Finally, you can eat with your cat without being bothered!

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Next time you sit down to eat, follow this foolproof method instead:

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Break the internet, Grumpy Cat.

Then Grumpy Cats big moment came when she was introduced by The Miz and his stunt-double Damien Mizdow.

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We meet again. Last year GTA V debuted on on the Xbox 360 and PS3, and now a refreshed version is ready to ship on new-gen consoles (PC ships next year). The PS4 and Xbox One have 1080p, 30fps presentations with a slew of upgrades, you can check out...

Believe it or not, Goat Simulator is about to get even more ridiculous. Coffee Stain Studios is teasing the launch of Goat MMO Simulator, a massively multiplayer "simulation" add-on for its anything-goes animal game. How absurd is this barnyard...

WASHINGTON—In an effort to control the spread of a significant health threat, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention quarantined the Pacific Ocean Monday after the body of water reportedly came into contact with Carnival’s Crown Prince...

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Dunham went on a self-described “rage spiral” on Saturday, calling the accusations against her disgusting.

Kevin D. Williamson, a columnist for the conservative-leaning magazine National Review, accused Lena Dunham this weekend of admitting to sexual abuse in her new memoir Not That Kind of Girl.

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Dunham writes of casually masturbating while in bed next to her younger sister, of bribing her with "three pieces of candy if I could kiss her on the lips for five seconds . . . anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl I was trying." At one point, when her sister is a toddler, Lena Dunham pries open her vagina — "my curiosity got the best of me," she offers, as though that were an explanation.

In one particularly unsettling passage, Dunham experimented with her six-year younger sister's vagina. "This was within the spectrum of things I did," she writes.

In the collection of nonfiction personal accounts, Dunham describes using her little sister at times essentially as a sexual outlet, bribing her to kiss her for prolonged periods and even masturbating while she is in the bed beside her.

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You’d think it’s a pretty easy name for others to grasp . You’d be wrong.

98% of the time you've had to repeat your name during introductions. "No, my name is not Decland. Or Douglas. Or Darren. Or Jack. Or Jacqueline."

Personal experience: one time, while working in the U.S., a colleague kept calling me "Ducky", while another could only pronounce my name as "The Klan". That was awkward.

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Then there's the vexed issue of people shortening your name. "Can I call you Decco? Deccy?"

Just call me Dec. If you must.

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Sometimes you get the nickname "Dexter".

Which is pretty damn cool, actually.

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Your mind was blown when you first learned that Elvis Costello's real name is Declan.

Has any Declan out there earned the nickname "Elvis" as a result?

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Stephanie Roche is up against the likes of Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Robin van Persie for the prestigious prize.

Republic of Ireland striker Stephanie Roche has been nominated for FIFA's goal of the year award for this stunning strike for Peamount United in October last year.

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Here it is again. A truly phenomenal goal.

The 25-year-old said she was "surprised but delighted" to find herself on the shortlist of 10 players for the Puskás Award, which is named after legendary Hungarian striker Ferenc Puskás.

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Roche, who now plays for ASPTT Albi in the French First Division, is up against the likes of Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Robin van Persie, and Diego Costa.

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Obviously, it was a big surprise but it is a great boost, not only for myself, but for women's football and particularly the Women's National League. It's a great feeling to see myself on the list.

The goal was in October last year and I had just been getting on with my career over here in France. Not that I'd forgotten about the goal but I had just stopped thinking about it.

Then to see on Twitter today that it was nominated for the Puskás Award is unbelievable, it's a great achievement and I'm delighted.

I'm delighted to be named amongst those famous players and hopefully I can get into the top three.

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If there's one area of technology that seems permanently mired in the '70s, it's that of the fold-up bicycle. In fact, the last innovation we can recall is Sir Clive Sinclair's A-Bike from 2006, but it's still big enough to be difficult to carry...

You know when you can see exactly what’s coming and it’s still funny? Well…

Grow up everyone.

One girl, one cup.

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#breaktheinternet

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him your — OMG! THAT’S A SPIDER!

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WASHINGTON—Stressing that current efforts to safeguard the boundary do not go far enough, Congress approved a landmark bill Wednesday that will deploy armed patrols along the U.S.

After Rosetta's ten year journey -- capped off with the smooth 7 hour descent of its Philae lander -- an explosion of elation went up in the European Space Agency's mission control center in Darmstadt, Germany. At around 11:04AM Eastern Time,...

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It's a dance party and a card all in one!

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But when he drops the card and the music stops, everything suddenly gets very serious.

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If only you could really punch five people at once.

When someone offers to drop bae home in their swanky car.

When you perfectly sneak out of your house without waking anyone up.

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When you think your joke will bomb but everyone starts laughing.

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When you're trying to impress your crush.

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If you think that knitting tends to be boring outside of the occasional yarnbombing, you're in for a pleasant surprise. Researchers at the Manchester School of Art have been working on hybrids of 3D printing and knitting that literally add a new...

What’s a little speculative fiction without a bald-faced ripoff and anachronistic speculation? Imagining Game of Thrones with less imperfect, outdated information: pervasive landlines and occasional cell phones, like if Westeros was in 1995. P.S. GRRRRR Martin, please don’t sue my breeches off.

“Ned?  Is that you?  Can you hear me?”

The voice, even as the maester’s equipment transmutated it into signals over a wire, was unmistakable.  And unbelieveable.

“Jon…Jon Arryn?”

“One and the same, my friend.”

“Are you back from the dead?”

“I’m still at the Eyrie, Ned.  I’m sorry for my misdirection and I would have given you word sooner but for the dire circumstances.  Please forgive me.  I had Maester Colemon show me how to use the phone before…well, before my death.”

“But…why?”

“I needed to learn how.  Nobody must know that I have called you tonight.  Nobody must know that I am still alive.  Nobody knows that we’re speaking.  It simply couldn’t wait for a messenger or even the fastest pigeon.  But damn it to hell, anything would be preferable to this tele-phonic witchery from Braavos.”

Ned couldn’t believe it.  Jon, back from the grave.  It was not an imposter.  HIs old friend and mentor was dear to him, and Ned knew him well – well enough to know that Jon would never embrace the phone.  The wire reaching down out of the Eyrie was considered, among the maesters with the phone wire in their chain, one of the most challenging applications of their craft.

“By the gods, what could have driven you to fake your own death?  Does Lysa know?”

“Are these things private?” Ned could hear the tension in Jon’s voice, despite the low quality of the connection.

“Yes, as secure as any conversation.”

“Bah.  At least if we were in the same room I could search the cupboards and be sure.”

“Then do so!  You rest assured that my cupboards are free of any eavesdroppers.  Or, for that matter, much of anything else!  Robert and his entourage have been eating Winterfell’s stocks bare!”

“Robert is why I had to call you in private,” Jon said, speaking quietly, an edge in his voice.  “It’s urgent.”

“What is it?”

“I must ask you to keep Robert in Winterfell as long as possible.”

“What?  Why?”

“Please, Ned.  You must trust me.  If my concerns come to nothing then no harm shall be done, except perhaps to your cupboards.”

“Jon, with our history, and our history with Robert, do you not feel that you can trust me?”

Jon fell silent, to the point that Ned was about to ask if the connection had dropped.

“Have you ever looked at Joffery?” Jon blurted out.

“I try not to,” Ned said, still a bit in his cups from the feast that the phone call had pulled him from.

“Or Myrcella.  Or Tommen.”

“Yes, of course.  They’re in the great hall right now.”

“They’re very blonde, aren’t they?”

“No doubt.  Thankfully they got Cersei’s looks.  Unfortunately, they also have her personality.  There’s a lot of her in them.”

“So their Lannister blood is obvious.  Jon, I must ask this next question.  What about Baratheon blood?  What Baratheon blood do you see in them?”

Ned paused.  He felt like he was not keeping up.

“I don’t understand what you’re getting at.”

“Ned!  I wager that there is no Baratheon blood running in those Lannister veins.  None!  Not a drop.”

“Careful.  That’s treason and friend or not, Robert’ll have your head off if he hears you talk like that.”

“If it is for the good of Westeros then I will do what I must.  None of those children are Robert’s.”

“What evidence have you gathered?  You are risking your life and your house upon your answer.”

“All of Robert’s children have black hair.  Robert’s bastards, I mean.  In all of his whoring he spent in women of red, blonde, auburn, brown, any color hair that you can imagine.  And I have tracked down at least one dozen of his bastards, confirmed bastards, corroborated with trustworthy sources.  None of them has a speck of hair that isn’t black.”

“We must speak of this in person.”

“Then it will be too late.  Ned, I also checked all of the recorded histories of House Baratheon.  Men of learning and credibility beyond doubt.  They invariably mention that Baratheons have black hair, and all their offspring only have black hair.  Paintings, Jon.  I have checked the houses of lords.  I traveled across the Narrow Sea to the art merchants of the Free Cities.  Ned, I wanted to disprove it!  The thought of that…woman betraying Robert, our friend and king, so blatantly reviving the reviled acts of the Targaryens that we fought so hard to end.”

Ned couldn’t believe what he was hearing.

“But Jon…if what you’re saying is to be believed then it would be impossible for Joffery, Myrcella and Tommen to be Robert’s children.”

“That is exactly what I am saying.”

“And that is treason to even whisper!”

“Yes, I know,” Jon said.

“Robert is a jealous man.  And he has his King’s Guard to protect his body, his office, and the hereditary of his line.”

“What if a member of the King’s Guard is the father?”

“They are men pure of spirit!  Nobody would dare break their vows to the kingdom.  What madness would drive a man to do so?”

“The misbegotten vows to your family might do so.”

Ned felt a flash of comprehension.

“You said something about the Targaryens.  You can’t mean…”

“I need time to confirm, Ned.  I am departing for King’s Landing tomorrow.  You must buy me time to chase these loose threads back to their knot.  For Robert’s sake, I must complete my investigation without either Robert’s or Cersei’s interference.  Robert would, as you said yourself, have my head off.  He would have to.  His Hand suggesting the bastardry of his heirs?  He’d likely have Lysa killed as well, even if only out of duty.  And Cersei’s wrath would be much worse.  Even now I fear that somebody will tell her of my investigation.  Can you keep Robert at Winterfell for the time being?  At least delay his departure by any way you can?”

“Jon, you ask too much of me.  You ask me to join in your investigation.  In this conspiracy.”

“All I am asking for is time.  Time that Robert will no doubt enjoy.  The cold northlands make it up for it with warm women, from what Robert has said to me.  If there is nothing to find, if I can disprove this, nothing will happen.  You would never hear about it again.  Just give me time to get to King’s Landing and finish my investigation.”

“I have already heard too much.”

“Look in their eyes!” Jon’s voice said as Ned slammed down the receiver.

Is this the same as when I took up arms?  That was clear.  The mad king had already brought death and destruction to the land.  They fought for peace.  And now Jon Arryn asked Ned to assist him.  To do what?  Bring back those dark days of uncertainty and death and loneliness?

Ned walked down the maester’s tower.

“My lord, you look worried.”

“It’s nothing, Luwin.  Just one of the outer forts that has recently been hooked up to the telephone sytem and think that they should use it to complain about how stiff their beds are.”

“That’s not the way to treat such a magnificent and complex system,” the maester sniffed.

“No kidding.  But, look, that fort commander is a distant cousin of the Lannisters, so don’t mention it to them.  Or anybody, really.  You know how a Lannister has more than two ears each.”  Ned tapped his nose.

“Aye, my lord.  That I do.”

“Goodnight, Grimbus.”

“Goodnight, my lord.”
Ned walked down the maester’s tower and into the courtyard.  The night was cold, colder than the night before.  A bright moon shone overhead, making torches in the courtyard unnecessary, and allowing the sentries on the walls an easy night.  Any intruder would be spied well before they even came into arrow range.  A great din came from the open doors of the great hall, along with a palpable heat as Ned crossed in front of them.

A great open oven, with imps dancing and cavorting upon the coals.

Winter was coming and the creatures that lived in it craved the cold and dark.  Men were made for war, but also for mirth.  But while men will fight and kill, they must do so in the summer.  Men must also turn with the seasons to sing and make merry.  Some men lost their minds to it and fought war to preserve war.  Like the mad king.  A field of mute and chill corpses was the domain of winter; a hall shining with heat and noise was the domain of summer.

Ned was lost in thought and so did not notice the small figure sitting in the shadows beside the doors.  He was wrapped in a thick cloak.  The only visible part of him was a hand clutching a bottle of wine, and occasional flashes of a crooked nose when he took a drink.  As Ned crossed past, the figure paused for a moment and then detached from the shadows and followed along quietly.

When Ned stopped before the door of the Gamesman’s hut, it paused behind a box, taking advantage of its small stature to stay concealed in moonshadow.

The door to the hut opened.  Ned spoke in low, clipped tones, but the figure under the cloak had learned not only to listen, but also to hear.

“No, I don’t need to come in.  I apologize for disturbing you, I know that you retire early.  I wanted to ask you if you had seen any wild boar lately.”

“My lord, no bother.  Why, yes.  Quite a few, actually.  The outer forts have been hunting less and less since they can just place bloody orders for supplies over the phone.  The death of self-sufficiency, that.”

“Good, good.  I was thinking that the king may enjoy a spot of hunting while he is visiting Winterfell.  And it’s a surprise, so I know that I can trust in your discretion.”

“Of course, my lord.  I will have men out tracking them tomorrow and we should be ready to hunt day after tomorrow.”

“Be quite sure.  We are in no rush, I’d like to be as sure as possible before we go out after them.”

“Then I would plan to hunt in two turns of the sun.  And my men are just as discrete as I am.  You don’t become a tracker because you like to talk.”

“Thank you, Philbus.  Have a good night.”

“Yes, my lord.  Thank you.”

Ned walked back to the hall.  The figure could see Ned work his face from a worried grimace to a neutral expression before it met the light of the hall.

“You are a kind host, Lord Stark.  Better than Robert deserves.  Seems we will be staying at Winterfell a bit longer than anticipated,” said Tyrion Lannister.  He gulped down the rest of his wine and threw the bottle at a straw sparring dummy.  It missed, landing in a barrel of wooden sparring sticks.

“Good thing I fuck better than I throw,” he muttered, then went off to the kitchens to find another bottle of wine and perhaps look under an apron or two.

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The course will be offered alongside countless others as part of its annual Sex Week initiative.

Tonight Harvard University will offer a course on anal sex for the very first time as part of its annual Sex Week program.

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The course is officially titled “What What in the Butt: Anal Sex 101.”

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Come learn everything about anal sex from the experts of Good Vibrations, a sex-positive store located right in Brookline! They will dispel myths about anal sex and give you insight into why people do it and how to do it well. They will cover a wide variety of topics, including: anal anatomy and the potential for pleasure for all genders; how to talk about it with a partner; basic preparation and hygiene; lubes, anal toys, and safer sex; anal penetration for beginners, and much more! Learn the facts about this exciting yet often misunderstood form of pleasure, find out the common mistakes people make, and get all your questions answered!

At Harvard, Sex Week consists of “a week of programming that is interdisciplinary, thought-provoking, scholastic, innovative and applicable to student experiences in order to promote a holistic understanding of sex and sexuality.”

The classes are hosted by a student-run group at the school, Sexual Health Education & Advocacy or SHEATH.

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