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Ye Olde Tyme Cover of “Thrift Shop” by Postmodern Jukebox
The Postmodern Jukebox Band performs an “old time-y, Jazz Age” cover of the hit song “Thrift Shop,” originally by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis. The Postmodern Jukebox Band is Robyn Adele Anderson (vocals), Adam Kubota (bass), Allan Mednard (drums), and Scott Bradlee (keys). You can get the song’s MP3 at Bradlee’s Bandcamp site.
I suppose one might even call it the vintage thrift shop version of “Thrift Shop”…
The original version:
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Flula Borg
Christopher LantzAll hail Flula
This techno DJ has been vlogging about adjusting to American life after moving from southern Germany to Los Angeles since 2007.
Dolphin Handshake
Presented without comment because I can’t funny
A Defense of Comic Sans by Vsauce
Christopher LantzI know there are a lot of haters out there.
Video blogger Michael Stevens (Vsauce) makes an intriguing defense of Comic Sans, the infamously childish typeface that is reviled by professional designers and adored by amateurs. Along the way he provides some fascinating typographic trivia.
Touche, Pringles
Christopher LantzUmmm... any of you there, does this make sense?
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Tagged: plot thickens , pringles , dan harmon , failbook , g rated Share on FacebookFlapper slang
From a 1926 volume of Glamordaze, 10 sarcastic pieces of flapper slang:
The Top 10 most sarcastic Flapper slang words.
1- Umbrella- young man any girl can borrow for the evening.
2- Rock of Ages- any woman over 30 years of age.
3- Face stretcher- old maid who tries to look young.
4- Cellar Smeller- a young man who always turns up where there’s free liquor to be had.
5- Corn Shredder- young man who dances on a girl’s feet.
6- Being Edisoned- getting asked a lot of boring questions.
7- Finale Hopper- a young man who arrives after everything is paid for.
8- Mustard Plaster- unwelcome guy who sticks around.
9- Potato- a young man shy of brains.
10-Rug Hopper- young man who never takes a girl out. A parlor hound.
Comic: Age Of Majority
Christopher LantzI've witnessed this recently. This strange nostalgia for how long ago things have been.
After The Smoke
Christopher LantzLife does this to you.
A High Quality Collection of Animated GIFs From Nature Documentaries
Head Like an Orange is an interesting blog on Tumblr that features a high quality collection of animated GIFs. Most of the posted GIFs derive from various nature documentaries. You can view more images on the official blog.
images via Head Like an Orange
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We Have No Idea What's Going on Here, But It is Very Spiritual and Definitely Involves Opossums
Christopher LantzMore animal weirdness. Please not the squirrel imagine in the background.
Ellen be all Like Gaht DAMN!
Christopher LantzI think Portia de Rossi is being a good sport about it.
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Tagged: bewbs , ellen degeneres , funny , katy perry , Grammys , Portia de Rossi , dating fails , g rated Share on FacebookGary Busey explains Hobbits
Christopher LantzShared because I am generally amused when people who are insane go on rants.
Gary Busey says: "Ramping up a show about me doing short 1-5 minute Q&A's, Buseyism, and randomness. Wanted to share some things we have for you."
Also: Inner Tubes (How to molest an Inner Tube), and Hobbits... Hobbits... And Witches
The Illuminati
Christopher LantzAin't no conspiracy without them...
Conspiracy theories regarding this purported secret organization are prevalent online and are often mocked by those who are skeptical of its existence.
Orphaned Bat Pups Cared for in Australian Clinic
Christopher LantzGaaah... ZOMG! I think... I'm freakin' out... so... cute.... breath, c.bat.... breath.
At the Australian Bat Clinic and Wildlife Trauma Centre, Trish Wimberley cares for orphaned bats and “rears them until they can be released into the wild.” The bats in this video were orphaned after a natural disaster.
It’s a tireless, never ending job which keeps her awake all hours (she apparently went 3 nights without sleeping once). A typical day may include feeding (the food is about $1000 a week), health checks, doing their laundry (the dryer and washing machine electricity bill costs up to $8000 every 3 or 4 months!), bat transportation for release — everything they need in order to survive. You’d think she’d need an army of people to help but she makes do with only a few loyal volunteers. It just goes to show, motherhood can transcend between all species and Trish is happy playing that role to assist a creature that is vital to the Australian ecosystem.
video by Ricadamu
EFFIN' TEEEEEEEA
Christopher LantzAn oldie but a goodie.
WARNING: Pretty much every other word is the f-word, so consider yourself properly informed.
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Tagged: vikings , tea , intense , monday thru friday Share on Facebook4chan in a Nutshell
Christopher LantzThanks Calvin. :)
Calvin explains the dynamics of 4chan.
Respect the Chemistry, Jesse.
We'd say this Breaking Bad cat looks, well, pretty good.
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Tagged: outfit , breaking bad , walter white , dress up , Chemistry , Cats Share on FacebookGame of Thrones Does Valentine's Day
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Tagged: Game of Thrones , cards , Valentines day , dating fails , g rated Share on FacebookI've Found My New Favorite Ad Campaign
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Tagged: ad campaigns , maybelline , born with it , horses , monday thru friday , g rated Share on FacebookThe Most Romantic Thing You Can Say to a Girl This Valentine's Day
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Tagged: work it , pole dancing , t rex , monday thru friday , g rated Share on FacebookFavorite Memes, An Ode to Memes In the Style of Journey’s Faithfully
Christopher LantzBeautiful.
“Grumpy Cat, Always saying nope, His eternal frown makes me smile”
“Favorite Memes” is a humorous ode to internet memes done in the style of Journey’s song, “Faithfully.” It was written and directed by David Ward for Humordy and stars Russell Groves as the meme-lovin’ and mustached Steve Perry. The song’s full lyrics are available at YouTube.
Former Journey frontman Steve Perry only recently learned about internet memes. We think he may love them a bit too much.
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Finger Trap Handbags by James Piatt, Based on Toy Puzzles
American designer James Piatt has taken the “Chinese finger trap puzzle” and brought it to his Finger Trap line of handbags (full size, Mini). Fingers can be slipped into the woven leather puzzle handles and “trapped” to carry the bags. The larger version comes with a detachable shoulder strap.
The Chinese finger trap is a common metaphor for a problem that can be overcome by relaxing.
Toy finger trap puzzles, image via Wikipedia
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