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31 Oct 21:05

Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just: Here’s a funny little joke Here’s something that…

zanebow:

Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just:

Here’s a funny little joke
Here’s something that you can tell is a joke but don’t get and will only figure out five years later
Here’s a surprisingly cool fantasy concept
Here’s a unique and well written simile
Here’s a lil guy
Here’s something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day
Here’s something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day
Here’s a character that you can barely understand what he’s saying
Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned
Here is the dumbest fucking pun you’ve ever heard but in the best way
Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way
Here is a plot twist that you can’t tell if it’s genius or stupid
Congratulations! You’ve finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!

27 Oct 22:41

tbh shoutout to the over 40s on tumblr, sorry the internet acts like yall belong in the retirement…

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redstonedust:

tbh shoutout to the over 40s on tumblr, sorry the internet acts like yall belong in the retirement home when ur literally just regular adults with hobbies

I was going to leave comments in the tags, but I decided this was important enough to put on main.

In college, my friend group collectively got into the SCA - Society for Creative Anachronism. They’re the people who get really into medieval reenactment, the fighting and crafts and cooking, they have kings and queens and knights and events and a good percentage of them (but not all!) work or have worked at Ren Faires.

I am forever grateful my friends dragged me into that, because it was my first introduction to fandom in older adults. Middle-aged dorks. Elderly nerds. Absolutely as intense and weird and hilarious and fun as any fan in their teens or 20s. I started getting into fandom already knowing there was a road ahead for me as I got older, full of handmade costumes and late night movies and shelves of pewter dragon goblets and mixed-aged road trips to meet ups and conventions.

And it kills me that so many people don’t know that sort of community even exists. On both sides, even! I went to Philcon a few years ago, which tends towards older fans, and an older woman I was talking to sadly told me that she thought fandom was dying out, because she never saw younger fans any more.

Over the past decade, there’s been a really toxic movement towards keeping different ages strictly separated, both in and outside of fandom. There’s this strong implication that if an older person wants to interact with a younger person, there is something inherently predatory about that.

Yeah, that attitude sucks. That drive towards separation and puritanism sucks. Declaring that younger people should have nothing to look forward to and that older people should stay separated and lonely sucks. It sucks and we are all worse for it.

Don’t fear age. Don’t put an age limit on having fun. Give yourself a damn future.

Beverly passed away in 2019, but she was one of many of my favorite, elder cosplayers that frequent DragonCon and remind all of us to keep playing as long as we can.

27 Oct 22:40

not100bees:darkpaladin:sepiachord:With Winnie-the-Pooh and The...



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With Winnie-the-Pooh and The Battle of Hastings sharing an anniversary today, did you know that E. H. Shepard once drew this amazing scene for an exclusive book bag?

I love that none of them have weapons. Except Kanga, who has a fucking morningstar.

that is roo

26 Oct 08:05

My latest cartoon for New Scientis. Lots more here.

myjetpack:

Two small figures walk through a huge, overgrown forest. 

One of them says “The rewilding project has exceeded all of our expectations!"
They walk further and the figure continues "Keep your eyes open for the species that have come back: red deer, wild boar, pine marten, or perhaps our proudest return: The great old one YOG DRATH'LL, eternal unsleeping evil of the primordial forest.”

Sure enough, hidden amongst the trees are various animals and, in the deepest forest, a monstrous thing: its nebulous body bestrewn with cruel, lifeless eyes, it's formless maw gaping horribly, and its writhing tentacles reaching hungrily forth, feeling for living things to drag back to its awful cthonic lair.ALT

My latest cartoon for New Scientis. Lots more here.

20 Oct 07:12

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smartgrrrl:

I’ve been thinking about this daily since it crossed my dash

little mans is 100% correct.

I’m gonna put I AM BRAVE OF THIS MEETING on my cubicle wall at work and never explain it.

Think about the donuts of your day!

15 Oct 21:31

Is Crowley gonna “go evil” in season 3, or is he going to be a miserable little dude

Tomfhaines

More Gaiman snark!

Good Omens Season 3 opens with Crowley's wedding to Sadie. They make love passionately behind a screen for the rest of episode 1 while people dressed as enormous rabbits bring them jam sandwiches, and talk about the weather. Then Crowley gets eaten by goats and dies, and we never find out if he would have been good or evil, happy or sad, or indeed if he would have had anything else to do in Season 3. It will be frustrating for the audience, but very artistic.

10 Oct 21:25

dduane: atlinmerrick:(Will never not reblog this beauty. What...



dduane:

atlinmerrick:

(Will never not reblog this beauty. What genius.)

Same. :)

10 Oct 13:04

I’ve added five new limited edition prints to the shop at www.tomgauld.com/shop. This is one of…

myjetpack:

A signed and numbered print of the following cartoon:
Night.
A child reads under the covers with a torch.
Father: Ok, buddy. Time to stop reading.
Child: Why?
Father: we all like spending time in a fantasy world, but we need to sleep so that tomorrow we can go out and confront all the challenges that the real world throws at us. 
Child: Tomorrow sounds a lot less fun than staying up late reading a book.
CUT TO
They are both reading under the covers with the torch.ALT

I’ve added five new limited edition prints to the shop at www.tomgauld.com/shop. This is one of them.

08 Oct 22:11

A friend of mine sent me a video of that time you performed Science Fiction Double Feature from Rocky Horror on Craig Ferguson. How on *Earth* did you manage to not laugh during that?

That was the third take. Someone who was me messed up the first two.

danadaria:

For those who are curious

08 Oct 22:01

This is one of the new, limited edition prints I’ve made. Get them now at www.tomgauld.com/shop

myjetpack:

A two panel comic stip. Panel one is labelled "School Parents' night" and is a picture of a small red-haired girl sitting with her parents as a teacher holds up apiece of paper with an F on it. Panel two is labelled "astronomy conference" and shows a red-haired young woman being awarded a medal proudly watched by her parents. The teacher and the medal bestower both share a speech bubble which reads "This is for spending all your time staring into space.ALT

This is one of the new, limited edition prints I’ve made. Get them now at www.tomgauld.com/shop

05 Oct 07:45

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They…

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glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”

My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”

Zombie : “AARRRGH”

Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”

Zombie : “TEETH!!”

This happened to me.

Scary prison dude: HELLO

Me: Nice to meet you!

Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot

My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that

Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend? 
Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet? 
Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing). 

– Got to walk a second time through– 

Same guy: My friends -wailing- 
Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad
Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh. 

I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.

Specifically, I remember;

There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.

Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”

I could hear them giggling.

Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!

Me: thanks dad

A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad

I went to a haunted corn maze once. Someone ran at me with a chainsaw. I just stared at him. He hung his head and walked away. I left.

The Real Horror Is The People We Dissapointed Along The Way

IM CRYING

My friends and I were in a really dark part of a haunted house and couldn’t find the exit, so the guy who had just jumped out at us had to say “to your left” in his same scary voice he’d used to scream and we were like “thanks!”

And then after a few moments of patting blindly at the wall he says again in the same ominous voice “your other left”

World Heritage Post

02 Oct 21:03

THIS!!

normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke:

take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool:

THIS IS AN AMAZING WAY TO THINK OF CHRONIC PAIN

I wanted to point out that Nurse Hadley, the woman in this video, is a hospice nurse. This is what people say to and about patients who don’t have long left to live. The fear of addiction and dependence on pain medication is so strong that people deny their literally dying family members proper pain management. You’re never going to please the “but what about addiction” people, ignore them and take the meds you need to function.

02 Oct 21:01

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guerrillatech:

There are political newspaper comics that aren’t this succinct

21 Sep 11:04

It’s the capital letter shouting that I love so much.

cincinnatiburgoo:

I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣😂🤣

It’s the capital letter shouting that I love so much.

21 Sep 11:03

I am just a humble unpaid intern for a coffee company that donates its profit to charity, but I will…

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog:

I am just a humble unpaid intern for a coffee company that donates its profit to charity, but I will tell you motherfuckers one thing: if you try to steal money from the poor via treating or diagnosing tuberculosis, you will remember the name nerdfighteria.

17 Sep 22:54

It’s pronounced “sheee-it” in the southern fashion.

theshitpostcalligrapher:

squigglyexplosive:

mariomarc:

How did X get even stupider.

THIS BITCH EMPTY

XEET

o7

It’s pronounced “sheee-it” in the southern fashion.

17 Sep 22:53

Best of Neil’s stage directions/commentary in the good omens s1 script book

armageddidnt:

Best of Neil’s stage directions/commentary in the good omens s1 script book

I went back and read this to help me cope after s2, as one does

14 Sep 23:16

There’s an auction to support the Motion Picture and Television Fund for healthcare for those…

sherpawhale:

There’s an auction to support the Motion Picture and Television Fund for healthcare for those striking in Hollywood and there’s the usual Zooms and dinners with actors, but some of the biddable items are absolutely unreal in the best way

The Union Solidarity Coalition | eBay. Net proceeds benefit our crew healthcare fund

11 Sep 11:17

I am peculiarly ubiquitous.

Tomfhaines

Guess who is catching up on his Neil Gaiman tumbling? :-D

dragonwars2601:

Um excuse me Neil this is a star wars

WHY ARE YOU BACK IN MY FALAFEL

I am peculiarly ubiquitous.

11 Sep 11:12

Hello Mr. Gaiman, I was wondering if you ever interact with another famous author/tumblr extraordinaire/unpaid coffee company intern that tends to circle many of the same spheres of the internet and fandom that you do. I believe he goes by the name of John Green. I’m a big fan of the both you, your works, and your internet presence and think a collaboration in any form between the two of you would possible overwhelm the world.

02 Sep 22:48

Good afternoon, Mr. Gaiman. Thank you for your great work with Good Omens, this is the first series in my life, which seems to be very simple, but catchy at some deeper levels of the subconscious. You said that you have known for a long time how Good Omens will end. Can you tell that this will be a happy ending for Aziraphale and Crowley?

Tomfhaines

I do enjoy the rubbish that he spews when people ask him about details that he's not going to reveal.

Crowley and Aziraphale will both be eaten by space-time-goats in the first episode of Season 3. Sadie and Dottie then team up to investigate the deaths of their husbands. In the end they discover that the Space-Time Goats were actually working for Crowley's old Nemesis, Doctor Unmentionable. He tumbles screaming into a volcano, and is eaten by lava sharks.

29 Aug 11:55

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Actress, Miriam Margolyes: When you know your worth, you know your worth.

She is beautiful and I love her.

She also recently said that JKR’s TERF remarks are fascist. So please, continue to stan a hero.

And she’s a signatory of Jews for Justice for Palestinians, was one of the first people to say ‘fuck’ on British TV, proudly called herself a dyke during a televised Australian citizenship ceremony with their PM, and has been with her partner since 1968.

MIRIAM IS A QUEEN.

I love her. She is fat, she is old, and she is happy with both and damn proud of being herself. That’s how it should be. That’s what we should all strive for.

If you have not watched this, do yourself a favor and do so.

She is cuddly, cute, funny, wise and occasionally naughty when it’s most effective, and reminds me of a favourite aunt or indeed my own Mum.

A true Queen. :)

She’s Despair (and I have no doubt several other people) in the Audible Sandman adaptations (she had already been Mrs Owens in the full cast Graveyard Book), and I was so excited to meet her. This is me fangirling out while Miriam is cool. Photo by Dirk Maggs.



27 Aug 08:31

I wanted to say, because you’re the easiest person to thank for this - I’ve always struggled with suicidal thoughts (I promise this isn’t *too* dark). But after watching GOS2, I’ve noticed whenever my head starts drifting to that bad place, I start hearing Crowley’s little Scottish drunk-off-Laudanum voice going “noooo dying. No dying!” And it helps more than years of therapy ever did. So I guess thank you for writing that, and also thank David Tennant for delivering that.

I'm proud of you!

27 Aug 06:17

moment of silence for everyone who relied on AI chat bots for research when it’s going around saying…

Tomfhaines

Wait.... what?

themysticallovecabbage:

fluffy-critter:

psychotic-gerard:

moment of silence for everyone who relied on AI chat bots for research when it’s going around saying shit like this.

[image description: search that reads “country in africa that starts with K”. the featured snipped is from www.emergentmind.com and reads “While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter “K”. The closest is Kenya, which starts with a “K” sound, but is actually spelled with a “K” sound. It’s always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this.” /end ID]

26 Aug 00:38

Irregular Webcomic! #5040

Comic #5040

For anyone who's confused, that's a large unit of pre-2002 Irish currency.

25 Aug 10:28

(via Put garbage in a garbage can people, I can’t stress that...

Tomfhaines

It just keeps getting more relevant!

22 Aug 12:45

shencomix:

22 Aug 07:59

Someone made Felonies Georg into a graphic. Bless.

kurtbusiek:

qqueenofhades:

Someone made Felonies Georg into a graphic. Bless.

That’s an average of almost two per president.

20 Aug 22:45

Soho has taken the Crowley route and gone mini!

goodomensonprime:

Soho has taken the Crowley route and gone mini!

Check out this amazing BTS of how creator davidminiatures (IG) brought the spirit of Good Omens 2 and Soho to life. @neil-gaiman

20 Aug 14:00

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