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30 Jun 23:15

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30 Jun 20:21

Dildo Flag Meant To Inspire Conversation About Brutality Of Ideology

by Alex Balk
30 Jun 18:08

Lingerie Elastic 3 Ways

by Haley
Russian Sledges

[whisper]: fold-over elastic is kind of overrated

[run away]

A couple of years ago I spent a week making panties from my knit scraps. I was on a real knit kick, making everything from dresses, to tanks, to pajamas. I ended up with a huge pile of knit scraps. I was dedicated to the making the most of these unused pieces of fabric. I ordered several yards of plush-back picot elastic.

This is the type of lingerie elastic I was most familiar with, and thus seemed like the obvious choice.I set to work, drafting patterns and planning fabric combinations, by the time my elastic arrived I was more than ready to get started.

In one afternoon I whipped through 4 pairs of underwear. That is when tragedy struck. I was out of elastic. I drove to the nearest fabric store only to find no picot elastic. This wasn’t going to stop me. I grabbed several yards of fold over elastic and 1/4″ braided elastic.

This happy accident led me to experiment with different elastic applications that I would have otherwise not used. I still like to make use of my scrap pieces of knit fabric by making pretty under-things. These are the three elastic techniques that I use regularly.

Picot Edge Elastic

This is the most widely used lingerie elastic, and with good reason. It is so cute! Picot elastic comes in a variety of scalloped and decorative edges. It is also incredibly easy to use.

pin-picot
1) Pin elastic to edge of fabric right sides together, aligning plain edge of elastic with raw edge of fabric.

sew-picot
2) Sew 1/8 away from the decorative edge using a zigzag stitch set at length 2 width 3.

trim-picot
3) Trim excess fabric using small trimming scissors.

finished-picot
4) Fold elastic towards the wrong side of the garment. Topstitch using a 3-step zigzag with a length of 1 and width of 4.

Fold-over Elastic

The results of this technique are both pretty and comfortable to wear. I love using bright colored elastic to liven up a more neutral self fabric. The popularity of fold-over elastic in crafts has made this notion especially easy to get your hands on in recent years.

pin-fold-over
1) Place fabric and fold over elastic wrong sides together, lining up edge of elastic with the edge of the fabric.

sew-fold-over
2) Use a zigzag stitch to baste along the innermost edge of the elastic.

trim-fold-over
3) Trim back any excess fabric on the right side.

finished-fold-over
4) Fold the elastic along the fold-line towards the right side of garment. Top stitch using a zigzag stitch.

1/4″ Knit Elastic

This is easily the most accessible technique, given the wide availability of woven and braided elastic, but beware, not all elastic is created equally! Check to make sure elastic is not rigid and stiff before purchasing. My local fabric shop carries swimwear elastic that has a high cotton content. This makes the elastic plush and perfectly suited to more delicate purposes.

pin-braided
1) Pin elastic to wrong side of fabric, lining the edge of the elastic up with the raw edge of the fabric. Pin along the length of the elastic for extra control.

sew-knit
2) Baste elastic to the wrong side of fabric using a zigzag stitch.

turn-knit
3) Fold elastic under, towards the wrong side if garment.

finished-knit
4) Topstitch using a zigzag stitch.

I like that now I have a broader arsenal of lingerie elastic techniques. If I hadn’t run out of elastic that fateful day, I would probably have never experimented with different options. Do you have any sewing crutches? Have you ever learned a valuable sewing lesson when you reached passed your comfort zone?

30 Jun 16:40

Sweary links #11

by Stan Carey
Russian Sledges

"Scheiße! Divergence in West Germanic faecal vocabulary."

It’s a while since I wrote a proper post here: time has been scarce. To make up for it, here’s a bumper set of links on swearing from around the internet.

How much do we curse?

The ever-expanding Timelines of Slang.

Scheiße! Divergence in West Germanic faecal vocabulary.

‘You whose shit comes out leftwards!’ The grammar of Hua insults.

Gillian Anderson has started using a swearing jar. Heck costs 50p. (Our own John Kelly has surveyed the culture of swearing jars.)

Rude words are ‘the croutons in the soup of language’.

A woman in California says her grandchildren are cursing in Spanish after copying the parrot next door.

The best banner at London’s recent End Austerity Now protest.

In defence of the Chicago Transit Authority’s use of crap.

Waterford Council in Ireland has introduced a law against ‘obscene or profane language’ in parks, prompting mocking references to Father Ted.

The law on cursing at cops in the US.

Swearword etymology and the history of English.

In 17–18thC Malta, blasphemies were ‘not a mere short utterance but rather complex short stories’.

Monkey on the car (NSFW):

A highlight in the annals of NYT taboo-avoidance: ‘an intervening, ungenteel participle’.

Dumbass or dumb-ass?

A teacher who was suspended for making fun of a curse word in a student’s name has lost her appeal.

Fuck de Koning’, and a field day for satirists in the Netherlands.

Swearing at someone on WhatsApp in the UAE (or even sending a middle finger emoji) could get you jailed or heavily fined.

A Porsche owner who parked close to the line has Fuck scratched into it in retaliation. (The news report uses the following terms to avoid fuck: swear word, expletive, a word, the F word, four-letter expletive, not-so-pretty word, and bad words.)

On the right to say fuck off.

Swearing is boring, unprincipled, and ‘a blight’, concludes person who paid attention to Jay Leno.

My preschooler swears (well, ‘Dang’), and I allow it.

New Zealand MP Ron Mark mutters a swear which is picked up by the sign language interpreter.

Sheep art – sometimes rude – lifts spirits in drought-ravaged North Canterbury.

When good words go bad – a historical overview of profanity and taboo in Quebec French.

Motherfucker is barely a cuss word any more; it’s a send-up of a motherfuckin’ cuss word.’

A man is sentenced to 33 years in prison for killing a 3-year-old who swore at a video game.

Myles na gCopaleen in full flow in the Irish Times, 1942 (from Flann O’Brien: An Illustrated Biography by Peter Costello and Peter van de Kamp).

myles na gcopaleen - cursing fields , from cruiskeen lawn, 1942

A few more tweets we liked:

If you flip someone off at the exact moment lightning strikes it's called The Thunderbird and it's currently the most powerful known swear

— Ryan (@RyGuyTooFly) April 20, 2015

dick, n.4: slang. Abbreviation of *dictionary* 1873 A man who uses fine words without much judgment is said to have ‘swallowed the dick’.

— Iva Cheung (@IvaCheung) June 22, 2015

Actually, ignorami is little paper animals made of folded-up pages of bullshit written by fools.

— James Harbeck (@sesquiotic) June 21, 2015

What do you think? (Swearing politely vs using mobile phone politely) pic.twitter.com/QNmAuLjUXf

— Rebecca Roache (@rebecca_roache) June 23, 2015

Thanks to all who voted for us in Bab.la’s recent poll – we made the top 25 Language Learning blogs. So if anyone reprimands you for reading Strong Language, tell them it’s damned educational. And for more sweary links, follow @stronglang on Twitter.


30 Jun 16:19

Op-ed: Why, No Matter What, I Still Can't Marry My Girlfriend | Advocate.com

by russiansledges
A disabled trans lesbian explains how the U.S.'s 'marriage penalty' on disability benefits prices out some of the most vulnerable LGBT people, despite Friday's ruling.
30 Jun 15:41

EXCLUSIVE: Bree Newsome Speaks For The First Time After Courageous Act of Civil Disobedience

by russiansledges
"I did it for all the fierce black women on the front lines of the movement and for all the little black girls who are watching us. I did it because I am free."
30 Jun 13:43

Colonial Americans Drank Roughly Three Times As Much As Americans Do Now

Russian Sledges

via firehose

'Instead of binge-drinking in short bursts, Americans often imbibed all day long. “Right after the Constitution is ratified, you could see the alcoholic consumption starting to go up,” said Bustard. Over the next four decades, Americans kept drinking steadily more, hitting a peak of 7.1 gallons of pure alcohol per person per year in 1830. By comparison, in 2013, Americans older than 14 each drank an average of 2.34 gallons of pure alcohol—an estimate which measures how much ethanol people consumed, regardless of how strong or weak their drinks were. Although some colonial-era beers might have been even weaker than today's light beers, people drank a lot more of them.'

Early America was a much, much wetter place than it is now, modern frat culture notwithstanding. Instead of binge-drinking in short bursts, Americans often imbibed all day long.
30 Jun 12:10

Running out of Time: Unaccompanied Refugee Minors and a Fight for Citizenship Benefits | KALW

by russiansledges
Russian Sledges

a friend did this; she is brilliant and if you happen to know anyone in boston who can give her a job in public radio or documentary film, seriously get in touch with me, because I want her to move back here for a variety of selfish reasons

After less than a year in the country, Kathem’s mother kicked him out of the house. At age 16, Katham became a foster youth through the Unaccompanied Refugee Minors program, or URM. Nationwide, there are about 1300 unaccompanied minors in the URM program. About 150 are here in California. These young people are at the intersection of two already overworked systems: refugee resettlement and foster care.
30 Jun 12:01

Uber France CEO Arrested For Running Illegal Taxi Company

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via firehose

Uber France CEO Thibaud Simphal and Uber Europe GM Pierre-Dimitri Gore-Coty were both taken into custody today in Paris. The police started investigating on Uber in November 2014 and raided Uber’s office in Paris in March 2015.
30 Jun 11:51

FBI Investigating String Of Fires At Southern Black Churches After Charleston Shooting

by MEG KINNARD
Russian Sledges

define "related"

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — Federal authorities say they are investigating recent fires at predominantly black churches, though the blazes do not appear to be related.

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30 Jun 03:02

Paris Hilton to deejay at the Big E | masslive.com

by russiansledges
Hilton will deejay a dance party at the Court of Honor Stage to close out this year's fair on Oct. 4 at 8 p.m.
30 Jun 00:45

guardian: Sirs Ian McKellen and Derek Jacobi were the grand...

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guardian:

Sirs Ian McKellen and Derek Jacobi were the grand marshals of New York City’s Pride parade this year. Judging by these photos, they clearly had an absolutely miserable time. 

See more scenes from Sunday’s celebrations over at The Guardian. 

29 Jun 23:10

rejectedprincesses: Let us take a moment to remember Princess...

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via rosalind

why is there no biographical motion picture starring helena bonham carter











rejectedprincesses:

Let us take a moment to remember Princess Gloria von Thurn und Taxis, aka “Princess TNT” - German royalty/punk icon of the 80s. After her husband Johannes (an openly bisexual libertine who scandalized much of Europe with his pranks and sex-positive lifestyle) died, she was left a young uneducated mother of three - with mountains of debt.

She got her act together right quick, learned to invest, and turned things around. She traded on her “punk princess” image, turning her castle into a tourist destination (and source of income). Now middle-aged, she’s become a successful businesswoman and put her wilder days behind her. But the world may never forget “Princess TNT.” 

(and on a last note, her birth name is actually, and I’m not making this up: Mariae Gloria Ferdinanda Gerda Charlotte Teutonia Franziska Magarethe Frederike Simone Johanna Joachima Josefine Wilhelmine Huberta Countess of Schönburg in Glauchau and Waldenburg)

29 Jun 23:06

joseinextdoor: Steven Universe pays homage to Revolutionary...

by villeashell
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via otters ("autoshare (I still haven't seen Steven Universe" ME NEITHER)





















joseinextdoor:

Steven Universe pays homage to Revolutionary Girl Utena

a.k.a. The exact moment I fell in love with Steven Universe.

29 Jun 02:30

Scars of the Past

by Josh Marshall
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"Federal workplaces introduced separate bathroom and eating facilities for African-American employees. But in many cases it was simply not possible to create the physical infrastructure of segregation quickly enough or at all, a fact which lead to bizarre workarounds. According to W.E.B. Du Bois, in workplaces where black employees could not be separated from white employees because of the nature of the work, special cages were built for black employees within white workplaces. Really."

Remembering President Woodrow Wilson's purge of black federal workers.

28 Jun 23:23

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28 Jun 17:32

Making sacred spaces

by admin
Russian Sledges

#fyb (west coast droney record label edition)

Maria had made the above 3D layered landscape collage a few months ago as a mockup and this was the starting point for the design of this release.

TRS053 comes in two distinct versions as usual. The first limited deluxe version in an edition of just 75 copies comes in the form of a mysterious “shroud” wrapped hardback book cover. We ripped apart some nice clean blank books to use the covers.

Colin took out the pretty mask and spray glued a tight cover for the books.

In each book is a fold open, sewn 3D collaged layered landscape.

This is an ancient Italian book how to run your own Diocese! Its amazing how you can feel the quality of the paper… practically linen!

The 150 year old hand written musical scores I (Maria) had found back in 1999 at a Paris Flea Market. Even the lines are drawn by hand.

The pictorial engravings are from a book on Rome.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also included in each is a vintage religious medallion, and a factory pressed picture disc on hub.

There is also a lovely digipak version in an edition of 150 copies with collages we made and scanned.

28 Jun 17:28

スマホ、タブレット、PC用壁紙6 'Panda Loves Sweets'

by topics

iPhone_img_panda550.png


Cotorienne(コトリエンヌ)のiPhone、スマートフォン、タブレット、PC向け無料ファブリック壁紙に、"JOY of LIFE"より"Panda Loves Sweets (CO112508 C / mint)"が加わりました(オンラインストアでCHECK!)。

ドーナツやパンケーキのスイーツ、そして食いしん坊パンダがモチーフの人気絵柄。優しく爽やかなミントカラーベースです。
実際の生地では5色の展開(コットン100%シーティング)にて好評発売中です。

このフリー壁紙は、iPhoneやAndroid系のスマートフォン、iPad などの各種タブレット、パソコンの各サイズをご用意しています。

iPhoneは、iPhone6、iPhone 6 Plusの壁紙サイズにまで対応させています。

Android端末、タブレットでは、横向きやスライド表示にも対応の壁紙となっております。


また、こちらも好評発売中の『コトリエンヌのLINEスタンプ』にも、食いしん坊パンダのキャラクターが登場しております。

実際のコトリエンヌ生地で作ったアイテムとのコーディネートでもお楽しみいただけると嬉しいです。


*Cotorienne ファブリック壁紙:http://www.cotorienne.com/wallpaper.html




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Cotorienne 壁紙 sizeと主な対応機種
(各機種 2015年時点での参考サイズとなります)
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スマートフォン用壁紙
■iPhone, iPod touchの各世代。 |壁紙サイズ(1080 x 1920pxl)) 

■画面解像度 480 x 854pxlまでの Android端末。|壁紙サイズ(960 x 854pxl) 

■画面解像度 720 x 1280pxlまでの Android端末。|壁紙サイズ(1440 x 1280pxl) 


タブレット用壁紙
■第1,2世代iPad、第1世代iPad mini |壁紙サイズ(1024 x1024pxl)

■第3世代以降のiPad、iPad air 1 / 2、iPad mini 2 / 3 |壁紙サイズ(2048 x 2048pxl)

■7インチ、10インチ等のAndroid系タブレット、タブレットPC|壁紙サイズ(1920 x 1408pxl)


パソコン用壁紙 (PC / Mac)
■WXGA (1280 x 800pxl)、HD (1366 x 768)、Full HD (1920 x 1080pxl)の各サイズ。


*当てはまるサイズがない場合でも、お持ちの機種に近いサイズを選んでいただければ壁紙の設定が可能です。
*この記事のサンプル画像は、iPhone5のロック画面、ホーム画面での設置イメージです。






28 Jun 17:27

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28 Jun 17:23

learn to love sewing//seven simple tips

by lazysaturdays
Russian Sledges

this post has plenty of sensible ideas in it, but:

"5. DON’T SEW FOR AN EVENT."

we are very different people

learn to love sewing // seven simple tips by Lazy SaturdaysSewing can sometimes feel like a chore, right? I know I’m not the only one that thinks this. I’ve recently had a few conversations with friends where they expressed that pulling out their sewing machine and getting to work seems like such a big task. I totally get it! Up until last year, when I decided to really focus on my sewing, I dreaded sitting down to my machine. I have no idea why! I loved sewing and hated sewing at the same time. Over the course of the year, I made a few changes with my sewing habits and found that I loved sewing again! I look forward to any moment I can sit down with my machine. Here’s my tips for how to love sewing:

1. YOUR SEAM RIPPER IS YOUR FRIEND, NOT YOUR ENEMY. Often times, when we use our seam rippers, we think it’s because we messed up. This needs to stop! When you pull out your seam ripper, think to your self. “I can do better, so I’m going to try this again.” When you watch a toddler learn to walk, and they fall down over and over again after a few steps, you applaud them, you don’t get mad at them. Give yourself the same encouragement with sewing! Sure, you may mess up over and over again, but don’t get frustrated with yourself! Keep going, grab the seam ripper, and be nice to yourself.

2. WHEN YOUR PATIENCE LEAVES THE ROOM, LEAVE WITH IT. I can’t tell you how many times, I’ve been working on a sewing project, got frustrated, continued sewing, and messed up what I was working on. As soon as you feel yourself growing impatient, stop sewing. Take a break then go back when you’re up for it again.

3. ACCEPT AND APPRECIATE IMPERFECTIONS. It doesn’t matter how hard I try, every single item I’ve made so far has not been perfect. It’s impossible to make a perfect garment, and it’s okay! Instead of noticing all the things that you “messed up,” take note of the things you’ve done well. Appreciate the small skills that you’re improving on: notice that you sewed the buttons on straighter than you ever have before, appreciate that the first time you tried to match up the fabric pattern along the seam lines didn’t turn out half bad. Sure, the zipper may be wavy, but you think you know why and can work on that on your next project.IMG_15584. ONLY SEW WHAT YOU WANT TO SEW. I used to see other bloggers posting about the clothes they made for their kids and feel bad that I wasn’t doing the same. Currently, I only sew for myself. For a long time it made me feel selfish. I finally realized, that sewing what I wanted to sew wasn’t selfish. Sewing what I wanted and not feeling bad about it has really helped me to love sewing again. It’s a treat for me and not mean to my child that I don’t sew for him. I do plenty to show him that he is loved, I don’t have to sew for him to show it. Now that I love sewing again, I’m kinda itching to sew some things up for my little guy, like some superhero capes or a few bow ties. Funny how that all works out.

5. DON’T SEW FOR AN EVENT. Say you have a big work party coming up, and you think to yourself, “I should make a new dress for it!” Great idea! Until the party is tomorrow night, all you’ve done is cut out your fabric, and you find yourself in a panic. So now you stay up all night, swearing at your sewing machine, and hastily sewing this dress together only to have it not turn out the way you wanted it to. In the end, you decide to not wear your handmade dress, then panic about what you’re really going to wear, and just end up wearing something you already own but aren’t completely satisfied with. Ugh. This all makes for a horrible sewing experience. Here’s my tip: Don’t sew for events. But sometime sewing for an event is fun, you say. So here’s part two of this tip: Make your handmade dress your backup plan. Start by picking out an outfit for your party out of your closet that you already love. Plan on wearing it. Now, start making your handmade dress. You know that no matter what happens, you will go to the party looking amazing. You will not be rushed to make your dress and it will have less mistakes and will turn out much better. On the night of your party,  if your dress in complete, wear it! If not, wear the outfit your picked out first.

6. SEW FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES A DAY UNTIL YOU LOVE IT! If you’re really struggling to get in the sewing groove, set aside fifteen minutes everyday to sit down at your sewing machine. Set a timer, turn on your favorite CD, sew until the timer goes off, then be done.  After some time, you will find yourself looking forward to those fifteen minutes, and when the timer goes off, you’ll be sad your time is up. Slowly, you will find yourself loving the time you’ve spent sewing and look forward to it everyday.

7. STOP COMPARING YOURSELF TO OTHER SEWERS! There will always be someone that sews better than you. Always. It’s only going to bring negative feelings if you compare yourself to someone that’s more skilled that you. So stop it. The people who you compare yourself to are better than your for two reasons. First, they have been sewing longer than you. After you put in your time, you’ll be as skilled as they are. Second, they have developed skills that make sewing easier for them to pick up. For example, I’m not athletic and I don’t participate in sports. I have a sister that is athletic. If both of us try volleyball for the first time together, she’s going to pick it up much quicker than I will because she’s done things similar and her muscle memory will help her be good at volleyball. But if we both try knitting for the first time together, I will probably get the hang of it more quickly. Now, does this mean that I shouldn’t try volleyball, that my sister should give up on knitting, or that you shouldn’t try to push yourself to improve your sewing skills? Of course not! We all just may have to try a little harder, but the reward of finally getting down something that is really hard will be so much sweeter.

There you have it! My tips for how to love sewing! I hope this helps you get your sewing mojo going. What have you done to learn to love sewing? Are there any tips you would add to the list?

28 Jun 15:35

nick pants on Twitter: "more video of @BreeNewsome scaling the pole and pulling down the confederate flag https://t.co/gOJ7tYGVSu"

by russiansledges
Russian Sledges

click through for vine

justifies existence of vine

more video of @BreeNewsome scaling the pole and pulling down the confederate flag
28 Jun 15:26

yrbff: This newborn pudu deer sleeps in a flowerpot. IT SLEEPS...

by villeashell
Russian Sledges

via otters













yrbff:

This newborn pudu deer sleeps in a flowerpot. IT SLEEPS IN A FLOWERPOT.

27 Jun 21:27

Correction: Bree Newsome Actually Just Did The Blackest Thing I’ve Ever Seen

by Damon Young

Yesterday, I wrote that a Black president singing “Amazing Grace” at a Black church on national TV was the Blackest thing that has ever happened. I said it passed peak Blackness and entered gravitational time dilation Blackness. Dark matter, event horizon Blackness. Undiscovered dimension Blackness, redefining our understanding of how Black Blackness could be.

And then I woke up this morning. And read about Bree Newsome.

A woman identified as Bree Newsome was arrested Saturday after climbing the flagpole at the South Carolina Statehouse in Columbia, S.C., about 6:30 a.m. and removing the Confederate flag, Rashad Robinson, executive director of ColorOfChange.org, said in a statement.

And maybe I spoke too soon. 

freebree2

27 Jun 20:14

JSC on RDA releases statement on proposal to add “transgender” to RDA 9.7.1.3

by admin

JSC discussions on the Fast Track proposal from ALA to add the term “transgender” to the RDA Gender vocabulary have identified the need to review the treatment of personal data in RDA. The broader issues will be discussed more substantively at the the JSC’s meeting in November 2015. Following JSC policy, the ALA proposal must be withheld from the Fast Track process for the next release of RDA Toolkit.

The JSC will discuss the impact of recommending a specific vocabulary for the element in RDA Toolkit on the international, cultural heritage, and linked data communities that are the focus of the future strategy for the development of RDA. At the same time, the RDA Development Team is interested in the need for extensions and refinements of RDA vocabularies for “local” communities, and would be keen to collaborate with ALA in using its requirements as a case study to inform the JSC. This would also build on the updates made to the RDA Registry to accommodate the RDA/ONIX Framework. The JSC would welcome a report on these topics before the middle of October 2015. It would be useful if the report considered issues of vocabulary management as well as content.

-JSC Chair

27 Jun 17:46

Oxford Dictionary Adds ‘Fo’ Shizzle,’ ‘Masshole’ and ‘Hot Mess’

by Katy Steinmetz
Russian Sledges

also: cisgender, sext

The Oxford English Dictionary is a historical dictionary, which means that when its editors add a phrase such as hot mess to their reference—as they did this week—they add every definition of the word they can find. The editors are like detectives, following phrases back to times when Anglo-Saxons were jabbering about peasants and overlords.

The quarterly update reveals that in the 1800s, for instance, a “hot mess” was a warm meal, particularly one served to a group like troops. In the 1900s, people used hot mess to refer to a difficult or uncomfortable situation. And in the 2000s, one used it to refer to Amy Schumer (or, as they put it, something or someone in extreme confusion or disorder).

Twerk, another new addition, might have been made famous by Miley Cyrus and a foam finger in 2013, but the editors traced its meaning back to 1820, when twirk referred to a twisting or jerking movement. The precise origin of the word is uncertain, the editors say, but it may be a blend of twist or twitch and jerk. Their definition: “To dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner, using thrusting movements of the bottom and hips while in a low, squatting stance.”

Here is a selection from the hundreds of words OED just added to its ranks, along with the earliest known usage and context provided by TIME.

autotune (v., 1997): to alter or correct the pitch of (a musical or vocal performance) using an auto-tune device, software, etc. The word has meant “to tune automatically” since 1958, when people were tuning radio transmitters rather than hilarious local news interviews.

backronym (n., 1983): a contrived explanation of an existing word’s origin, positing it as an acronym. When some guy tries to say that golf is an acronym of “gentlemen only, ladies forbidden,” that is a backronym (and clever nonsense). It more likely comes from the Dutch word kolf, which describes a stick used in sports.

boiler room (n., 1892): a place used as a center of operations for an election campaign, especially a room equipped for teams of volunteers to make telephone calls soliciting support for a party or candidate. This phrase has been used to describe an actual room that contains boilers, as on a steamship, since 1820.

bridge-and-tunnel (adj., 1977): of or designating a person from the outer boroughs or suburbs of a city, typically characterized as unsophisticated or unfashionable. The phrase was first used by Manhattanites to describe people they thought unworthy of their island.

cisgender (adj., 1999): designating someone whose sense of personal identity corresponds to the sex and gender assigned to him or her at birth. This word exists to serve as an equal and complement to transgender. You can read all about it here.

FLOTUS (n., 1983): the First Lady of the United States. This is a true acronym, which appears to have been first applied to Nancy Reagan.

fo’ shizzle (phr., 2001): in the language of rap and hip-hop this means “for sure.” Shizzle, as a euphemism for sh-t, dates back to the ’90s. One can also be “the shizzle,” which is the best or most popular thing.

half-ass (v., 1954): to perform (an action or task) poorly or incompetently; to do (something) in a desultory or half-hearted manner. One can also insult someone by calling them an “ass,” referring to the horse-like creature who has appeared in stories as the type who is clumsy or stupid since the time of the Greeks.

koozie (n., 1982): an insulating sleeve that fits over a beverage can or bottle to keep it cold. Fun fact: that little cardboard thing one slips around a cup of coffee to keep it from burning one’s hand is known as a zarf.

Masshole (n., 1989): term of contempt for a native or inhabitant of the state of Massachusetts. This is what is known as a blended word, which Lewis Carroll called portmanteaus, naming them after a suitcase that unfolds into two equal parts.

sext (n., 2001): a sexually explicit or suggestive message or image sent electronically, typically using a mobile phone. Back in the 1500s, when someone referred to a “sext,” they were talking about a Christian worship ritual that involved chanting around midday.

stanky (adj., 1972): having a strong (usually unpleasant) smell. The OED editors offer the comparison to skanky, which means unattractive or offensive, as well as janky, which refers to something that is untrustworthy or of poor quality.

27 Jun 17:39

Scalia, Thomas, Roberts, Alito Suddenly Realize They Will Be Villains In Oscar-Winning Movie One Day

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"a film potentially titled Defense Of Marriage and probably written by Tony Kushner"

WASHINGTON—Shortly after turning in dissenting opinions in landmark federal rulings today that struck down the Defense of Marriage Act and conferred full federal benefits to married same-sex couples, Supreme Court justices Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas, John G. Roberts, and Samuel Alito reportedly realized today that they would someday be portrayed as villains in an Oscar-winning film about the fight for marriage equality. “Oh, God, the major social ramifications, the political intrigue, all the important people involved in the case—I’m going to be played by some sinister character actor in a drama with tons of award buzz, aren’t I?” said Scalia, joining his fellow dissenting justices in realizing they would be antagonists in a film potentially titled Defense Of Marriage and probably written by Tony Kushner. “I’m going to be portrayed as a closed-minded Neanderthal and the very symbol of backward thinking. And at the end of the movie, when my character realizes he’s on the wrong side of history, the audience will feel emotionally fulfilled because the hero attorney, probably played by George fucking Clooney, will have won. Great.” While they added that they aren’t looking forward to being vilified on screen, Scalia, Roberts, Alito, and Thomas all agreed that the movie would probably be pretty good, and that they could see Paul Dano getting his first Academy Award nomination for his supporting role as a gay rights crusader.

27 Jun 17:28

The Argle-Bargle Over This Jiggery-Pokery Is Pure Applesauce

by Kevin

As you likely know by now, the Supreme Court has voted 6-3 to reject a challenge to the Affordable Care Act a.k.a. Obamacare, over a strong dissent by Justice Scalia. The opinion in King v. Burwell involves important issues of federalism, separation of powers, and statutory interpretation, but most importantly it is the first time the phrases "pure applesauce" and "jiggery-pokery" have been used in any Supreme Court opinion.

What's that? You're more interested in federalism? Wow, are you in the wrong place.

The use of "pure applesauce" to mean "nonsense," as Scalia uses it, was new to me but does show up in the Google Books database. A completely unscientific eyeballing of those results suggests it was most popular, if "popular" is the right word, during the last century. In this biography of P.G. Wodehouse, for example, the author mentions it as an example of the "Pooterish Edwardian slang" Wodehouse used in the 1910 book Psmith in the City, along with "perfect rot" and "give me the pip" (to irritate). In 1970, Time magazine described an author as "a colloidal suspension of William Buckley, William Blake and Herbert Marcuse in pure applesauce," which was not at all a compliment, but in the last few decades "pure applesauce" has generally been used to mean just pure applesauce.

So, I don't know who had a problem with applesauce to begin with, but there is literary precedent for Scalia's use of the term in this way. But it hasn't been used in a U.S. court opinion, so far as I can tell.

"Jiggery-pokery" is slightly more common. It's actually listed in the Oxford English Dictionary, defined as a colloquial term (originally Scottish) for "deceitful or dishonest manipulation; hocus-pocus, humbug." It shows up in just one other U.S. opinion (according to Google Scholar), which not too surprisingly was written by Judge Selya of the First Circuit. That's not too surprising because Judge Selya, though a perfectly good judge otherwise, seems to have a form of Tourette's that forces him to use the most arcane terms he can possibly find.

In the same opinion where he uses "jiggery-pokery," for example—just in this one opinion—he uses "eschatocol," "exegetic," "peregrination," "imbrication," "anent" (x2), "independentista" (x3), "spavined," "underbrace," "asseverate," and "jeremiad." He has said he does this to make his opinions more "interesting," but personally I think that's pure applesauce and it gives me the pip. Legal writing is hard enough to read without sending people to the dictionary every other paragraph.

"Jiggery-pokery" doesn't really require that, of course, but I thought I'd complain anyway.

Also originally Scottish, it turns out, is "argle-bargle," which Scalia used a couple of years ago to describe Justice Kennedy's opinion on the Defense of Marriage Act. See United States v. Windsor, 133 S. Ct. 2675, 2710 (2013) (Scalia, J., dissenting; criticizing the "disappearing trail of its legalistic argle-bargle"). Here he was on slightly firmer ground: I found three previous uses of that term in case law (and two others after Windsor). Interestingly, all three are in opinions by the same court, the first two written by the same judge (not Selya). See, e.g., Mech v. Hearst Corp., 496 A.2d 1099, 1099 (Md. Ct. App. 1985) (beginning, "This argle-bargle was precipitated by these facts."). The last of the three starts the same way, perhaps in tribute. See Oakhampton Ass'n, Inc. v. Reeve, 637 A.2d 879, 879 (Md. Ct. App. 1994) (noting that the term comes "from the Scotch—argy-bargy, to argue, wrangle, haggle"). The OED confirms that, by the way, as well as the dismissive connotation.

Finally, as you can see from this Google Ngram, none of these terms have been especially prevalent in literature, but their use has been generally declining. I have no idea what caused the spike in "argle-bargle" during the 1990s. Maybe somebody who was using "jiggery-pokery" decided he liked "argle-bargle" instead?

Applesauce ngram
Of course I also ran searches for "gollywaddles," but that one Scalia seems to have made up on the spot during oral argument and it didn't make it into print. Not yet, anyway.

27 Jun 17:10

timballisto: YOLO has been replaced by WITNESS ME effective immediately

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absolutely true

timballisto:

YOLO has been replaced by WITNESS ME effective immediately

27 Jun 17:03

eastiseverywhere: The OnionTibetan Teen Getting Into Western...

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eastiseverywhere:

The Onion
Tibetan Teen Getting Into Western Philosophy

US (2004)
[Source]

This thing oughta be framed and placed in every Asian art museum in the West.

27 Jun 17:02

Walsh vows to end homelessness in three years

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The Globe reports on Mayor Walsh's plans for "an ambitious multimillion-dollar plan to end homelessness among veterans this year and to end chronic homelessness by 2018."