mar 15:16

Is Sony Trying to Bury The Brothers Grimsby Because of a Scene Where Donald Trump Gets HIV?

by Bobby Finger
Erin H

we saw the trailer on "nothing but trailers", and also when we went to see deadpool. a show where studios pay to show trailers and the highest grossing r-rated movie of all time? i wouldn't call that buried.

I hadn’t heard of The Brothers Grimsby until roughly 15 minutes ago. I hadn’t watched its trailer until roughly 10 minutes ago. And, if you believe an anonymous source quoted by The Huffington Post Thursday afternoon, that was all by design.

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04 Mar 00:42

BET Founder Doubles Down On Nina Being a Good Idea

by Kara Brown
Erin H

i really think leslie jones should play nina simone.
(note: i always want to call her leslie hall for some reason, so i looked up ghostbusters on imdb to make sure i got it right, and she is WAY down in the cast list despite being one of the title crew. that's some bullshit right there.)

The founder of BET has spoken out in defense of Zoe Saldana’s ill-advised Nina Simone biopic and confirmed that his production company will, in fact, release the film on April 22.

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03 Mar 16:48

Ravinia Announces Star-Studded 2016 Lineup: Diana Ross, Paul Simon And More

by Mae Rice
Erin H

if anyone wants to go see anything at ravinia this year, please let me know. i pretty much want to see everyone playing and i will pack us a nice picnic!

Ravinia Announces Star-Studded 2016 Lineup: Diana Ross, Paul Simon And More The venue's 80th season will consists of 140 shows, from greats like Diana Ross and Paul Simon. [ more › ]








03 Mar 02:02

Free Nads Exfoliating Body Wax Strips

by Chris
Erin H

are they seriously called NADS? "Wax your jumblies with NADS!"

Subscribe here first, then go here and fill out the form to get Free Nads Exfoliating Body Wax Strips

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01 Mar 13:17

Kauai Coffee Dark Roast Ground - 10 Ounce Package - $4.52 AC & S&S ($3.91 AC & 5 S&S Orders) - Amazon.com

by GiveMeDeals
Erin H

this is the exact coffee we bought at the grocery store in hawaii to make at the cabin. it definitely wasn't like the kona coffees we tried at the plantations, but it was still pretty damn good coffee.

Kauai Coffee Dark Roast Ground - 10 Ounce Package - $4.52 AC & S&S ($3.91 AC & 5 S&S Orders) - Amazon.com

Thumb Score: +50
Amazon has 10oz Kauai Coffee Ground Coffee (various flavors) on sale from $4.52 after 'clipped' 20% off coupon (clipped automatically through link while logged in to Amazon) and checkout via Subscribe & Save. Shipping is free. Thanks GiveMeDeals[LIST][*]10oz Kauai Coffee Dark Roast Ground Coffee $4.52 (pictured)
01 Mar 06:12

kellydeal: Totally happy about his birthday brunch, per usge....

Erin H

HBD DAVID!!



kellydeal:

Totally happy about his birthday brunch, per usge. (at Cantina 1910)

Note: I was doing a pretend mean face because Kelly was trying to sneak a picture of me. Also, that was a beermosa because I’m classy. Lastly, as of midnight, lordy lordy, it’s my tenth birthday.

01 Mar 02:54

Just Look At This Dog With Braces And Try Not To Smile

by Brittany High
Erin H

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID

Just Look At This Dog With Braces And Try Not To Smile

Wow, guys. Just wow. Dr. Moore of Harborfront Hospital for Animals in Michigan is a doggie dentist. Here’s one of his patients, Wesley, rocking a set of braces. Yes, that’s a dog with braces. It’s not for cosmetic reasons, these brace-tastic measures were taken because of health concerns. My god dog, this is cute. A dog […]

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29 Feb 18:07

Oscars Fug or Fab: Daisy Ridley in Chanel

by Jessica
Erin H

fug. her shoulders are too wide for that blousy middle there, she needs something to define her waist. the length on this is all wrong too.

Daisy Ridley in Chanel Daisy Ridley in Chanel Daisy Ridley in Chanel Fine Jewelry 
I didn’t love this dress last night, but now that I’ve slept on it, I kind of like it? It helps that I like her so much, but I also think it’s just more appealing in the light of day. Tell me how to feel! Read More ...
29 Feb 18:06

Oscars Fug or Fab: Kerry Washington in Versace

by Heather
Erin H

fab. she SLAYS in that gray number.

Kerry Washington 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party 
I just glanced at this photo and thought, “Ohhh, Khandi Alexander IS good casting for her mother.” I know that is old news for Scandal fans, but something about the hairdo here has Kerry’s cheekbones more on display than usual. When I first glimpsed this on E!, I was undecided; that top looks like nothing Read More ...
29 Feb 14:19

Model and BAMF Nyle DiMarco Will Be Dancing With The Stars' Second Deaf Contestant

by JE Reich
Erin H

SUZE! i may need to start watching DWTS.

Nyle DiMarco, the winner of America’s Next Top Model’s most recent season and a man I have never seen fully wear a shirt, will be a contestant on next season’s Dancing With The Stars. I will be sprinkling some of these shirtless photos sporadically throughout this post.

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28 Feb 23:17

Free Pizza at Pizza hut on 2/29 for 2/29 Birthdays

by Chris
Erin H

DAVID

https://www.facebook.com/pizzahutus/videos   -if you were born on Febuary 29 you can get a free Personal Pan Pizza at Pizza Hut on Monday, February 29. –locator

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28 Feb 23:11

4 Free Cupcakes for 2/29 Birthdays on Monday at Sprinkles

by Chris
Erin H

DAVID you are going to get hooked up with all kinds of food tomorrow!

http://sprinkles.com/cupcakes/flavors/calendar-february/leap-day -if you have a birthday on February 29 you can get 4 free cupcakes at Sprinkles on Monday, February 29. –locator
You can still get a free cupcake by signing up for their program here.

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25 Feb 22:14

Fug or Fab: Kate Beckinsale in Hamel at the Costume Designers Guild Awards

by Heather
Erin H

how is this even a question? she looks AMAZING.

Kate Beckinsale Kate Beckinsale Kate Beckinsale 
From the front, this is as expected — Kate Basicsale, if you will, and I just might: Very pretty, very simple. But in this instance, Kate — much like a mullet — proffered a party in the back. This is an example of a transparent, lacy dish that goes down easy for me. The transparency is Read More ...
25 Feb 03:44

Furry Nails Is Apparently A Thing Now (But Should It Be?!)

by Brittany High
Erin H

it's the reverse of teen wolf!

Furry Nails Is Apparently A Thing Now (But Should It Be?!)

Style director and co-founder of CND nail polish Jan Arnold brings us the latest in nail art trend: furry nails. Cool, but let’s be real here: I’ve been rocking furry nails for years! Mainly because I can’t wait long enough for my nails to dry before I pet my cats because I have zero self […]

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25 Feb 03:41

Ava DuVernay Will Direct Disney's A Wrinkle in Time Adaptation 

by Kelly Faircloth
Erin H

OMGOMGOMGOMG this was my favorite book as a child. i can't believe they're making a movie of it, and i SUPER can't believe that flawless goddess ava duvernay will be directing it. this made my day!

Meg and Cal! Meg and Cal! Meg and Cal!

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