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03 Dec 23:39

Just Imagine the Number of Angry Nerd Letters...

Just Imagine the Number of Angry Nerd Letters...

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03 Dec 23:38

Such is the Mystery of Life

21 Nov 22:34

The Walking Dead Midseason Finale Made Daryl Cry For An Hour. AN HOUR.

by Rob Bricken
Darendukes

If Daryl dies we riot.

The Walking Dead Midseason Finale Made Daryl Cry For An Hour. AN HOUR.

Actor Norman Reedus told TV Guide that the events of The Walking Dead's midseason finale, airing on November 30th, were so emotional that he genuinely cried for an hour before he was able to shoot the episode's finale scenes. Huh. Why do I suspect that these weren't tears of happiness?

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21 Nov 22:11

Sham Journal Accepts Totally Absurd But Completely Appropriate Paper

by Robbie Gonzalez

Sham Journal Accepts Totally Absurd But Completely Appropriate Paper

The International Journal of Advanced Computer Technology, a predatory open-access journal, has accepted for publication the marvelously titled paper "Get me off Your Fucking Mailing List."

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21 Nov 22:04

This Amazing Back To The Future Event Is Worth Time-Traveling For

by Rob Bricken
Darendukes

Holy shit! That looks like so much fun!

If you don't know Secret Cinema, they're a group from the U.K. that put on movie screenings alongside a wild live-action performance (and a theme park!). Watch this incredible look at last summer's BttF event, and prepare to want to be there almost as much as you want a working hoverboard.

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21 Nov 21:18

A Dragon Age Sex Scene That's Actually Pretty Great

by Patricia Hernandez on Kotaku, shared by Lacey Donohue to Gawker
Darendukes

Whoa.

A Dragon Age Sex Scene That's Actually Pretty Great

Bioware games are known for many things, including the inclusion of romance and sex. But boy, did Bioware outdo themselves this time.

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21 Nov 20:49

Two Idiots Brave the Arctic Blast for Drug Deal That Gets Caught on TV

by Aleksander Chan

As winter's frostbitten hand bitch-slaps the east coast with flurries, two men emerge from the frozen tundra in Worcester, Ma. to make what appears to be a drug deal as a very enthusiastic reporter tells everyone: snow day!

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20 Nov 23:11

This is why some roofs are collapsing in the Buffalo area

Darendukes

Fuck that noise!

20 Nov 22:54

Matchmaking targeted in new Halo: The Master Chief Collection patch

by Jessica Conditt
Halo: The Master Chief Collection has suffered from serious matchmaking issues since its launch earlier this month - when we reviewed it, matchmaking was "barely functioning." However, today's content update aims to fix many of these issues. In a...
20 Nov 18:52

You will never be this cool.

20 Nov 18:47

Such Repost

20 Nov 18:41

Don't Stare. Do NOT stare! Oh god, I'm staring!

19 Nov 22:59

Two New Subatomic Particles Have Been Discovered At CERN

by George Dvorsky

Two New Subatomic Particles Have Been Discovered At CERN

Particle physicists working at the Large Hadron Collider have detected two new subatomic particles that were predicted to exist but never seen. The discovery of the two new baryon particles stands to deepen our understanding of the universe.

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19 Nov 22:57

Earth Knows No Joy Like Three Grannies Smoking Weed for the First Time

by Andy Cush on Drugs, shared by Lacey Donohue to Gawker
Darendukes

This is hilarious.

In Washington, anyone over the age of 21 can smoke weed to his or her heart's content without fear of arrest or persecution. Even your grandma. What a magical thing!

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19 Nov 22:46

Was going through random mode when I stumbled across this.

19 Nov 21:22

TGI Friday's Will Terrorize Holiday Diners With "Mistletoe Drones"

by Adam Weinstein on Fortress America, shared by Lacey Donohue to Gawker
Darendukes

If you are eating at TGI Friday's, you deserve to have a mini-drone flown into your head by a drunk waiter.

T.G.I. Friday's, a popular grease trap with a paid seating area for humans , has no fucking time to deal with your holiday-fueled stress and sadness. Now, give your barmate a kiss already, your pilot-rated waiter is watching.

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19 Nov 01:36

The official word on Ms. Dormer's smile.

Darendukes

Well, that explains that! (no change on how madly in love with her I am)

19 Nov 00:36

Adult Swim's New Infomercial Gives Actual Shit to Awful Startup Culture

by Andy Cush
Darendukes

LOL
"You notice that your Aunt just flushed a bunch of blood and semen? Call her. Find out what's up."

Turn on the TV late at night this week and you might come across an extended advertisement for Smart Pipe, an exciting product that takes the internet of things to its subterranean, sewage-drenched logical conclusion. Don't worry, though: no one actually wants you to share your shit on Twitter.

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18 Nov 20:22

LSD Mystery Meat Case Will Remain "Unsolved" Say Police

by Annalee Newitz

LSD Mystery Meat Case Will Remain "Unsolved" Say Police

Earlier this year, a family in Florida rushed to the hospital with bizarre symptoms. After eating broiled steak from Walmart, they had all started hallucinating and feeling sick. It turned out that their meat had been tainted with LSD. But where did it come from?

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18 Nov 19:23

Japanese Political Debate Show

18 Nov 19:18

trolling a cat

18 Nov 19:08

Life Hacks

Darendukes

The more you know...

18 Nov 19:06

Seals Are Fucking Penguins and Eating Them Because Nature Is Insane

by Adam Weinstein
Darendukes

Maybe I shouldn't have watched this...

The BBC wildlife story begins "Warning: You may find the videos in this story disturbing." The BBC is absolutely correct. Nevertheless...

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18 Nov 18:59

Snapchat Dances on Money to Unveil New Payment Feature

by Kevin Montgomery
Darendukes

I read this as, "Send me money or else I'll post that nude Snapchat you sent me onto Facebook."

Snapchat Dances on Money to Unveil New Payment Feature

Snapchat, an unprofitable company "worth" $10 billion , just unveiled a new feature called "Snapcash." It allows teen users send each other money, just like Venmo already does. Snapchat celebrated the feature by dressing actors up in suits with dollar signs and having them dance on showers of cash.

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18 Nov 18:32

Jimmy Fallon's Bono Impression Is Better Than Bono's

by Jay Hathaway
Darendukes

Damn! Fallon is really good at that!

U2 have postponed their scheduled week-long residency on the Tonight Show while they deal with the unknown person or persons trying to kill Bono , so Jimmy Fallon booked himself and The Roots to stand in for The Biggest Dad Band in the World last night.

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18 Nov 18:28

Inside the Blood Factory That Keeps Track of the World's Rare Donors

by Kelsey Campbell-Dollaghan

Inside the Blood Factory That Keeps Track of the World's Rare Donors

When most of us think of "rare blood," we think of AB-positive or O-negative. But it turns out there are far, far rarer types than that. In Filton, England, there's a lab that handles blood donations from across the UK—and identifies this super-rare blood.

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18 Nov 03:36

When you pause cartoons at the right moment..

18 Nov 03:35

Gorbachev Tried To Get George Bush To Spoil Who Killed Laura Palmer

by Meredith Woerner

Gorbachev Tried To Get George Bush To Spoil Who Killed Laura Palmer

Twin Peaks can add another fanatic to its long list of obsessed fans, one Mikhail Gorbachev. In fact, the former President of the Soviet Union was so into Twin Peaks he tried to get U.S. President George H. W. Bush to pressure David Lynch into revealing who killed Laura Palmer. Lynch declined, obviously.

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17 Nov 22:25

Holy @#$%! Underoos Are Back, Adult-Sized, And Better Than Ever!

by Rob Bricken

Holy @#$%! Underoos Are Back, Adult-Sized, And Better Than Ever!

Today is a good day. Oh, I'm sure there's plenty of terrible things going on in the world right now, but today is the day that Underoos, the incredible t-shirt-underpants-minimalist cosplay underwear returns to stores! For adults even! And with awesome characters to choose from!

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17 Nov 21:56

I work at a hotel, a guest left this when they checked out.