The urban fantasy show I actually want to see is a hospital drama with a dedicated wing for supernatural illnesses.
Vampirism. Lycanthropy. Cheap spells gone wrong. A woman brought in for her prenatal has to be told her baby is a lindworm. Someone is literally being followed by the anthropomorphic personification of the Black Death.
Someone somewhere out there is having their perception of the world irreparably shattered by the knowledge that magic is real, and at the other side is a team of doctors who have to roll their eyes and pull out Grimm’s Complete Fairy Tales because some high school kid tried to go Carrie with a cheap spellbook and turn all the kids at prom into frogs, and the doctors have to wrangle a couple dozen teenagers into admitting if they have a true love who can break the spell.
I want the hospital director to be some dark entity that feeds on human misery but figured out that if you successfully treat the source of the misery then instead of hunting you down as an abomination the humans start bringing more miserable people to your house en masse and things kinda got out of hand from there.
Grimm’s Anatomy
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Tom WrightWow. Great video. I wish she weren't harassed in order for us to get such a good video, though. Ugh.
Oh gawd every time you think it’s over it gers BETTER
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felagund-fell:inthefallofasparrow:aromanticbristlefrost:zukoandtheoc: anyway blackout poetry not...
Tom WrightI hadn't seen blackout poetry until now... these are amazing.
anyway blackout poetry not just as an art form, but as an act of violence against other works of art
taking a piece of text that someone probably put their heart and soul into creating and using it as your raw material, cutting out everything that you deem irrelevant to the point you want to make
i mean imagine cutting up a painting and using it to make a collage, or taking a marble sculpture and carving pieces out of it to make a different sculpture
just to be clear: i love blackout poetry, im not criticizing it here. i am just waxing poetic about it. i dont really know where im going with this i just have Thoughts about art being destructive
Genie gives you a wish to ask anything but whatever you ask, everyone gets it too. What are you asking for? • r/AskReddit
Tom WrightYou're welcome.
throughablogdarkly:My FB feed is pretty good tonight
Tom WrightWowza.
My FB feed is pretty good tonight
wizardstan: wrathofthegiraffe: In the vast world of comics, I wonder if there have been heroes...
Tom WrightThat'd be a fun side-character to read about, where you don't experience the days over and over again as the main story.
In the vast world of comics, I wonder if there have been heroes with a “Groundhog Day,” type power. By that I specifically mean a hero who, if they die, immediately finds themselves waking up at the beginning of that day again. If they don’t die, they just continue forward through time.
I’m just thinking of how crazy it would be to have that hero on your super hero team. Like, you go to headquarters in the morning, and it seems like everything’s normal. But then you go to fire off a one liner, and they say it at the same time as you. And suddenly you know. Something went wrong.
And then one day you come in, and your heart drops as you see that their every move looks rehearsed. They answer questions before asked. They are totally aware of everything that’s about to happen. Imagine how scary that would be, realizing you’re starting a day that you’re team mate has failed to survive maybe dozens of times.
Sometimes he’ll walk up to you and just slap your sandwich out of your hand and say “don’t eat that” and you’re thinking, damn, what did that sandwich do to me? This was actually still the first time through the day, he just wanted to mess with you.
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Tom WrightI'll comment below, as to not spoil anything.
and all that glitters is gold
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Sal must you fucking outshine me at every turn????
jk jk this is fucking incredibleI want this framed and hanging in my house.
Well do i have some good gotdamn news for you my pal
I got it scanned over from Sal,
SO THE FUCKIN DIGITAL PRINT IS READY FOR PRE-ORDER YALLLLL
(okay that^ is hyperlinked but the underlines wont show up idk)
I hate how long it took me to figure out what this was.
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Tom WrightWhenever she puts out a comic, I always hope it's another one of Dumbledore saying, "10 points to Gryffindor", but this was a good one too.
Patrick Bateman, The Terminator, Tony Montana, John Wick and more, "Hell's Club" is easily the most inventive movie mashup I've ever seen.
Tom WrightWhat an enjoyable video. Couldn't take my eyes away.
The second in the series is weirder. Still enjoyable.
31-rabbits: aliensnipe: What if there were women’s cleanliness products that were marketed the way...
Tom WrightI smell a new ad campaign.
What if there were women’s cleanliness products that were marketed the way Old Spice stuff is? Like they had names like “Lioness” and “Sycamore” and “Wildfire” and “Hunter’s Moon” and they were touted as making you smell like a warrior queen who does not suffer fools and conquers all she beholds
HELLO LADIES
have you felt the primal call of the unmerciful sea calling you to strike down those who would defy you? no? well if you stopped using overpriced flower-scented body wash and switched to SEA HAG, you might.
look down.
back up. where are you? you’re a siren, bare-breasted and shrieking as you lure the unwary to their doom on the rocks below. and you smell amazing.
what’s in your hand? back at me. it’s a vial of skin-nourishing ingredients, derived from the seaweed you used to strangle a hated foe. it does wonders for your skin tone and resilience, and we all can agree that we will need that resilience in the coming war.
look again: the seaweed is now a formal apology from the last man who unnecessarily tried to explain something to you.
anything is possible when you smell like a vengeful sea witch and embrace your own rage. i’m on a narwhal.
#1823 – Promoted
Tom WrightSaw the punchline coming, and yet it still delivered.
You did good, Maximumble. You did good.
#1819 – Skills
Tom WrightMe to a T.
So much so that I became the Morale Officer because no one would cut the cake, they'd all just stand around wondering who would cut the cake.
Convoy Bot Changed My Life
Tom WrightGreat insight. But is it true?
I do still buy the Cutter in any game I can, and I'm always down to buy the Supply Bot early game.
Long before I began playing Star Realms, I played an unhealthy amount of Magic: the Gathering. It has always been my favorite thing to counter a spell and shut people down. I could never actually finish someone off with aggressive decks, and they were lacking in choice and card advantage. I’ve always loved to draw extra cards and to come back from behind. So, it’s no surprise that I lean towards blue/red decks in Star Realms, with lots of bases. For a long time, I didn’t touch green cards if I could avoid it.
Furthermore, back in the days before Colony Wars, what is now “top row” was the “big deck” format for a very long time. I felt very confident in that format, and still believe that the top-tier deck is one revolving around bases/scrap/life gain, and that aggro decks are considerably weaker.
While Vanilla is a somewhat fast format, adding an expansion chock full of overpowered bases (Y1 promos), two expansions with very few cheap, aggressive cards (Bases & Battleships, Fleets & Fortresses), and two special expansions (Gambits and Events) that make accessing large bombs and bases much easier, aggressive decks got worse and worse. Then Colony Wars came.
I think we’ve correctly underscored a lot of changes with Colony Wars. The Star Empire cards are phenomenal; the direct-to-hand cards fundamentally change the game’s pace in the same way as Heroes, Events and Gambits; Repair Bot sucks, etc. But to me, the most important addition among those 80 cards is the three copies of Convoy Bot. Sure, if you are playing with accelerants (Events/Gambits), Ark is the best card in the game. In “good deck” (all ships/bases/heroes, no Gambits/Events) Star Realms….
Convoy Bot is the best card in the game.
I am serious about this. It is better than Cutter, or anything else I can think of. (I haven’t dived into Frontiers enough yet, but it’s better than anything from United or before.) Why, you ask?
It fits into every deck, more tightly than other scrappers.
Scrap is king. Every deck is better when those starters are gone. However, trying to build an aggressive deck around Trade Bots or Probe Bots can be difficult, when they aren’t providing damage. Convoy Bot provides a lot of damage at a very cheap cost, and has “normal good scrap” (unlike Repair/Battle Bot). It should be the centerpiece of any aggressive deck that can grab it.
On the other hand, if you are wanting to go the bombs & base walls route, more trade is good and less trade is bad: with one exception. I have beaten many players who wish to fight me base to base, but don’t buy any cards to deal with my bases. I knock theirs out while mine stay, and I have the game locked shortly after. Even if you don’t want to go the aggressive route early, you have to have some damage to deal with bases. Even if your opponent is going a mostly aggressive ship route, they may have some small bases that you cannot afford to let them sit on. One Convoy Bot (paired with the occasional Viper) is often enough to solve two problems at once (scrap, base wall damage) and then the rest of your deck can focus on trade.
And since it fits in every deck, it’s also a way to keep yourself “open ended”. What I mean by that is, in deckbuilders and drafting games, it is often good to wait as long as possible to shut yourself out of different archetypes, as long as you aren’t purposely making weak picks to do so. Convoy Bot is strong in any deck – meaning that you can wait until a turn or two later to decide what kind of deck yours is. On the other hand, something like Turn 1 Blob Fighter + Battle Pod is often a commitment to aggro that will be hard to undo.
It opens up completely new archetypes.
Okay, okay, Convoy Bot is good. Most of you already knew that. But the main point of this article is that Convoy Bot is so good that you need to be reevaluating your entire approach to Star Realms. I remember a lot of posts (probably some by me, too) when Colony Wars first came out, how the set was flawed because you too often ended up with 10 trade and nothing good to buy. That’s because we were playing it like the original core set. Yes, Trade Hauler is basically Trade Pod, and yes, Ravager is basically Battle Pod, but all those little differences add up to a core set that feels completely different, and has to be played much differently. I approach my Vanilla (original core set) and Colony Wars games extremely differently. I am telling you here that you need to make the same reevaluation for bigdeck, (almost) entirely because of Convoy Bot.
Players who have played a lot against me since the release of Colony Wars can testify that I’m more willing to lean aggro than ever before. True, almost all of the bottom row expansions have helped this, in the opposite way of their counterparts. But the biggest change is how to approach aggro archetypes.
Before, if you had in mind to go hard and fast, it was signaled by early strong green or yellow cards (typically green), and red scrappers went into the deck as support, but not the focus. Everyone noticed that Star Empire became insanely aggressive in Colony Wars, but because of that, I think people didn’t notice Machine Cult’s new look. Now, “mono red aggro” is entirely viable in Star Realms. Between Convoy Bot, Battle Bot, Mech Cruiser, and even strongly timed Warning Beacons (do you realize how aggressive that card can be?), it is entirely possible to scrap yourself down to a five card hand that doesn’t draw anything, but knocks out 20+ life at once (e.g. Convoy Bot, Battle Bot, Warning Beacon, Mech Cruiser, Missile Bot). If your opponent hasn’t scrapped down to a gigantic base wall, that’s plenty to end the game in a couple of turns. I’m not suggesting “mono red” is an optimal archetype, but it’s doable.
Instead, what I’m suggesting is that the dominant aggro archetype is no longer G/r (as in GREEN/red), nor is it Y/r (although that it is far more viable post-Colony Wars), but instead R/x, where x is any color, really – and Convoy Bot is the linchpin of this archetype. Support the aggressive scrappers with a few Ravagers or Lancers, and you’ve got an aggressive deck that’s going to come together incredibly fast. Going back to an earlier point, perhaps the best part of Convoy Bot at the center is that it’s not a very clear signal to your opponent as a first or second pick, and it keeps you flexible since it fits in every archetype. By the time your opponent figures out what line you’re on, they might already be dead.
So, I have two charges for you: 1) reevaluate how you think about red in aggro decks in bigdeck, and 2) always buy Convoy Bot. Unless you’re playing against me…
#1803 – Breakfast
Tom WrightI rarely laugh out loud at these Maximumble comics, but this one got me to exhale breath through my nose at a rapid rate that others would recognize to be a sign that I found it funny.
Other than "Starting a land war in Asia" and "Going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line," what are the the other classic blunders? • r/AskReddit
Tom WrightNot the original, but the first time I've seen it in the wild.
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Tom WrightI love these HP comics.
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Tom WrightI did not laugh at this comic... yet I shared it anyway. Why?
To that question that you did not ask, I answer: Who among us can truly be said to be a bear?
Party Parting.
Tom WrightLadies and gentleman, I give you...
Austin McDaniel.