There's a long line of strangely-named knockoffs of the margarine called I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. This picture was headlined "Saddest name for a butter substitute." The top comment had an even better joke:

The title of the Lifetime Original Movie chronicalling Paula Deen's fall from grace.

Of course, the puns fly thick and fast in the reddit thread. Link

Gertie:

• Gertie
• Gerts

Olive:

• Olive
• Buddy
• Bud

Apple:

• Apple
• Olive
• Gertie
• The sound of the fridge opening

Really doing it for me today: @sarahnumber4’s puppet show sass.

Extremely brave and determined puppy alert.

Eeeeeeee!

Source: youtube.com  /  via: tastefullyoffensive.com

weakchick:tattoo by Marcin Aleksander Surowiec (Warsaw)

foxontherun:

(via Porcelain rock coral bangles | Katherine Wheeler)

bitterassfandom:

I am literally always right, you don’t even understand.

ref-lin:

 

 

☼  ☼

               ♡

kieljamespatrick:

Oysters for everyone!

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Illustrations by Vincent Mahé http://www.behance.net/vincentmahe


Illustrations by Vincent Mahé http://www.behance.net/vincentmahe


Illustrations by Vincent Mahé http://www.behance.net/vincentmahe


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Seven Deadly Sins

Everybody’s got a thing

Oh you’ve only had one hairstyle your whole life? BORING.

The disheveled red carpet walker:

This is obviously an important moment in Cage's life because it taught him about perseverance — perseverance to still "smile" even when the top of his head had seen better days.

Via: Getty Images

The disheveled traveler:

Hey, none of us look perfect when we get off a plane. Except Nic Cage. He looks perfect.

Via: Splash News

The middle part:

AWWW. Baby's first middle part! It's always important to note when a male human tries out a middle part for the first time. This was that time and we are lucky enough to have captured it on film photography.

Via: Getty Images

The bob:

It's a bob. Like, a wavy black bob. As far as hair importance goes this ranks about a 13.

Via: Getty Images

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Four for you, Four-Eyes. You go, Four-Eyes.

Let's start with a basic fact:

Source: BBC  /  via: fictionalfeels.tumblr.com

They're like an Instagram filter for sexy.

Source: USA  /  via: offcolortv.com

RIGHT?

Source: Fox  /  via: vitamin-ha.com

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WOW.

「どうも。知的なまるは好きですか？」
Maru:[Hello! Do you like intelligent Maru?]




「ひげは間に合ってますよ。」
Maru:[I already have excellent whiskers!]

Just playing…