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04 Sep 16:35

Mind your head

by Victor Mair

For some reason, the expression xiǎoxīn 小心 (lit., "little heart" –> "[be] careful") often throws Chinese translators into a tailspin.

"Crimes against English " (4/25/15)
"Free souvenirs " (8/15/15)
"Sandwiched in an escalator " (2/9/15)
"Signs from Kashgar to Delhi " (10/11/13)

and the classic, standard Chinglish

"Slip carefully " (5/6/14)

Perhaps more so than for any other short warning posted on signs around China, the following elicits an astonishing variety of Chinglish renditions:

xiǎoxīn pèngtóu 小心碰头 ("watch / mind your head")

To help us understand how the translations go awry, let's look at the literal meanings of the characters one by one):

xiǎo 小 ("small; little")

xīn 心 ("heart")

pèng 碰 ("bump; touch; meet")

tóu 头 ("head; beginning")

The first two characters joined together as one word, xiǎoxīn 小心, mean "(be) careful".

The following translations have been collected from this Google image search (excluding signs that are too well made and probably for sale as curios, and hence not genuine specimens of Chinglish in action, though most of the commercially available signs do replicate actual Chinglish):

Carefully bang head

LOOK OUT ,KNOCK HEAD

Carefully hits to the forehead

MIND YOUR HEAD (this is English, not Chinglish)

Let your head knocked here

LOOKOUTKNOCKHEAD

TAKE CARE OF HEAD

TAKE CARE OF YOUR HEAD

Take Care Hit Head (slight variation in the Chinese here, with pèng 碰 being replaced by the synonym zhuàng 撞 ["bump; hit"])

Caution, butt head against the wall

Carefulness bump head

Caution Your Head (slight variation in the Chinese here, with xiǎo 小 being replaced by dāng 当 ["take; be; equal; must; ought; to face; just at a time / place; treat [as]; think; regard", and many more meanings)

CAREFULLY MEET (pèng 碰 can also mean "encounter, meet")

PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR HEAD

BEWARE OF YOUR HEAD

Please Beware your head

MIND YOUR HAIR

BE CAREFUL TOUCH YOUR HEAD

be careful and not torch the head

Be careful,bump head!

Mind Crotch (slight variation in the Chinese here, with xiǎo 小 being replaced by dāng 当 [see above for definitions])

Meet your ceiling

In our next installment of the Chinglish Annals, we will examine another widespread warning having to do with the other extremity of the body.

27 Aug 11:15

WATCH: More great a capella covers of classic video game themes

by Andrea James
Kara Jean

I love Smooth McGroove.

Smooth McGroove and his cat are back with a new set of lovely a capella versions of classic video game theme songs, including Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Super Metroid, Final Fantasy X, and Kirby. Read the rest

27 Aug 04:49

#46832

26 Aug 20:03

HOW MANY MARIAH CAREY SONGS CAN YOU NAME FROM MEMORY?

These are all the ones I could remember. I did NOT look these up. This is ALL from memory.

  • Sugar
  • Honey
  • Fantasy
  • Butterfly
  • Dreamlover
  • Heartbreaker
  • Sweetheart
  • Loverboy
  • Rainbow
  • Daydream
  • Fairy Tale
  • Bubblegum
  • Sunflower
  • Lollipop
  • Shooting Star
  • Dandelion
  • Peach Fuzz
  • Toymaker
  • Cakebaker
  • Ladybug
  • Sex Slug
  • Soy Bean
  • Felicity
  • Jean Shorts
  • Pegasus
  • Pretty
  • Princess
  • Pork Chop
  • Stove Top
  • Steve Jorp
  • Fog Hat
  • Bubble Bath
  • Baby Bottom
  • Tire Swing
  • Button Nose
  • Calliope
  • Bazinga!
  • Hot Goo
  • Grub Hub
  • Love Lumps
  • Play Pen
  • Muffin Stuffin’
  • Cutie Pie
  • Fig Newton
  • Fat Nancy
  • Hogwild
  • Jar O’ Jam
  • Sticky Rooney
  • Jazzercycle
  • Cuddle Matrix
  • Rusty Richard
  • Higgs Boson
  • The Old Poky Porky
  • Juicy Rubdown
  • Hugbucket
  • Sour Gushers
  • Boob
25 Aug 15:07

Matt Kaliner's sandcastles are more awesome than yours

by Rob Beschizza
18 Aug 20:45

Navajo Nation bears burden of recent Animas mining spill disaster in Colorado

by Xeni Jardin
Kara Jean

Of course :(

The Environmental Protection Agency was investigating an old mine near Silverton, Colo., earlier this month, when it accidentally released 3 million gallons of toxic waste water into the Animas River. Read the rest
17 Aug 11:14

#46630

13 Aug 17:54

Pun of the week

by Mark Liberman

The pun goes back at least to 1986 and probably beyond. [See below for antedating to 1940…] I'm not sure who first applied it to Mr. Trump's campaign, or who created the logo.

From the Wellsboro Agitator, 10/9/1940:

12 Aug 16:59

Income inequality turns "neglected tropic diseases" into American diseases of "the poor living among the wealthy"

by Cory Doctorow
Kara Jean

Here is a terrifying and incredibly sad article.


The deadly infectious diseases that were eradicated in America during the 20th century are now roaring back, thanks to growing poverty, failing sanitation, and underinvestment in science and health research and regulation. Read the rest

12 Aug 14:14

Gorgeously designed studio feels like a treehouse

by Andrea James
Kara Jean

Very want

max-pritchard

Australian architect Max Pritchard's Tree Top Studio looks like the perfect place to work while surrounded by the sights and sounds of trees and water. Read the rest

07 Aug 19:53

Maine Supreme Court To Gov. Paul LePage: No, You Didn’t Veto Anything, Doofus

by Doktor Zoom
Kara Jean

This story is so amazing. Public benefits for refugees and asylum seekers! Expanded Medicare for women's health! All because a conservative governor didn't understand his own state's laws and is now accidentally super progressive.

Oh, but the horrors poor Bill suffered in LePage's pocket...

Oh, but the horrors poor Bill suffered in LePage's pocket...

As you may be aware, Maine Gov. Paul LePage is not the sharpest knife on the tree when it comes to governoring, as we learned in July when he botched the “pocket veto” of a whole bunch of bills that he didn’t like — and then did it again a few days later. LePage insisted that he had actually done everything just right, and took the matter to the Maine Supreme Court, which ruled Thursday that he really had screwed up, and the bills he thought he’d killed forever are in fact now officially laws. We bet there will be a really nice children’s song about this someday. And that if Paul LePage writes it, it won’t make any sense.

Read more on Maine Supreme Court To Gov. Paul LePage: No, You Didn’t Veto Anything, Doofus…

The post Maine Supreme Court To Gov. Paul LePage: No, You Didn’t Veto Anything, Doofus appeared first on Wonkette.

07 Aug 17:01

Urine danger from San Francisco's pee-soaked light poles toppling

by Andrea James
Kara Jean

Too much pp in sf

lightpole_pee

Decades of dog and human pee have corroded the bases of some area light poles, and the city started a program to inspect them before more poles come crashing down. Read the rest

05 Aug 15:07

Hark, A Vagrant: Straw Feminists 2




buy this print!

This was a sketch under the original Straw Feminist comic but I redrew it for the book. Those crazy gals! You never know where they are lurking! Moon colony here we come!

Speaking of feminists on the moon, I would be remiss not to mention this: have you been reading Bitch Planet? I read the first one, I need to get more!

Step Aside Pops is coming soon! Drawn and Quarterly has a preview here!

The first starred review is in from Publisher's Weekly.

Pick up the August 3 issue of The New Yorker because I have a cartoon in it!

And lastly, here is an interview at Comic Book Resources where we talk about kids books and more!
02 Aug 06:01

#46118

28 Jul 11:11

Just a pug lying in a little swimming pool, snoring, with sunglasses on

by Xeni Jardin
Kara Jean

Dogs are so good.

No big deal.

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24 Jul 11:14

#46031

Kara Jean

Same.

22 Jul 12:54

octothorpe

by Word of the Day Editors

Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day for July 22, 2015 is:

octothorpe • \AHK-tuh-thorp\  • noun
: the symbol #

Examples:
"To demonstrate and test the varying thicknesses that a pen is capable of imparting, Ivy League students often begin by writing an octothorpe—known to some plebians as a 'hashtag.'" — Evan Siegel, Columbia Spectator (Columbia University), December 6, 2014

"Whatever it ought to be called, Messina chose to use this symbol for collating Twitter searches in 2007 because he wanted a sign that could be input from a low-tech cellphone. He had two options: octothorpe or asterisk. He chose the former." — Roman Mars, Slate.com, December 17, 2014

Did you know?
A versatile symbol with many names (among them hash mark, number sign, and pound sign), the octothorpe has become popularized as the go-to symbol for marking trending topics on Twitter and other social media. It is believed to have been adopted by the telecommunications industry with the advent of touch-tone dialing in the 1960s. Stories abound about how the odd symbol got its name. The octo- part almost certainly refers to the eight points on the symbol, but the -thorpe remains a mystery. One story links it to a telephone company employee who happened to burp while talking about the symbol with co-workers. Another relates it to the athlete Jim Thorpe and the campaign to restore posthumously his Olympic medals, which were taken away after it was discovered that he played baseball professionally previous to the 1912 Games. A third claims it derives from an Old English word for "village."

17 Jul 11:19

#45870

Kara Jean

Yayyyyyy

13 Jul 20:26

Cute raccoon enjoys riding her little red bicycle

by Xeni Jardin
Kara Jean

HOORAY

The raccoon’s name is Melanie. (more…)

13 Jul 11:21

#45707

13 Jul 11:20

#45714

12 Jul 14:50

A Story About Mexican Drug Violence Donald Trump Is Too Weak To Tell

by Evan Hurst
Kara Jean

I definitely want to see this even though I know it's going to make me so incredibly sad

mourners at funeral

Donald Trump has become persona non grata among decent people these days, because he said Mexican immigrants are “bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists.” Sure, he allowed that some Mexicans are just the sweetest, except for the rape. Thursday, former Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer affirmed that she thinks Trump is completely right, that illegal immigration is out of control, and that the desert in Arizona is literally impassable these days, due to all the headless corpses. However, underneath xenophobic, racist, hateful, broad-brushing, nativist remarks like these, is there a grain of truth? Is there a story to be told here? Did you idiots even watch “Breaking Bad”?

Read more on A Story About Mexican Drug Violence Donald Trump Is Too Weak To Tell…

09 Jul 18:38

rgfellows: kanyewestboro: calanoida: Susanna and the Elders,...



rgfellows:

kanyewestboro:

calanoida:

Susanna and the Elders, Restored (Left)

Susanna and the Elders, Restored with X-ray (Right)

Kathleen Gilje, 1998

wow

Oooh my gosh this is rad. This is so rad.

For those who don’t know about this painting, the artist was the Baroque artist Artemisia Gentileschi.

Gentileschi was a female painter in a time when it was very largely unheard of for a woman to be an artist. She managed to get the opportunity for training and eventual employment because her father, Orazio, was already a well established master painter who was very adamant that she get artistic training. He apparently saw a high degree of skill in some artwork she did as a hobby in childhood. He was very supportive of her and encouraged her to resist the “traditional attitude and psychological submission to brainwashing and the jealousy of her obvious talents.”  

Gentileschi became extremely well known in her time for painting female figures from the Bible and their suffering. For example, the one seen above depicts the story from the Book of Daniel. Susanna is bathing in her garden when two elders began to spy on her in the nude. As she finishes they stop her and tell her that they will tell everyone that they saw her have an affair with a young man (she’s married so this is an offense punishable by death) unless she has sex with them. She refuses, they tell their tale, and she is going to be put to death when the protagonist of the book (Daniel) stops them.

So that painting above? That was her first major painting. She was SEVENTEEN-YEARS-OLD. For context, here is a painting of the same story by Alessandro Allori made just four years earlier in 1606: 

image

Wowwwww. That does not look like a woman being threatened with a choice between death or rape. So imagine 17 year old Artemisia trying to approach painting the scene of a woman being assaulted. And she paints what is seen in the x-ray above. A woman in horrifying, grotesque anguish with what appears to be a knife poised in her clenched hand. Damn that shit is real. Who wants to guess that she was advised by, perhaps her father or others, to tone it down. Women can’t look that grotesque. Sexual assault can’t be depicted as that horrifying. And women definitely can’t be seen as having the potential to fight back. Certainly not in artwork. Women need to be soft. They need to wilt from their captors but still look pretty and be a damsel in distress. So she changed it. 

What’s interesting to note is that she eventually painted and stuck with some of her own, less traditional depictions of women. However, that is more interesting with some context.  

(Warning for reference to rape, torture, and images of paintings which show violence and blood.)

So, Gentileschi’s story continues in the very next year, 1611, when her father hires Agostino Tassi, an artist, to privately tutor her. It was in this time when Tassi raped her. He then proceeded to promise that he would marry her. He pointed out that if it got out that she had lost her virginity to a man she wasn’t going to marry then it would ruin her. Using this, he emotionally manipulated her into continuing a sexual relationship with him. However, he then proceeded to marry someone else. Horrified at this turn of events she went to her father. Orazio was having none of this shit and took Tassi to court. At that time, rape wasn’t technically an offense to warrant a trial, but the fact that he had taken her virginity (and therefore technically “damaged Orazio’s property”. ugh.) meant that the trial went along. It lasted for 7 months. During this time, to prove the truth of her words, Artemisia was given invasive gynecological examinations and was even questioned while being subjected to torture via thumb screws. It was also discovered during the trial that Tassi was planning to kill his current wife, have an affair with her sister, and steal a number of Orazio’s paintings. Tassi was found guilty and was given a prison sentence of…. ONE. YEAR……. Which he never even served because the verdict was annulled.

During this time and a bit after (1611-1612), Artemisia painted her most famous work of Judith Slaying Holofernes. This bible story involved Holofernes, an Assyrian general, leading troops to invade and destroy Bethulia, the home of Judith. Judith decides to deal with this issue by coming to him, flirting with him to get his guard down, and then plying him with food and lots of wine. When he passed out, Judith and her handmaiden took his sword and cut his head off. Issue averted. The subject was a very popular one for art at the time. Here is a version of the scene painted in 1598-99 by Carivaggio, whom was a great stylistic influence on Artemisia:

image

This depiction is a pretty good example of how this scene was typically depicted. Artists usually went out of their way to show Judith committing the act (or having committed it) while trying to detach her from the actual violence of it. In this way, they could avoid her losing the morality of her character and also avoid showing a woman committing such aggression. So here we see a young, rather delicate looking Judith in a pure white dress. She is daintily holding down this massive man and looks rather disgusted and upset at having to do this. Now, here is Artemisia’s:

image

Damn. Thats a whole different scene. Here Holofernes looks less like he’s simply surprised by the goings ons and more like a man choking on his own blood and struggling fruitlessly against his captors. The blood here is less of a bright red than in Carrivaggio’s but is somehow more sickening. It feels more real, and gushes in a much less stylized way than Carrivaggio’s. Not to mention, Judith here is far from removed from the violence. She is putting her physical weight into this act. Her hands (much stronger looking than most depictions of women’s hands in early artwork) are working hard. Her face, as well, is completely different. She doesn’t look upset, necessarily, but more determined. 

It’s also worth note that the handmaiden is now involved in the action. It’s worth note because, during her rape trial, Artemisia stated that she had cried for help during the initial rape. Specifically she had called for Tassi’s female tenant in the building, Tuzia. Tuzia not only ignored her cries for help, but she also denied the whole happening. Tuzia had been a friend of Artemisia’s and in fact was one of her only female friends. Artemisia felt extremely betrayed, but rather than turning her against her own gender, this event instilled in her the deep importance of female relationships and solidarity among women. This can be seen in some of her artwork, and I believe in the one above, as well, with the inclusion of the handmaiden in the act.

So, I just added a million words worth of information dump on a post when no one asked me, but there we go. I could talk for ages about Artemisia as a person and her depictions of women (even beyond what I wrote above. Don’t get me started on her depictions of female nudes in comparison to how male artists painted nude women at the time.) 

To sum up: Artemisia Gentileschi is rad as hell. This x-ray is also rad as hell and makes her even radder.

I love art history.

29 Jun 11:17

#45392

Kara Jean

Side note: Have you guys ever noticed how much the X-Men cartoon theme sounds like Whitney Houston's "I'm Your Baby Tonight"?

25 Jun 01:05

ALL THE SINGLE PIZZAS



ALL THE SINGLE PIZZAS

24 Jun 12:14

#45325

23 Jun 21:47

Little baby piglet really likes being scratched

by Xeni Jardin

Those grunts.

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23 Jun 11:52

#45275

18 Jun 11:26

#45078

16 Jun 20:56

Border Patrol Bravely Protects America From Job-Stealing Preschoolers

by Doktor Zoom
Kara Jean

Hi guys, I am mad.

She's got to be thrilled by this

She's got to be thrilled by this

Hey, remember how we were being swamped last summer by illegal immigrant kids that were The Hugest Threat To America, until Ebola became The Hugest Threat To America? Which was shortly before illegal ISIS border crossers with Ebola became The Hugest Threat To America and then the elections happened and the nation’s greatest existential threat went back to being just plain old Obama and gay marriage? Turns out that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and Customs and Border Protection (CBP) did their very best to get rid of as many of those kids as possible, right down to faking their paperwork — like the border agents who filed a form saying that they’d interviewed a three-year-old boy who crossed the border to get work. Thank god they caught him — we need to preserve America’s block-stacking job sector for American preschoolers.

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