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21 Dec 16:20

latenightseth: If you need more examples, 50 Cent is happy to...











latenightseth:

If you need more examples, 50 Cent is happy to provide them. 

21 Dec 15:50

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21 Dec 15:49

Stripping Granny

by ghettoredhot

granny-stripper

The post Stripping Granny appeared first on Ghetto Red Hot.

16 Dec 12:35

My Wife Was So Sick...

by noreply@blogger.com (Joanne Casey)
16 Dec 12:30

Now We Know Where He REALLY Stands

15 Dec 21:59

Beautiful Photo: Polished Meteorite

by Lisa Marcus



Redditor Proteon posted this photo of a gorgeous polished meteorite sphere. Another user explained that it was a type of meteorite called pallasite, which is "a mixture of iron-nickel metal and olivine, a crystal that makes up the majority of Earth's mantle." Several posters estimated it to be worth #10,000 to $12,000 in value. Provided that information is correct, I need to add that to my Christmas gift wish list. -Via Science Dump

15 Dec 21:59

Turn your text messages into video using words taken from famous movies

by Omar Kardoudi on Sploid, shared by Kelsey Campbell-Dollaghan to Gizmodo

Turn your text messages into video using words taken from famous movies

This is really fun: A web service that will turn your text messages into video messages using words taken from famous movies and TV series.

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15 Dec 21:56

We're All Going to Hell for Laughing at This

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Submitted by: Anonymous

Tagged: ouch , diet , burn , failbook
15 Dec 21:43

Why no one should multitask — and how I finally stopped

by The Daily Muse
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this is for greg

Multitask
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Usually, at any given time, I have about 10 to 20 tabs open on Chrome. I'm also juggling several tasks at once: answering emails as they come in, updating my organization's social media channels, writing an article, browsing the news — you get the picture

I used to think this method of tackling everything at once made me more efficient, but I've started to notice that it actually takes longer to finish anything. I'll write a couple lines of a piece for The Muse, jump over Twitter and churn out a tweet, think of a message I need to send and finally jump back to my Word doc — only to have completely lost my train of thought. Read more...

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15 Dec 21:33

Category Tabs for Google Keep Makes Organizing Your Notes Easy

by Tori Reid

Category Tabs for Google Keep Makes Organizing Your Notes Easy

Chrome: We love Google Keep , but Category Tabs for Google Keep adds color-coded categories to make it even more useful. Just install the Chrome extension and organizing your Keep notes will be easier than ever.

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15 Dec 21:24

Recut ‘Terminator: Genisys’ Trailer Tries to Prove the Franchise Is a Giant Paradox

by Russ Fischer

Terminator Genisys Paradox

The new film Terminator: Genisys appears to create a whole new parallel timeline connected to the first couple films in the series, by doing even more mucking about with time travel than those two films did. We know that the new film dramatically recontextualizes major characters from the first film, but just how does the chronology of the series now fit together? And exactly how many versions of Arnold Schwarzenegger have now been sent back in time? Check out a fan edit of the film’s first trailer to explore (and heavily mock) the Terminator Genisys paradox.

Terminator Genisys Paradox Trailer

Terminator: Genisys opens on July 1, 2015.

The post Recut ‘Terminator: Genisys’ Trailer Tries to Prove the Franchise Is a Giant Paradox appeared first on /Film.

15 Dec 21:20

14 triumphs and challenges of married sex life

by Laura Vitto
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For many couples, the details of their sex lives are kept relatively private, even from the prying ears of close friends

Because of this secrecy, it can be difficult to determine how your intimacy and sex life compares to that of your fellow married friends

Secret-sharing app Whisper scoured its user base for small peaks into the intimate lives of married couples.

My wife and I had sex for the first time in 7 months, I think it might have saved our marriage.

I tried to make sex more interesting with my husband. So I put on high heels, now my leather couch has two holes in it. #fml

My friends think my husband and I have too much sex. Truth is we do and it got better after we got married. :)

I asked my husband to whisper dirty things in my ear and he told me to clean the kitchen....

Haven't had sex with my wife since our son was concieved.  He just turned two.

My husband wanted to have sex this morning. I pretended to still  be asleep so I wouldn't have to.

A first, I sexted with my wife and it actually was great for our sex life.

My wife and I have to schedule when we have sex. That's pretty lame

I asked my husband to get a little rough with me during sex. He stopped and got a slight panic attack. This is my exciting marriage.

I left work early to come home and have sex with my wife

I asked my husband to bring me the nuts. He pulled down his pants. We were having banana almond french toast. Not any anymore!

I had the most awesome sex with my wife today while we had company over.

As a married man, my idea of variety in my sex life is using my other hand!

I offered my husband sex in exchange for a bacon burger, apparently I'm not worth a bacon burger. Fml.

For more peaks into the sex lives of married couples, check out Whisper.

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15 Dec 21:18

Stoners Live in a Completely Different World

by noreply@blogger.com (Damn Cool Pics)
Stoners just don't live in the same world as the rest of us.



















15 Dec 20:58

A Letter to the Tooth Fairy

by Miss Cellania

Her father found a letter that redditor judokitten had written to the Tooth Fairy years ago, on the occasion of losing a tooth and not getting the expected reward. She tells the story in the comments:

Full story. So, I had lost a tooth, but I was suspicious about the actual validity of the toothfairy's magical abilities. So, I didn't tell anyone about the lost tooth. Lo and behold, she did not arrive.

The next morning, I loudly proclaimed the toothfairy bullshit in my 9 year old terms, and my mom told me to write her a letter expressing my displeasure.

I was returned a letter that basically said,

"I couldn't get to your pillow the night before last because I got stuck in all the mess. Maybe if you clean your room, I could get to you in a timely manner."

Well played, tooth fairy. Well played.

Although the post title mentions the letter is passive-aggressive, there is nothing passive about either the daughter or the mother’s Tooth Fairy's response. Incidentally, I was impressed that, even though her handle is judokitten and the letter is signed “Jennifer,” many commenters still assumed the letter-writer was male.

14 Dec 19:50

How Do You Deal With Breakups?

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Tagged: men , breakup , funny , women , dating
14 Dec 19:30

Nothing Like Arguing With Your SO for Everyone to See

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Submitted by: Eric

14 Dec 19:13

If life gives you melons…

by Jonco

If life gives you melond

Thanks Cari

 

The post If life gives you melons… appeared first on Bits and Pieces.

14 Dec 18:57

Oh Teacher!

14 Dec 18:56

Arab's Dad be like.

14 Dec 08:34

Groom calls off the wedding after bride pranks him showing up with wrinkles and grey hair

14 Dec 08:33

Samuel is that you?

13 Dec 19:24

It affects all of us!

13 Dec 19:04

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13 Dec 19:03

Mushrooms

13 Dec 18:57

For all b*tches out there..

13 Dec 09:10

Lisa Pierce’s Wacky Animal Menorahs

by John Farrier

Hanukkah is an annual Jewish celebration of the reconsecration of the Temple during the Maccabean Revolt. The traditional nine-branch menorah plays an important role in marking the occasion.

Lisa Pierce’s menorahs are anything but traditional. From her studio in Portland, Maine, she uses old toys to build gold and silver-colored menorahs that look like dinosaurs, elephants, and tortoises.

-via Nerd Approved

13 Dec 09:02

Candyland and the Nature of the Absurd




Sartre and Camus told everyone that their falling out was over politics, but really it was mostly over Sartre evoking
13 Dec 08:50

/a/non Tells the Truth About Jobs and AIDS

13 Dec 01:10

Che_likes_you says FML

by Che_likes_you

Today, I had to babysit my 7-year-old niece while my brother bought Christmas presents. After he left, she walked up to me and said in a very dark voice, "I'm gonna make you hate children!" Now my apartment looks like a bomb site. FML

13 Dec 01:06

I Remember When I Was a Watch

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Tagged: men , watches , sexy , funny , dating