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Soy milk, almond milk, oat milk. Spider milk?
Philip.paulssonCan you milk a spider, Greg??

Enlarge / The spider in question, without its young. (credit: Wikimedia Commons)
Milk comes from mammals. It’s kind of a distinctly mammalian thing. Even our government knows that. And yet, Chinese scientists have documented jumping spiders that provide their young with droplets of a nutrient-rich fluid from a furrow on the mother’s body. It is the sole nourishment for the spiderlings until they start foraging, and even then they still drink it until they get slightly more mature. Results are reported in Science.
Cockroaches and doves also provide their young with a substance described as “milk,” because it comes from their bodies and provides the exclusive source of sustenance to the young. Cockroach moms deposit this substance into the brood sac where their embryos are developing.
Dove parents—mothers and fathers both—generate crop milk and feed it to the baby birds for their first few days of life, until the babies can digest real food. Crop milk consists of nutrient-filled cells sloughed off in flakes from the inside of the parent birds’ crops, which are under their necks.
Trump Boys Swallow Luggage Keys In Case They Get Locked Up In Jail And Need To Escape
Philip.paulssonLOL

WASHINGTON—After procuring a tall glass of chocolate milk to expedite the process, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. reportedly swallowed two sets of luggage keys Wednesday in case they went to jail in the near future and needed to escape. “After the keys, we need to gulp down these maps I drew so we can find our way…
Take It From Someone Who Lives In Seattle: Amazon Won’t Help New York
Philip.paulssonLol that's cute Seattle... your population is 1/10th the size of NYC. Amazon employing 55,000 here (the forecast for how many employees they'll have in Seattle by 2020) is a tiny blip on the radar here. Thanks for your concern tho!
Homelessness, traffic, and average rents have skyrocketed. But hey, at least we have some nice restaurants.

Amazon’s ‘The Grand Tour’ returns for a third season January 18th
Philip.paulssonNice.
The Egregious Lie Americans Tell Themselves
Philip.paulssonUgh... so while I found the recent elections gave some glimmer of hope, this article makes me realize that no, not really. The USA is fundamentally broken. And I'm not sure it's fixable.
In September 2016, the Liberty Bridge in Pittsburgh caught on fire. Originally built in 1928 and last renovated in 1982, the bridge carries more than 50,000 vehicles a day and serves as a main commuter link between the city’s central business district and its populous southern suburbs. Long in a state of questionable repair, it had been an object of particular concern after the spectacular and deadly collapse of the Interstate 35W bridge in Minneapolis in 2007. Pennsylvania had—and still has—one of the highest percentages of “structurally deficient” bridges in the nation, and the prospect of a failure of the Liberty Bridge, whose main span is nearly 45 feet above the Monongahela River, was terrifying to contemplate.
Nevertheless, it took six years after the I-35W disaster for Pennsylvania’s perennially Republican state legislature to pass a transportation spending bill to free up repair funds. In the interim, increasingly drastic weight restrictions had been imposed in order to prevent, or at least mitigate against, a Liberty Bridge failure or collapse.
Even after legislative approval, funding delays pushed the start of the project to 2015, and it was expected to last 30 months. The blaze that engulfed the bridge burned so hot it buckled one of the main support beams, and an investigation determined that the contractor had failed to follow proper fire safety protocols. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration fined it several thousand dollars. It faced a more substantial penalty of $3 million from the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation, but then the PennDOT decided to simply waive the fine.
There’s a verbal tic particular to a certain kind of response to a certain kind of story about the thinness and desperation of American society; about the person who died of preventable illness or the Kickstarter campaign to help another who can’t afford cancer treatment even with “good” insurance; about the plight of the homeless or the lack of resources for the rural poor; about underpaid teachers spending thousands of dollars of their own money for the most basic classroom supplies; about train derailments, the ruination of the New York subway system and the decrepit states of our airports and ports of entry.
“I can’t believe in the richest country in the world. …”
This is the expression of incredulity and dismay that precedes some story about the fundamental impoverishment of American life, the fact that the lived, built geography of existence here is so frequently wanting, that the most basic social amenities are at once grossly overpriced and terribly underwhelming, that normal people (most especially the poor and working class) must navigate labyrinths of bureaucracy for the simplest public services, about our extraordinary social and political paralysis in the face of problems whose solutions seem to any reasonable person self-evident and relatively straightforward.
It is true that, as measured by GDP, or by the size of the credit and equity markets, or even just by the gaudy presence of our Googles, Amazons and Apples, the United States is the greatest machine for the production of money in the modern history of the world.
But this wealth is largely an abstraction, a trick of the broad and largely meaningless aggregations of numbers that makes up most of what the business pages call “economics.” The American commonwealth is shockingly impoverished. Ask anyone who’s compared the nine-plus-hour train ride from Pittsburgh to New York with the barely two-hour journey from Paris to Bordeaux, an equidistant journey, or who’s watched the orderly, accurate exit polls from a German election and compared them with the fizzling, overheating voting machines in Florida.
Now, it is true that bridges collapse in Europe, too, although this past summer’s tragedy was in Italy, whose famously ungovernable corruption may be the closest continental analogue to our own United States. American liberals and leftists tend to over-valorize the Western European model, but there is no doubt that the wealthy countries at the core of the EU have far more successfully mitigated the most extreme social inequalities and built systems for health and transportation that far outstrip anything in the U.S. Even in their poor urban suburbs or, say, the disinvested industrial north of France, you will find nothing like the squalor that we still permit—that we accept as ordinary—in the USA. Meanwhile, in our ever-declining adversary-of-convenience, the Moscow subway runs on time.
The social wealth of a society is better measured by the quality of its common lived environment than by a consolidated statistical approximation like GDP, or even an attempt at weighted comparisons like so-called purchasing power parity. There is a reason why our great American cities, for all of our supposed wealth, often feel and look so shabby. The money goes elsewhere. Seville, a pretty, modest city of less than a million people in the south of Spain, built 80 kilometers of bike lanes for $40 million in less than two years, and eliminated a lot of ugly, on-street parking in the process. Imagine a commensurate effort in New York City, a far wealthier place on paper. Well, its supposedly liberal mayor is going to give Amazon $1.5 billion in tax breaks instead.
To be fair, New York City and state, mired in graft and corruption, cannot build a single mile of subway for less than $2 billion.
Elsewhere, the con artists running America’s military-industrial complex are worried that the hundreds of billions we sink every year into planes that cannot fly in the rain and ships that cannot steer have left the United States virtually unable to win any wars. The United States spends perhaps a trillion dollars every year on its military and wars.
Poverty—both individual and social—is a policy, not an accident, and not some kind of natural law. These are deliberate choices about the allocation of resources. They are eminently undoable by modest exercises of political power, although if the state- and city-level Democratic leaders of New York and northern Virginia are the national mold, then our nominally left-wing party is utterly, hopelessly beholden to the upward transfer of social wealth to an extremely narrow cadre of already extremely rich men and women.
I voted last week, an exercise that now feels like mouthing polite prayers at someone else’s church. The line snaked out the door of the tiny, hot basement room and into the cold rain. There were only three voting machines. One was broken, and one seemed to be working only intermittently. A young woman with a baby in a stroller was in line in front of me. After we’d waited for 10 minutes without moving, she looked at me and rolled her eyes. “Can you believe this is how we do this?” she said. “In 2018.”
I smiled. I shrugged. I waved at her cute kid. I did not say, “Yes. I can believe it.”
Phobos: Doomed Moon of Mars
Philip.paulssonI did not know phobos was on a collision course with Mars. Neat!
Phobos: Doomed Moon of Mars
This moon is doomed.
Mars,
the red planet named for the
Roman god of war, has two tiny moons,
Phobos and
Deimos, whose
names are derived from the Greek for Fear and
Panic.
The origin of the Martian moons is unknown, though, with a leading
hypothesis holding that they are captured
asteroids.
The larger moon, at 25-kilometers across, is Phobos,
and is indeed seen to be a cratered, asteroid-like object in this
false-colored image mosaic taken by the robotic
Viking 1 mission in 1978.
A recent analysis of the unusual long grooves seen on
Phobos indicates that they may result from
boulders rolling away from the giant impact that created the crater on the upper left:
Stickney Crater.
Phobos
orbits so close to Mars - about 5,800 kilometers above the surface compared to 400,000 kilometers
for our Moon - that gravitational
tidal forces
are dragging it down.
The ultimate result will be for
Phobos to break up in orbit and then crash down
onto the Martian surface in about 50 million years.
Well before that -- tomorrow, in fact, if everything
goes according to plan -- NASA's robotic
InSight lander will touch down on Mars
and begin investigating its internal structure.
Fox News Isn't A Normal Media Company. We Have To Stop Treating It Like One.
Philip.paulssonAmen, brother.
Liberals have spent decades complaining about, mocking, and fact-checking Fox News. Instead, we should remove it from polite society.

Stormy Daniels' Attorney Michael Avenatti Has Been Arrested On Suspicion Of Domestic Violence
Philip.paulssonArresting political opponents? Uh oh, things are starting to look pretty bad... you guys have any extra bedrooms in Singapore?
Avenatti, a fixture on cable news and a frequent Trump critic, was in Los Angeles police custody as of Wednesday afternoon. In a statement, he said, "I have never been physically abusive in my life."

What's coming to Netflix in December: 'Mowgli,' 'Roma' and Springsteen
Philip.paulssonThe heck is wrong with that bear's face??
17 Times Tumblr Users Asked The REAL Questions
Philip.paulssonOMG #9 LOL
Also, I thought it said what happens if you pet a werewolf on the moon...
Google's Pixel 3 Black Friday deals prove it's better to wait
Philip.paulssonFrom another article: "The Pixel 3's software is clearly a bit rough around the edges, so you might want to wait a little while if you haven't already committed to buying the Android Pie flagship."
Yeah, I'm kinda regretting the upgrade. The 2XL was working fine, this one seems buggy as hell in comparison.
Takes amazing photos, at least.
Mitch McConnell Just Blocked A Bipartisan Bill To Protect Robert Mueller
Philip.paulssonFucking turtle.
Sen. Jeff Flake vowed not to vote for any more of President Trump's judicial nominees until the Senate votes to protect Mueller, putting pressure on McConnell to change his mind.

Report: Underfunded Public Schools Lacking Basic Support Systems Leave Students Perfectly Prepared For Rest Of Life
Philip.paulssonLOL, a little too spot on, TheOnion...

WASHINGTON—A report released Thursday by the U.S. Department of Education revealed that underfunded American public schools, most of which lack even the most basic support systems, were producing students who were perfectly prepared for the remainder of their dismal public and professional lives. “We found daily…
When A Blogger Died From Silicone Genital Injections, His Fans Blamed His Partner
Philip.paulssonI don't even understand why one would inject silicone into their testicles, let alone how it would kill you??
Tank Hafertepen and his dom boyfriend, Dylan, ran a popular blog about their relationship, but after Tank’s death from testicular silicone injections, their fans said Dylan was responsible.
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Home Built Back To The Future II Time Traveling DeLorean Hovercraft For Sale
Philip.paulssonOk that's pretty flippin' sweet.
This is the eBay auction for a custom built hovercraft that looks like the time traveling DeLorean from Back To The Future II. It's not actually any part DeLorean though, it was just fabricated to look like one. What do you get for your $45,000 or best offer? Let me copy/paste that for you while I quote all my favorite lines from the movie and make my cubicle-mate wish he hadn't forgotten his headphones at home:
"This is a hand-made hovercraft that was built between 2008 and 2012 and continuously improved upon since then. I have recently remodeled and upgraded much of it and it is now in the best shape of its life. The thrust engine is about 5 years old and has about 40 hours on it. The lift engine is new and has about 10 hours on it. I spent the last 4 months working full-time to get it in great condition for you! New paint job, new rudders, new wiring, new switches, new led lights, etc."
What you get:Hand-built Hovercraft sculpted to look exactly like a Delorean. This is a functional work of art, it is not a Delorean bolted onto a hovercraft. There's only one in the world!
Custom flatbed tilting trailer built specifically for this hovercraft
Miscellaneous spare parts and supplies including spare engine parts, fans and propellers, nuts and bolts.
Free phone consultations with me for any technical questions you might have.
The Hovercraft is based on the blueprints for the Universal Hovercraft UH-13PT
McFly, you bojo! Those boards don't work on water. Unless you've got POWER. Hahahaha, man -- I thought Greg was gonna try to fight me there for a minute. "Who's Greg?" My cubicle-mate. Say hi, Greg! Haha, now put down the letter opener, Greg. Greg -- calm down! "There isn't really a Greg, is there, GW?" No...there isn't even a cubicle if I'm being completely honest. I work from a pile of phone books in a utility closet in my mind. "Whoa." Deep, right? "Like a kiddy pool." Where?! You wait here, I'll go get my water wings.
Keep going for a handful more shots and a five minute video of the hovercraft in action.





Thanks to Douglas D, who agrees roads? Where we're going we don't need roads. Is it the moon?! Because I hope it's the moon.
Speakeasy Patrons Apparently Unaware It Legal To Go To Regular Bars Again
Philip.paulssonLOL

DENVER—Seemingly oblivious to the fact that Prohibition had ended roughly 85 years ago, a group of patrons attending a speakeasy Friday were apparently unaware that it is legal to go to regular bars again. “I guess they still haven’t realized that they don’t need to sneak around to buy alcohol, or go to a place with a…
25 Pictures That Are So Damn Dumb But So Damn Funny
Philip.paulssonLOL these are good.
These Two Cats Have Been Trying To Sneak Into A Museum For Years, And It’s Honestly Inspiring As H*ck
Philip.paulssonHilarious
call your political representatives, it's time you had the talk, give your reasons, say it's not their fault
Philip.paulssonLOL
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Action-packed ‘Alita: Battle Angel’ trailer shows off some combat
Philip.paulssonSo creepy.
Surgeon General Confirms A Bit Of Blow Here And There Won’t Kill Ya
Philip.paulssonLOL

WASHINGTON—In a statement marking a reversal of opinion on a previously maligned narcotic stimulant, United States surgeon general Dr. Jerome Adams confirmed Tuesday that occasionally indulging in a bit of blow here and there would not, in fact, kill you. “While it should go without saying that the surgeon general’s…
to be fair, the simant theme DOES truly kick
Philip.paulssonSimAnt! Commander Keen! Haven't thought about those games in a looong time...
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Satanists are suing Netflix over ‘The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina’
Philip.paulssonThis is hilarious.
David Attenborough is narrating Netflix nature series 'Our Planet'
Philip.paulssonAnything he narrates is a must watch.
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
Philip.paulssonI wonder how many times they've printed this headline now...

THOUSAND OAKS, CA—In the hours following a violent rampage in California in which a lone attacker killed 12 individuals, including a police officer, and seriously injured at least 12 others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Thursday that there…
The best weapon in 'Just Cause 4' is Mother Nature
Philip.paulssonOh man, I love these games... can't wait!






