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01 Apr 23:12

Bill Gates predicted the Coronavirus epidemic in 2015

by Volker Weber

12 Jul 09:08

Pokémon Go

Still waiting for the Pokémon Go update that lets you capture strangers' pets.
27 May 09:45

How fast is a Tesla Mommy Mobile?

by Volker Weber

You have to watch this from 3:30 to 5:00.

08 Mar 10:26

Conditionals

'If you're done being pedantic, we should get dinner.' 'You did it again!' 'No, I didn't.'
11 Jan 09:25

Magnus

In the latest round, 9-year-old Muhammad Ali beat 10-year-old JFK at air hockey, while Secretariat lost the hot-dog-eating crown to 12-year-old Ken Jennings. Meanwhile, in a huge upset, 11-year-old Martha Stewart knocked out the adult Ronda Rousey.
04 Dec 15:38

Colds

The contagious period ends right around when you start to sound sick over the phone, which is probably evidence of cold viruses evolving to spread optimally in the workplace.
06 Feb 09:44

Quotative Like

John Lindsay

Another excellent comin from xkcd

God was like, "Let there be light," and there was light.
23 Jan 10:59

Star Wars

John Lindsay

Another good one from xkcd. :-)

A long, long time (plus 40 years) ago, in a galaxy far, far away (plus a corrective factor involving the Hubble constant) ...
12 Jan 12:12

Worrying

If the breaking news is about an event at a hospital or a lab, move it all the way over to the right.
09 Jun 07:00

Free Speech

I can't remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you're saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it's not literally illegal to express.
05 Jun 16:26

Screenshot

I'M PLUGGING IN MY PHONE BUT THE BATTERY ON THE SCREEN ISN'T CHARGING
25 Mar 12:35

Nostalgia :: Eye of the Tiger

by Volker Weber

10 Dec 08:25

File Extensions

John Lindsay

Surprised that .doc is so high considering how many of them have hidden viruses.

I have never been lied to by data in a .txt file which has been hand-aligned.
27 Nov 13:13

Git Commit

Merge branch 'asdfasjkfdlas/alkdjf' into sdkjfls-final