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IT’S UP TO YOU, REALLY. IT’S YOUR PARTY. YOU WANT A LITTLE...
IT’S UP TO YOU, REALLY. IT’S YOUR PARTY. YOU WANT A LITTLE SMOOTH JAZZ TINKLE OR DO YOU WANT ME TO JERRY LEE LEWIS THIS THING UNTIL SHIT STARTS FALLING OFF THE SHELVES?
SHAWN? SHAWN, IT’S ME, MARY. CAN YOU HEAR ME? JESUS, YOU GUYS,...
SHAWN? SHAWN, IT’S ME, MARY. CAN YOU HEAR ME?
JESUS, YOU GUYS, HE SMELLS LIKE A DISTILLERY. I’M GLAD HE PASSED THE BAR EXAM, BUT DID YOU HAVE TO LET HIM DRINK LIKE THIS? YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST TAKEN OFF HIS SHOES. OH, AND HE’S STILL GOT GUM IN HIS MOUTH. THAT’S JUST GREAT. HE COULD CHOKE.
SHAWN? SHAWN, IT’S MARY. YOU FELL ASLEEP WITH GUM IN YOUR MOUTH. I’M JUST GOING TO GET IT OUT FOR YOU, OKAY?
When my best friend & I are showing each other clothes that we want from an online store
Sarah JamisonDENISE. CHEZ.
Welcome to Flavor Country: On the dangers of democracy
This happened in a dream I had:
- I am working in the White House
- The American people have somehow managed to elect a tiger Vice President
- Like an actual, literal tiger
- The White House is now its hunting ground
- WE CAN’T SHOOT THE TIGER BECAUSE IT’S THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES…
Mom: Is this Firefly?
Sarah JamisonMy future.
Me: Yes
Mom: I really like this! How many seasons are there?
Me: ...Slowly starts sobbing
The costco here has a liquor store attached and it is a magical place
The costco here has a liquor store attached and it is a magical place
MAC Veluxe Pearlfusion Shadow Collection for Summer 2013
Sarah JamisonCOME TO MAMA
MAC Veluxe Pearlfusion Shadow Collection
It’s eye shadow innovation like you’ve never seen before. A versatile powder that brings out the pigment’s pure and true colour. The result is a glamorous, creamy and lightweight hybrid offering two distinctive effects: applied wet for a super saturation of colour that glistens with metallic brilliance, or dry for sheer coverage with a soft, sparkling finish. Six palettes feature five complementary shades that glide on and blend beautifully for infinite day-to-night looks: Pinkluxe, Bleuluxe, Pastelluxe, Greenluxe, Smokeluxe and Brownluxe.
Veluxe Pearlfusion Shadow ($40.00 U.S. / $47.50 CDN) (Limited Edition)
- Pastelluxe Bright champagne with pearl, peach pink with pearl, light pink, bright lavender and dusty grey
- Greenluxe Light peach, bright champagne with pearl, dark olive, blackened green with gold pearl and deep forest green with pearl.
- Brownluxe Egg shell, frosty orange gold, light yellow chocolate, deep bronze, blackened plum with pearl
- Smokeluxe Frosty pink white, deep bronze, carbon black, deep grey and platinum
- Pinkluxe Frost white pink, bright frosty pink, deep violet, blackened purple with purple pearl and blackened plum.
- Bleuluxe Metallic silver with pearl, light blue, blue with pearl, purple blue with pearl, black with blue pearl
Availability: North America June 20, 2013; International August 1, 2013 at all M·A·C locations, 1.800.588.0070 and www.maccosmetics.com.
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MAC Veluxe Pearlfusion Shadow Collection
MAC Veluxe Pearlfusion Shadow Collection
MAC Veluxe Pearlfusion Shadow Collection
MAC Veluxe Pearlfusion Shadow Collection
MAC Veluxe Pearlfusion Shadow Collection
MAC Veluxe Pearlfusion Shadow Collection
MAC Veluxe Pearlfusion Shadow Collection
MAC Veluxe Pearlfusion Shadow Collection
Prank Wizards "Photoshop" Pedestrians on the Go
As a part of Adobe's "Creative Days" program, Photoshop masters set up camp at a bus station and modified pictures of waiting commuters in real-time. You'll want to see their reactions to getting 'shopped on the fly!
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