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26 Nov 18:39

The First Black Friday, by William Bradford

Originally published November 26, 2013.

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And after the feaste, which did consist of water-fowl, and cod and bass and other fishes, and a great many wylde turkeys, the people of Plymouth did retire. And upon awakening they were greeted with many goodly savings, on itemes of considerable necessitie, and just in tyme for the forthcoming holidaye season!

Shoes of sturdy leather were to be had for the low, low sum of a single raccoon’s pelt, and milking cow discounts did flood with joye anyone able to parse the true meaning of “half-off.” Values on corn, squash, peas, and barley likewise were out of this (New!) worlde; and the people’s clamour to purchase a canoe, a novel form of transport that many did consider the hot new gift, was so immense that for some poore souls it did prove injurious.

The canoe came with not one, but two paddles!

Children cried out for the latest in earthen wares, stickes carv’d to resemble swords and lances, and the itemes, most useful in rough housing and horse play, did seem to fly off the shelves, such was the zeale of the demand.

Now as it happened, in the din and the tumulte, a good and freely-thinking Aborigine did stand in his breechclouts and inquire with great clarity the reasone for such monster savings, as well as why they should expire with the sun’s setting, which seemed rather arbitrary when one thought aboute it. But these wordes did fall on ears deafened by rumours of two-for-one buckles, which could be affix’d to one’s shoe or belt, or sportingly to the front of one’s hat—a most unheard-of steale!

Disputes arose. Two men did grow entangled over the proper and true ownership of a paire of stockings, with one and the other both claiming to have mark’d the iteme first. A mirror of good qualitie shattered as two women and a boy not seven years olde contested for it, after which the danger of being cut by brokene glasse did rise considerably, and was the source of great irritance. One large man drew a warlike club, newly purchas’d perhaps, and with it brained another sharply, and then another in an effort to procure his goodes, all the while shouting “rarrr.”

Such was the bloodlust stirred by the rock-bottome prices on this blackest of Fridayes.

And as the Lord pass’d the day into night, the confusion and rage did abate. And the people, having buried theire dead, retired once more, secure in their woolen coverings with the knowledge that this whole thinge, in the coming yeares, would be seen as more or less normale.

25 Nov 17:25

Prada Glasses

by Amy Fashion Blog
allie

Amy's custom uggs cost almost $300.


SEMI-REMIX OUTFIT
Dotted Skirt From New Yorker~2.95 Euro(4.05 Dollars)
 Lace White Cami From Old Navy~Hubby got it for me
Black Thermo Tights From New Yorker~7.95 Euro(10.81 Dollars)
Flower Earring From CR~4.00
Grey Beret From Wicky~3.99 Euro(5.48 Dollars)
Custom Grey Made Uggs From Burresi~219.00 Euro(296.91 Dollars)

Hello Everyone. I got my new glasses on Thursday of last week. Let me tell you I'm in love with them. I have been wearing my eye glasses a lot more lately. I find them to be super fun to wear. 

I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT MONDAY. 
22 Nov 23:46

MONTHY RECIPE: LIBBY'S PUMPKIN BREAD

by Amy Fashion Blog
allie

amy's recipe photos are always the grossest thing :D:D:D




Ingredients
3 1/2 c. all-purpose flour

1/4 tsp. baking powder
2 tsp. baking soda
1 1/2 tsp. salt
1 tsp. each nutmeg, cloves, cinnamon
1 1/2 c. each granulated sugar and packed brown sugar
1 c. oil
2 c. canned pumpkin
4 eggs
1 c. each raisins and nuts (optional)
Icing(optional)

Directions
Sift together flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt and spices. Add the sugars, mixing well.
Mix dry ingredients with the oil and pumpkin, stirring until well combined.
Add eggs, one at a time, blending thoroughly. Pour into 2 greased and floured 9 1/2 x 5 1/4-inch loaf pans.
Bake at 350 degrees for 50 to 60 minutes or until tester comes out clean. Cool for 5 minutes. Remove from pans. Place on wire rack to cool.

Hello Everyone. First of thank you all for your prayers on my last post. It truly means a lot to me. Today I bring you a monthly recipe post. Which I decided to try out a new recipe for pumpkin bread. Hubby work is having a Thanksgiving Pot Luck. So I thought it would be the prefect time to try this recipe out. It was super easy to make. 

I will say I do like  Sunny Days and Starry Night pumpkin bread recipe way better. It is a lot more easier to make then this one. I used there recipe last year to make pumpkin bread for my work. Which everyone loved it. 

I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT MONDAY.

16 Nov 02:41

Ev and Betty

by Caitlin
allie

Sorry this is so long but it's also SO LOVELY

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16 Nov 00:45

The Dork Knight

by Not That Mike The Other Mike

Because he’s the guy with a cat on his head that Gotham deserves, but not the guy with a cat on his head it needs right now…


Via Reddit.


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Human/Animal Hybrids, Kittens
14 Nov 03:23

Birthday Sluts

by Michael K

bslutmyrtlesnow

Frances Conroy (60)
Kumi Koda (31)
Michael Copon (31)
Monique Coleman (33)
Metta World Peace (34)
Aisha Hinds (38)
Noah Hathaway (42)
Gerard Butler (44)
Steve Zahn (46)
Jimmy Kimmel (46)
Whoopi Goldberg (58)
Chris Noth (59)
Tracy Scoggins (60)
Joe Mantegna (66)
Garry Marshall (79)

11 Nov 18:50

Mainz Train Station

by Amy Fashion Blog
allie

CUSTOM UGGS ~*~*~*~**~

Saturday November 9, 2013 
White Cable Knit Sweater From Vero Moda~ 21.95 Euro(29.84 Dollars)
Black Tank Top From VS~16.50 or 2 for 24
 Black Thermo Leggings From New Yorker~ 7.95 Euro(10.81 Dollars)
White Beret From Claire's~13.00 Euro(17.38 Dollars)
Hoop Earring From CR~4.00
Stud Earrings Gift From Nicole of NYC on my Mind
Custom Grey Made Uggs From Burresi~219.00 Euro


Hello Everyone. On Saturday I took a train over to Mainz. Which this was my first time riding a real train. Hubby and me had a great time. We meet a set of friends over there to have dinner. We ate at this little mexican restaurant. The food was great. 

Mainz Church 

HAVE A GREAT MONDAY.
09 Nov 14:37

The Siberian Flying Squirrel photographed by Masatsugu...













The Siberian Flying Squirrel photographed by Masatsugu Ohashi can be found in Russia, China, and Japan, as well as a few other countries. They tend to live in spruce, cider, or pine trees and they depend on the trees for their housing and food. Siberian flying squirrels are currently listed as near threatened and they are rapidly decreasing due to deforestation of the trees they so fully rely on [text source]  

I must have one.

07 Nov 19:36

The Porn Iguana And Creepy Doug Are Sharing Custody Of Dourtney

by Michael K
allie

DOURTNEY

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When all of the cherubs flew into the sun after hearing that the human (??) symbol of true love, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison, are over, most of us picked ourselves up off the floor, scrubbed the dried tears off of our cheeks and screamed to the sky, “But what about DOURTNEY?!” The Porn Iguana and her melted Fred Durst-looking ass husband have answered our question today. They released a statement to The Daily Mail today confirming that she’s decided that wants to be free (read: do porn) and explore life (read: explore peens that aren’t attached to Doug) and he’s letting her do that, because she was starting to get too old for him anyway. Or maybe this is all just another publicity stunt for her to get a reality shit show. I don’t know. But more importantly, they’re sharing custody of Dourtney.

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Dogs haven’t yet evolved to the point where they can release their own statements in human words. But if they could, Dourtney would probably release his own statement saying that he wished a bobcat and a coyote shared custody of him instead of these two. I don’t mean that. Obviously the Porn Iguana is the epitome of maternal elegance.

07 Nov 15:04

“She said, ‘I don’t really want to talk,’ and he kept trying to chat with her.” | Andrew’s Story

by admin
allie

ugh signal boost for this asshole. so glad people like the submitter exist.

I got on the train at Boston University East going toward Park Street and walked toward the back of the train. I noticed a man talking to a younger looking teen girl who was trying to lean away from him and looking uncomfortable. I asked her if she was okay and she said “yeah” and the guy said “she’s fine she likes me.” She said, “I don’t really want to talk,” and he kept trying to chat with her. I said, “You need to stop talking to her now.” He repeated, “No, she likes me.” I placed myself in front of him and he was quiet for a few stops.

He turned to mocking me (I’m trans) by saying, “You a dyke? You look like a dyke. I thought you was a man.”

When he again tried to start up a conversation with her I said, “You need to back the fuck off right now.” The person sitting on the other side of the girl he was harassing got off and the girl immediately moved over. He started to move next to her again and I sat down between them. The girl said thanks. I stayed on until she got off the train and made sure he didn’t follow her.

andrew's story // hollaback! boston

I don’t get as much street harassment as I used to since transitioning but I absolutely think all men, trans and cis, need to step in and let other men know when their behavior is unacceptable and/or promotes an unhealthy, unsafe or inequitable culture.

I've got your back!
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06 Nov 21:54

David Cronenberg Totally Dissed Stanley Kubrick

by Lindsey Weber
allie

cool story bro


Interviewed by the Toronto Star at the opening of an exhibition based around his work, David Cronenberg, said some not-very-nice things about Stanley Kubrick — who is getting his very own exhibit at the same location next year:

I think I’m a more intimate and personal filmmaker than Kubrick ever was, that’s why I find The Shining not to be a great film. I don’t think he understood the (horror) genre. I don’t think he understood what he was doing. There were some striking images in the book and he got that, but I don’t think he really felt it. In a weird way, although he’s revered as a high-level cinematic artist, I think he was much more commercial-minded and was looking for stuff that would click and that he could get financed. I think he was very obsessed with that, to an extent that I’m not. Or that Bergman or Fellini were.

Read more posts by Lindsey Weber

Filed Under: stanley kubrick ,david cronenberg ,the shining ,movies

04 Nov 18:59

2009. excerpt from “girl mountain book one”. this is...









2009. excerpt from “girl mountain book one”. this is the last post of these excerpts. what the fuck am i doing? i need to be organising stuff for my trip to new york which is rapidly approaching. for some reason just blew two hours going through all this old work… 

PLAN FOR “GIRL MOUNTAIN BOOK ONE”: the plan was to serialise it on what things do but i have been dragging my heels with it and wanting to do major edits. comics are difficult to edit. also i just am very disappointed with a lot of the drawing and certain poorly written passages. i can’t decide if i really want this big shitty 244 “thing” online (and there’s no way i’m going to finish the rest of it now. no fucking way. i still like the ending of it but i totally fumbled the beginning). in closing: i will most likely begin editing it over the coming weeks and put it all online in full. why the fuck not? IDK.

03 Nov 02:55

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 1st!

by Michael K
allie

Me

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Every octopus in every ocean shat out a cloud of “Bitch, Please” today when noted delusional whore The Little Methmaid announced that she was entering rehab for “anger management”. – THE Eunice Burns

Runners-up:

SKELFIE – Lefty

Fish all over the world are becoming more and more like humans each day, due to the large amount of hormones in the water caused by the increasing amount of gold diggers tossing out their birth control pills. - Lauren Rooney

via WFTV

01 Nov 18:30

behind the bar: pharmacie’s the lutheran

by Kristina Gill
allie

this is ALL i've been drinking lately (without the tangerine wheel or bitters, too fancy)

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I have managed to be swept into the cocktail fold by virtue of editing and producing the Behind the Bar column.  I have started to taste new spirits, and have started exploring any cocktails made with ginger beer, starting with my favorite Dark and Stormy.  I was therefore quite enticed when Talmadge from Pharmacie sent over two cocktail recipes this summer.  One for the Roman Holiday, and this week’s cocktail, The Lutheran.  I was enticed by the latter because of the ginger beer, and the ‘religion’ aspect, living in Rome and all…religion always comes up in conversation in some form or another.  I love the citrus in this drink, which is undeniably on the sweeter side.  Choose a strong ginger beer to get the most out of it.  -Kristina

 

About Pharmacie

Talmadge Lowe began his days behind the bar at Orso in NYC, where cocktails mattered long before the recent boom in cocktail culture.  Not long after relocating to LA, he founded Pharmacie: a private, underground speakeasy with an emphasis on cocktail creation and experimentation. Now turned public, Pharmacie is available for any and all craft cocktail needs. Always happy to tend to the thirsty, Pharmacie (and Talmadge) is available for private events, small or large, as well as mixology workshops, cocktail programs, and lectures on the craft.  Talmadge and his Pharmacie barmen are nothing short of cocktail specialists who take cues from the classics, honor the standards and invent original ideas with every drink they create.  Try Pharmacie’s 1966 Cosmopolitan in our archives.

See Talmadge’s recipe for The Lutheran, and how it got its name, after the jump.

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The Lutheran

  • 1 oz bourbon
  • Splash fresh lime juice
  • 3 dash Angostura bitters
  • Ginger Beer (I like Jamaica’s Finest)
  • Tangerine Wheel

Combine all ingredients (except Ginger Beer) in a High Ball glass without ice. Stir. Fill the glass 2/3 with the Ginger Beer, then add ice. Top with a Tangerine Wheel garnish.
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Why Talmadge loves this cocktail

This cocktail is inspired by an old drink called The Presbyterian. I’ve “reformed” it a bit, hence The Lutheran.  The ginger beer is the spice, the lime is the tart, the bourbon the sweet and some bitters for good measure. It’s a very simple  and very refreshing cocktail, good any time of year.  A great drink for even the most skeptical cocktail drinker


    






01 Nov 14:26

Deluge of Axe Body Spray Shuts Down School

by Maggie Lange

On a calm morning in a Brooklyn classroom yesterday, a wistful youth clutched a can of Axe Body Spray, hoisted it in front of him like a battle flag, and began to cover the room in a fetid vapor. The world will smell like a chemical equivalent of a popped ... More »
    






31 Oct 20:24

'The Visitor' Is All of 70s Horror Shoved into One Film

by Jonathan Smith
allie

At the Brattle November 22-26! Who's coming with me?

Last night I saw a ceramic hawk with a switchblade attached to its neck brutally attack a professional basketball team owner in Atlanta. I also saw a player on that team try to make a slam dunk, only to have the ball explode right in his face a few inches from the basket as a demonic little girl sitting courtside curled her lips into an evil smile. And that doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of the things I saw last night while watching my new favorite movie, 1979’s The Visitor.

After reading the above plot points it might surprise you to hear that no one has ever accused the film’s producer, Ovidio Assonitis, of making Oscar-bait movies. Known for blatant rip-offs like Beyond the Door (inspired by The Exorcist) and Tentacles (like Jaws but with a giant octopus), he was once known in the biz as the “Rip-Off King.” The Visitor, however, stands out from those other films for the sheer amount of themes cherry-picked from a spread of the most popular horror films of the 70s. The most popularly cited (the word “popularly” is relative here, as the film has only been written about like three times) sources of inspiration are Rosemary’s Baby, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, and The Omen, and their influences on the film are about as subtle as Satan dropping a player piano on someone’s head.

But while certain scenes and ideas were undoubtedly lifted from those films, to call The Visitor a rip-off would be a mistake. In fact, it’s one of the most original—if convoluted—films I’ve ever seen. The plot centers around a little girl, Katy, who's descended from an evil alien guy named Sateen (get it?) who fled to Earth thousands of years ago and knocked up a bunch of Earth bitches after an intergalactic battle between the forces of good and evil. He was killed by a bunch of birds, somehow, but his spirit lives on through his bastard children. Katy has telekinetic powers that she tries to kill a bunch of people with, and a shadowy collective of old men are hellbent on getting her mom pregnant so she can have an evil baby brother to do bad stuff with. Or something. It’s a real “you just gotta see it” sort of deal.

Lucky for you, DraftHouse Films has digitally remastered the film and is releasing it in theaters across this great nation starting today. In celebration of the occasion and to try and glean a bit more insight into one of the most insane movies ever made, I called Evan Husney, DraftHouse’s creative director, to have a chat.

The first three minutes of The Visitor, courtesy of DraftHouse Films.

VICE: How did DraftHouse get involved with this project? It was a crowd favorite for a while, right?
Evan Husney:
Yeah. For me, personally, this film is an all-time favorite and my go-to recommendation for my more adventurous friends. There's something about the movie's complete delirium and hallucinatory, conceptual nature that make it one of the most insane movies ever shot. We had shown the film a lot at DraftHouse cinema and it always went over really well—people always walked out with their minds blown.

How was the film received when it was first released in 1979?
Oh, it was a box office failure. It was a critical failure too, and outside of a very small group of people who would champion this movie, it had always been labeled a cheesy sort of cable TV movie. It was even hard for us to find positive reviews for our marketing.

Well, it's hard to make heads or tails of what's happening during the majority of this film. I can imagine a critic watching it and just feeling like they’ve been set adrift in a nonsensical world of birds and demon children and explosive basketballs.
There are two ways to watch the movie. The first is where you just completely disregard the movie's logic. The second is to put every scene down on a notecard and lay it out—then you'll kind of see the A to Z plot going on, but there's never a sense of you knowing what's happening as it's happening. It has this completely nonsensical logic and if you're cool with that, great. The movie just seems like it's a mashup of 40 different movies.

It really is. The director was already known for ripping off horror films, but with this one it just seems like he decided to throw in everything, kitchen sink and all. Do you think there was any artistic inspiration behind that, or was it just sort of like, "Let’s toss all this crap in there and see what sticks"?
Well, my theory about this is that in the 70s you had this sort of dawn of the blockbuster era. A bunch of movies were raking in tons of cash, and immediately you saw this European market develop where a lot of people made these rip-off movies for exporting purposes. This same director had made a film called Beyond the Door, which is actually a pretty good Exorcist rip off, and he made a lot of money with it on the drive-in circuit. So the thought going into The Visitor, to my understanding, was basically just, Let's just do it again. It worked, let's do it again. 

Does the director acknowledge the obvious influences from other movies?
I don't think he's coming out and acknowledging it, but definitely that was a factor. I think it was about taking influence from what was popular at the time—Close Encounters is in there, The Omen too, and The Birds, obviously—all these ideas. And from what I understand, the director was a rabid idea man himself, and would just basically come up with these nonsensical bits that he would inject into the movie on the spot or the day before and nobody really knew what was going on. In one story I heard he walked onto the set one day and was just like, "In this scene we need an elephant." So that's basically what you're dealing with.

There are quite a few big names in this film. How do you think they went about getting people like John Huston, Shelley Winters, and Lance Henriksen to act in this? Did they just throw cash at them?
Talking to Lou Comici [one of the screenwriters] and the producer, Ovidio Assonitis, there are two conflicting stories there. But from what I've been told, John Huston and Ovidio were close, and John agreed to it before reading the script. Once he read it, he was like, "This is either going to be amazing, or it's going to be a pile of shit." So he shows up, does his part, sleepwalks through his scenes, and then comes to the premier and—I don't know if this is true—but according to Ovidio, he said, "You know what, I had no idea we were making that kind of movie. Congratulations." Years later, as the story goes, when John Huston was dying, he invited Ovidio to spend some of his final moments with him. While there, Ovidio saw a VHS copy of The Visitor on the shelf, so it would seem that he really liked the movie. As for the others, Franco Nero was around in the 70s and would pretty much show up to anything, Lance Henriksen was just starting out, and Shelley Winters—I don't know, it seems like she was paying back a favor or something.

It seems like horror films at that time, more so than today, relied heavily on kids being possessed and/or killing adults. Do you think people were more afraid of some sort of youth rebellion back then?
Killer kids, yeah. That’s a good question. There were a lot of killer kid movies, even dating back to Children of the Damned and things like that. I think in this case, with this movie, it really does just dumb down The Exorcist. That was such a monumental film in the 70s, and so many other movies emerged and used the demonic child thing. I think it was also that people were making a lot more personal horror films back then.

Did the directors all have horrible children?
Yeah, that’s possible. Now, though, horror is a culture and it's just turning over the same things to please the same small audience of people. Before it became this culture horror films were used to tell anguished stories.

If you had to explain the plot of this movie in one sentence, how would you do that?
If I'm forced to give you a long-winded pitch about the movie, my go-to one sentence is: "It stars legendary director John Huston, who plays an intergalactic warrior who battles alongside a cosmic Christ figure against an eight-year-old demonic girl and her pet hawk while the fate of the universe is hanging in the balance."

I'm sold.

Click here to buy tickets and see if The Visitor is playing near you.

Next up DraftHouse Films is resurrecting Abel Ferrara's Ms. 45. Look for it to be released in HD this December. More info here.

@Jonathan_Smth

More scary stuff:

Christians Made a Horror Film About a Haunted Box of Porn

Michael Haneke's Everyday Horror

Waste Coast – an Interview with a Vampire

31 Oct 19:44

Hot Sluts Of The Day!

by Michael K

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McDonald’s vintage Halloween McPails!

Starting around 1985, McDonald’s offered up Happy Meals in a trick or treat pail every Halloween. Even though those pails were made by newborn babies in China for 1 cent each, those greedy, evil whores at McDonald’s charged you more for them. Those pails became the IT item of Halloween back when it wasn’t shameful to buy shit from McDonald’s. I had a few of these and they looked cute and sometimes matched my outfit, but they were pretty much worthless as a trick or treat tool. I only really used them as a Crayon pail and sometimes I used them to hold my “premium” candy.  But you were setting yourself up for failure if you used this to trick or treat.

If you were going to rob a bank, you wouldn’t bring a janky, plastic bucket to hold all the money. That delicate plastic handle broke so many times. The trick or treating game can be a vicious one and you have come to prepared. My friends and I abandoned our pails early in the night and went home to get a pillow case or a trash bag. Who cares if I was dressed like up like a jailbird and my pillow case had a sunset scene on it. It was not about matching. It was about what was going to hold the most candy. It was about what was going to be down for me and keep it Halloween strong during my marathon trick-or-treating battle. A pillow case full of candy also made a good weapon. You could bop kids on the head with it to get to the front of the candy line.

So if you’re going to put on a kid’s costume and walk around on your knees to get free candy tonight, make sure to bring a pillow case. It’ll be your greatest tool.

Happy Halloween, whores!

And I just realized that today’s HSOTD should’ve been a pillow case!

Pic via Sydlexia (For Michelle)

31 Oct 01:33

BBCA DAY 29~ PINK HEART

by Amy Fashion Blog
allie

We just went walkin around are neighborhood.


REMIX OUTFIT
UA Jacket From The UA Outlet
Pink Small Bow Headband Secret Santa Gift

Hello Everyone. Today was a colder day out. So I need to wear my jacket. When Hubby and me went on are nightly walk. We just went walkin around are neighborhood. 

Today Breast Cancer Topic is Men Breast Caner. They also get breast cancer too. So lets not just think about the women. You can read an article from TIME on mens breast cancer. This article is from 2007.

HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY.
31 Oct 00:22

Emil Kozak's Terrifying Trips into Darkness

by Emil Kozak as told to Christian Storm

42°28'12.15"N 2°26'57.81"W   by Emil Kozak

Emil Kozak 's photo series, Big Black Nothing, give us the chills in the best way. Emil got these shots by wandering through an unfamiliar dark place at night—he'd go as far as he could before getting too creeped out, then snap a picture before quickly returning to safety. His photos have the same visceral thrill of a scary movie or a haunted house and remind us just how fun it is to scare the shit out of yourself. In honor of Halloween, we asked Emil to tell us the stories behind some of his spookiest photos and he kindly obliged.

46°52'37.1575''N 9°52'16.6087''E  

Around dusk, I ventured into a Swiss valley. I went deeper and deeper in, and in a matter of five minutes, a dense fog surrounded me and the lights from a couple of houses behind me slowly starting disappearing. I took this photograph as fast as I could, so I would still be able to find my way back. 

46°52'23.9826''N 9°52'38.0064''E  

This was the house that guided me back from the valley.

43°25'35.0159''N 1°36'38.3609''W 

Halfway through one of the exposures for this photograph, two heads popped up from behind the wall. It scared the living daylight out of me, and out of them as well. At least, I think it did...

38°49'56.7127''N 0°8'26.9761''E

This was such a eerie beach. Big parts of the shore was covered in cement. It was like being on a different planet. 

41°25'30.7466''N 2°6'30.2738''E  

The mountains around Barcelona are a strange place at night. You will eventually bump into either really weird people or some wild boars. On this night, I ran into a female boar with piglets. Sounds cute, but you don't want to mess with a mamma boar.

29° 9'39.53"N 13°26'22.69"W   

I went on a guided group tour in subterranean lava tunnels. I decided to venture away from the group and lurk around on my own. All of a sudden, I found myself in a large room with four chairs and a table. 

Here's some more spooky stuff for you. Buwahaha!

B. J. Slime's Moosedumps

Implausible Literary Halloween Costumes No One Will Recognize

What if the Events Depicted in "Monster Mash" Never Even Happened?

30 Oct 19:36

Pottery Barn Catalogue Descriptions Written by an Aspiring Crime Novelist by Kate Hahn

The door to the Farmhouse Armoire stands slightly ajar, revealing room for a 60-inch television and something more sinister. Look closely at the Morgan Cachepot across the room, and you will see reflected in its gentle curves the silhouette of an escaped maniac hiding inside the wardrobe. Quick thinking and a rustic iron latch will hold the madman until the police arrive. The solid pine doors can withstand the pounding fists of a captive lunatic, but not ammonia-based cleansers.

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A cheerful blaze crackles in the Outdoor Copper Fire Pit, but no one sits within the safe circle of its warmth. The oversized Harbor Adirondack Chairs hold only ghosts of past resentments. Note that the vintage-style croquet set is missing two mallets. Just beyond the frame, a long-simmering sibling rivalry is playing out with these sturdy retro game-pieces. Adirondack seat cushions, which in this case may contain DNA proof that definitively answers the paternity question, are sold separately.

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Our Newport Double Sink Console has turned legs and a white finish reminiscent of a cozy beachside cottage, but tight quarters can ignite tempers. Beside the porcelain sink, M and A’s monogrammed towels lie folded haphazardly, as if tossed down in anger. Clearly, the Carrera marble countertop, imported from Tuscany, was too painful a daily reminder for M of A’s “secret” Italian lover. PB Essential towels in 13 colors, ideal for mopping up crimes of passion, can be stored in the cozy cubby below the cabinets.

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Only the brave dare open the hinged lid of the Taka Storage Trunk (espresso only), which is large enough to contain not one but two adult bodies. Hinges should be oiled periodically.

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It is hard to see why anyone would abandon the generous Pearce Sectional Sofa, so we must assume that whomever was under that cozy throw was taken by force. More signs of abduction: reading glasses left atop a rare antique encyclopedia, a half-finished glass of wine, and a decorative conch shell that has tumbled to the floor, not to mention the wide-open French doors. Fortunately for missing-persons investigators, the Sisal Rug is a natural evidence-collector.

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The cabinets of the Logan Collection Modular Office Suite are wide open, as if someone has been interrupted in the act of rifling through them. A clue can be seen on the chalkboard: the hastily scribbled phrase, “Return Book to Matt.” Was an impatient Matt mistaken for an intruder and dealt an unintentionally fatal blow by the book borrower? The PB Grand Phone looks like a vintage rotary model, but push buttons make it easy to call 911. That is, unless the book borrower decides to cover up her crime.

29 Oct 20:45

Record Breaker

by admin

29 Oct 19:15

bell hooks on Sheryl Sandberg's "Faux Feminism"

by Emma Carmichael
by Emma Carmichael

Instead, she comes across both in her book and when performing on stages as a lovable younger sister who just wants to play on the big brother’s team. It would be more in keeping with this image to call her brand of women’s liberation faux feminism. A billionaire, one of the richest women in the world, Sandberg deflects attention from this reality. To personify it might raise critical questions. It might even have created the conditions for other women to feel threatened by her success. She solves that little problem by never speaking of money inLean In; she uses the word once.

It was never going to be too late for bell hooks to write a 4700-word critique of Sheryl Sandberg's Lean In, and The Feminist Wire just published it. (Also required reading: former Facebook employee Kate Losse in Dissent last March: "Who Wins from Leaning in?") [Feminist Wire]

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27 Oct 03:34

7 Haikus For Failed Hip Hop Clothing Lines

by Kate Gavino
by Kate Gavino

FJ560 by Fat Joe
Before Rocawear
And even before Sean John
A lone voice: Fat Joe.

Earl Simmons Signature Collection by DMX
I have one question
That plagues my mind, DMX
Oatmeal tracksuits: why?

FuMan Skeeto by Chris Kirkpatrick
Does it pain you, Chris
That JT brought sexy back
But not the goatee?

Bushi Sport by Busta Rhymes
Your contribution
To the Rugrats film soundtrack
Means this too shall pass.

Vokal by Nelly
The Apple Bottom
Did not fall far from the tree
But the band-aid did. 

LL Cool J for Sears by LL Cool J
Ladies love Cool J
Sadly ladies do not love
Bedazzled hoodies

Foreign Money by Lil Wayne
Dwayne Michael Carter
You've got enough on your plate
Shed no tears for this

 

Previously: The Outsiders: Where Are They Now?

Kate Gavino is a writer living in Brooklyn. Her work has appeared in xoJane, HelloGiggles, The Airship, and Prefix Mag, and she runs the blog Last Night's Reading. Follow her on Twitter @kategavino.

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27 Oct 01:49

Get Yer Dupa Ova Hea

by pyrit

Dupa? Wait a minute, Melissa and Sam R. will help us get to the bottom of this…

“This is Dupa, our Boston Terrier. Dupa is the Polish word for butt, which is why he is great for Tocktober! Isn’t my Dupa the cutest?! Don’t you wish your Dupa was as cute as mine?!”

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Dupa is the cutest leaf chomper Boston Terrier we’ve seen in a long time!


Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: 'Tocktober 2013, Pups
25 Oct 16:58

BBCA DAY 25~ LIVE. LOVE, HOPE

by Amy Fashion Blog
allie

Is the weather nasty...or nice? Amy's world is so confusing to me.


REMIX OUTFIT/ REDISCOVER
  Flirt Boot Cut Jeans From Old Navy-18.43
Light Pink Scarf From MIL Peggy 

Hello Everyone. Today has been a cold and nasty rainy day out. It isn't  to cold out. Which is nice. I'm glad I can wear long sleeve and still be warm. In my hair I'm wear a pink scarf that my MIL gave me last year.  Which since I got my hair cut short I don't wear a lot of hair stuff in it. Which if you have been reading my blog. You know I love headbands. For some reason I haven't felt like wearing them. 

Today outfit is also a rediscover outfit. Since I just rediscover this pant in my closet. The last time I worn them was in December 2012. Also I haven't worn these shoe since October of last year. Which they need a good cleaning. 

I have also been busy making food for a Halloween party I'm going to tomorrow. 
I hope you all have a good weekend.

Today Breast Cancer Item is Philips(In German)

HAVE A GREAT FRIDAY.
24 Oct 18:22

Tom Hardy Will Star in an Elton John Biopic

by Jesse David Fox
allie

into it


Back in May, we heard that Tom Hardy was in consideration to star in an Elton John biopic. Well, it’s happening! Entitled Rocketman, it was described as "a biographical musical fantasy that weaves together the life of Sir Elton John and his music." The film was written by War Horse scribe Lee Hall and will be directed by newbie Michael Gracey. Production will begin next fall. Until then, sing it with us: “And I think it's gonna be a long, long time / Till touchdown brings me 'round again to find / I'm not the man they think I am at home / Oh, no, no, no, I'm Gotham’s reckoning / Gotham’s reckoning, burning out his fuse down here with Batman.”

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Filed Under: elton john ,rocketman ,tom hardy ,movies ,biopicked

23 Oct 12:21

5 Things That Better Be in VH1’s TLC Movie Tonight

by Lindsey Weber

Watch out, scrubs — the TLC biopic CrazySexyCool premieres tonight on VH1. It's bound to provide, at minimum, your annual reminder to revisit VH1's previous triumph involving the hugely successful R&B band — namely, Behind the Music: TLC. But here's hoping CrazySexyCool delivers a worthy tribute to one of the all-time greatest girl groups. It shouldn't be hard, considering how fascinating the band's story is, filled with drama aplenty: bankruptcy, arson, sickness, and, sadly, the 2002 death of Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes. That last tragedy will no doubt be covered at length, but given its two-hour run-time, we worry that many other important TLC things will get left out of CrazySexyCool. If we're being real about the best moments of the TLC story, here are five that should be in there.

“Turn on Channel 5, Lisa burned the house down.”
It is a well-known fact in certain circles that the best episode of VH1’s Behind the Music is the one about TLC. It’s so good, in fact, that not only did VH1 “remaster” it for repeats, but it contains multiple memorable parts that are previously unknown even to diehard TLC fans. The first is a quote by T-Boz, from an interview seemingly erased from the Internet*, in response to Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes's accidental burning of her boyfriend’s house by setting fire to her shoes in a fiberglass tub. “Turn on Channel 5, Lisa burned the house down,” recalls T-Boz, her hand mimicking a phone call.

“Everyone, get ready to do your math.”
CrazySexyCool will likely mention (and probably fixate on) the girls’ bold claims throughout most of their career of utter brokeness. Even after they won two Grammys, the topic came up at a postshow press conference: “We are broke as broke can be,” Chilli said. But how? Well, in the second most memorable part of Behind the Music, Left Eye clears it all up.

The music video for “Waterfalls.”
“This is gonna be as big as ‘Thriller’,” said Chilli during a behind-the-scenes look at the trio’s video for “Waterfalls,” a video that attempted to portray the song’s sadness. Whether or not you believe that the video lived up to Chilli’s boast, it did sweep the 1995 VMAs, taking home Video of the Year, Best Group Video, Best R&B Video, and the Viewers' Choice Award.

Left Eye's American Sign Language in the music video for "Unpretty" and/or the theme to Nickelodeon's All That.
Why two moments here? Because these are of equal importance to me, and I'll take one or the other (or both) appearing in tonight's biopic.

Usher Raymond.
Yes, Chilli recently came out with the bombshell that Usher’s Confessions, an entire album’s worth of infidelity repentance, wasn’t actually about their relationship. Strangely timed, because TLC fans had been assuming this was the case for years without official denial. No matter, as the two were very publicly together as an R&B power couple for quite sometime, and some actor’s abs must be up to the challenge of Usher imitation.

*If anyone has a copy of this clip, please sent it my way. For historical purposes, it must be properly archived.

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Filed Under: tv ,music ,vh1 ,crazysexycool ,tlc ,biopics

22 Oct 16:24

“Girl Drink Drunk,” Kids in the Hall

by Nicole Cliffe

Previous installments of KITH Monday can be found here.

The post “Girl Drink Drunk,” Kids in the Hall appeared first on The Toast.

22 Oct 13:47

BBCA DAY 21 and 22~ Busy

by Amy Fashion Blog
allie

Pink Balls

Day 21~ Pink Pj's

Day 22~Pink Balls
Hello Everyone. First off I'm sorry I haven't had a real outfit post in the last 3 days. Life has been super busy these last couple week. That I mainly I'm wearing work out clothes all day. Due to I work out in the morning and then again in the evening. Yesterday was a busy day for me. I workout, ran a good amount of errands. That by the time it was 8pm. I had already fall asleep on the couch.

I'm hoping to be back in the swing of thing next week. Trust me even tho you aren't see my whole outfits. I have been rocking some kind of pink everyday. 

Today Breast Cancer Item is National Breast Cancer Foundation

I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY.
21 Oct 12:53

DINERS, DRIVE-INS, AND DINGUSES



DINERS, DRIVE-INS, AND DINGUSES