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20 Apr 11:04

So Many Ideas

by Reza
15 Apr 12:43

Trump halts US funding to WHO, says none of this is his fault

by Jon Brodkin
Philip.paulsson

Will he just die already?

President Trump speaks in front of a podium at the White House's Rose Garden.

Enlarge / President Donald Trump speaks during a news conference in the Rose Garden of the White House on Tuesday, April 14, 2020. (credit: Getty Images | Bloomberg)

President Donald Trump today said the United States will stop funding the World Health Organization until his administration completes a review of the group's response to the coronavirus pandemic.

"Today, I am instructing my administration to halt funding of the World Health Organization while a review is conducted to assess the World Health Organization's role in severely mismanaging and covering up the spread of the coronavirus," Trump said at a press conference today.

The US gives the WHO $400 million to $500 million per year and "has a duty to insist upon full accountability," Trump said. Trump said his administration will talk "with other countries and global health partners" about what to do with the US funding that would normally go to the WHO. The US provides about 15 percent of the WHO's budget. "Administration officials signaled the [funding] suspension would be for 60 days," according to Bloomberg, which noted that the US has "contributed $893 million to the WHO's operations during its current two-year funding cycle."

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14 Apr 12:17

Trump spreads #FireFauci hashtag on Twitter as pandemic continues

by Jon Brodkin
Philip.paulsson

We are so fucked.

Anthony Fauci speaking at a podium during a press briefing while President Trump looks on.

Enlarge / US President Donald Trump and Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, hold a press briefing with members of the White House Coronavirus Task Force on April 5, 2020, in Washington, DC. (credit: Getty Images | Sarah Silbiger)

President Donald Trump yesterday retweeted a Republican politician's call to fire Dr. Anthony Fauci from his post as director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases.

Trump's decision to spread the anti-Fauci tweet came hours after Fauci, in an interview with CNN, said it's "obvious" that the United States could have saved lives by imposing social-distancing measures in February as health experts recommended.

DeAnna Lorraine, a Republican who failed in a primary bid for House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's congressional seat in California's 12th district last month, wrote yesterday that it's "Time to #FireFauci" in a tweet criticizing Fauci for his CNN interview. Less than an hour later, Trump posted a quote-retweet of Lorraine's #FireFauci call. "Sorry Fake News, it's all on tape. I banned China long before people spoke up," Trump wrote. (Trump was referring to a travel ban.)

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14 Apr 12:13

i'm already blocking out the last two months of the year for Christmas, if we allow Valentine's unchecked expansion we may end up in a dystopia where we NEVER stop thinking about love!!

Philip.paulsson

Mmmmmm black noodles!

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April 13th, 2020: Thanks to Richard for suggesting the idea of a Black Day comic! It was a good suggestion, Richard!

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– Ryan

13 Apr 11:48

‘It Was, For, Uh, Medical Reasons,’ Says Doctor To Boris Johnson, Explaining Why They Had To Give Him Haircut

by The Onion on Politics, shared by The Onion to The Onion

LONDON—Calling the procedure “a fast, er, effective way” to treat symptoms of the Covid-19 virus, doctors at St. Thomas’ Hospital reportedly told British prime minister Boris Johnson that the haircut he’d received on Friday “was for, uh, medical reasons.” “Well, you see Prime Minister, because of your severe…

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13 Apr 11:34

Not Good Not Bad

by Reza
09 Apr 12:12

13 Tweets About Justin Trudeau Saying "Moistly' During A Press Conference

Talk moistly to me.


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08 Apr 15:12

NASA Launches Vengeance Rover To Pay Back Mars For Killing Opportunity Back In 2018

by The Onion

CAPE CANAVERAL—Calling it the first purely revenge-based mission to ever be attempted on the red planet, NASA officials announced Wednesday the successful launch of the Vengeance Rover to pay back Mars for killing Opportunity back in 2018. “This is a historic launch that will bring our administration closer to the…

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08 Apr 11:36

The next PlayStation controller is called DualSense, looks like a cool robot

by Sam Machkovech
Philip.paulsson

Reminds me of the game Portal...

  • The PlayStation 5's new gamepad is called DualSense and sports a bold two-toned design. Did Aperture Science make this? [credit: Sony / Aurich Lawson ]

While we still don't know what the PlayStation 5 console will look like (or whether it will really still hit its "holiday 2020" release window), we at least know about its controller. The PS5's gamepad, dubbed the DualSense, largely resembles previous DualShock models, but it appears to have just enough changes under the hood to merit a mostly new name.

Tuesday's surprise announcement comes courtesy of the official PlayStation Blog. The biggest technical difference comes in the form of a wholly updated "haptic feedback" suite, which we understand compares favorably to Nintendo's "HD rumble" feature in its Switch Joy-Con controllers. Sony senior VP Hideaki Nishino doesn't go into fine detail about how the DualSense's rumbling will differ from the DualShock 4 line, but finer-tuned haptic feedback can offer a greater range of rumble sensitivity and placement than most gamepads offer, at least when done right. "Stereo" rumbling feedback that carefully rumbles from one side to the other could be possible with such a system, but Sony didn't clarify.

Nishino only mentions one specific DualSense rumbling bonus compared to other gamepads: "Adaptive" rumbling feedback. Nishino offers a vague description of how pressing the PS5's "L2" and "R2" triggers will let players "truly feel the tension of your actions, like when drawing a bow to shoot an arrow."

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08 Apr 11:34

Uh, Thanks?: Sony Has Announced That PlayStation Plus Subscribers Can Download The Movie ‘Spanglish’ For Free During The Month Of April

by The Onion on OGN, shared by The Onion to The Onion

Well, PS Plus subscribers, it turns out we have some potentially good news. As many gamers remain shut-in during the COVID-19 pandemic, Sony just announced its lineup for April, and it turns out people using their subscription service will be given the chance to download the 2004 romantic comedy Spanglish for free for…

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02 Apr 12:21

Rikers Inmates Punished After Guards Catch Them Trying To Make Bootleg Coronavirus Vaccine

by The Onion

NEW YORK—On the heels of a report that New York’s jails have an infection rate eight times higher than that of the city at large, sources confirmed Wednesday that officers on Rikers Island have punished numerous inmates for attempting to produce bootleg coronavirus vaccines. “We recently sent multiple convicts to…

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02 Apr 10:56

No joke: Rick and Morty has a new trailer; second half of S4 will air May 3

by Jennifer Ouellette
Philip.paulsson

Woohoo!

The last five episodes of Rick and Morty S4 will air a bit earlier than fans expected.

Just a few days after dropping a special samurai-themed Rick and Morty episode, "Samurai and Shogun," Adult Swim has given us the trailer for the hotly anticipated second half of the popular animated series, along with a release date: May 3. That should delight hardcore fans, who had feared the release of the special episode meant a longer wait for the regular series' return.

(A few mild spoilers for prior seasons below.)

The first five episodes of S4 aired last November and December, and they featured Rick and Morty harvesting "death crystals" that predict various outcomes for one's demise; teaming up with Mr. Poopybutthole and "Elon Tusk" for a heist; freeing horny dragons from the Wizard who enslaved them; and battling time-traveling alien snakes, among other adventures. As always, pop-culture references abounded, riffing on the films Edge of Tomorrow, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Akira, Battlestar Galactica, and Terminator, for instance.

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01 Apr 13:00

This Quiz Will Reveal What Your "Tiger King" Name Would Be

Philip.paulsson

This show is bananas. I got "Buck Humphrey".

Not Joe or Carole!


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01 Apr 11:25

Jedi Academy dev promises to fix mistake that let PC gamers slaughter console players

by Samuel Axon
Philip.paulsson

I thought this was the Onion at first...

One video game character kills another with a lightsaber.

Enlarge / A single-player screenshot from the Switch version of Jedi Academy. (credit: Nintendo)

Just last week, the LucasArts-era PC cult classic Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy was ported to PlayStation 4 and Switch. Apart from some iffy menus, it's largely a decent port with a good control scheme, high-resolution graphics, decent framerates, and all the content present. It even has multiplayer!

But that last point has become something of a problem, as veteran PC players have found a way to enter console lobbies, and they're crushing the newer Switch and PS4 players.

It's made possible by the fact that the console ports' multiplayer servers appear to work the same way as their PC counterparts have for almost two decades, and the IP address for each server is exposed to the user. PC players can use that IP address in the Windows version of the game and join a Switch match. Forums like ResetEra have console players complaining that PC players are trolling them and that the invaders have an unfair advantage.

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01 Apr 02:28

Trump Delays Easter To July 15 To Keep Promise On Coronavirus

by The Onion on Politics, shared by The Onion to The Onion
31 Mar 11:27

Turtle Sunset

by Reza
30 Mar 11:25

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Strata

by tech@thehiveworks.com


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

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I'm suddenly terribly afraid that this is actually a me-specific behavior and I've just outed myself.


Today's News:
27 Mar 14:06

Jigsaw Puzzle Missing Like 999 Pieces

by The Onion on Local, shared by The Onion to The Onion
25 Mar 12:13

Don’t Know Much

by Reza
13 Mar 19:48

‘I Have Coronavirus And I Am Dead’ Says Trump Furthering Confusion Over COVID-19

by OnionNews on Politics, shared by OnionNews to The Onion
Philip.paulsson

LOL, if only...

13 Mar 15:17

Orioles Suggest That MLB Maybe Consider Canceling Entire Season Just To Be Totally Safe

by OnionNews on Sports, shared by OnionNews to The Onion

BALTIMORE—Insisting that this was an abundance of caution around the coronavirus and absolutely nothing else, the players and staff of the Baltimore Orioles suggested to the MLB Friday that they should consider just canceling the entire season to be safe. “We just think that given the risk there is really no reason…

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13 Mar 14:35

50 Extremely Funny Pictures That Will Take Your Mind Off Everything For Like Two Minutes

Philip.paulsson

LOL these are great

Who needs a break?


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12 Mar 19:34

AT&T CEO pay rose to $32 million in 2019 while he cut 20,000 jobs

by Jon Brodkin
Philip.paulsson

A little disingenuous to say he got a "raise" since it was based on performance of stocks he already owns, but I guess "yay capitalism!"? Ugh.

AT&T CEO Randall Stephenson gesturing with his hand and speaking at a conference.

Enlarge / AT&T CEO Randall Stephenson speaks at the Council on Foreign Relations on September 18, 2019 in Washington, DC. (credit: Getty Images | Win McNamee )

AT&T CEO Randall Stephenson's total compensation was more than $32 million in 2019, giving him a 10 percent raise while he slashed tens of thousands of jobs and reduced spending on network upgrades. Stephenson's total compensation was $28.72 million in 2017, $29.12 million in 2018, and $32.03 million in 2019, an AT&T filing to the Securities and Exchange Commission said. His pay raise was driven by stock performance.

Stephenson's base salary was $1.8 million in all three years, but his stock awards jumped from $17.07 million to $19.80 million from 2018 to 2019. The other portions of his compensation remained roughly the same.

While Stephenson's pay rose, AT&T eliminated 7.6 percent of its workforce in 2019. AT&T had 247,800 employees at the end of 2019, down from 268,220 one year earlier. AT&T also slashed capital expenditures by more than $1.6 billion in 2019 and projects a capital-investment cut of more than $3 billion in 2020. The cuts to jobs and network spending came despite AT&T claiming that a corporate tax cut and repeal of net neutrality rules would cause broadband investment to rise. Some of these cuts came from the company's wireline division after AT&T finished a fiber buildout.

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12 Mar 14:54

Falcon 9 Boostback

Philip.paulsson

That is cool af!

Falcon 9 Boostback Short star trails appear in this single 84 second long exposure, taken on March 6 from a rotating planet. The remarkable scene also captures the flight of a Falcon 9 rocket and Dragon cargo spacecraft over Cape Canaveral Air Force Station shortly after launch, on a resupply mission bound for the International Space Station. Beginning its return to a landing zone about 9 kilometers from the launch site, the Falcon 9 first stage boostback burn arcs toward the top of the frame. The second stage continues toward low Earth orbit though, its own fiery arc traced below the first stage boostback burn from the camera's perspective, along with expanding exhaust plumes from the two stages. This Dragon spacecraft was a veteran of two previous resupply missions. Successfully returning to the landing zone, this Falcon 9 first stage had flown before too. Its second landing marked the 50th landing of a SpaceX orbital class rocket booster.
10 Mar 09:00

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Flirting With 67-Year-Old Intern Again

by The Onion on Politics, shared by The Onion to The Onion

WASHINGTON—Saying she continually walks by his office while loosening the frilly beaded collar she wears over her judicial robes, sources confirmed Thursday that Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has been flirting with the Supreme Court’s 67-year-old intern again. “She’s completely shameless—every time there’s a…

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05 Mar 12:36

Self-Isolate

Turns out I've been "practicing social distancing" for years without even realizing it was a thing!
04 Mar 19:46

Man Loses Control Of Stretch

by The Onion on Local, shared by The Onion to The Onion
02 Mar 14:26

Trump Claims Responsibility For Longest Black History Month In 4 Years

by The Onion on Politics, shared by The Onion to The Onion
02 Mar 13:50

Judge says Instacart likely misclassified California workers

by Jon Fingas
Philip.paulsson

I went to Whole Foods the other day for the first time in a loooong time. Half of the people in there (and it was PACKED) were shopping for Amazon customers. It was so weird to see everyone wearing the same shirt.

California's recently enacted AB5 was aimed at improving working conditions at gig economy companies like Instacart, and it appears to be one of the first firms in the crosshairs. A San Diego county judge has granted a preliminary injunction barring...
26 Feb 12:46

Hot Pocket Heir Michelle Janavs Was Sentenced To 5 Months In Prison In The College Admissions Scandal

Philip.paulsson

LOL @ "Hot Pocket Heir"

Janavs pleaded guilty in October to paying $300,000 in bribes to help her two daughters cheat on college entrance exams.


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