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05 Jun 17:24

12 Brilliant Words We Don't Have In English

After reading this, you’ll want to gigil us.

Kummerspeck.

Kummerspeck.

German.
Excess weight gained due to emotional overeating.

The best thing about this word - aside from giving you a new way to describe your recently dumped friend - is that translated literally it means 'grief bacon'.

Via: feetmeetstreet.blogspot.co.uk

Espirit d'escalier.

Espirit d'escalier.

French.
Thinking of a witty comeback when it's too late.

Translated literally this means "the wit of the staircase", presumably because in France when people are insulted they storm out the building rather than stand there and pretend they're fine. Either way, this describes the moment when the perfect retort to an insult pops into your head way after it's ceased to be of any use.

Source: fc09.deviantart.net

Backpfeifengesicht.

Backpfeifengesicht.

German.
A face that wants to be punched.

Or 'a face that wants to be slapped'. Either way, we've all encountered a few in our time.

Via: Getty

Shlimazl.

Shlimazl.

Yiddish.
Someone who experiences relentless back luck.

We all like to exclaim 'that's just my luck!' from time to time, but this word should be reserved for the truly, dreadfully, unlucky. Like Bad Luck Brian, here.

Source: knowmemes.com


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05 Jun 16:42

30 Ways To Win At Being A Flatmate

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Starts slow, but gets REALLY funny at the end. Worth a clickthrough.

Living with people is a messy business. Here’s how to come out on top.

We all know sharing a home can quickly descend into a messy war of attrition.

We all know sharing a home can quickly descend into a messy war of attrition.

Source: just-eat.ie

The first step to victory is identifying key battle grounds. Like the fridge.

The first step to victory is identifying key battle grounds. Like the fridge.

Source: i.imgur.com

Where sometimes a pre-emptive attack is required.

Where sometimes a pre-emptive attack is required.

Source: imgur.com

And at other times, a strongly-worded threat.

And at other times, a strongly-worded threat.

Source: p.twimg.com


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05 Jun 16:38

Watch The Depressing Life Of Charles Dickens Told In A Smiths Style Song

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YES.

I think the Moz would approve. (via Slate )

Charles Dickens crossed with Morrissey:

The video comes from the BBC children's show Horrible Histories. As Slate points out, “Dickens makes for an excellent Morrissey.”

Hopefully, Yo Gabba Gabba! will counter with a R.E.M. style song about the life Ernest Hemingway.

04 Jun 16:06

Hospital Rebrands Chemotherapy as Superhero Serum

by Susana Polo
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Getting a little dusty in here...

While there are plenty of heroes out there who got there powers from being dosed with radiation (usually under less than controlled conditions), this isn’t a campaign that convinces kids that chemotherapy will give them superpowers. What it is, is one that might make them feel less scared about a pretty scary situation. After all, not everybody is old enough to appreciate xkcd’s epic reframing of cancer treatment.

In case you’re wondering how the copyright agreements on this were worked out, it was pretty simple: international ad agency JWT happens to have both Warner Bros. and the A.C.Camargo Cancer Center in São Paulo as its clients. They mediated a collaborative refurbishment of the Children’s Ward, IV bag covers, and matching comics that frames their child patients’ treatments as a superscience cure for a superhero they know and love. From their press release:

Covers for intravenous bags were constructed based on characters from the Justice League, creating…a child-friendly version of the treatment. Co-developed with doctors, the covers are easy to sterilize and handle and meet all hospital hygiene standards.

(The) experience went far beyond the covers by also providing a new look to the entire Children’s Ward: the game room was turned into the Hall of Justice, corridors and doors were decorated in the same theme, and the exterior acquired an exclusive entrance for these little heroes.

Comics were also created in which Wonder Woman, Batman, Superman, and Green Lantern are laid low by their greatest foes, and depend on a superformula (delivered in an IV pouch just like the real ones the kids use) to regain their fighting strength and defeat the bad guy.

If that’s not enough to make you think there’s onions in the room, just watch this video:

You can check out some more pictures of the A.C.C. Cancer Center and their superheroic work at Buzzfeed.

04 Jun 15:57

Mini Batgirl Shows Off Her Mini Batcycle

by isabellakapur
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SO. RAD.

Reaching this level of cosplay perfection is hard enough for adults.  I’m jealous of this Batgirl’s outfit, but her scooter is too perfect.  Now if I could just go back in time and be this cool as a kid.

(via MattGoldey)

Previously in Batgirl

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04 Jun 15:54

Guardians of the Galaxy Picks Up Another Big Name – Benicio Del Toro

by Jill Pantozzi
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I am getting weirdly excited about this movie.

The galaxy is starting to get really crowded. 

Over the weekend we were thrilled and surprised to learn Doctor Who alum Karen Gillan had joined the cast of Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy in an unspecified villain role. Now another pleasant surprise, Benecio Del Toro will also be in the film.

In their headline, Deadline calls Del Toro’s role a lead one but then goes on to say the actual name has not been revealed. They write, “he’s playing a character that is built to be part of future Marvel films, which means he has signed a deal with options that put him into multiple movies.”

We still don’t have a Rocket Raccoon, Groot, or Thanos cast yet, could Del Toro be one of them?

Del Toro joins the  recently cast, Glenn Close, as well as Chris Pratt, Zoe SaldanaDave Bautista, Lee Pace, Michael Rooker and perhaps John C. Reilly to boot.

(via /Film)

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03 Jun 22:20

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03 Jun 15:38

Marry Me, Tumblr Blog That’s Just Illustrated Puns on Historical Ladies’ Names

by Susana Polo
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These made me laugh a lot.


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  1. 1.Jane Eyre Jane Eyre
  2. 2.Amelia Earhart Amelia Earhart
  3. 3.Charlotte Bronte Charlotte Bronte
  4. 4.Condoleeza Rice Condoleeza Rice
  5. 5.Anne Frank Anne Frank
  6. 6.Joan of Arc Joan of Arc
  7. 7.Rosa Parks Rosa Parks
  8. 8.Calamity Jane Calamity Jane
  9. 9.Coco Chanel (Warning! Next slide NSFW!) Coco Chanel (Warning! Next slide NSFW!)
  10. 10.Georgia O'Keefe Georgia O'Keefe

There will always be a special place in my heart for Jane Eyre, the only book I ever read for school that I later returned to to read for pleasure. But we’re not hear to talk about bigamy, child poverty, madness, illegitimate children and major characters being struck blind, we’re here to talk about Dav Yendler and Hahn-Tien Tran‘s LadyPuns.

And by talk I mean cackle in an unashamed fashion. Like what you see? They have a store. (Warning: the last slide is FSFW.)

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02 Jun 02:42

#939; A Knight is Technically an Aristocrat

by David Malki !

'Of course, sir. I'll have some muggers brought round.'

31 May 20:12

35 Texas Secrets To Having The Best Summer Ever

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TEXAS FOREVER

Texas is doing it right.

While New Yorkers are complaining about how it just reached 90 degrees, Texas has been like this for weeks already...

While New Yorkers are complaining about how it just reached 90 degrees, Texas has been like this for weeks already...

Source: Tumblr.com

There's a reason why this looks like a fire.

There's a reason why this looks like a fire.

Source: wjla.com

Texas knows a lot about summer because it lasts for approximately 10.5 months of the year.

Texas knows a lot about summer because it lasts for approximately 10.5 months of the year.

Via: Shiner Brewery

SO MAN UP, WORLD.

SO MAN UP, WORLD.

Source: xlcountry.com


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31 May 17:24

17 Examples Of Middle Class Graffiti

Polite street art.

Via: @shitlondon

Dan Newso

Dan Newso

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30 May 14:18

In Her Own Words: Kiera Wilmot Talks About The Science Experiment That Almost Ruined Her Future

by Jill Pantozzi

We were thrilled to report a mostly happy ending to the story that was high school student Kiera Wilmot being expelled and arrested for attempting a science experiment on school grounds. No formal charges were brought against the student and she and her sister will get a free ride to space camp soon, but to hear Wilmot tell the story in her own words brings the frightening reality of what almost happened back to life. 

Wilmot wrote a full account of what happened for the American Civil Liberties Union and as a kid who rarely got in trouble at school, it brought back memories of how bad it actually felt when I did. Only, I don’t think I could ever imagine what it would be like being handcuffed at school for doing a science project.

The piece, titled “An Unexpected Reaction: Why a Science Experiment Gone Bad Doesn’t Make Me a Criminal,” broke down the whole experience, which began by choosing a biology, chemistry, or physics project for class.

Someone suggested to me to combine aluminum foil and toilet bowl cleaner in a water bottle to make a volcano.

That morning I was taking the experiment to be approved by my teacher. My friends and I were outside, and they wanted to see how it worked. Eventually they convinced me to try it. It did not react the way I expected it to. The lid popped off and smoke came out. If I could go back in time, I definitely wouldn’t have done it.

What followed wasn’t what Wilmot, or any of us, would have expected. She explained to school officials what had happened, they told her she made a bomb on school property. And then the police came.

They didn’t read me any rights. They arrested me after sitting in the office for a couple minutes. They handcuffed me. It cut my wrist, and really hurt sitting on my hands behind my back.

So it looks like Wilmot and her family have a pretty good case for a lawsuit. Wilmot explained how traumatic it was for her to then be brought to a juvenile assessment center and that even though her mother seemed disappointed, she’s not sure what she would have done without her there. “I would have dug a hole and sat there for the rest of my life,” she wrote.

Thankfully, the state decided not to formally charge Wilmot but at the time, she was extremely concerned about what a criminal record could do to her future hopes and dreams. “I want to go to college and get a degree in technology design and engineering,” she wrote. “I want a career building robots that can do tasks like surgeries or driving cars.”

Although she’s mostly out of the woods, and getting a sweet trip to space camp thanks to supporters, Wilmot is still having a tough time. She’s concerned about how her twin sister Kayla is handling the whole thing and wishes she could go back to her old school.

Right now I’m at Bill Duncan Opportunity Center, which is for students who were kicked out of school. People are teasing me and calling me a terrorist. And the school is actually quite easy. I’m not getting the challenge that I used to have. I don’t have homework. There is no German class, and there is no orchestra. I probably couldn’t even bring my cello because I was told the students would steal it.

For science, ladies and gentlmen, for science.

Take a few minutes and read Wilmot’s entire essay on the ACLU website.

(via Jezebel)

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30 May 14:05

True Blood Trailer Introduces Us To The New Governor, Who Really Needs To Hang Out With His The Walking Dead Counterpart [VIDEO]

by Rebecca Pahle
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OK, I'm in.

They’d have so much to talk about! A mutual hatred of the supernatural. Using gubernatorial authority to wrongfully persecute people. Southern accents.

(via: blastr)

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30 May 14:01

The Mary Sue Interviews Jeanine Schaefer, Editor of Marvel’s New All-Female X-Men Series

by Jill Pantozzi

Today sees the release of Marvel Now!’s relaunched X-Men series, starring Jubilee, Storm, Rogue, Kitty Pryde, Rachel Grey, and Psylocke as an all-female X-team. I don’t think I need to tell you that we’ve had our eyes on this one for a while. We had the chance to speak with Marvel Editor Jeanine Schaefer about the new title: Its origins, its art, its characters, and how she dealt with some of the negative reactions to this groundbreaking new series.

The Mary Sue (TMS): How did the conversation start for this new book/team?

Jeanine Schaefer: When Brian Wood created his team for his run on X-Men last year, it was four women and Colossus. And it wasn’t designed that way, it’s just the characters he gravitated towards out of who was available, characters he thought would be fun to play with for the story he wanted to tell. And as he got deeper into it, we started talking about how you could do this with the X-Men, you could have a team that was mostly or all women and never have to make that a part of the book, or make it about being women, because they’re all X-Men.

When I mentioned the idea to Brian he had been thinking the exact same thing and already had a billion ideas and characters he wanted to play with. So we brought it to X-Men Senior Editor Nick Lowe and Editor in Chief Axel Alonso, and they were thrilled with it. Axel has been saying for a few years that we have a real dearth of female-driven books in our line-up and has been working hard to combat that, giving the editorial team the support and resources to make it happen. And you can see that in our current line-up: Captain Marvel, Journey Into Mystery, Fearless Defenders, Uncanny X-Force.

TMS: Was the fact that a lot of Marvel’s most famous female characters are X-Men, and that the team itself has a large female following, a factor in executing the idea?

Schaefer: For sure! That’s the thing—these women are already heavy hitters in the Marvel universe, and every X-Man is someone’s favorite, so the line-up just clicked into place. I think there’s a lurking fear that by doing something like this we might drive away the core readership (read: dudes). But the X-Men speak to so many people on so many different levels that I think a book like this is for that core readership [and will also] reach out to new readers.

TMS: Sometimes it seems there’s a bit of a disconnect between women who love superhero characters but don’t buy the books for whatever reason, be it the art, how the female characters are represented, etc.. Is that something you considered when putting together this book?

Schaefer: One of the things Brian is doing so well with this book is making sure each character has her own story going on that isn’t necessarily “lady problems,” which is, I think, one of the pieces that can be lacking in stories where women feel cheated out of female characters with agency. To be fair, it takes work, especially when the woman isn’t the hero of the story. But it’s in acknowledging that you need to take that extra step that things begin to change. Make sure all your characters are actual characters. Make sure all these women have personality, have agency, have actual motivation, have meaningful interaction with each other. Like in Breaking Bad, you’ve got a character in Skyler that I think a lot of viewers hated at first because she was perceived to be getting in Walt’s way. But as the seasons progressed the layers peeled back and you saw that she was the hero of her own story, a story that was happening right alongside Walt’s, we just couldn’t see it until now.

TMS: Can you talk to us a bit about the talent involved and why you think they were right for the job?

Schaefer: Not only does Brian write great women, he writes great people full stop, with real interior lives. And he writes awesome team books—I think what he does best really comes across when he lets his characters talk to each other, have real reactions to things. And on top of everything else, his action sequences are awesome! He’s got some fantastic ideas that feel very real when you read them, like you could be watching them in real life. Art-wise, Olivier Coipel is so perfect. I mean, he’s Olivier! Everything he draws has mass appeal. He draws women that everyone wants to look at (and/or be), his action sequences are huge (and a great match for Brian’s writing—he marries the fantastic with reality so seamlessly!), and his characters have so much personality and style. The level of detail in this book is astounding. There’s a sequence in the next issue in Beast’s lab that has so many tiny lines I felt like I was being hypnotized! I could go on. I’m gushing at this point.

TMS: An all-female team shouldn’t be a big deal, especially when you consider we’ve seen plenty of all-male teams, but it is to many people. What did you think of the initial reaction from fans when the news was revealed?

Schaefer: Honestly, most of it was so positive, and I was so psyched! And really, I don’t think anything could have burst my bubble, even if everyone hated it! [laughs] I was obsessively checking Tumblr to see what people were saying. I think I drove most of the hits that week on any Tumblr that so much as mentioned X-Men.

TMS: What did you think of the backlash, the segment of people who called an all-female team reverse sexism or pandering?

Schaefer: I was ready for it. I could have made up pre-printed bingo cards with words like “reverse-sexism,” “pandering,” “countdown to adding men to the line-up,” and “but it’s not okay to have an all-male team, I get it.” I think a lot of that is fear, though. Fear that a thing they love will be unrecognizably changed “now that women are reading it,” or that the safe space they built for themselves is being invaded. I’ve felt that way when a band I love goes mainstream, or when an actor I love gets popular, so I get it, and I try not to read real hostility in their words. But women already are reading comics, and these characters are already much-loved characters. I do think that once the book comes out and people see that this is an X-Men book through and through, a lot of those fears will be laid to rest. And then the next time an all-female team comes out the backlash will be a little less, and then a little less the time after that.

TMS: I know this might be getting ahead of things a bit, but are there any plans to expand the roster going forward?

Schaefer: Right now Brian’s roster is pretty solid. He’s got great stories in mind for all the women on the team, and I think adding to that would upset the balance he’s got going on. Of course, Pixie does keep popping up the background of pretty much every script he turns in, so. [laughs]

TMS: What’s your pitch to get people pre-ordering this title and picking it up every month?

Schaefer: Everything you want in an X-Men comic is right here: Huge ideas, heroes getting put through the wringer, break-ups, make-ups, giant robots, and tons of style.

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30 May 13:48

5 Ways Pirates Were Way More Modern Than You Realize

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Totally interesting.

By David Reidy,Paige Turner  Published: May 30th, 2013  We tend to think of pirates as bloodthirsty thieves, brutal rapists, and vicious murderers, concerned only with indulging their every whim and amassing as much wealth as possible, forever living at the expense of others. And this is absolutely true.
29 May 17:38

United Nations Tells Ron Paul To Shove His Lawsuit Right Up His Ass

by Max Rivlin-Nadler
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Shared mostly for wondrous headline

United Nations Tells Ron Paul To Shove His Lawsuit Right Up His Ass

Last we checked, Ron Paul had filed a lawsuit with the World Intellectual Property Organization (an agency of the UN, which he HATES) in an attempt to expropriate both RonPaul.com and RonPaul.org from his supporters. So how'd that all turn out for Paul? Not so well.

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29 May 16:38

33 Things You Never Knew About The Women Of 'Game Of Thrones'

We don’t need the Wester-bros .

Cersei Lannister (Lena Headey - it's pronounced 'Heedy') found out about the role through Peter Dinklage.

Cersei Lannister (Lena Headey - it's pronounced 'Heedy') found out about the role through Peter Dinklage.

Via: Getty Images

She's a true Northerner, and grew up in Huddersfield (but was born in Bermuda).

She's a true Northerner, and grew up in Huddersfield (but was born in Bermuda).

Source: Getty  /  via: telegraph.co.uk

She has several tattoos, and enjoys the process. "I have found a state of peace unlike any other during a 7 hour session."

She has several tattoos, and enjoys the process. "I have found a state of peace unlike any other during a 7 hour session."

Source: Getty  /  via: lena-headey.com

She respects the fandom too.

She respects the fandom too.

Source: telegraph.co.uk  /  via: paperdroids.com


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29 May 16:35

Why Amish Teens Love Facebook

For many Amish teens, Rumspringa means hard partying, dating, cars — and Facebook. So much for “What happens in Rumspringa stays in Rumspringa.”

Via: facebook.com

Starting in their mid-teens, Amish teenagers enter Rumspringa (translated: "to run around"). It's a time when they can toss aside many of the Amish rules; during weekends, they're free to explore the outside world from which they've been largely absent. At Rumspringa's end, the teenagers make a choice: to leave their community, or to accept Baptism and stay.

There is a huge spectrum in terms of how much different Amish communities embrace the modern world, even during Rumspringa. But the more liberal ones party hard, take road trips, watch tons of television, dress like non-Amish — and embrace the internet.

Computers are still rare, since they're much harder than phones to charge on solar- and battery-operated generators, or car batteries, which they use instead of regular electricity. (Rumspringa kids usually live at home, despite common misconception.)

But iPhones are coveted. Teens in Rumspringa can be found texting and messaging constantly ("off work nw let start da wknd;)lol," wrote one Amish girl on Facebook).

YouTube, too, is big. As for social media, some post on Instagram, tweet, and join Meetme (which Noah Hershberger, a 22-year-old who recently left the Amish, describes as "a perverted site with lots of girls looking for sex"). No other site, however, has taken off as massively as Facebook amongst the Amish teens. Everyone is on Facebook.

Via: facebook.com

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29 May 16:32

19 Grilling Gadgets That Should Not Exist

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The "What You Already Have That Makes This Unnecessary" bits are high comedy.

If you’ve ever seriously considered using a meatball grilling basket, go ahead and smack yourself upside the head right now.

Hot Dog Roller

Hot Dog Roller

What You Already Have That Makes This Unecessary: a grill

"Stainless steel rollers keep the dogs elevated off the dirty grill grate, and keep charring flames away from the hot dog surface." ... AKA make your "grilled" hot dog taste like you boiled it.

Source: bedbathandbeyond.com

Basting Sauce Pot & Brush

Basting Sauce Pot & Brush

What You Already Have That Makes This Unnecessary: a normal cup/bowl/container + a brush.

Also LOL because that weird metal disc on the brush handle would make it really difficult to actually see where you're putting said brush.

Source: williams-sonoma.com

Potato Grilling Rack

Potato Grilling Rack

What You Already Have That Makes This Unecessary: a grill.

Are your potatoes hella hella tiny? No? Okay, then, it's unclear why they would require a special contraption to support them.

Source: bedbathandbeyond.com

Himalayan Salt Plate

Himalayan Salt Plate

What You Already Have That Makes This Unnecessary: salt, plates.

Not only is it confusing, it's impermanent: "Plate can be used repeatedly until it eventually diminishes with use."

Source: williams-sonoma.com


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28 May 14:02

Brilliant Parody Ads

A smart. subversive campaign for PBS TV went up this week in the New York City subway system.

The latest entry in the "_______ Wars" genre.

The latest entry in the "_______ Wars" genre.

Channel 13 is the local PBS station here in New York City.

Media outlets — newspapers, magazines, TV stations, websites — are notoriously inept at advertising themselves.
(The MSNBC — "Lean Forward" campaign is one recent example. Here's another one: this strange ransom note ad via America's Magazine Publishers.)

This is one of the best media ad campaigns I've ever seen. Perfection.

If you know the responsible ad agency, please comment.
UPDATE: It's London's CHI and Partners, who recently opened a Manhattan office.

"CLEAN UP ON EVERY AISLE"

"CLEAN UP ON EVERY AISLE"


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27 May 19:17

MLB Network Is Just Inventing New Statistics Now

by Timothy Burke

MLB Network Is Just Inventing New Statistics Now

If only my dog could shit with at least a .275 average.

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23 May 17:33

The Cincinnati Baseball Team Gives The Best Postgame Interviews

by Tom Ley

Postgame interviews are inherently dumb and almost never interesting. But not when they involve the Cincinnati Bearcats baseball team, which has turned the tired practice into a platform for wonderful comedic expression. Enjoy this compilation of the Bearcats being awesome. It really is the best thing.

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23 May 16:17

The Parents Television Council Is Furious Because Ke$ha Drank Her Own Pee

by Danger Guerrero
Krankota

This has everything.

This is one of the stupidest stories I’ve ever covered, but it’s not every day a prominent group of fuddy-duddies calls for the revolution of the entire cable industry because a pop star drank her own pee, so you know, here we are I suppose.

In a letter to supporters Tuesday, the PTC warned against watching Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life and its “disgusting, vile content.” It also called on cable providers to allow subscribers the option of choosing which channels they receive.

“Why should we have to pay for this kind of garbage just so we can get access to Discovery, Disney, or the Golf channel? It’s outrageous — and it shouldn’t be that way,” reads the letter. [Billboard]

Two things about this blockquote:

1) As we mentioned last week, John McCain is planning to introduce a bill that would call for a la carte cable packages. That’s what the PTC is getting at here. In reality, a la carte probably isn’t as simple as everyone makes it out to be because cable companies are going to get their $100+ a month from you one way or the other, but let me state in no uncertain terms that if the tipping point for the whole issue turns out to be Ke$ha drinking her own pee, I will laugh so hard I will run out of oxygen and die. R.I.P. me.

2) It should tell you everything you need to know about the PTC that they included the Golf Channel in their short list of desired cable channels.

But anyway, let’s see what the pee-drinker herself has to say about this situation.

“I heard it was good for you. That was, like, the rumor,” she said. “But I don’t know. I’m also just one that doesn’t shy away from things. I’m not good at saying ‘no’ so I just figure, f— it, I’ll try anything once. So I tried it. I wouldn’t recommend it. It was pretty gross. And I don’t think it really did anything very beneficial to me so, yeah, I wouldn’t probably do it again.”

It should tell you everything you need to know about Ke$ha that the last sentence includes the word “probably.”

Image via Shutterstock

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23 May 13:55

The Brilliant Ads Of The Vancouver Aquarium

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LOVE.

Very creative and very educational.

Promoting a "Jelly Invasion" this month.

Promoting a "Jelly Invasion" this month.

Just a perfectly wonderful lamppost installation using a mysterious anglerfish.

Just a perfectly wonderful lamppost installation using a mysterious anglerfish.

Ads promoting the "Frogs Forever" exhibit.

Ads promoting the "Frogs Forever" exhibit.

The aquarium put up these posters and urinal installations in the men's room of a nearby bar. When gents pissed on the pregnancy test, it registered a positive. In the Syngnathidae family of fish, it's the males that get pregnant.

The aquarium put up these posters and urinal installations in the men's room of a nearby bar. When gents pissed on the pregnancy test, it registered a positive. In the Syngnathidae family of fish, it's the males that get pregnant.


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22 May 20:46

This Very Bored-Looking 14-Year-Old Girl Covering Van Halen Will Melt Your Face Off

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SO! METAL!

Bow down before the guitar might of this very sleepy-looking teenager.

Source: youtube.com

This is Tina, doing the solo from Van Halen's "Eruption."

This is Tina, doing the solo from Van Halen's "Eruption."

22 May 19:07

Man of Steel Wants You to Know You’re Not Alone

by Susana Polo

This trailer delivers a teensy bit more of Antje Traue‘s Faora and, unless my eyes decieve me, a tiny clip of Lois Lane in Kryptonian armor waaaaat.

22 May 14:35

Actual Best Dog Vine Ever

It’s majestic.

This is the best vine ever. Ever ever ever.

This is that same vine in gif form.

This is that same vine in gif form.

It's ALSO the best thing ever.

It's ALSO the best thing ever.

Nothing is as BEST AS THIS.

Nothing is as BEST AS THIS.


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22 May 14:32

Watch Mickey Mouse Make His Adorable Return

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THIS IS MAGNIFICENT AND I AM IN LOVE WITH IT

Disney has brought back Mickey in the awesome short “Croissant de Triomphe.”

“Croissant de Triomphe” is the first in a series of 19 all-new shorts that will be airing on Disney Channel and Disney.com beginning on June 28.

As part of Mickey’s relaunch, Disney has teamed up with Emmy Award-winning artist and director, Paul Rudish (of Dexter’s Laboratory and The Powerpuff Girls fame) to give the iconic character and his pals an updated-yet-retro 1930s look. The new shorts will also feature animation and artwork that is a throwback to the classic designs of the original Walt Disney shorts of the 1950s and 1960s.

According to Disney, each of the new shorts will take place in a different setting, such as Santa Monica, New York, Beijing, Tokyo, Venice, and the Alps, and will also feature occasional homages "to other icons from the storied Disney heritage."

Via: d23.disney.go.com

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22 May 04:57

Woman Tried To Evict Her Father From The Home He Built, So The Internet Raised $138,000

by Ashley Burns

In 2004, Ohio resident and World War II vet John Potter became very ill so he and his wife signed their power of attorney over to their daughter, Janice Cottrill. What they didn’t know is that at some point, Janice signed the deed to her parents’ home over to herself, and earlier this year, she filed an eviction notice to her own father. To make this story even worse, John built the home in question himself when he returned from WWII as a young man, with nothing more than a power shovel that he borrowed.

Fortunately, when he learned of his daughter’s BS back in 2010, John signed his power of attorney over to his granddaughter, Jaclyn Fraley, and as grandpa faces a June 12 eviction hearing, Jaclyn called upon the kind hearts of the Internet for a little help with raising the $125,000 that John would need to keep the house, and as of today they had raised more than $138,000 with a GoFundMe account.

“So many people who don’t have grandparents anymore have adopted him from so far away,” Fraley said. “A lot of people have said, ‘I love you and you’re my grandpa’.”

Fraley said she is shocked and grateful by the 5,136 people who donated to the campaign in one month, including a large number of U.S. veterans.

“I kept refreshing the page,” Fraley said of her GoFundMe fundraising website once the ABC News story was published. “Everyone I knew was refreshing.” (Via ABC)

Some people have kept donating on top of the original amount, citing the fact that John will need additional money to pay for taxes and utilities and such. My favorite part of the story, though, is John’s description of why he built the house 56-years ago.

“When I got out of the army and got on my feet on the ground, I rented a power shovel and dug a hole in the ground, built a basement and built a house on top of it,” Potter said.

When asked how much the home could be worth, Potter said he did not know.

“I didn’t build it to see how much I could make it worth. I built it to live in,” he said.

John turns 92 on Thursday and I’ll be glad to throw a couple bucks toward the first keg.

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22 May 00:40

Photographer Envisions Her Daughter as Groundbreaking Women of History

by Susana Polo

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  1. 1.Amelia Earhart Amelia Earhart
  2. 2.Coco Chanel Coco Chanel
  3. 3.Helen Keller Helen Keller
  4. 4.Jane Goodall Jane Goodall
  5. 5.Susan B. Anthony Susan B. Anthony
  6. 6....and Emma herself. ...and Emma herself.

Jaime Moore wanted to do something special for her daughter’s fifth birthday photo, but when she looked online, all she could find were princess tutorials.

“Now don’t get me wrong,” she says on her site, “I LOVE Disney Princesses… But it got me thinking, they’re just characters, a writers tale of a princess (most before 1998)…an unrealistic fantasy for most girls,” except, she admits, for Kate Middleton. “My daughter wasn’t born into royalty, but she was born into a country where she can now vote, become a doctor, a pilot, an astronaut, or even President if she wants and that’s what REALLY matters.” So she and her daughter decided to do a series of photos with five historical women who fought to get Jamie, Emma, and a lot of other women the rights and opportunities they enjoy today. And those pictures? They’re great.

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