Set aside your cat-person and dog-person mentalities to discover the truth.

Philip.paulssonI got Wombat: "The older you get, the wiser you get and you value that trait in others. You’re fantastic at maintaining long-term relationships with people so you need a pet who will do the same. You’re a quirkier version of a “dog person,” which is kind of exactly what a wombat is. Advice: You may need to move to Australia before living out this pet dream."
Philip.paulssonThis is actually kinda terrible. I don't want to buy a phone that comes with all these premium services, only to have to actually pay for them 6 months later! I mean, it's certainly a brilliant idea from the vantage point of the apps, but I feel like after 3-6months I would just feel like my phone is significantly worse than when I bought it, since I wouldn't pay for any of those apps.
Philip.paulssonEmbarrassingly, I'm currently reading this. It's crap.
This guy should just soundtrack everything.

Summit Entertainment

Lamar and the Australian band linked to record a new version of 2012 jam "Feels Like We Only Go Backwards." Ellie Goulding turns up a couple times, A$AP Rocky teams up with muscly French producer Gessafelstein, and there's more new stuff from Zedd and Chance The Rapper.

Philip.paulssonI swear I only took it once!
"You got: Sweden. You love order. You’re passionate about social justice and care about protecting the environment. At first, you may appear a bit cold and aloof, but you seriously warm up after a couple of beers and become the life and soul of any party."
Philip.paulssonLoves me some newegg. Going be time soon to buy a new PC, and they usually have the best prices on all the stuff there.
Philip.paulssonYUM
Because we all know Thin Mints are the best Girl Scout cookie. You’re welcome.

Thin Mints frozen are its truest form.

The cookie inside the cookie.
Recipe here.

Recipe here.
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Recipe here.
Philip.paulssonLove him. And not just because we share a first name.
Watch the sun rise at least once a day.

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ABC
Philip.paulssonHaha so weird.
He’s even more lovable than we thought!


Philip.paulssonOh my god the stupidity. It hurts.
Tucker Carlson became one of the few Fox News hosts to come out in favor of Arizona’s religious freedom legislation that would allow businesses and individuals refuse services to LGBT people.
TUCKER CARLSON: "Well, it's pretty simple. I mean, if you want to have a gay wedding, fine, go ahead. If I don't want to bake you a cake for your gay wedding, that's okay, too. Or should be. That's called tolerance. But when you try and force me to bake a cake for your gay wedding and threaten me with prison if I don't, that's called fascism."
LINK: Watch the full clip
Philip.paulsson"You got: Cameron Tucker.
You’re caring, lovable, and charming to boot. You’re not only the life of the party, your life’s a party!"
“You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.” — Phil Dunphy
Philip.paulssonI've been trying to get into this show, but it's just not doing it for me.
Comedy Central’s Broad City features two best friends, Abbi and Ilana, who have the kind of best friendship you’ve always wanted.




No amount of vomiting can get in the way.
Philip.paulssonHah!
“Why didn’t anyone tell me that religions with GROSS BOATS and SWORDS were a viable option??” Preach, Dinosaur Comics .

More theological raptors at Dinosaur Comics.

Philip.paulssonHahah E.T. was a jedi!
The answer was in front of us all along.

This theory popped up on Reddit and links to an Imgur page. It's not entirely clear who created the theory. What is clear is that it's amazing.
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Philip.paulssonPretty neat. Worth reading the description, to see more of what's going on in the pic, too.
Aurora over New Zealand Tomorrow's picture: open space
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Philip.paulssonI've heard of about half of those bands. How is that even possible??
Oooh... I just read the methodology. They pick the artists that have the biggest difference in the charts compared to other areas (so if Beyonce is #1 in every state, she'd never show up). So apparently Bruce Springsteen isn't very much liked outside of NJ!
Who would’ve guessed that New Jersey loves Bruce Springsteen?

Lamere aggregated the data across a wide range of music services powered by The Echo Nest, where he is the director of developer platform. He originally posted this map to his Music Machinery blog.

Philip.paulssonI feel like they're not studying the whole picture though.... wouldn't massive windfarms change global air current,s and thus global ocean currents, with potentially devastating results? I sense a disaster movie plot.
Philip.paulssonSo.... it's always been illegal, but it still happens. Why should I be worried?
When it came to light that New Yorkers’ hallowed tradition of weekend drunching is actually against the law, they took to the internet to vent their outrage.

Via instagram.com

Read more on the NYC Hospitality Alliance website here.
Via instagram.com

Philip.paulssonIntense Pickle Doritoes??? Sign me up! Rather, I'll have to try and find some of those this weekend.
Also, LOL at the drinking one.
Three countries with so much in common that can’t agree on anything.

lays.ca / fritolay.com / walkers.co.uk

en.wikipedia.org / bubblews.com / localnomad.com

dorindaduclos.com / sonicdrivein.com / en.wikipedia.org

Philip.paulssonHah!
Philip.paulssonYear and a half? This FML should be "I am an idiot."
But! That little arrow is pretty helpful when you're renting a car.
Today, I found out that the little arrow next to my gas gauge actually points to the side of the car where the tank is. For the past year-and-a-half I've been sticking my head out the window and even calling my parents to ask which side it was on, because I can never remember. FML
Philip.paulssonI want to go!!
What do you do when one of your cities is beneath the ocean? Turn it into a tourist attraction, of course.

CEN / Via europics.at

CEN / Via europics.at

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Philip.paulssonThey missed the incredible finish of the 50km men's cross country, where Russia swept the top three spots!
The best moments have little to do with winning.

Getty / Mike Ehrmann

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Philip.paulssonSeriously?
It’s baaaaaack — in the sequel Vivica A. Fox and Mark McGrath are also going to be kicking some shark butt.

PacificCoastNews

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PacificCoastNews

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Philip.paulssonGah!
Joshua Hoffine shoots these pictures using his own children.

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Philip.paulssonI'm pretty sure I make that same exact face when I get a head scratch. These were totally worth every penny:
http://www.amazon.com/Hand-Held-Scalp-Head-Massager/dp/B003NTELC8/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1393331344&sr=8-3&keywords=head+scratcher
There’s a first time for everything! Which is actually pretty much EVERYTHING for babies.

Philip.paulssonKerbal Space Program is the best!
Assuming that you have a spaceship in orbit around the Earth, could you propel your ship to speeds exceeding escape velocity by hitting golf balls in the other direction? If so, how many golf balls would be required to reach the Moon?
—Dan (Kanata, Ontario)
It depends how good your swing is.
That sounds glib, but it's sort of true. The answer to this question hinges on exactly how fast you can hit a golf ball.
Sometimes, exact numbers don't matter that much. If my baseball, car, dog, or Zamboni goes a little faster than yours,[1]$20 says they will! it will go a little farther. But that's not how it works in rocket golf. The design of our spaceship turns out to involve an equation where the speed of the golf ball is in the exponent. That means a small change in speed can make a big difference.
The equation in question—which might be my favorite in all of physics—the Tsiolkovsky rocket equation:
\[ \Delta v = v_\text{exhaust} \ln \frac{m_\text{initial}}{m_\text{final}} \]
This equation comes up a lot in What If calculations. I like it both because it says something fundamental about our ability to explore the universe, and because you can use it to get really good at Kerbal Space Program.
With some rearranging, the equation can help us figure out how much of our ship's weight has to be golf balls:
\[ \frac{\text{Mass of ship plus golf balls}}{\text{Mass of ship alone}} = e ^ \left ( \frac{\text{Ship's change in speed}}{\text{Speed of golf ball}} \right ) \]
Someone who, like me, has never been golfing before, might—after swinging and missing a few times—manage to hit the ball at 120 mph (50 m/s).[2]See Trackman's page on ball speed To get to the Moon from low Earth orbit, you would need enough fuel to add 5,300 m/s to your ship's speed. By putting those numbers into the rocket equation, we can find out how large a sack of golf balls would have to be for the average golfer to reach the Moon. If we plug it in to Wolfram|Alpha ...

... we find that the bag of golf balls will have to be just about exactly 100 billion miles in diameter. That's much, much bigger than our Solar System.[3]As a Fermi rule of thumb, planets in the inner Solar System are 100 million kilometers away and planets in the outer Solar System are a billion kilometers away. Or miles; either one works.

It would also promptly and violently collapse into a black hole.
Fortunately, we should be able to avert that disaster by making relatively small changes to the "120" in that equation. If we increase the golf ball's speed from 120 mph to 150, it shrinks the answer dramatically, and the required number of golf balls would fit snugly between the Sun and Mars. Still too big to avoid a catastrophic collapse, but we're getting somewhere.

Tiger Woods can hit a golf ball at about 180 mph, which means that if he were powering our spaceship, the bag of golf balls would be only twice the diameter of the Sun!

According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the record for fastest golf drive is 211 mph, set by Maurice Allen in 2012. This corresponds to a bag of golf balls only 100,000 kilometers across—smaller than Jupiter, but still (obviously) not practical.
However, golfer Ryan Winther claims to have beaten this record, though without Guinness observers there.[4]And, obviously, it doesn't count unless it's overseen by people from a beer company. If you want to set a world record, hit a golf ball at a radar gun and get it certified by the Mike's Hard Lemonade people. His ball speed was measured by something called the "Titleist Performance Institute" to be 226.7 mph, and he claims a personal best of 237 mph. If he could consistently hit 237 mph, we could shrink our fuel container down to the size of Earth[5]Although it would still be large enough to partially collapse under its own gravity, similar to what happened to the mole of moles.

This still wouldn't work; even in a high orbit, the massive tides from your ship—which is much more massive than the Moon—would be highly disruptive.
We could probably shrink the fuel tank further by using "illegal" equipment. There are Superball-style balls and "trampoline face" clubs which can hit much farther, and which would not be permitted in tournament play.[6]On the other hand, we're talking about a sport that brought whites-only clubs with it into the 21st century, and Agusta, host of the Masters, admitted its first woman in 2012. So maybe we shouldn't worry too much about their traditional rules. A hypothetical 270 mph drive would allow a fuel tank the size of the Moon.
At this point, why are we even using a club?
According to research from the US Air Force Academy and BTG Research,[7]Oddly, both researchers have the name "Courtney". There are probably about 200,000 people in the US named Courtney (first or last); maybe we should recruit them to all build potato cannons. a potato cannon fueled by acetylene can launch a potato at 140 m/s (310 mph). If it were capable of launching golf balls at that speed,[8]We're not factoring in the weight of the acetylene—but then again, we also weren't factoring in the weight of the hamburgers the golfer would need to eat to keep hitting those drives. our ship would have a diameter of only 150 miles!

There's the small problem that manufacturing that many golf balls would cost quintillions of dollars. You could bring the size down further by making the potato cannon more and more powerful and efficient, but at that point you're simply building a rocket.
And the potato cannon scenario has an extra perk. If you somehow made the balls durable enough to survive atmospheric entry, and you set up your maneuver so the ejected golf balls covered the middle latitudes evenly, then over the course of this maneuver you would be statistically likely to hit a hole-in-one ... at every golf course in the world.
Philip.paulssonHahah awesome
“…hope that he received total consciousness.”


Statement from the president on the passing of Harold Ramis:
Michelle and I were saddened to hear of the passing of Harold Ramis, one of America's greatest satirists, and like so many other comedic geniuses, a proud product of Chicago's Second City. When we watched his movies—from Animal House and Caddyshack to Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day—we didn't just laugh until it hurt. We questioned authority. We identified with the outsider. We rooted for the underdog. And through it all, we never lost our faith in happy endings. Our thoughts and prayers are with Harold's wife, Erica, his children and grandchildren, and all those who loved him, who quote his work with abandon, and who hope that he received total consciousness.
Philip.paulssonHeh.
Philip.paulssonHah! Her face is hilarious.
Whale hello there!


Philip.paulssonI can't believe they delayed the Japanese launch until now! Crazy.