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03 Nov 13:21

Guy Gets a Text from Random Number and the Conversation That Ensues Is Full-Blown Madness

Alecbugg

That Michalangelo picture is amazing

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Just want to give mad props here to all parties involved for dragging this conversation between two unlikely strangers out. Can't say that I saw it going where it did after an innocent enough, 'Hey'.

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03 Nov 13:14

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03 Nov 13:13

Newswire: Jim Gaffigan to trade in Hot Pockets for doughnuts on Fargo season 3

by Sam Barsanti
Alecbugg

All kinds of yes

Back in August, Jim and Jeannie Gaffigan decided to bring their TV Land sitcom The Jim Gaffigan Show to an end, but it turns out that we actually won’t have to wait too much longer to see more of Jim Gaffigan on our TVs. According to The Hollywood Reporter, he has just joined the cast of Noah Hawley’s critically acclaimed FX anthology series Fargo for its upcoming third season. Gaffigan will reportedly be playing a police deputy named Donny Mashman who works alongside another cop played by Carrie Coon from The Leftovers. Also, Donny Mashman is a really good name for a Jim Gaffigan character.

Season three of Fargo will reportedly be set in 2010 and deal with the aftermath of the show’s first season. Nobody from that season is expected to appear, but Ewan McGregor (playing two brothers in his first recurring TV role), Mary Elizabeth ...

31 Oct 13:18

15 Insane Battlefield 1 Moments Captured in Stunning GIFs

Alecbugg

Okay this game looks fucking awesome

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31 Oct 12:58

Newswire: See Time Stand Still in an exclusive trailer for the new Rush documentary

by Becca James
Alecbugg

Yep awesome

For one night only, Rush: Time Stand Still, a documentary narrated by Paul Rudd that looks at the legendary band’s 40-year career and what might be its final tour, will play in more than 490 theaters via Fathom Events. The event also includes a 20-minute long short, which won’t be on the home video, called “Rush: A Salute to Kings,” featuring interviews with Gene Simmons, Ann and Nancy Wilson, Taylor Hawkins, Chad Smith, and more pronouncing their fandom.

It’s a documentary brimming with talent, but the spotlight isn’t reserved solely for celebrities, as the official theatrical trailer—provided exclusively to The A.V. Club—shows Time Stand Still paying service to some of rock’s most devoted fans. Promising an intimate look at these diehards, bassist Geddy Lee expresses his appreciation for those who have supported Rush along the way, “People pat us on the back ...

31 Oct 12:57

Here's The Moment Brandon Tate's Day Ended

by Samer Kalaf
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Wow that's awful

Bills receiver Brandon Tate left today’s game after Patriots safety Devin McCourty delivered a hit on him in the third quarter. Getty Images stringer Tom Szczerbowski captured the moment of contact in which Tate’s body stopped, but his face stayed in motion, because football is a game of constant collisions.

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17 Oct 13:03

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17 Oct 13:02

Shadow Doodles by Vincent BalRelated: Everyday Objects Blended...

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Neat

17 Oct 12:37

Replay Red Dead Revolver on PS4 right now

by Allegra Frank
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REVOLVER!?!?! MOTHERFUCKER FOR ONE SECOND THIS WAS THE GREATEST HEADLINE EVER

Red Dead Redemption's older brother makes the leap to modern hardware

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10 Oct 16:29

Westworld’s creators were inspired by Red Dead Redemption and BioShock

by Simone de Rochefort
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Which is why it's fuckin awesome

Be kind to your NPCs

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10 Oct 14:10

Never Forget About the Ol' Airbag Chair

Alecbugg

GEEEZZZZ

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10 Oct 12:54

Coming Distractions: Keanu Reeves suits up in the new trailer for John Wick: Chapter 2

by Katie Rife
Alecbugg

Common!!

And WHOA that ending tho! You'll never see it comin! Well now you might, but you'll still go...Whoa! Didn't see that comin!

He’s not very good at retiring. Watch the NEW #JohnWick2 teaser trailer - In theaters February 10, 2017. pic.twitter.com/3SYU7iGKmX

— John Wick: Chapter 2 (@JohnWickMovie) October 8, 2016

Three days after a short teaser debuted online showing Keanu Reeves’ animal-loving hitman-turned-vigilante getting all dolled up for the social event of the professional killer’s year, an expanded trailer for John Wick: Chapter 2 premiered this afternoon at New York Comic Con. Clocking in at a minute and 47 seconds, the kinetic, gorgeously shot trailer builds on the previously-released teaser, sending our hero on an intercontinental rampage spanning from New York to Rome (and potentially points beyond).

The trailer was revealed during a panel about the film, where Reeves explained that the sequel reveals “a little more” about John Wick’s backstory while also deepening the mythology behind exclusive killer-for-hire hotel The Continental, including a sinister-sounding subgroup called “The ...

10 Oct 12:52

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I laughed way too hard at this

10 Oct 12:51

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One of these days I'm firin this up on Netflix



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10 Oct 12:05

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Instant chuckle



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09 Oct 19:37

Watch SNL’s Kate McKinnon turn into Eleven for a Stranger Things parody

by Julia Alexander
Alecbugg

Awesome

Plus, Leslie Jones and Kenan Thompson as Lucas’ parents

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09 Oct 15:01

Coming Distractions: Black Mirror celebrates its season 4 renewal with a disturbing new trailer

by Alex McCown-Levy
Alecbugg

Get Hyped! October 21st is comin' fast. I'm afraid I'm gonna try to binge this when it should really be savored.

Finally, the long wait to make yourself super-depressed about the state of the world and where we’re all headed is almost over! Yes, soon you can again plunge into the dark melancholia of experiencing a near-future society in which our own technology has destroyed something fundamental about our humanity, because Black Mirror’s new season is debuting this month on Netflix. On October 21, six all-new episodes of the dystopian anthology series will be released, and as this trailer shows, the series has lost none of its penchant for taking the seemingly inevitable next steps of technological evolution and demonstrating how it will doom us all to an endless unhappy existence. From Bryce Dallas Howard’s “solid popularity arc” reflecting our new obsession with rating everything to what looks like some sort of immersive wargames experience, the show continues to explore the dark underbelly of progress—though the little ...

09 Oct 14:54

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Accurate AF



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09 Oct 13:35

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08 Oct 19:37

Block & Tackle: When a game turns into a blowout, it pays to keep watching

by John Teti
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The Peyton Manning backstory stuff in the middle is Phenominal.

RH: Oh, yeah. We had a bit where he was calling an audible, and his audible was way funnier than ours. We had a commercial with him interacting with a little kid, and he kind of threw a couple verbal jabs at the little kid, and we kept those. They were funnier than anything we had.

Block & Tackle is John Teti’s column about pro football.

The Kansas City Chiefs’ road matchup against the Pittsburgh Steelers did not go well for the visiting team, as the Chiefs forgot to set their alarm clocks and didn’t wake up until the fourth quarter of the game in which they were ostensibly participating. The final score was 43-14 in the Steelers’ favor. NFL statisticians are still reviewing the footage, though, and they may have discovered more Pittsburgh touchdowns by the time you read this.

The rout was on early: At halftime the Steelers had already built a 29-0 lead. This created a dilemma for NBC, which was contractually obligated to televise this game but morally obligated to entertain its audience, Little Big Shots notwithstanding. Thus, with the outcome in little doubt, Sunday Night Football shifted into blowout mode. Most people change the channel for blowout mode, but ...

08 Oct 15:10

Guy Has Epic Rap Battle with Girl on Tinder, and He's Probably on Track to Get Lucky Tonight

Alecbugg

That was fantastic

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Nine times out of ten it never plays out like this, but right here have a slam dunk.











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08 Oct 15:07

17 Tumblr Users Try to Explain TV Shows From a Single Screenshot

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All of these. But 6's first comment.

1. The WWE

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13. Steven Universe (yes, again. This IS tumblr after all)

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16. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency

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08 Oct 13:42

Newswire: Wiz Khalifa helps Clueless Gamer Conan O’Brien relax with Gears Of War 4

by William Hughes
Alecbugg

Wiz is Great. Sadly this is the only funny thing I ever see Conan do these days...

Microsoft’s Gears Of War 4 comes out next week, introducing a whole new generation of gamers to Locusts, Hordes, and the glories of guns with chainsaws on the end. Among those newfound gaming neophytes: Conan host Conan O’Brien, who somehow convinced yet another high-profile video game studio to let him mercilessly mock their output as part of his popular Clueless Gamer segment.

As always, O’Brien is teamed up with a guest, there to provide commentary, jokes, and, in this case, some medicinal relaxation. Wiz Khalifa was on hand to play through selected portions of the game’s bloody campaign, accompanied by what appears to have been some fairly pungent pot, all the better to survive a dry recitation of the game’s needlessly complex backstory.

The finished segment is heavier on weed jokes (and potato salad) than actual gameplay, but it does feature a few good moments ...

04 Oct 14:47

Newswire: New Twin Peaks teaser is from a place where there’s always music in the air

by Sean O'Neal
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IT'S HAPPENING

With so much of Showtime’s return to Twin Peaks next year still appropriately shrouded in mystery, even to the cast members who are ostensibly part of it, fans have been left to hang on every drib and drab of casting information, tweet, or wordless preview—clinging to the tiniest evocation of the show’s distinctive atmosphere solely for the familiar feelings they stir, regardless of whether they offer anything new or, frankly, substantive to merit the attention.

Anyway, here’s a clip of Angelo Badalamenti playing a synthesizer.

Billed as an “extended tease” (a phrase that’s probably far sexier than it delivers—though your mileage may vary), it finds the show’s original composer hunched over his keyboard, eyes closed in musical ecstasy, plucking out the swooning, melodramatic strains of “Laura Palmer’s Theme.” Badalamenti’s head floats through the shadows of the Pacific Northwest forest, bringing ...

01 Oct 14:30

Newswire: Bon Iver is officially streaming 22, A Million

by Dennis DiClaudio
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Great rainy, saturday morning spin

Once upon a time, on the day of a big anticipated album release, you’d have to wake up early, fight your sister for possession of mom’s car keys, drive 35 minutes to the nearest mall, park near the south entrance close to where the Sam Goody was located, and then rush inside only to be told by an aloof college-aged clerk that they won’t start unboxing that album until after lunch. Today, all you have to do is open your cell phone and fire up Spotify. And if that’s too much work for you, just scroll down to the embed below and within seconds you’ll be listening to Bon Iver’s first new album in five years, 22, A Million, still warm from the streaming presses and accompanied by many listening events and some kind of weird newspaper.

The A.V. Club gave 22, A ...

01 Oct 14:12

12 Toy Story Tumblr Posts That'll Change How You See The Franchise

Alecbugg

One of these in particular was fucking hilarious

Toy Story is over 20 years old if you can believe it. You probably can because just look at how worn-out your Woody is. I mean, what Woody doll?! You TOTALLY gave Woody away when you went to college and you DEFINITELY DID NOT steal him back from that kid who didn't appreciate him enough. Despite our generation's completely healthy emotional attachment to the franchise, somehow tumblr is still teaching us new ways to look at this classic.

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30 Sep 11:28

Pink, fluffy dining at the 'Kirby' cafe

by Mat Smith
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Impressive

If you didn't know, Kirby is a squidgy pink ball. With minimal facial features. That's about it. Which is why he's adorable (and popular) enough to warrant a whole bunch of merchandise, as well as temporary pop-up cafes across Tokyo, Nagoya and Osaka...
26 Sep 12:11

If You Were As Bad At Your Dream Job As Ash Ketchum

Alecbugg

Accurate and damn funny

  In the first episode of the Pokemon anime we learn that becoming a Pokemon trainer has been Ash's dream for a long time; his room is filled with Pokemon gear, posters, toys, and he eagerly awaits the morning on his 10th birthday so he can finally make that dream a reality. We also quickly learn that Ash has zero clue what the fuck he is doing, even with the most BASIC techniques a beginner trainer should know. I realize he is just a young boy, but it's like being super into animals, leaving home to become a zoologist, and not knowing what a bird is or that animals need food to live.

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25 Sep 16:02

Pottermore can now tell you what your Patronus is

by Julia Alexander
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I got a fuckin cat

Are you an otter or a stag?

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