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26 Mar 05:09

Lucille Bluth Was Jessica Walter’s Comedic Pièce de Résistance

wskent

a true wonder and delight. we were always so lucky to have a lucille bluth in our life

Jessica Walter, who died yesterday at the age of 80, played a vast array of roles on the stage and screen during her five-decade acting career. She was a radio listener turned stalker in Play Misty for Me. She guest-starred on practically every 1970s crime procedural that existed until she got an Ironside spinoff of her own, Amy Prentiss, which didn’t last very long but still won her an Emmy. She was the voice of an allosaurus on Dinosaurs, the snobby Mrs. Harcourt in a Broadway revival of Anything Goes, and the voice of the overbearing mother and retired spy on Archer. And that only scratches the surface of the surface.

But the Walter role that looms largest today is Lucille Bluth, the boozy, self-absorbed, anti-maternal matriarch on Arrested Development. Actors are often praised with comments like “No one else could have played this role,” and usually that is an exaggeration. In this case, it’s true. Walter was perfect for the role of Lucille, the privileged, blunt, uncaring mother whose delivery of every snarky comment was drier than the martinis she sipped at every conceivable hour of the day. “Jessica Walter never missed,” John Levenstein, a writer for Arrested Development, tweeted today. “If she didn’t get a laugh, there was a problem with the script.”

Arrested Development featured a stockpile of eccentric characters, from never-nudes to wannabe magicians, and had a cast filled with comedy all stars. So it’s saying something that Walter’s Lucille has become the show’s most quoted, most revered, and most iconic — yes, that word gets tossed around too liberally, but dammit, it’s warranted in this case — figure. Not a day goes by on Twitter without the appearance of a GIF or image of Lucille rolling her eyes, telling her adopted son Annyong to go “see a Star War,” or dropping this always-applicable gem: “I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it,” a line that’s even funnier in the context of the actual episode in which it appears. (Lucille says this with a combination of disdain and disinterest after a server at a restaurant called Klimpy’s has the audacity to ask, “Plate or platter?”)

Great performances should not be assessed on the number of memes they generate. Still, the fact that so many of Walter’s moments on that series stood out enough to be digitally memorialized tells you something about why that performance was so phenomenal: because Walter didn’t waste a single second of it. It would have been very easy to ham up every scene and make a meal out of Lucille’s out-of-touch ridiculousness, and there are certainly times when Walter deliberately went in that direction — her bizarre yet somehow elegant take on the Michael-mocking chicken dance comes to mind. But what makes her Lucille so sharp is her sense of control and the nonchalance with which she makes truly brutal statements. “You’re my third-least-favorite child,” she tells Jason Bateman’s Michael in the season-one episode “My Mother, the Car,” a line delivered as though it’s a dart lightly dipped in arsenic, then casually thrown directly into her son’s eyeball. It’s brilliant, and it’s not even the most comedically genius thing she does in that scene. That honor goes to her explosion at her son Buster (Tony Hale) — “Get away from that stove, you’re going to light your hair on fire!” — which she immediately follows with the dark, wry observation: “He’s weak.”

Even when Lucille was called upon to be silly, Walter did it with blasé panache. For one example, report to season two’s “Afternoon Delight,” when a high Lucille drives her car into the middle of a crowd and runs over her son-in-law Tobias. As the car slowly ker-thunks over his body, she says, with only mild curiosity, “What the hell was that?” The thing that made Lucille so consistently funny was the way her emotional responses were completely at odds with whatever situation she encountered. She was either outraged about something minor or barely out of sorts after nearly committing vehicular manslaughter or cackling maniacally at her joke about hospitals (people hate them because there are no bars there) while her son Gob — fourth-least-favorite child — was actually in the hospital. Walter understood that the dissonance between what was appropriate and whatever Lucille was doing in any given moment drove the character, and that became her comedic lodestar.

Given that Arrested Development is about morally bankrupt rich people and that Lucille is the kind of woman who today would absolutely wind up playing the Karen in a viral video, it’s remarkable that so many people like Lucille so much. But viewers really liked her and still do. That’s partly because she’s so blunt and so blatantly entitled, which are terrible qualities in a regular human but very funny ones in a sitcom character. But it’s also because Walter so obviously relished playing her. In a statement about her death, her daughter Brooke Bowman mentioned her mother’s “overall joie de vivre,” and Lucille Bluth had that, too. As dark and acidic as she was, she sometimes just got a huge kick out of life, especially when life involved private investigator Gene Parmesan popping up in unexpected places.

All of this is extra remarkable when one remembers that, in an interview with the New York Times, Walter broke down in tears as she recalled how verbally abusive her co-star Jeffrey Tambor had gotten at one point on the set with her. Her honesty about that experience was a reminder that actors often have pressures and tension swirling around them, but still must try to give the kind of performance that … well, that someone will write an entire article about once that actor is gone. Jessica Walter didn’t just do a remarkable job of embodying Lucille Bluth; she apparently had to do it, on at least some occasions, with other issues in the way. She still nailed every moment, with sly finesse, a martini glass in one hand, and a nice, big wink. Good for her, indeed.

Lucille Bluth Was Jessica Walter’s Pièce de Résistance

25 Mar 19:46

Cargo ship stuck in Suez canal took a route that resembles genitalia

by Kevin Reome
wskent

okay, this'll do it

There is a gigantic container ship that's remains run aground and is currently blocking the Suez Canal. After closer inspection of the ship's GPS tracking it seems that the route taken by the quarter-mile long vessel named MV Ever Given, drew out a dick, balls and ass in the Red Sea. — Read the rest

25 Mar 17:59

Uno de los más grandes cargueros del mundo ha encallado en mitad del Canal de Suez, provocando el caos en el transporte marítimo

by alvy@microsiervos.com (Alvy)
wskent

I'll just keep sharing these til our feeds are stuck

Ever Given at Suez Channel / VesselFinder

Ayer por la noche nos sorprendió la noticia de que un enorme barco carguero había encallado, bloqueando el Canal de Suez. Lo más raro del asunto es que está cruzado en medio del canal –no a la entrada ni la salida– en una «postura» cuando menos sorprendente. La noticia la hemos ido siguiendo a través de un magnífico hilo en la cuenta de Twitter de John Scott-Railton.

Ever Given at Suez Channel / VesselFinder

El atasco que ha montado a ambos extremos del canal de Suez, que conecta el Mediterráneo con el mar Rojo atravesando 163 km, es monumental, como puede verse en VesselFinder, con miles de otros barcos, incluyendo cargueros y petroleros, esperando para poder pasar; pérdidas de millones de dólares cada hora que pasa sin circulación. El Ever Given es uno de los cargueros más grandes del mundo –concretamente está en el puesto #13– con sus 400 metros de eslora, 60 de ancho y 220.000 toneladas de desplazamiento. Puede transportar más de 20.000 contenedores TEU.

El asunto es además altamente sorprendente por las circunstancias. Todavía no se tiene muy claro qué pasó, pero se habla de apagón eléctrico y de una racha de viento como posibles circunstancias. Por otro lado, como es sabido, cuando un barco llega a puerto o atraviesa un canal los capitanes dejan su control en manos de los prácticos del puerto, que conocen la zona y se encargan de las maniobras. Atravesar el canal requiere muchas horas, pero es suficientemente ancho para todas las embarcaciones y la posición en la que ha encallado el barco resulta altamente inusual: casi completamente de lado a lado.

De momento lo han intentado casi todo: remolcarlo con barco más pequeños, empujarlo… pero nada: es un coloso de tal tamaño que la operación resulta imposible. Al parecer el timón puede moverse pero el bulbo de proa parece que se ha clavado bajo tierra quizá 5 o 10 metros. Hay excavadoras trabajando en la zona «agrandando» el canal para que el Ever Given pueda salir.

En búsqueda de una alternativa, algunos cargueros han tenido que darse la vuelta buscando otra ruta (la más larga) sospechando que el problema puede tardar semanas o meses en resolverse.

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25 Mar 17:57

How to track the big stuck boat

by Sean O'Kane
wskent

I am really delighted by how many headlines are devoted to this story. Finally, NEWS!

Image: Suez Canal Authority

There’s a giant cargo ship stuck in the Suez Canal. I’m sure you’ve heard, but in case you haven’t, welcome to the first major spectacle the internet has collectively rubbernecked to this degree since those llamas cavorted around an Arizona town in... 2015? Really? Woof.

Anyway, the whole internet loves the stuck boat, especially since it also appears to have charted a very phallic course into the canal before it drifted into its current position. Sure, it’s causing hundreds of other ships to bottleneck, and sure, that will probably inevitably cause some headaches for an already-strained global supply chain. Yes, oil prices are up, and there may be another run on toilet paper as a result, but for now, let us just have this moment, okay?

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22 Mar 01:17

I Tried the Popular $0 Candle Hack That’s All Over the Internet — And You Should, Too

by Ashley Poskin
wskent

new candle thread for steve

remember: if that shape can be an iceberg, it can also be a candle

The whole thing took just 10 minutes! READ MORE...
17 Mar 15:22

A Concerto Is a Conversation

by Jason Kottke
wskent

oh wow. this was *really* good. racism is horrible, art is powerful, and family is beautiful. i love their relationship so much

In this lovely short film, composer and pianist Kris Bowers talks to his grandfather, Horace Bowers, about his life in the Jim Crow South and how he found a new life in California as part of the Great Migration. Horace’s move across the country set in motion events that culminated in Kris premiering a concerto he wrote with the LA Philharmonic. You can read more about Horace in this 2019 profile.

Yet, in a sign of the times, Horace encountered discrimination while building his business. At the time, mainstream financial institutions rarely gave loans to Blacks and Bank of America had already denied him. His fortunes changed after he hired a White young man as a presser.

“I gave him a job and after two days, he asked me to tell the bank that he had been working for me for 30 days. He said that he needed a loan because he had just gotten divorced and was broke and wanted to borrow money to go back to Texas,” said Horace.

“Even though I was with Bank of America, they had turned me down for a loan and I did not think he could get one. But, a few days later, his loan was approved. I wondered why, but I immediately thought of the color of my skin.”

Armed with this knowledge, Horace devised another route. He visited a different branch, picked up the loan papers, completed the forms and mailed them in.

“A few days later, my loan was approved and from then on, nobody saw us. I did mostly everything by mail,” he said.

Tags: Horace Bowers   Kris Bowers   music   racism   USA   video
11 Mar 04:40

Gritty posed for an official nude portrait

by Thom Dunn
wskent

simpler times making a cameo

The Flyers commissioned artist Benjamin David for this intimate portrait. He told the Philly Voice:

Davis said it was hard to tell how long it took him to complete the painting because he "kind of spaced out a little bit," but he estimated it was about 90 minutes. 

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05 Mar 17:30

Tim Wu, the ‘father of net neutrality,’ is joining the Biden administration

by Chaim Gartenberg
wskent

i'm very into this

Photo: New America / Flickr

Tim Wu — the Columbia law professor who coined the term “net neutrality” — is joining the Biden administration, where he’ll be working on technology and competition policy at the National Economic Council.

Wu is a prominent voice online, as one of the most well-known advocates for a free and open internet. He’s spent years arguing for the concept of net neutrality — the idea that the internet should be free of throttling or control from the government or companies that provide it.

He’s also been a prominent voice in...

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04 Mar 00:33

Four Quick Links for Wednesday Afternoon

by Jason Kottke
wskent

JOB OPPORTUNITY: last link...woolly mammoth reviver

26 Feb 16:40

2016 Limited Edition Yankee Candle Scents: Candle Store, Sunless...

wskent

Lost my shit with candy store.





2016 Limited Edition Yankee Candle Scents: Candle Store, Sunless Void

23 Feb 17:50

Amanda Gorman: The Hill We Climb

by Jason Kottke
wskent

for moments of impossible beauty or emotion does everyone else hear that line from contact where jodie foster says "they should have sent a poet"?

we might not always have amanda gorman-level poets, but we should always have a poet at big national things from now on. line item

The rhetorical highlight of the Biden/Harris inauguration was Amanda Gorman reciting her poem, The Hill We Climb — I thought it was fantastic. It begins:

When day comes we ask ourselves,
where can we find light in this never-ending shade?
The loss we carry,
a sea we must wade
We’ve braved the belly of the beast
We’ve learned that quiet isn’t always peace
And the norms and notions
of what just is
Isn’t always just-ice
And yet the dawn is ours
before we knew it
Somehow we do it
Somehow we’ve weathered and witnessed
a nation that isn’t broken
but simply unfinished
We the successors of a country and a time
Where a skinny Black girl
descended from slaves and raised by a single mother
can dream of becoming president
only to find herself reciting for one

Here’s a transcript courtesy of CNN. You can read about how Gorman composed the poem in the NY Times:

“I had this huge thing, probably one of the most important things I’ll ever do in my career,” she said in an interview. “It was like, if I try to climb this mountain all at once, I’m just going to pass out.”

Gorman managed to write a few lines a day and was about halfway through the poem on Jan. 6, when pro-Trump rioters stormed into the halls of Congress, some bearing weapons and Confederate flags. She stayed awake late into the night and finished the poem, adding verses about the apocalyptic scene that unfolded at the Capitol that day.

The Times also has a lesson for students about Gorman and her poem. And from NPR:

Gorman is no stranger to having to change her work midstream. Like Biden, who has spoken openly about having stuttered as a child, Gorman grew up with a childhood speech impediment of her own. She had difficulty saying certain letters of the alphabet — the letter R was especially tough — which caused her to have to constantly “self-edit and self-police.”

Her delivery was amazing — powerful and lyrical. Brava!

Update: I included a link to a transcript of the poem above. I also wanted to include this illustration by Samantha Dion Baker because art inspires art.

Amanda Gorman

Update: A book version of Gorman’s inaugural poem will be out in April and is available for preorder.

Tags: Amanda Gorman   art   illustration   poetry   Samantha Dion Baker   video
23 Feb 16:57

Listen to the first audio recording of Mars (and see incredible video of the Perseverance rover landing)

by David Pescovitz
wskent

space, autoshare

NASA's Mars 2020 Perseverance rover touched down last weekend. Above is a panorama stitched together from six images captured by the rover's navigation cameras. Perseverance is equipped with a microphone and below are the first audio recordings of Mars. The wooshing sound is wind. — Read the rest

17 Feb 14:57

Can you guess which cities these videos were shot in?

by Mark Frauenfelder
wskent

VFYW-esque

This is a fun guessing game. You're shown video of a city (taken by someone on foot) and you have to click on a map where you think the video was recorded. I did a lot worse than I thought I would (and learned that palm trees are grow in more places than I realized).

17 Feb 00:42

Six Quick Links for Tuesday Afternoon

by Jason Kottke
wskent

last link, kottke superfans. i'm very excited to plumb the depths and get lost in this archive

I still don't think most ppl appreciate how miraculously good & safe the Covid-19 vaccines are. 66 cases of anaphylaxis out of 18 million US vaccinations, no deaths. Will prevent hundreds of thousands of deaths. [twitter.com]

Good on LastPass for charging for their excellent service. The flack they're getting for this is ridiculous – if good password management is so important to people, they can pay $3/mo. Why do we keep having this bad-faith conversation? [blog.lastpass.com]

Good thread from @zeynep about blocking people on social media who generate noise so you can hear the signal of actual feedback & real criticism. [twitter.com]

A history and discussion of people organizing their bookshelves by color, which people get all judgy about for some reason? I did this once and had to switch back because I could never find anything. But: "My bookshelves, my rules." [bookhistoria.com]

Stacey Abrams and Lauren Groh-Wargo from Fair Fight Action on How to Turn Your Red State Blue: "Understand your weaknesses, organize with your allies, shore up your political infrastructure and focus on the long game." [nytimes.com]

Cool thing from @pca2: an auto-updated YouTube playlist of videos (currently 2100+!) that are posted to @kottke. Click that "shuffle play" button, sit back, and have yourself an experience. [youtube.com]

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09 Feb 21:17

Nike’s hands-free Go FlyEase shoes look very comfy and just the right amount of ridiculous

by Nick Statt
wskent

a very pleasing gif

Image: Nike

Nike is pushing the envelope of shoe technology further with today’s announcement of the Go FlyEase, a contact-less $120 shoe for both athletic and everyday use.

The core innovation here is a so-called bistable hinge that lets the shoe move between two positions: an upright one in which the inner sole of the shoe sits at a roughly 30-degree angle so you can easily slip your foot in, and the collapsed position in which the outer layer sits snugly around the inner one while you walk or run. It is effectively two shoes in one, with the inner shoe popping out as needed.

The concept comes from the standard motion most people make when taking off slip-on shoes like Crocs, slippers, or plain old loose sneakers that involves using one foot to...

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01 Feb 15:56

Hypocrisy and the Filibuster

by Jason Kottke
wskent

Kottke appreciation moment: he always shares top-tier content, but I think this is one of the first times I've really been bowled over with his comments. His distillation of Mitch McConnell's belief system is the best I've ever read

"You know that he cares about power and he’s going to say what he needs to say to get it or keep it, regardless of self-contradiction. Pointing out his flip-flops doesn’t accomplish anything because he’s not actually switching his position! He didn’t really believe the thing he said before and he doesn’t really believe the thing he’s saying now. He just wants what he wants."

The meedja would do well to start from this point, as would the rest of us, when talking about fairness or decision making for Mitch or others similarly minded on the right.

For the NY Times, Jamelle Bouie writes about the history of the filibuster in the Senate and how it (unsurprisingly) differs from Mitch McConnell’s comments about it.

The truth is that the filibuster was an accident; an extra-constitutional innovation that lay dormant for a generation after its unintentional creation during the Jefferson administration. For most of the Senate’s history after the Civil War, filibusters were rare, deployed as the Southern weapon of choice against civil rights legislation, and an occasional tool of partisan obstruction.

Far from necessary, the filibuster is extraneous. Everything it is said to encourage — debate, deliberation, consensus building — is already accomplished by the structure of the chamber itself, insofar as it happens at all.

In the form it takes today, the filibuster doesn’t make the Senate work the way the framers intended. Instead, it makes the Senate a nearly insurmountable obstacle to most legislative business. And that, in turn, has made Congress inert and dysfunctional to the point of disrupting the constitutional balance of power.

I’d like to highlight something else from the article’s title and reiterated in the text by Bouie: “I’m not actually that interested in McConnell’s hypocrisy.” Yes, exactly. I see a lot of calling-out of the hypocrisies of “the other side”1 on social media and it just seems worthless to me at this point. This sort of thing just doesn’t work when you’re dealing with people who are cynical and without shame in a very polarized media environment. Like, if you’ve read anything about McConnell at all, you know that he cares about power and he’s going to say what he needs to say to get it or keep it, regardless of self-contradiction. Pointing out his flip-flops doesn’t accomplish anything because he’s not actually switching his position! He didn’t really believe the thing he said before and he doesn’t really believe the thing he’s saying now. He just wants what he wants. Focusing on the facts and historical context of the issue, as Bouie does here (and in his explanation of the Electoral College on You’re Wrong About), is the way to go.

  1. Examples: “The ‘pro life’ party did nothing while 400,000 people died from the pandemic.” and “If you’re ‘pro choice’, why do you want to limit the 2nd amendment right of people to carry guns?” Etc. etc.

Tags: Jamelle Bouie   Mitch McConnell   politics
28 Jan 06:10

A Japanese air conditioner in the 80s came with its own vinyl soundtrack

by Thom Dunn
wskent

if GameStop and this album are any indication, we *just* don't know how to sell things anymore ("ever?" he asks outloud, staring out the window as a pleasant, cooling breeze takes the mind off the stresses of the day)

From the Amazon.com description for the vinyl reissue of Takashi Kokubo's Get at the Wave:

Recorded in 1987 as promotion for a luxury air conditioning line, Takashi Kokubo's Balearic gem "A Dream Sails Out To Sea" gets first ever official release from Lag Records, complete with previously unheard music.

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20 Jan 19:36

The Story Graph

wskent

TORrors: this is amazon-less goodreads. jump ship and join me. it will be great

"It's uncanny how spot on the recommendations are!"
— Yuko, a beta user

It doesn't matter what you're in the mood for, we will help you find the perfect book.

27 Dec 17:02

Daniel Gebhart de Koekkoek | Art Sponge #advertising #photography #forest #trees #billboard

Daniel Gebhart de Koekkoek | Art Sponge #advertising #photography #forest #trees #billboard

21 Dec 17:28

Unsettling Photographs

by Jason Kottke
wskent

TORCON2021 DRESSCODE

Thundergirl

Thundergirl

Thundergirl

Thundergirl

Some unsettling/weird/funny photos from @thundergirl_xtal on Instagram. They have a separate account just for nails/hands. (via swissmiss)

Tags: food   photography
21 Dec 17:24

Eminem's "Lose Yourself" as if the rapper was a 1940s horse race announcer

by David Pescovitz
wskent

i wanna go out speaking transatlantic

"If you had one shot… one opportunity… would you read everything in a transatlantic accent?" (Elise Roth)

15 Dec 22:34

Arlo Parks – “Caroline”

by Stereogum
wskent

her album isn't out until jan 2021, but it's gonna make all the best of lists at the end of next year. GUARANTEE

15 Dec 04:09

Celebrating 30 years of COMMANDER KEEN

by Thom Dunn
wskent

i played this A LOT as a kiddo. anyone else? it was like calvin's spiff space adventures but as a mario game

I have many fond childhood memories of playing Commander Keen on my friends' early computers. We were a strictly Mac household starting in 1991, so I rarely got to indulge in the pleasures of cool video games at home (the Mac gaming market was severely lacking back then). — Read the rest

11 Dec 19:18

Spotify's "Wrapped" data doesn't add up. Here's how to convert to Bandcamp.

by Thom Dunn
wskent

convert spotify playlists to bandcamp --> https://hypem.com/merch-table

On the first Friday of every month, the music distribution site Bandcamp waives its personal cut of music purchases, so 100% of the profits (minus credit card processing fees) go to the artist. That's because Bandcamp is a good company. — Read the rest

11 Dec 18:02

Album Of The Week: Hypoluxo Hypoluxo

by Stereogum
wskent

liz - these guys remind me of disq/omni

11 Dec 15:57

Jenny Lewis & Serengeti – “Unblu”

by Stereogum
wskent

well i love this

08 Dec 19:01

Five Quick Links for Tuesday Noonish

by Jason Kottke
wskent

a summation of sadness, a list of places new york has lost: https://www.curbed.com/article/nyc-businesses-closed-2020-pandemic.html

i would also add this beautiful dump (used lovingly) to the list - the least times square-feeling thing in times square: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/may/15/jimmy-glenn-boxing-bar-times-square

03 Dec 19:12

Watch drone footage of Arecibo collapse

by Mark Frauenfelder
wskent

hah! they actually filmed it collapsing. wild

The National Science Foundation released a video that shows the 60-year-old Arecibo Radio Observatory's collapse.

From Ars Technica:

As you can see from the video, the drone was examining the area where the cables looped over the support towers. Specifically, it was examining the tower that had supported the one main cable that had failed earlier—note that one of the gaps that the cables pass through is unoccupied.

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19 Nov 19:44

Bandcamp adds ticketed live streams for virtual concerts

by Ian Carlos Campbell
wskent

music friends, this is great news. tell your artist friends and BUY TICKETS!

Image: Bandcamp

Bandcamp launched a ticketed live stream service for virtual concerts yesterday called Bandcamp Live. The streaming service lets artists make money from live performances online, and may help some of the independent musicians who favor Bandcamp recoup money lost in canceled tours.

Artists will be able to set prices for tickets, notify followers when they go on sale, and offer a virtual merch table. There’s also an optional chat for fans while they watch the show. Any time a purchase is made, it will be announced in the chat.

Artists have shifted to live streams to recoup lost ticket sales during the pandemic. Bandcamp is using its existing store as a jumping-off point, by making it easier for artists to set up shows someplace they’re...

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19 Nov 03:51

11-second explanation of Trump's post-election legal campaign

by Rob Beschizza
wskent

for anyone who is watching/has watched the queen's gambit, this pops into my head maybe seven times per episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weAcVf6QUX4

It won't be over soon, but it will be done.