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11 Jan 01:23

A Man With Two Penises Did A Highly Enlightening Q&A On Reddit

“DoubleDickDude” was born with two penises thanks to a congenital abnormality. Redditors were invited to ask him anything . And they certainly did. Here are a few of the things we learned. WARNING: A lot of NSFW language.

He loves having two penises. You can see them here (NSFW, obviously).

He loves having two penises. You can see them here (NSFW, obviously).

Yes, he has a favourite.

Yes, he has a favourite.

He has to pee out of both at the same time, has had a "quadruple stream" when aroused, but has never crossed them.

He has to pee out of both at the same time, has had a "quadruple stream" when aroused, but has never crossed them.

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All of which can make using public toilets a challenge.

All of which can make using public toilets a challenge.


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11 Jan 01:21

19 Problems Only People Who Don't Eat Cheese Will Understand

Philip.paulsson

Dude! Don't tell people you don't like cheese. Because that is just crazy. Tell them you are lactose intolerant or something. Come on.

No, I don’t eat cheese. Yes, that includes pizza.

Hi. My name's Robin, and I hate cheese. Here's why.

Hi. My name's Robin, and I hate cheese. Here's why.

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For a start, cheese is EVERYWHERE. Like in your burgers.

For a start, cheese is EVERYWHERE. Like in your burgers.

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And your sandwiches.

And your sandwiches.

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Some fool even decided to put it in your cake.

Some fool even decided to put it in your cake.

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11 Jan 01:20

Girlfriend Overdoses On Lotion

PURCHASE, NY—Area girlfriend Caroline Nagler remains in stable condition at White Plains Hospital today, resting in a medically induced coma after suffering an apparent overdose of scented lotion, sources confirm. 
    






11 Jan 01:19

This Little Kid Listening To "Wrecking Ball" Is All Of Us Listening To "Wrecking Ball"

Philip.paulsson

This mother/father should lose their driver's license.

This kid, oh my god, this kid.

This kid totally gets it.

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11 Jan 01:18

Alexander Skarsgård Naked On A Toilet In The Freezing Tundra

Oh lordy lord lord.

This is how Alexander Skarsgård poops when he's in the South Pole and it's -30C.

This is how Alexander Skarsgård poops when he's in the South Pole and it's -30C.

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Naked.

Naked.

Like this.

Like this.

Unf.

Unf.


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11 Jan 01:17

10 Weird Facts That Will Make You Question Everything

Philip.paulsson

One of the facts is "Cats can't taste sweet things". No wonder they are so surly!

Knowing is half the battle.

11 Jan 01:13

London Is Now The Most Expensive City In The World

Philip.paulsson

3 of the top 6 are in Switzerland, wow.

It’s more costly than Paris, Sydney, and New York.

London has topped a study of city prices by cost of living experts Expatistan.

London has topped a study of city prices by cost of living experts Expatistan.

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One of the major reasons is the cost of petrol: more than double the price of New York.

One of the major reasons is the cost of petrol: more than double the price of New York.

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But the cost of rent certainly doesn't help either.

But the cost of rent certainly doesn't help either.

Alan White / Buzzfeed / Flickr: ell-r-brown

Smaller items like coffees are also slightly more expensive than most cities.

Smaller items like coffees are also slightly more expensive than most cities.

Alan White / Buzzfeed / Flickr: dominicspics


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11 Jan 01:11

The Great Xbox One Voice Command Trolling Epidemic Has Begun

A gamer named himself “Xbox Sign Out” in multiplayer Call of Duty ; chaos ensued.

10 Jan 21:23

The 18 Greatest Celebrity Pixie Cuts Of The Past Decade

Philip.paulsson

1, 3, 14, and 15. The rest are not good. Especially 17. Yikes.

Everyone needs to do this at least once!

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10 Jan 19:08

Microsoft's Xbox head isn't worried about Steam Machines and Oculus Rift; he's excited

by Ben Gilbert
Philip.paulsson

Didn't read the article, but man, it looks like MS picked a great Xbox head!

Two of the biggest stories at CES 2014 involve gaming, and neither involves the big three entrenched console makers (Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo). Oculus VR's latest prototype, dubbed "Crystal Cove," and Valve's Steam Machines initiative are ...
10 Jan 19:02

This Guy's Plane Crash Selfie Is Incredible And Also Super Terrifying

Philip.paulsson

Crazy footage!!

Don’t worry, he’s OK!

Last month, Ferdinand Puentes was riding in a Makani Kai Air Cessna off the coast of Hawaii when the engine quit. When they hit the water, the passengers escaped from the plane and Puentes took out his GoPro camera.

Last month, Ferdinand Puentes was riding in a Makani Kai Air Cessna off the coast of Hawaii when the engine quit. When they hit the water, the passengers escaped from the plane and Puentes took out his GoPro camera.

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Puentes told local reporters that he was terrified through the whole ordeal. He stayed afloat on an extra seat cushion.

Puentes told local reporters that he was terrified through the whole ordeal. He stayed afloat on an extra seat cushion.

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Puentes also managed to grab incredible footage of the whole crash.

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10 Jan 17:18

Pee-Wee Hockey Player Wishes Dad Cared Enough To Fight At Games

BISMARCK, ND—Nine-year-old pee-wee hockey player Connor Griffin confirmed Thursday that he wishes his dad cared enough about him and his Falcons teammates to curse, threaten, or even physically assault other parents during games.
    






10 Jan 12:42

Google update paves the way for more multiplayer games in the Play Store

by Timothy J. Seppala
Philip.paulsson

Ooooh fun!

Google's latest update to Play Services should keep its mobile OS developers busy for a bit, particularly if they're making games. Android's SDK now has asynchronous multiplayer baked in, the kind of turn-based system that makes playing Words With ...
09 Jan 20:52

26 Hilarious French Translations Of Hollywood Movie Titles

Philip.paulsson

Some of these are pretty good.

The Hangover = Very Bad Trip .


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09 Jan 20:45

The 27 Greatest Things That Could Ever Happen To A New Yorker

Philip.paulsson

So #8 has me conflicted:
On the one hand: HAH! *I* get out at 4pm, suckas! Happy hour for me anyday!!

On the other hand: I am the only person I know who gets out then, so it's Happy hour only for me. And I've been told I shouldn't drink alone.

A seat on the 6? *faints*

The subway you have to transfer to is chilling out across the platform when you get there.

The subway you have to transfer to is chilling out across the platform when you get there.

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You go to Duane Reade and they inform you your $5 coupon is ready.

You go to Duane Reade and they inform you your $5 coupon is ready.

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Your neighbor lets the UPS man in, so you don't have to get one of these:

Your neighbor lets the UPS man in, so you don't have to get one of these:

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You meet a cute person and they're actually "geographically desirable."

You meet a cute person and they're actually "geographically desirable."

I.e., he or she lives in your neighborhood or an adjacent one. SCORE.

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09 Jan 19:24

This Chinese Millionaire Has The Most Ridiculous Business Card

Philip.paulsson

Haha! "China's foremost Environmental Preservation Demolition Expert" What does that even mean?! He demolishes things that preserve the environment?

Also, I need to make a business card like that for myself.

The USA's Foremost Canadian-born Swedish Finance Demolitionist

One of the wealthiest CEOs of China doesn’t quite live up to his job descriptions.

This is Guangbiao Chen, Chinese tycoon and philanthropist who most recently attempted (unsuccessfully) to buy The New York Times.

This is Guangbiao Chen, Chinese tycoon and philanthropist who most recently attempted ( unsuccessfully ) to buy The New York Times.

Carlos Barria / Reuters

And this is the English business card he hands out to foreign clients and correspondents. It details his illustrious titles and accomplishments.

And this is the English business card he hands out to foreign clients and correspondents. It details his illustrious titles and accomplishments.

Business Insider reporter Adam Taylor shared this incredible card after he personally received one from Chen.

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This is not the first time the wealthy philanthropist has been modest or quiet about his accomplishments.

This is not the first time the wealthy philanthropist has been modest or quiet about his accomplishments.

Chen has proudly tooted the title of "China's best philanthropist' in the past and says he totally deserves it.

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Nor is it the first time his antics made headlines.

Nor is it the first time his antics made headlines.

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09 Jan 14:58

11 Highly Accurate Comics About Smartphones

Philip.paulsson

Just sharing for the first one. Poop.

You’re reading this from the bathroom.

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08 Jan 18:25

Canada's Former Defense Minister Has Confirmed That Aliens Exist

Philip.paulsson

Oh, Canada.

Paul Hellyer goes on television to confirm that not only do they exist: they walk among us.

The former minister went on Russia Today’s show SophieCo to talk about extraterrestrials. It was a very long interview, but here are the highlights.

The former minister went on Russia Today’s show SophieCo to talk about extraterrestrials. It was a very long interview, but here are the highlights.

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He revealed what "various sources" have been telling him.

He revealed what "various sources" have been telling him.

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This was the host's expression.

This was the host's expression.

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He then told us four of them have been visiting earth for thousands of years.

He then told us four of them have been visiting earth for thousands of years.

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08 Jan 18:20

Beijing Air Solidifies

Beijing Air Solidifies
    






08 Jan 14:07

Amazing Bird Creates Powerful Dog Art You Need To See Right Now

Philip.paulsson

Wow.

Such poop.

Astounding.

BEHOLD!

BEHOLD!

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08 Jan 13:10

Project Christine offers a glimpse of Razer's insane future through modular computing

by Ben Gilbert
Philip.paulsson

Woah, cool.

I guess I should take back my "embarrassed by a mouse" comment though?

Razer's Project Fiona was all the talk of CES 2012 -- it married console-like controls with tablet form factor, and packed in real computing power to boot. At the time, CEO Min-Liang Tan was cagey about its retail availability; heck, it didn't even ...
08 Jan 13:02

Mad Catz' Tournament Edition Rat is lighter, faster and brighter

by Sean Buckley
Philip.paulsson

So I have something that is labelled a "Thrustmaster" for my PC on my desk at home, and even *I* would be embarrassed to have this mouse.

If you didn't have enough transforming mice in your cursor collection, Mad Catz has one more for you: the Rat TE (Tournament Edition). It's the latest in the company's line of formerly Cyborg-branded mousing products and is designed specifically, as ...
08 Jan 12:58

Please enjoy this video of dancing drones

by Brian Heater
Philip.paulsson

That was kinda cool. I like how the drones "watched" the other ones dance down the middle of the group.

Listen, it's CES. We're tired, you're tired, and yet there's no end to the madness in sight. So, please, take a minute and enjoy this video from the gentleman who brought you that really amazing video of drones playing the James Bond theme. And don't ...
08 Jan 12:55

Photos

I hate when people take photos of their meal instead of eating it, because there's nothing I love more than the sound of other people chewing.
07 Jan 15:02

A Polar BEAR Vortex

Philip.paulsson

Awwwwww so cute!

Fixed that for you.

This is the REAL Polar Vortex, y'all:

This is the REAL Polar Vortex, y'all:

Mathieu Belanger / Reuters

Mathieu Belanger / Reuters / Via Summer Anne Burton

Mathieu Belanger / Reuters / Via Summer Anne Burton

Mathieu Belanger / Reuters / Via Summer Anne Burton


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07 Jan 14:42

A Whole Bunch Of People Threw Boiling Water In The Air To Watch It Freeze And Burned Themselves

Philip.paulsson

Hahah idjits.

Yeah, don’t do this.

With something called a "polar vortex" bearing down on the U.S. and plunging much of the country into the lowest temperatures in 20 years, people have gotten creative in how they experience it.

With something called a "polar vortex" bearing down on the U.S. and plunging much of the country into the lowest temperatures in 20 years, people have gotten creative in how they experience it.

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06 Jan 18:55

FMLPLZ says FML

by FMLPLZ

Today, when I am asked to do something and I don't do it immediately, my mother threatens to "twerk" in front of my friends. FML

06 Jan 18:54

15 Helpful Charts Every New Yorker Needs

Philip.paulsson

Sharing this for #15, because I feel like lots of my friends haven't been listening to that particular piece of advice lately.

Should you wait in line for Shake Shack? Probably. Should you wait in line for a Cronut? Probably not.

QUESTION: What's that smell on the subway?

QUESTION: What's that smell on the subway?

(It also might be vomit. Or blood.)

Jen Lewis / BuzzFeed

QUESTION: Should you go to Times Square?

QUESTION: Should you go to Times Square?

Jen Lewis / BuzzFeed

QUESTION: Should you go to that party in another borough?

QUESTION: Should you go to that party in another borough?

Jen Lewis / BuzzFeed

QUESTION: Should you take a cab or the subway?

QUESTION: Should you take a cab or the subway?

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06 Jan 11:41

Man Unknowingly Purchases Lifetime Supply Of Condoms

Man Unknowingly Purchases Lifetime Supply Of Condoms
    






03 Jan 18:32

Anonymous says FML

by Anonymous
Philip.paulsson

"lamp me"?? Does anyone know what this means?

Today, a woman started giving me grief because we didn't have any Boxing Day sales. As I explained to her that dollar stores don't usually have sales, she tried to lamp me. It ended by her getting dragged out of the store. FML