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13 Feb 13:57

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Matt.weiland

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13 Feb 13:54

‘Sesame Street’ Meets ‘Street Fighter’ In The Most Educational Brawler Of All Time

by Andrew Roberts

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The epic mash up between Street Fighter and Sesame Street is complete with the very real Sesame Street Fighter. And it’s a fitting take on both of the properties as you are using education and skill to bash your opponent into submission and achieve a victory.

The key gameplay element is very similar to those who ever played Typing of the Dead or spent a lot of time goofing off in the computer lab during school. I would’ve killed for this during typing class in high school, even if it ensured me a swirlie from Gus McGill in the bathroom at lunch.

This isn’t the first time the idea of Street Fighter meeting Sesame Street has come along, but it is the first game to see the light of day involving the two franchises. Give it a spin and test your typing skill. It’s not as frustrating as Flappy Bird, but things can get a little heated in the later stages. And as an added bonus, check out some of the incredible art where your favorite characters from Sesame Street are turned into their Street Fighter counterparts courtesy of gavacho13.

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(Images via gavacho13 / Flavour Machine)

12 Feb 18:51

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12 Feb 18:16

The Gene Parmesan Themed ‘Arrested Development’ Valentine’s Day Card Is The Only One You Need

by Kris Maske

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The above is of course the front of the card. Your valentine opens it up and…

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AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

That’s right. Valentine’s Day perfection, ladies and gentlemen. It’s been making it’s way around Tumblr (here via here) although I’m uncertain who the original creator (a scholar and a gentleman/gentlewoman) is or how long it’s been in existence. One thing is for sure though: all other pop culture valentines, just stop.

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12 Feb 17:41

Doritos and 7-Eleven Are Testing Amazing-Looking Cheese-Stuffed Snacks

by Taylor Berman

Doritos and 7-Eleven Are Testing Amazing-Looking Cheese-Stuffed Snacks

Are you ready for the latest in Doritos technology? Doritos and 7-Eleven have partnered to test a cheese-stuffed snack called a "Doritos Loaded" at several select locations. But what is it? It's reportedly like a mozzarella stick, if the outside of a mozzarella stick were a Dorito.

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11 Feb 18:58

Jamie Moyer, Matt Stairs to man the Comcast booth for the Phillies

by Craig Calcaterra
Now this is fun: Todd Zolecki reports that Comcast SportsNet will announce Jamie Moyer and Matt Stairs have joined its Phillies broadcast team as early as tomorrow. They’re just finalizing the contracts. Both Stairs and Moyer played for the 2008 World Series champs and both seem — from this distance anyway — to be a lot of fun. Bonus: with those…
11 Feb 15:59

Idina Menzel to Perform ‘Let It Go’ on Oscars Telecast

by Stitch Kingdom

Idina Menzel to Perform ‘Let It Go’ on Oscars Telecast originally appeared on Stitch Kingdom, the number one unofficial source for news on The Walt Disney Company. Please follow us Twitter and Like on Facebook.

Tony Award®-winning singer, songwriter and actress Idina Menzel will, for the first time, perform the Oscar®-nominated song ‘Let it Go’ for a global television audience at the Oscars®, show producers Craig Zadan and Neil Meron announced today. The Oscars, hosted by Ellen DeGeneres, will air on Sunday, March 2, live on ABC.

‘Let it Go,’ written by Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez for Frozen, is nominated for Original Song. The three other nominated songs are ‘Happy’ from Despicable Me 2, ‘Ordinary Love’ from Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom and ‘The Moon Song’ from Her.

Menzel won a Tony Award for her performance as Elphaba in the original Broadway production of ‘Wicked.’ She received a Tony nomination for her Broadway debut in ‘Rent’ and earned a Drama Desk nomination for her performance in Manhattan Theater Club’s off-Broadway musical ‘The Wild Party.’ In March Mezel will star in ‘If/Then,’ a new Broadway musical about a woman moving back to New York City for a fresh start. In addition to Frozen, in which she voices the character of Elsa, Menzel’s film roles include Enchanted, Ask the Dust and Rent.

Awards for outstanding film achievements of 2013 will be presented on Oscar Sunday, March 2, 2014, at the Dolby Theatre® at Hollywood & Highland Center® and televised live on the ABC Television Network. The Oscars, produced by Craig Zadan and Neil Meron, also will be televised live in more than 225 countries and territories worldwide.

09 Feb 16:54

Meme Watch: Lay’s ‘Do Us a Flavor’ Crowdsourcing Hilariously Backfires

by RoboPanda

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Back in 2012, Lay’s ran a “Do Us A Flavor” contest to crowdsource a new flavor of potato chips. The exceedingly boring “Cheesy Garlic Bread” won out over “Chicken and Waffles” and “Sriracha” because we can’t have nice things. Perhaps others were as jaded after the first contest as I was, because Lay’s is running another “Do Us A Flavor” contest, and people are taking it far less seriously.

Lay’s relaunched the contest on January 13th, 2014, inviting the internet to create, submit, and vote on our own customized potato chip bags using this web app. What Lay’s received in return includes creative flavor suggestions like “Government Cheese”, “Existential Crisis”, and “Hickory-Smoked Horse Buttholes”. Stay classy, internet.

Our 35 favorite “Do Us A Flavor” parodies are collected here. As always, you can also view them as a single page. Thanks to The Daily What and Know Your Meme for the assist.

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Onions, of course. [via]

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NOPE. [via]

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So that’s what Louis C.K. was talking about. [via]

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Explanation here. [via]

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God help us all. [via]

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This one is just direct. [via]

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Genius. [via]

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07 Feb 12:24

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06 Feb 21:28

Bank of America Sends Credit Card Offer to "Lisa Is a Slut McIntire"

by Taylor Berman

Bank of America Sends Credit Card Offer to "Lisa Is a Slut McIntire"

On Thursday, freelance writer Lisa McIntire's mother received a credit card offer from Bank of America sort of addressed to her daughter. There was one tiny difference, though, in the name; instead of Lisa McIntire, the letter was addressed to a "Lisa Is a Slut McIntire."

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06 Feb 17:00

[Pope Francis stands in front of a life-sized chocolate statue of himself.

by Sarah Hedgecock

[Pope Francis stands in front of a life-sized chocolate statue of himself. The statue, made with 1.5 tons of cocoa, was presented to the Pope during Wednesday's general audience. Image via L'Osservatore Romano/AP.]

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06 Feb 15:43

Some Monster Stole Ben And Leslie’s Paris Love Lock From ‘Parks And Recreation’

by Josh Kurp

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PUNISH THIS SICKO TO THE FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW.

So I was in Paris the other day and as the Parks & Rec dork that I am, I set on a mission to find the Ben & Leslie lock from the Paris episode (see top left photo).

Following the reddit directions, I found the exact location, checked that all the other locks around it matched.. only to find the actual lock gone. Someone has clearly snipped off the metal fence to slide the lock off. I was super mad and super sad all at once.

Whoever you are, super hardcore Parks fan, you kinda suck. (Via)

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Only one man can solve a mystery this big:

burt

Or Inspector Clouseau. One of the two.

I Wish I Had Gills via @mradamscott

06 Feb 14:32

Subway Says It Will Stop Using Shoe Rubber Chemicals In Your Bread

by Gabrielle Bluestone

Subway Says It Will Stop Using Shoe Rubber Chemicals In Your Bread

Subway announced this week that eventually it will stop using azodicarbonamide — a chemical used in yoga mats and shoe rubber — as an ingredient in its bread.

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05 Feb 21:05

All-Female College Terrified by Creepy Underwear Man Statue

by Taylor Berman

All-Female College Terrified by Creepy Underwear Man Statue

A statue of a man in his underwear has created a scandal at an all-female college in Massachusetts. More than 300 students at Wellesley College have signed a petition to have the statue, appropriately titled "Sleepwalker," removed from the campus.

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05 Feb 12:55

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05 Feb 12:52

Despicable Me | 2010 | dir. Pierre Coffin and Chris Renaud



Despicable Me | 2010 | dir. Pierre Coffin and Chris Renaud

04 Feb 18:31

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04 Feb 15:01

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Matt.weiland

Beyonce's mouse ears <3



31 Jan 13:04

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29 Jan 23:06

Here's A Dude Playing With His Dick And Butt In The Streets Of Philly

by Tom Ley

So, what's going on here?

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29 Jan 23:04

What’s Wrong With ‘Batman And Robin’? Arnold Schwarzenegger Didn’t Sing ‘Let It Go’, For Starters.

by RoboPanda

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There are few things I post here faster than an Arnold Schwarzenegger musical by Jon and Al Kaplan. Unfortunately, there isn’t a new one of those, but 2ChinTV has jumped on the Arnold Schwarzenegger musical trend with one of their own. In the first video below, Mark Schroeder impersonates Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze from 1997′s Batman and Robin, singing “Let It Go” from Disney’s Frozen. How did this not exist until now?

They even came up with a fake backstory and synopsis for their parody.

Pixar Animation Studios, the studio behind “Toy Story 3″ and “Free Birds,” presents “Freezin’,” a stunning big-screen comedy adventure. Determined scientist Victor (Arnold Schwarzenegger) sets off on an epic journey—teaming up with his loyal henchmen—to make Gotham City pay for his wife thawing research. … The film is directed by Christoher Nolan (“Batman,” “The Prestige”) and produced by Michael Uslan (“Swamp Thing”). Featuring music from Golden Globe®-winner Diane Warren (“Space Jam,” “Mannequin”) and U2.

Cool party! The mp3 is available on SoundCloud.

In other Batman And Robin news — and we have a Google alert set for it — Cinema Sins returns with another installment of “Everything Wrong With”. This time they break the record for their longest video yet, cataloging the many, many horrendous facets of Joel Schumacher’s Batman And Robin. It’s about time this movie got its comeuppance. As Schumacher’s version of Victor Freeze would say, “If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It’s time to feast!”

This movie is f**king terrible.

Videos via Tastefully Offensive and CBM. Banner image courtesy of Warner.

27 Jan 21:22

Philip Seymour Hoffman + ‘Her’ Is Exactly What It Sounds Like And It’s Fantastic

by Vince Mancini

Given that Scarlett Johansson plays a disembodied voice from Joaquin Phoenix’s computer in Her, the mash-up possibilities were virtually endless. But when someone sent me one with the subject “Her + Philip Seymour Hoffman,” I started giggling uncontrollably before I’d even clicked. See, there’s a certain Philip Seymour Hoffman phone call from a certain movie that I knew would fit perfectly. I spent the whole first part of the video waiting for it, and the whole second part squealing with joy that it had been included. Can you guess what it is?

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Did you guess it? That’s right, it’s from Happiness. If you haven’t seen it, you definitely should. Though be warned, my friends and I spent an entire year after we saw this asking each other “are you all wet IS YOUR PUSSY ALL WET?!? (*unngghhhhhhh*)”

Which can get weird around strangers.

The YouTube comments section really comes through on this one:

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20 Jan 21:55

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13 Jan 12:59

E! News Has Fun With Facts

by Gabrielle Bluestone

E! News Has Fun With Facts

According to E! News, Michael J. Fox's Parkinson's diagnosis is a fact that is fun.

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12 Jan 06:53

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iamablasphemousgirl:

I lived for these moments in X-Files.

The best part about re-watching The X-Files as an adult is how much Mulder and Scully don’t actually fit into the traditional will-they/won’t-they cliche that other shows have later taken as their inspiration. Sure, the obvious sexual tension is unbearable! They are clearly each other’s other person. But - it’s Mulder who has the grandiose you make me a better person speech in the first movie, not Scully (as a way to show how love has forced her to reconsider her tough crime-fighting persona). They are both dysfunctional, anti-social people in their own way. Even in the first season, as Scully ~tries to have a life outside of work~, it doesn’t pale in comparison. She likes working with Mulder. They are sympatico.

As an adult, I realize that The X-Files is a show about finding your soul mate and then waiting nine years to accept it, plus like aliens and monsters and goat suckers and vampires and other stuff.

07 Jan 20:38

Watch A 1997 Conan Episode Taped In Front Of An Audience Of Kids

by The Cajun Boy

I’m not sure what compelled Conan and his staff at the time to tape a late night talk show in front of an audience of children (marijuana, perhaps?), but the end result is amazing. Watching this it’s hard not to appreciate Conan O’Brien as a gifted performer. To hold the attention of a bunch of kids for an hour while also making something adults wouldn’t be bored silly watching is truly impressive.

Best of all is at around the 35 minute mark, which is where Conan introduces his next guest, CNN’s financial editor at the time, Myron Kandel. It’s a move that belongs in the trolling hall of fame.

Enjoy!

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07 Jan 18:23

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07 Jan 15:23

9-Week Old Ocelot Gets In Some Play Time at the Cincinnati Zoo

by Lori Dorn
Matt.weiland

"LANA. HE REMEMBERS ME"

Santos, a 9-week old ocelot and the newest member of the Cat Ambassador Program at the Cincinnati Zoo, is shown here getting in a little play time before he has to go back to his nursery.

video via Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden

via Tastefully Offensive