And it's a monk expressing his displeasure at an abbot. In the margins of a guide to moral conduct. Because of course.
    
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11 Feb 00:39
Ashley Wagner's "Bullshit" Moment Is The First Meme Of The Sochi Games
by Samer Kalaf on Deadspin, shared by jordan sargent to Gawker
It's safe to say American figure skater Ashley Wagner was expecting a better score than that. Her face—along with all pretense—dropped after seeing the judges' thoughts on her short program in ladies team competition.
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08 Feb 18:40
My local rescue has a program called Book Buddies where kids read to sheltered cats to sooth them
DarendukesNot gonna cry...
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07 Feb 20:38
Driving a car off a jump and landing on a flying cargo plane [Grand Theft Auto V]
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07 Feb 20:31
Goodbye Time Warner. This is the TOTAL Google Fiber bill for 7 years of Internet
DarendukesThis cannot happen soon enough.
07 Feb 20:29
Bank of America Sends Credit Card Offer to "Lisa Is a Slut McIntire"
by Taylor Berman
Darendukeslol
On Thursday, freelance writer Lisa McIntire's mother received a credit card offer from Bank of America sort of addressed to her daughter. There was one tiny difference, though, in the name; instead of Lisa McIntire, the letter was addressed to a "Lisa Is a Slut McIntire."
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07 Feb 20:19
Religious College Produces Epic War-Themed Anti-Pornography Video
by Gabrielle Bluestone
DarendukesWhat I learned:
Watching pornography is exactly like getting shot in World War 2.
"A lonely, confused young man gets addicted to pornography. His roommates know, but they do nothing to help him," a voice intones over somber violins at the beginning of a four-minute anti-masturbation ad from Brigham Young University-Idaho that only gets weirder as it goes.
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07 Feb 20:07
Watch Matt Damon and Friends Read Mean Tweets About Themselves
by Lacey Donohue on Defamer, shared by Sarah Hedgecock to Gawker
DarendukesI love these Kimmel segments.
As the late night world said goodbye to Jay Leno Thursday night, Jimmy Kimmel ignored the fuss and did what Jimmy Kimmel does best: get celebrities, especially Matt Damon, to make fun of themselves.
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06 Feb 21:10
Rob Ford Declares it "Bob Marley Day" in Toronto, Probably Gets High
by John Cook
"NOW THEREFORE, I, Mayor Rob Ford, on behalf of Toronto City Council, do hereby proclaim February 6, 2014 as 'Bob Marley Day' in the City of Toronto." Bumbaclot.
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06 Feb 20:58
Teen Faces Suspension for Taking Selfie With Dead Body on Field Trip
by Taylor Berman
Darendukeslol
A high school senior is facing suspension for posting a selfie she took with a dead body to Instagram.
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05 Feb 21:58
Putin Critic Finds 200-Pound Wooden Cock On Roof Of Her BMW
by Patrick George on Jalopnik, shared by Sarah Hedgecock to Gawker
BMW drivers get accused of being dicks probably more than any other group of motorists, so critics of a popular Russian satirist may have found the most BMW-appropriate form of protest ever. Russia, everybody!
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05 Feb 21:58
Kraft Reports Indefinite String-Cheese Shortage
by Kyle Chayka
Millions of packages of Polly-O and Kraft string cheese that came from a plant in upstate New York have been recalled after complaints that the cheese was discolored and spoiled too soon—enough to cause a devastating string cheese shortage all across the U.S.
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05 Feb 21:55
George Zimmerman Will Reportedly Fight DMX in March
by Taylor Berman
DarendukesThis is incredible:
"I am going to beat the living fuck out him," he (DMX) told TMZ. "I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I fuck him right up. Once I am done with him, I am going to whip my dick out and piss on him, right in his motherfucking face."
I hope DMX kills that sorry sack of shit.
If it happens, this will be a shitshow: Noted child killer George Zimmerman is reportedly set to fight America's number one wedding rapper DMX in a celebrity boxing match later this year.
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04 Feb 22:31
Marvin Gaye's Lost Passport Found in Record Bought at Garage Sale
by Taylor Berman
DarendukesThat's pretty cool.
A former Motown Museum employee made an unusual—and very valuable—discovery after he returned from the estate sale of a Detroit musician: Inside a record, which he'd purchased for just 50 cents, the man found Marvin Gaye's 1964 passport.
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04 Feb 19:29
Couple who killed each other found four months after another was shot just a few months ago
by Jarrod Allen
DarendukesWhoa. Haunted apartment.
A northwest Austin apartment becomes the scene of a strange set of circumstances, like something you'd see on CSI.
This one even has police just a little shocked. A homicide over the weekend leaves a man and a woman dead, apparently by the same gun. Sergeant Brian Miller says a downstairs neighbor at the Great Hills Apartments in the Arboretum area called 9-1-1 when she found blood dripping onto her patio, "One body was found on the porch, which would explain the blood dripping down. And the other body was actually found inside the residence. And that was the male that was found inside the residence and he was in the process of dialing 911."
Miller says that apartment, number 2634, is the same one where a man was shot, allegedly by his girlfriend, just four months ago. Charles Sanders and Remedios De Machibya were both killed in Friday night's incident.
03 Feb 21:19
Have we found the key to the mysterious Voynich Manuscript code?
by Annalee Newitz
DarendukesBecause Voynich Manuscript.
The mysterious, 15th century Voynich Manuscript is full of codes and bizarre illustrations. Most experts believe it's a hoax, a nonsense book created to fire our imaginations. But now there's new evidence that it may be written in a lost Aztec language, Nahuatl.
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03 Feb 20:35
9/11 Truther Sneaked Into Super Bowl By Telling Security He Was Late
by Barry Petchesky on Deadspin, shared by Tom Scocca to Gawker
DarendukesWow. I didn't watch the press conference, but there's a video of the incident in the article.
The most memorable quote from the Super Bowl was, unexpectedly, "Investigate 9/11. 9/11 was perpetrated by people within our own government." But how in the hell did that guy make it past so many levels of security to interrupt Malcolm Smith's press conference in the first place? Pretty easily, it turns out.
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02 Feb 02:35
What can we actually learn from the UK's first marijuana 'overdose'?
by Robert T. Gonzalez
DarendukesThat's fucking retarded.
Gemma Moss recently became the first woman in Britain "ruled to have been poisoned to death by smoking cannabis," her sudden death referred to by tabloids as "the tragic proof that cannabis can kill." But Moss's story, while undeniably sad, has told us next to nothing about the dangers of pot. At the same time, its coverage has distracted from other, more practical conversations about drug safety and research.
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02 Feb 02:33
An unbelievably gruesome epidemic is ravaging starfish populations
by Robert T. Gonzalez
DarendukesOMFG THAT IS TERRIFYING!!
A mysterious illness has claimed the lives of tens of thousands of starfish on North America's west coast, and its symptoms are horrifying. Dubbed "sea star wasting syndrome," the arms of an infected individual will twist into knots, develop lesions, and finally crawl away in opposite directions until they tear away from its body, allowing its insides to spill out.
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01 Feb 20:45
After four years. I can safely say this is still my favorite .gif
DarendukesThis is also my favorite gif ever.
It's incredible. The haunted look in his eyes. My god...
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